I won a Kindle copy of
A Beautiful Poison
from a Goodreads Giveaway.
I'm not a fan of historical fiction but the blurb intrigued me; if its a murder mystery, I'll give it a whirl!
I needed a few days to consider how to write a review for this book because the tone was so odd, I would call it disturbing and not in a good Tim Burton kind of way, but more of an Eli Roth kind of way.
The basic premise isn't complicated: a young woman dies unexpectedly at the engagement party of socialite Allene and her fiancé.
When her best friend Jasper determines it is murder, he, mutual friend Birdie and Allene try to solve the mystery, which entails them sneaking into the morgue late at night (ooh, spooky), Allene stealing evidence at a murder scene and basically the threesome acting like a ridiculous parody of The Three Stooges, instead of The Lone Gunmen.
The strangeness stems from the description of the three characters. Follow along if you can:
1. Allene is described as a young woman interested in chemistry and science but the only scientific thing about her is her name.
She enjoys reading scientific textbooks and spouts from memory whatever she just read.
She never demonstrates her seemingly big brain or intelligence but rather is a narcissistic, self-centered, bratty only child who continually insists on having Jaspar and Birdie close to her because she doesn't want to be alone.
She mocks people for their poor fashion sense, their lack of decorum and manners and, okay, its not her fault she is this way. Its her parents' fault.
2. Jasper is the man between this Twilight love triangle for Allene and Birdie. There is an unsettling sexual tension between all three characters and I wonder if Ms. Kang did this deliberately or forgot what her true intentions were.
Jasper doesn't hide the fact that he would marry Allene if she had proposed the idea but keeps a picture of Birdie in a book.
There is a Sapphic moment between the girls when they are sleeping in the same bed. Heck, I don't mind sexual tension but even I'm not sure what the point of all this was.
3, Poor Birdie. She is the girl next door in this twisted story about love and poison. The child of the maid in Allene's household, the girls grew up together until a scandal and Allene's mother forced them out of the house, causing Birdie's mother to turn to prostitution to make ends meet.
When Allene's duplicitous fiancé falls for Birdie, she finds herself in her mother's shoes, but needs the man's influence, money and connections to keep her small, struggling family afloat.
And can you blame the poor girl? No!
At the same time, she is slowly succumbing to radium poisoning, due to her job at a clockworks factory. I knew this already because I read Radium Girls! Pick it up! It's a very good read!
People close to the gruesome threesome begin dropping like flies and all signs point to (gasp!) poison.
Who is removing all these problematic people in their lives?
And to make matters worse, a virulent flu has settled over the city at the same time, claiming people close to Allene.
Poison is the method of choice for female murderers! (Hint! Hint!)
When the murderer and the motive behind these vengeful acts is revealed, it is satisfying in that only vengeance can make sense and does require a bit of disbelief suspension (take that, pedophile sicko!) and yet typical because you can guess the events that led the person down this path and how it all started.
A cast of deeply unlikeable and forgetable characters combined with a bit of a convoluted plot left me wanting less, not more of
A Beautiful Poison.