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A Little Whimsical in His Civilities: A Pride and Prejudice Variation
Told entirely from Fitzwilliam Darcy’s point of view, J. Marie Croft’s humorous novella, A Little Whimsical in His Civilities spans one moonlit, autumnal night upon the gentleman’s return to Hertfordshire in pursuit of Elizabeth Bennet.
“We take the turning which places us on Meryton’s main road, and—oh, gad! There it is—the base-court building which passes for an assembly hall in this godforsaken place. For me, the venue shall be either a heaven or a hell tonight. My palms grow clammy, my gut churns, and I regret that second helping of onion-laden vegetable pie forced on me before we left.”
Accompany Darcy as he, intent on reversing the disastrous first impression he made there, braves another Meryton assembly and seeks to win his heart’s desire.
“We take the turning which places us on Meryton’s main road, and—oh, gad! There it is—the base-court building which passes for an assembly hall in this godforsaken place. For me, the venue shall be either a heaven or a hell tonight. My palms grow clammy, my gut churns, and I regret that second helping of onion-laden vegetable pie forced on me before we left.”
Accompany Darcy as he, intent on reversing the disastrous first impression he made there, braves another Meryton assembly and seeks to win his heart’s desire.
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Published January 22, 2016
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J. Marie Croft
15 books36 followersJ. Marie Croft (Joanne) is a life-long resident of Nova Scotia, Canada, but spends a lot of time in Regency England with Jane Austen's beloved characters. She has written a dozen Austenesque stories: three novels, three novellas, and six short stories for anthologies. Joanne shares with her husband a love of their adult twin daughters, a spoiled calico cat, the great outdoors, geocaching, and British crime dramas.
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January 25, 2016
Poor Mr. Darcy! You can't help but experience all his confused, nervous, jangled emotions with him as he arrives at yet another Meryton Assembly. This one is a year after the one at which he met and insulted Elizabeth Bennet, and all the events from Pride and Prejudice have occurred just as written by Jane Austen. The action picks up just after Lady Catherine has confronted Elizabeth and then Darcy. He and Bingley returned to Meryton 3 days ago, and the tale commences as they are on their way to the neighborhood assembly.
The reader is privy to every wayward thought that crosses Darcy's mind, as this is his internal monologue, occasionally interrupted by spoken or heard dialogue. He is clearly undone. He tries hard to smile and be pleasant, but he doesn't manage much better than a grimace and horribly awkward exchanges with people he really doesn't want to talk with.
I am an admirer of Ms. Croft's unique writing style. It's playful and lively and a whole lot of fun to read. This short story is not as over-the-top as Mr. Darcy Takes The Plunge, which was full of puns and groaners, but it is on par with her excellent gender-switched version of Pride and Prejudice called Love At First Slight. She uses alliteration and an unusually large numbers of adverbs and adjectives, as well as Regency era insults (which Darcy generally uses to describe himself), and somehow she puts it all together with excellent results.
This is a fast read, with the entire story occurring over the space of just a few hours, but it's perfectly constructed and will keep you chuckling through every page.
The reader is privy to every wayward thought that crosses Darcy's mind, as this is his internal monologue, occasionally interrupted by spoken or heard dialogue. He is clearly undone. He tries hard to smile and be pleasant, but he doesn't manage much better than a grimace and horribly awkward exchanges with people he really doesn't want to talk with.
I am an admirer of Ms. Croft's unique writing style. It's playful and lively and a whole lot of fun to read. This short story is not as over-the-top as Mr. Darcy Takes The Plunge, which was full of puns and groaners, but it is on par with her excellent gender-switched version of Pride and Prejudice called Love At First Slight. She uses alliteration and an unusually large numbers of adverbs and adjectives, as well as Regency era insults (which Darcy generally uses to describe himself), and somehow she puts it all together with excellent results.
This is a fast read, with the entire story occurring over the space of just a few hours, but it's perfectly constructed and will keep you chuckling through every page.
October 15, 2016
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol.
