What?
Painful. This book is eye roll soup.
She actually said "and I'm also a lawyer!"
Lucy is a trainwreck. TWO of Scarpetta's coworkers (past and present) are out to get her. Hmm... maybe there's a pattern.
I took notes while I read but I'm not promising a review.
*****UPDATE******
Still not a review, but here's a list of things that were too stupid not to share:
* Scarpetta's cringe-fest inner monologue while touring the medical examiners office in Richmond. This book takes place about 5 years after Scarpetta gets fired. She wasn't asked to help in the search for her replacement and she didn't expect to ever be called back. She is living in Florida when she gets asked to go consult on a case in Richmond.
When she gets to Richmond, Scarpetta finds out that the old medical examiner's office building is being torn down. Her reaction to this (and basically everything else in the rest of the book) is "ME ME ME"... "Why wasn't I told?" "Why did no one call me?" "I spent so much time there." She's really upset, and it goes on for pages, but why? Gurl, you helped design the new building... you knew the old one was going to come down. Please.
It keeps going though. She goes and sees the new building and finds fault with everything. Scarpetta choose art prints, which she paid for out of her own money, but one of them is missing. No one appreciates anything. She designed the study/conference area, but it's a mess. No one has respect for anything. Do they not know that she, the MAGNIFICENT BENEVOLENT SCARPETTA donated priceless medical textbooks that they cannot bother to correctly put away?
*the way she talks to the current medical examiner over Pete Marino's presence is outrageous. Scarpetta goes on a power-trip when Marino is questioned because they didn't know she would be bringing anyone else... AND IT'S AN ACTIVE INVESTIGATION AND THEY DON'T WANT UNNECESSARY PEOPLE. Scarpetta loses her mind because how dare anyone question her. She can do whatever she wants because she's awesome, and if Marino (who she still hates...) can't stay, she's leaving. She sounds petulant.
*Lucy, the girl who can't hold a job and self-medicates when she gets overwhelmed is now Ms. Megabucks. Ok, she's a computer whiz, so maybe she designed a program and sold it? WRONG! Lucy founded a private security company and she's training commandos. She's made enough money to buy 2 Ferraris and a mansion. She's also so great at security that Benton is in town helping her because either someone attacked her lover/employee in her house or the girl is lying to her.
*there's a scene that made me laugh out loud when Lucy is lying through her teeth while interviewing a nosy rich neighbor. Lucy makes the observation that Kate, the neighbor, "only thinks about herself." Really? Lucy and Scarpetta never think about anyone else.
*Benton giving Lucy life advice made for a terrible scene, but compared to the rest of this book, it's almost normal.
*There are 2 bad guys. One is after Lucy, one is after Scarpetta. Both are tied to Scarpetta. One was a former co-worker who is delusional and was mediocre... Yet here he is outsmarting megabucks private security maven Lucy who is totally bringing in tons of top clients. Yep. Sure. The other bad guy never worked with Scarpetta, but he's always been jealous of her because she's achieved so much and she's perfect. He decides to never ever mention her name or say anything bad about her so that he stays above suspicion and can call her to consult on a case that turns out to be an elaborate set up.
*the "terrorism" ties in the case from Virginia. Oh, good grief where I do start. So supposedly the dead girl's dad is politically important because he's an informant for homeland security. What is doing for them? Well, apparently he's a doctor who does flight physicals for pilots, and he informs on the pilots to DHS because one of them might want to crash a plane into all the C-17s parked in the area. Ok. Oh, and he's also sexually assaulting female pilots during their physicals, which they show up for in flight suits.
*the victim's mom's behavior never makes any sense. She's just lost her daughter, and even though she thinks it was flu and not murder, a normal person would be grieving. The nasty battle over funeral plans with her ex is tragic, but okay, it makes sense. Where I get lost is the whole thing with her and Marino. She's trying to get leverage...for what? And Scarpetta swooping in a taking sheets and the awkward scene with her wanting to take pictures of Marino's junk.... uh, wait, what?
*Lucy goes undercover... in a real investigation on an actual case... after her antics have gotten her run out of every federal law enforcement job her aunt was able to get for her. But sure, bring in the unstable girl who got fired to go undercover because that is just what we need.
*Lucy's company is breaking laws. Privacy? Due process? Nah. Oh, and let's manipulate the local cops and laugh at them because we're so much smarter than they are. I'm sure no one will ever figure out about them hacking the police system and the fake CSI who doesn't exist.
In summary, this book was a train wreck, but it's so bad it's funny.