It’s kind of funny how I found out about this book, and by extension the publisher, Cemetery Gates Media. I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed one day, when I stumbled upon a link to the group’s Kickstarter project page. Immediately drawn by the illustrations, I read up on the project, then was quick to back it. So here I am, having just finished reading my copy, and how do I find the book? Simultaneously horrifying and amazing.
First off, the book probably reminds people of the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books - author Joseph Sullivan and artist John Brhel acknowledge the influence. But this book is far more terrifying than those books ever were, and a lot more adult. Ever wonder what those stories would be like were a darker approach to be taken? That’s essentially what the reader gets here. The stories are quite vivid in their descriptions of the violence suffered (even when the recipient is a douchebag, it’s hard to not see what they experience as a tad extreme), also including frequent profanity (occasionally featuring nudity as well), and most disturbingly, usually have no ending. If there is an ending, it’s never on a positive note, which is appropriately grim. And unlike Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, where the art was generally more disturbing than the story in question, the stories are just as scary as the drawings accompanying them.
As I mentioned above, the illustrations are influenced by Stephen Gammell, using a similar style and coloring. Quite often, however, they blow those out of the water, something I would never have thought possible (no offense to Mr. Gammell). A few terrifying examples include one of an alligator hiding in a bathtub; a guy screaming in agony while getting his flesh burned off; and one particularly menacing picture of a demonically grinning child’s face surreally floating above a doll stuck with pins. Brhel is able to make pictures of things so mundane as a decaying tooth, or even a literal piece of crap, look spooky, and a slight spoiler pertaining to the tooth story - there’s a certain beverage (I won’t specify which, but it’s not pop) that you might be scared to drink after reading the book. I know I’ll never be able to direct customers to it at work without remembering the story, much less see the product on the shelves…
One further bonus point the book has going for it is that many of the stories feature sympathetic protagonists. “Jesup” (my favorite of the bunch) focuses on a young boy who doesn’t get along with his stepdad and wants to be with his real one, while "The Big M" revolves around a put-upon worker who finds himself in trouble with an unreasonable boss. And the tooth story aptly sums up pretty much everybody’s fear of going to the dentist, and of how much a beef dental care may prove to be. Another story, also minor spoilers, talks about a woman’s fears regarding marriage and parenthood. As a feminist, I liked this, if only because these hesitations and concerns are something the media rarely touches on, so it’s a welcome inclusion - especially in a horror story of all places.
So yeah, to sum things up - the books is awesome for any horror fan, getting points for both the stories and the artwork. But be warned, it is not for kids, nor do I recommend it for those faint of heart. Otherwise, though, prepare to get the living daylights scared out of you while at the same time enjoying a chillingly gripping read.
Rating: 4.5 out of 5