Do not read this novella in a train, plane, bus or in a group of strangers. Do not read this at a funeral, in church, while you are at work, or late at night while others sleep. It will not go well for you. I have never laughed so hard in my life. This work was absolutely hilarious and a Darcy I did not recognize. However, he was so funny that I just loved him.
We have a small window of time and are back in Hertfordshire. Bingley and Darcy have returned for the shooting and there is another assembly in Meryton. I cannot describe the events of the night without giving away the most hilarious language, descriptions of scenes at the dance.
Darcy is trying desperately to show Elizabeth and Meryton society that he was a changed man. I cannot begin to describe the language our author used in this quick read. It was over before I could catch my breath. I think I have cracked a rib or seriously bruised my spleen. Lawd, this was delicious. Thank you J. Marie Croft for giving me the gift of laughter this evening.
Do not read this novella in a train, plane, bus or in a group of strangers. Do not read this at a funeral, in church, while you are at work, or late at night while others sleep. It will not go well for you. I have never laughed so hard in my life. This work was absolutely hilarious and a Darcy I did not recognize. However, he was so funny that I just loved him.
We have a small window of time and are back in Hertfordshire. Bingley and Darcy have returned for the shooting and there is another assembly in Meryton. I cannot describe the events of the night without giving away the most hilarious language, descriptions of scenes at the dance.
Darcy is trying desperately to show Elizabeth and Meryton society that he was a changed man. I cannot begin to describe the language our author used in this quick read. It was over before I could catch my breath. I think I have cracked a rib or seriously bruised my spleen. Lawd, this was delicious. Thank you J. Marie Croft for giving me the gift of laughter this evening.
January 26, 2016
You must go into reading this novella with a sense of humor. I don’t think I stopped smiling, smirking or snorting in glee one moment in reading this snippet of snarky revelation into Darcy’s thoughts upon his second attendance at the Meryton gathering. The story spans about a 12 hour period on one Harvest moon lit night in Hertfordshire.
Mr. Bennet's remark during the assembly as to knowing what the "subject of his (Mr. Darcy’s) reverie is" and then adding "Perhaps you would care to inspect them more closely. We are quite proud to have such a fine pair on display here."...not knowing that Darcy has been observing the low cut of Elizabeth's gown as she "lightly skips around her partner"!!!! Laughing Out Loud - truly.
"Picking his jaw up off the floor" when he learns just what Mr. Bennet is referring to...a howl-at-the-moon moment.
This entry in the genre of JAFF is chuck full of sarcasm, alliterations, metaphors, etc. as we read in a Regency set story of Darcy's seemingly futile forays into another assembly in Meryton and of how he is outmaneuvered by all and any in efforts to even place himself near the lady who holds his heart much less be afforded an opportunity to seek her hand for a set. And, of course, his glances, his spoken remarks and even his asides to himself are misinterpreted by any who hear or observe such. Darcy simply has to outdo the initial appearance of hauteur and make amends with all of Elizabeth’s family, friends and neighbors. His efforts are laudable but forestalled repeatedly.
The author’s use of the English language indicates a type of genius or much time spent in research into tomes listing period words and phrases then used and read in this novella. Her descriptions of Mr. Darcy’s self depreciation are priceless…as are her rejoinders as Darcy carries on a conversation with himself in attempting to take to heart all of Elizabeth’s corrections needed as to his behavior in replying to his Hunsford proposal.
I applaud this entry into the world of variations on Jane Austen classic of Pride and Prejudice.
(Post Pondering: But Catherine as “Catty”…what is this?)
Mr. Bennet's remark during the assembly as to knowing what the "subject of his (Mr. Darcy’s) reverie is" and then adding "Perhaps you would care to inspect them more closely. We are quite proud to have such a fine pair on display here."...not knowing that Darcy has been observing the low cut of Elizabeth's gown as she "lightly skips around her partner"!!!! Laughing Out Loud - truly.
"Picking his jaw up off the floor" when he learns just what Mr. Bennet is referring to...a howl-at-the-moon moment.
