I like most of the books I read these days, I jumped into this one face-first without any knowledge of the plot. I will say that though this is the third book in a series, it stood on its own. I sensed there were references to the other couples from the previous books, but nothing so obscure as to completely confuse me. I appreciated that.
That said, this book is entirely. too. long. It should have been 1/3 the length it is. There was too much going on all the time. The third person perspective actually made the book more rambling than I thought was possible. The third person POV books I’ve read previously seemed very to the point versus those with first person POVs. This story followed every Dick and Harry that showed up with any kind of regularity in the story, and I thought it was too many perspectives because many of the characters’ thoughts and observations didn’t contribute to the momentum of the plot. There was also a lot of drama going on. There was the father drama between the male MC, his brother, and their father over the entire marriage business, the fem MC’s initial engagement to the jerky brother and all the clothing issues/social embarrassment that came with it, the fem MC’s young female companion and their quest to find her aunt, then later the aunt’s romance with one of the male MC’s friends and her troubles with a pushy wannabe beu, the fem MC’s involvement in the hiding of her Indian younger “brother” and all the llama drama that came with the East India Trading Co.’s search for him, in addition to the fem MC’s budding physical relationship with the male MC and eventually their marriage (and the death of the male MC’s father during their ceremony), but after they married the drama didn’t end because then they had to have about a quadrillion misunderstandings and arguments about how to sex and the male MC’s migraines, until finally the fem MC Snow Whited herself and almost died in the process. All this occurred amidst general societal gossip that was gone over often. It was. A lot. Too many strings in this plot. Not enough time was dedicated to one string or another, or even a couple at once. I would forget about the Indian prince until he was randomly brought up again, same went for the little girl. The male MC’s migraines weren’t really an issue until after the MCs were engaged, then they were all the MCs could talk/think about. There wasn’t really any dimension given to the little girl’s aunt and her romance with the Frenchman. He showed up often at her house, even when she told him to leave, he took her out to a ball to help her career once, and he scared a leech up off of her, that was about all that happened before they were declaring they loved each other and getting engaged. So much detail was given to less (completely un) important things like exact descriptions of everyone’s clothing, but when it came to why the Frenchman left his home and abandoned his title or even why the fire took out his family in the first place, details were extremely sparse/nonexistent. That was really annoying. I cared less about the trillion banal conversations that occurred between the fem MC and the little girl than I did why the little prince was so afraid of people. It sounded like he was traumatized, but instead of coming up with a more complex and compelling story for why he was so jumpy, the author left it at “he’s a little slow”, as if shrugging and saying, “eh he was born that way, moving on. Now I’m going to describe every square meter of wallpaper in this 3 story 12 bedroomed house”.
Originally, I thought the MCs were a good fit, but towards the last 2/3s I changed my mind. They were always talking past one another when it came to arguments. These were some of the most circular, and thus irritating, arguments between literary characters I’ve come across in a long time. What kills me is the drama was completely manufactured. It was like after writing the wedding scene, the author completely forgot who her male MC was and made him into a nasty, bitter, selfish, completely non-communicative man utterly without a sense of humor who spewed vileness whenever he got mildly offended by the fem MC (usually because of some misunderstanding) or thrown off kilter. He wasn’t always an ass, but he was super super annoying with his out of the blue self-pitying ways, made even more intolerable by his tendency to spit acid at the fem MC when he was feeling shitty. His issues with “migraine cures” were perfectly understandable, but mixed in with a slurry of other frivolous arguments, the compelling nature of such a difficult moral dilemma was greatly diluted, which was horribly disappointing. I saw a lot of potential in that theme, but it wasn’t given the tender love and care it needed to really be a main plot point in this convoluted story.
