Did not like Sylvie. Did not like Dan. I thought Dan and Sylvie's relationship wouldn't be as infuriating compared to the typical romance couple since they'd been happily married for ten years, but they were worse than a pair of immature, hormone riddled, brainless teens.
After a couple of chapters I was firmly against Dan and Sylvie staying together, I wanted them to break it off, they didn't seem well suited at all and there was so little genuine feelings between the two of them, especially from Dan. The fact Dan totally freaked out when their doctor told them they could be married for up to 68 years said it all. Who freaks out when they're told they're healthy and will be with their significant other into ripe old age? Why did Dan act like it was a prison sentence? Why was it such a shock? Why was it so scary? Did he want to die young? Did he marry Sylvie thinking they would only end up spending a couple of decades together before one of them inevitably died even though they were in their early twenties when they got wed? I mean, he had to know they could easily live into their 80s, maybe even 90s or older so why was it such a turn off to be told he would have a long marriage? Especially when he supposedly already had ten great years of wedded bliss. If he loved Sylvie would he have that strong a negative reaction to that piece of news? Sylvie wasn't much better in her reaction either, but at least her worry stemmed more from the fact that Dan wouldn't want her for that long. Which was just sad.
Also, Sylvie/Dan getting their knickers in a twist because they were healthy and would live long lives was the epitome of first world problems.
Sylvie was instantly unlikeable to me as soon as she referred to her parents as mummy and daddy. What adult in their thirties call their parents that? Especially an adult with young kids of her own. I don't think Sylvie's own kids called her mummy all that much, and they were only five.
Sylvie's adoration of her dad was weird, the way she talked about him was kind of icky. Her thoughts were beyond creepy at times, I couldn't imagine any child thinking of their parent the way she did her dad. Her idiolising him was bad enough but the way she got sad and upset that other people didn't see him as god-like as she did was too far.
Dan was a terrible husband, all he did was lie to Sylvia non-stop for years, even when she asked him direct questions about what was going on and he could clearly see how distraught and worried she was he still lied to her. And then he had the nerve to take out his moods on her when the secret became too overwhelming. He didn't even feel guilty about constantly lying to her and keeping things from her, nope, he was only concerned about how much pressure he was under, and not about how hurt and upset Sylvie was about his suspicious behaviour. There was nothing stopping him from actually telling her the truth instead of concocting lie after lie and in the meantime making her paranoid and depressed. And his excuse about not telling her was weak, as well as insulting - he thought she couldn't handle the truth because a couple of years ago she was upset and angry when her father died, like any person would have been in her shoes. I mean, WTF?! How else was she meant to grieve? Her grief wasn't anything out of the ordinary but Dan and her mother made out as if her reaction to her dad's death was abnormal, when it was actually a normal amount of grief and upset. And at the end he didn't even apologise for lying about something so huge for years, nope, he was made out to be the good guy. She should have seriously thought about leaving him, if he could lie for so long without any hesitation once then he could do it again.
Didn't get any sense that Dan loved Sylvie, it was like he was with her out of familiarity, there weren't really any strong feelings towards Sylvie, he just acted bored and like he was simply going through the motions.
For two people who were meant to know each other inside out they sure jumped to a lot of conclusions about the other and gave each other surprises they really didn't want. Dan getting Sylvie a snake? He was meant to know her oh so well but somehow he thought buying her a snake would please her.
Dan and Sylvie had twin 5 year old daughters, but you would think they were childless the way carried on. Sylvie showed so little love and care for them, she rarely thought about them or looked after them, and Dan didn't have any close relationship with them either, even when he was interacting with them he seemed mostly absent.
The whole Mary situation was bizarre, and it didn't put Dan in the best light, by the end I was still irked by what exactly was going on there. It was bad enough that Dan was Googling his ex-girlfriend and her marital status, but then it got even more dodgy when he contacted her after not seeing her for 10 years to arrange a cosy get together. On top of that, he specifically arranged it on a day/time when Sylvie would be busy and then he tried to dissuade her from being there, that should have signaled all kinds of warning bells and had her confronting Dan, but the silly cow left it alone. It only got weirder when he wanted to offload all his problems on Mary when he hadn't seen for ten flipping years.. he couldn't bring himself to tell his wife what those problems were yet he could easily confide in an old ex. There was little doubt in my mind that Dan wanted to start an affair with Mary, there was no other logical explanation for his behaviour. Sylvie really should have called him out on his sleazy behaviour, instead she was the one apologising to him when he was the one who did all the wrong things. Sylvie's biggest crime was being a spoilt, annoying, neurotic daddy's girl but at least she hadn't lied to Dan for years about a major family secret or got all weird and stalkery about an ex she hadn't seen for a decade.
Yea, not great.