This entry in the genre of JAFF is chuck full of sarcasm, alliterations, metaphors, etc. as we read in a Regency set story of Darcy's seemingly futile forays into another assembly in Meryton and of how he is outmaneuvered by all and any in efforts to even place himself near the lady who holds his heart much less be afforded an opportunity to seek her hand for a set. And, of course, his glances, his spoken remarks and even his asides to himself are misinterpreted by any who hear or observe such. Darcy simply has to outdo the initial appearance of hauteur and make amends with all of Elizabeth’s family, friends and neighbors. His efforts are laudable but forestalled repeatedly.
The author’s use of the English language indicates a type of genius or much time spent in research into tomes listing period words and phrases then used and read in this novella. Her descriptions of Mr. Darcy’s self depreciation are priceless…as are her rejoinders as Darcy carries on a conversation with himself in attempting to take to heart all of Elizabeth’s corrections needed as to his behavior in replying to his Hunsford proposal.
I applaud this entry into the world of variations on Jane Austen classic of Pride and Prejudice.
(Post Pondering: But Catherine as “Catty”…what is this?)
November 6, 2016
Mr. Darcy Comes Full Circle
In J. Marie Croft’s latest charming effusion of fancy she presents a short, novella-length Pride and Prejudice variation told solely from Mr. Darcy’s point-of-view as he attends his second Meryton Assembly (taking place just one year after he made his oh-so-memorable first encounter with Meryton society). Both Mr. Darcy and his lovelorn friend, Mr. Bingley, attend this assembly in the hopes of reacquainting themselves with the Bennet sisters and securing their hearts’ desires. Mr. Darcy does not know how Elizabeth will react towards him but has given himself the task of: asking her to dance, showing her he can be civil, and determining if there is any hope for a future together.
And while Darcy makes every effort to be sociable, scowl less, and dance with slighted ladies, on the inside his mind is a place of anxiety, doubt, and turmoil! LOL! And readers are privy to every deprecating, castigating, and disparaging thought!
I was excessively delighted with this whimsical tale! I love things that are corny and “punny” and I knew going in Ms. Croft would deliver some witty wordplay, clever turns of phrase, and puns in abundance. (Yep, she definitely did this. Tenfold.) All in Mr. Darcy’s head too! It was uproariously funny to witness all that he was thinking:
“Arse that I am, I will indubitably hie off to Longbourn, ostensibly to determine her state of health, and burst forth with some asinine avowal. God save me from myself.”
“Nice? Did I truly say she looks nice? By God, I am a ninny-hammer. For clarity’s sake, why not just reiterate that ghastly utterance about being tolerable but not handsome enough for temptation?”
“Ever mindful that my mammering mouth is capable, at times, of operation independently of my beef-witted brain, I compress my lips so improper thoughts cannot haphazardly escape.”
And this is just a small sampling of comedic prowess and eloquent language skills displayed by J. Marie Croft in this story. You should see her Shakespearean insults! I was so impressed with the variety and diversity of adjectives and expressions used. In addition to Mr. Darcy’s self-deprecation and biting insults, I loved how his thoughts revealed how irrevocably and fervently in love he was with Elizabeth Bennet:
“Will you forsake me, Elizabeth? Will you not, at least, raise those beloved eyes, beneath lashes so remarkably fine, and look upon me?”
“Save me, please, dear Elizabeth, from such a dismal destiny…I wish to spend a lifetime providing for you, protecting you, loving you, and, hopefully, earning your affection in return.”
A Little Whimsical in His Civilities is an exceptionally diverting tale! It is the perfect choice for readers who are looking for something light-hearted and frothy, readers needing a break from drama and stress, and readers who are like Elizabeth Bennet and “dearly love a laugh!” Brava to J. Marie Croft for skillfully supplying us with this satisfying, spirited, and side-splitting satire!
