Swords, Death, Girls, and Ice Magic
Swords and Ice Magic (1977), the sixth book in Fritz Leiber's atypical sword and sorcery series about the complementary anti-heroes Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, is comprised of eight stories. The first six are short and variously depict the attempts of Death to deal with the heroes and/or of the heroes to deal with exotic sexy "girls." The last two tales are a linked novelette and novella that occupy twice as much space in the book as the first six. This is good, because while the first six works are mostly disappointing, the last two are mostly excellent and make the book worth reading.
The Sadness of the Executioner (1973) is a turgid vignette in which Death finds it a bit harder to dispatch our two heroes in twenty of his heartbeats than he'd expected, not entirely to his chagrin. There is no suspense or joy, and the story seems less organic than programmatic. The earlier stories in the series were usually more exuberant and less mean-spirited. This one features a rape that's supposed to be funny.
In "Beauty and the Beasts" (1974) the Mouser and Fafhrd are stalking a beautiful girl who happens to be entirely white (and "sorcerous blonde") on one side and entirely black (and "witching brunette") on the other, when the Mouser suggests physically splitting her with his comrade, and something surprising and unpleasant happens. They are the beasts in the title, but the vignette has nothing in common with the fairy tale.
In "Trapped in Shadowland" (1973) Fafhrd and the Mouser are again targeted by Death, who, finding them lost in a terrible desert surrounds them with a Shadowland (his home) that follows them wherever they go. They want to escape because they fear meeting their dead first loves Vlana and Ivrian again.
"The Bait" (1973) is yet another unsavory and unamusing vignette. The two friends are dreaming of treasure when they wake up to find a "delicious chit" in their bedroom ("It looked thirteen, but the lips smiled a cool self-infatuated seventeen… Naturally, she was naked") and are about to fight over her when they are attacked by demons. While in earlier stories Fafhrd is attracted to womanly women like Vlana, here he has, like the Mouser, turned his mind to "nubile girls."
"Under the Thumbs of the Gods" (1975) is an enjoyable short story. In it three ignored gods decide to teach Fafhrd and the Mouser a lesson when they hear the friends bragging about romantic conquests. "I believe, gentlemen, it is time they suffered the divine displeasure." The gods arrange a series of tantalizing fantasy scenes featuring the heroes' past amours, all of whom caustically reject the guys--until they really meet again the two best thieves in Lankhmar, Eyes of Ogo and Nemia, now aged, who quickly get the men making dinner, washing their feet, going out for wine, etc.
Though still too turgid and fixated on "girls," "Trapped in the Sea of Stars" (1975) is fine. While the friends are sailing in their compact ship, they are visited in dream by "beautiful, slim, translucent girls, mirror-image twins," one of whom tells the Mouser to go south to "Life and immortality and paradise," the other of whom tells Fafhrd to go north "to Shadowland and Death." Which way will they go?
"The Frost Monstreme" (1976), is a solid "novelette." Two mysterious women, one tall (Afreyt), one short (Cif), hire the now nearly middle-aged heroes as mercenaries, each being told to bring 12 men just like him to legendary Rime Isle in the north to prevent a Sea Mingol horde (aided by the Wizard of Ice Khahkht) from raping the world. The women pay the friends before vanishing. Leiber writes some neat descriptions (e.g., of the ice magical Frost Monstreme) and some funny touches (e.g., the Mouser hiring 12 thieves who are all shorter than he and Fafhrd hiring 12 giant berserks in need of some refining).
The last story in the book, "Rime Isle" (1977), is the longest and best. The apocalyptic invasion manipulated by the Ice Wizard Khahkht looms ever closer as Fafhrd and the Mouser show up at Rime Isle. Their involvement with the affairs of the atheistic population of the island in the face of the frenzied Mingols is complicated by the presence of two renegade gods from our own world with agendas of their own. The story features a surprising climax and a satisfying resolution, as well as much humor (especially involving the Mouser) and melancholy (especially involving Fafhrd). It's a neat story for things like Leiber's idiosyncratic take on the traditional heroic fantasy climactic battle, his development of the two aging heroes into leaders, his exploration of gender (ranging from cringeworthy to cool), his nostalgic frame of mind as his heroes recall past loves and family members and homes, some sublime scenes (like the possession of a god and the whelming of a whirlpool), and plenty of great lines ranging from the comical to the Shakesperean to the numinous, like the following.
-"We two-footed fantasies will believe anything."
-"A small sound close by, perhaps that of a lemming moving off through the heather, broke his reverie. He was already mounting the gentle slope of the hill he sought. After a moment he continued to the top, stepping softly and keeping his distance from the gibbet and the area that lay immediately beneath its beam. He had a feeling of something uncanny close at hand and he scanned around in the silence."
-"He and Cif were brought up against the taffrail along with a clutter of thieves, whores, witches (well, one witch), and Mingol sailors."
-"The sail sang and the small waves, advancing in ranked array, slapped the creaming prow. The sunlight was bright everywhere."
-"Even Mingols relish life."
Although this sixth book should probably be called something like, Swords, Death, Girls, and Ice Magic, although readers new to Leiber should begin with the first entry in the series, Swords Against Deviltry (1970), and although I detect Leiber goatishly, morosely, and verbosely if not imaginatively aging in this collection, thanks to its last two stories, this is finally a fine, rewarding, unique sword and sorcery book.