it's summer...AGAIN. & dawn is spending the summer in stoneybrook with her mom. shortly after she & jeff arrive, jeff & the pike triplets announce that they would like to try their hands at babysitting. they ask dawn how they might go about starting their own babysitting club, but they balk at the idea of calling parents to announce their availability or posting flyers in grocery stores & pediatricians' offices. dawn suggests that they start small by being babysitters-in-training. they can accompany members of the babysitters club on jobs & help out to get some experience. i am SHOCKED that kristy would agree to this competition for jobs, but because we need a plotline, she does. the boys will be expected to attend meetings & will be paid a quarter of the proceeds for the jobs they do as trainees.
bear in mind that these boys are TEN YEARS OLD. i used to babysit for my younger siblings when i was ten...for free, because my parents both worked & couldn't afford to pay me, let alone a real sitter. it was basically a gussied up form of child neglect. we had to stay in the basement (which was not finished, but did contain a couch & a TV) & pretend like no one was home if anyone came to the door. we weren't even allowed to answer the phone. i think asking us to believe that stoneybrook parents are down with 13-year-old sitters is a stretch. eleven is really pushing it. but TEN? give me a break.
anyway, the boys are terrors at meetings. they decimate claudia's entire stock of junk food & spend all their time having burping contests. they are less than useless on jobs. jeff is horrified by the idea of changing a baby's diaper, byron drinks all the babies' formula, adam teases his charges, & i can't remember what jordan does but it's probably something obnoxious. they also blow off meetings with no notice, & byron even tries to weasel out of a sitting job to which he agreed.
to complicate the matter, stoneybrook is offering group discounts on tickets to hawaii at the end of july. if fifty kids ages 11-14 sign up, everyone will get to go for $500 a piece, which includes everything (meals, hotel, airfare, activities). that is a good deal. stoneybrook middle school students will get priority, but if not enough sign up, they will pad the group with others kids on the wait list, which means dawn could go. the babysitters all beg their parents to agree to the trip, & they all agree, except for kristy's parents, who have already planned a hawaii vacation for the whole family in august (must be nice to be a millionaire) & mallory's parents, who have eight goddamn kids & can't be shelling out for them to go to hawaii whenever they damn well please. but the parents insist that the babysitters raise half the cost themselves.
so none of the girls are happy the their babysitting trainees are making their jobs harder & cutting into their hawaii savings at the same time. plus they are all wiped out from doing tons of other fundraising jobs & schemes to come up with spending money in hawaii. dawn agitates for the trainees to be given more time, but after stacey has a horrible job with adam at the braddocks' house, the babysitters agree that the tainees are just too young & immature for babysitting. dawn & mallory agree to break the news to their brothers.
but before they get a chance, the trainees themselves admit that they don't really like babysitting that much & don't want to do it anymore. problem solved! & kristy comes up with a hawaii fundraiser: the babysitters will sell concessions (drinks, snacks, patriotic souvenirs, & kids' activities) at the stoneybrook fireworks display for july 4th. it goes great & the sitters make tons of money. on the day the deposits are due, 49 stoneybrook middle school students turn up with hawaii money. there's room for one kid from the non-student wait list, & dawn is first on the list. the babysitters are going to hawaii! i sure hope someone angers a god, "saved by the bell"-style. perhaps mary anne will become a human sacrifice.