I couldn’t stand the male MC’s brother. He was an ass. I didn’t get the feeling that his jerky behavior towards the fem MC was the exception to the rule. From his actions, I believe his affection/kindness towards his family and close friends was the exception. He could have easily been someone who didn’t warm up to people easily, especially someone he resented the sight of because of what she represented. Instead we were TOLD he was kind (god I hate that) and not SHOWN it. He showed no kindness to anyone but his mother (which doesn’t really count). We were also told he had a submissive personality, which I didn’t really see at all except in the beginning. Instead of calling him kind and “a good son”, I would have called him a a morally upright, emotionally reserved, metrosexual homosexual (at least I think that’s what they were hinting at during the switcheroo conversation between the brothers) who was prone to moodiness and tantrums. Nothing could/should have excused his behavior towards the fem MC. He was a dick, and he said some pretty shitty stuff without ever apologizing to her or acknowledging his part in the fiancé switcheroo. Honestly, once he had served his usefulness to the plot, the author ferreted him, his mother, and the fem MC’s old chaperone away on a long journey and never really mentioned them again. This gave me the impression they were all just plot devices and nothing more, and honestly, none of them were very 3-D. There was an attempt with the dandy’s vague backstory of never being respected by his father and talk of the chaperone’s ludicrous stories and her dead husband but none of it was fleshed out. Little nuggets of information could have been slipped between the more frivolous details and events to have given the mother, chaperone, and dandy son more robust characters.
Along the line of being shown not told, it was also mentioned the fem MC was known for being clumsy. I only saw two instances of clumsiness in the entire 400 some-odd paged book. That’s not very clumsy at all. Also what’s with romance authors only making their fem MCs clumsy? Where are the clumsy males? A female tripping over herself and making a mess of things in front of her crush can only be done so many times before it’s entirely too much.
Another random detail about the fem MC was her apparent lying habit. It didn’t come into play until, of course, after she got married. During all that time the MCs spent sucking face and talking beforehand not once did it come up. Then when that kind of habit would be useful in justifying the direction of the plot, up it pops.
I didn’t like the Snow White climax. It was much. The fem MCs flair for dramatics was previously displayed, but jesus h. roosevelt tap dancing christ drinking a literal poison to “prove” its harmlessness only to fall victim to it was something straight outta Shakespeare (now that I think on it, that was probably the point, since he’s mentioned so often and the fem MC is a “romantic”). My biggest issue with that entire section of the book was that it negated the very valid issue the male MC had with the fem MC breaking his trust when he (and her healer friend) straight out said her her compulsive need to shove medications into the male MC was something she should curb. The MCs never finished that argument, and my even greater problem, the fem MC never apologized. While she kept saying over and fucking over that her intentions were good, we all know what the road to hell is paved with, but that’s besides the point, she never acknowledged that her decision to willfully go against his wishes hurt him. He apologized for his initial deceit when he proposed, and the issue was honestly kind of resolved because he did have feelings for her then (I refuse to say he loved her because there was too much lust clogging up the room for me to believe it). The fem MC’s lies, however, were sometimes unnecessary and had the power to be much more physically and emotionally harmful, yet she said nothing in the way of “oh shit, my bad homes”.
I listened to the audiobook, and the narrator sometimes drove me up the wall, though not as badly as some others I’ve come across. She gave the fem MC (nearly all the females, really) a gaspy voice when the author distinctly described it like a voice made for phone sex, to put it how other romance authors do. The high, gaspy tone made the fem MC sound like she was 18 and immature, and the gaspiness only got worse after she read the little girl’s parts.
Why did the fem MC’s soon to be in-laws not formally go over London ton etiquette with her? They knew she was shit at it and would embarrass them, yet they did nothing to prevent her from making blunders, and the brothers only scolded her when she made a mistake. Didn’t make much sense.
One final, smaller annoyance. I understand the fem MC grew up with her asshole of a father looking over her shoulder all the time and she didn’t really have any friends/world experience otherwise, but she mentioned his teaching so (too) much it seemed like she idolized him. I liked the conversation the male MC had with her before they had sex for the first time where he asked her what her father was really like. That conversation touched on some really interesting elements of her psyche but, of course, the conversation only went so deep (very shallow) and was never re-visited again. Still glad it was done though. She was starting to get on my nerves with “my father” this “it’s a sin” that. I wanted to shake her like a salt shaker myself.
Overall, this book had a lot of interesting plot points, but there were so many that each one kinda got lost in the sauce. The sex scenes were pretty steamy, if a little repetitive and slow to come to…climax (hehehe). I don’t think I’ll be reading the other books in the series. These books are too detailed and slow-moving for me.