In J. Marie Croft’s latest charming effusion of fancy she presents a short, novella-length Pride and Prejudice variation told solely from Mr. Darcy’s point-of-view as he attends his second Meryton Assembly (taking place just one year after he made his oh-so-memorable first encounter with Meryton society). Both Mr. Darcy and his lovelorn friend, Mr. Bingley, attend this assembly in the hopes of reacquainting themselves with the Bennet sisters and securing their hearts’ desires. Mr. Darcy does not know how Elizabeth will react towards him but has given himself the task of: asking her to dance, showing her he can be civil, and determining if there is any hope for a future together.
And while Darcy makes every effort to be sociable, scowl less, and dance with slighted ladies, on the inside his mind is a place of anxiety, doubt, and turmoil! LOL! And readers are privy to every deprecating, castigating, and disparaging thought!
I was excessively delighted with this whimsical tale! I love things that are corny and “punny” and I knew going in Ms. Croft would deliver some witty wordplay, clever turns of phrase, and puns in abundance. (Yep, she definitely did this. Tenfold.) All in Mr. Darcy’s head too! It was uproariously funny to witness all that he was thinking:
“Arse that I am, I will indubitably hie off to Longbourn, ostensibly to determine her state of health, and burst forth with some asinine avowal. God save me from myself.”
“Nice? Did I truly say she looks nice? By God, I am a ninny-hammer. For clarity’s sake, why not just reiterate that ghastly utterance about being tolerable but not handsome enough for temptation?”
“Ever mindful that my mammering mouth is capable, at times, of operation independently of my beef-witted brain, I compress my lips so improper thoughts cannot haphazardly escape.”
And this is just a small sampling of comedic prowess and eloquent language skills displayed by J. Marie Croft in this story. You should see her Shakespearean insults! I was so impressed with the variety and diversity of adjectives and expressions used. In addition to Mr. Darcy’s self-deprecation and biting insults, I loved how his thoughts revealed how irrevocably and fervently in love he was with Elizabeth Bennet:
“Will you forsake me, Elizabeth? Will you not, at least, raise those beloved eyes, beneath lashes so remarkably fine, and look upon me?”
“Save me, please, dear Elizabeth, from such a dismal destiny…I wish to spend a lifetime providing for you, protecting you, loving you, and, hopefully, earning your affection in return.”
A Little Whimsical in His Civilities is an exceptionally diverting tale! It is the perfect choice for readers who are looking for something light-hearted and frothy, readers needing a break from drama and stress, and readers who are like Elizabeth Bennet and “dearly love a laugh!” Brava to J. Marie Croft for skillfully supplying us with this satisfying, spirited, and side-splitting satire!
January 7, 2021
Brilliant wordplay!
A book ladled with clever banter, hilarious sarcasm, a cornucopia of delightful wordiness that made me snicker throughout.
A twist to the very end of Pride and Prejudice where the stroll upon the lanes of Hertfordshire had been exchanged for a second Meryton Assembly. A unique, well-written must-read in Mr Darcy's peevish point of view. I absolutely loved it!!!
Heartily recommend this book!
Rated: chaste
(JAFF2021-7)
A book ladled with clever banter, hilarious sarcasm, a cornucopia of delightful wordiness that made me snicker throughout.
A twist to the very end of Pride and Prejudice where the stroll upon the lanes of Hertfordshire had been exchanged for a second Meryton Assembly. A unique, well-written must-read in Mr Darcy's peevish point of view. I absolutely loved it!!!
Heartily recommend this book!
Rated: chaste
(JAFF2021-7)
February 5, 2016
A Little Whimsical in His Civilites
Enjoyed this story if for nothing else for the author's use of the literary technique of conflict, when Darcy is making remarks about all the men getting attention from Elizabeth. Thanks to Lady Catherine, Bingley and Darcy travel back to Netherfield for the purpose of reuniting with their favorite Bennet daughter. They arrive one year after the infamous Meryton Assembly when Darcy makes his infamous unkind statement that Elizabeth couldn't tempt him. Well he found out just how Elizabeth felt about when on April 9, the day he was taken to task for presumptuous meddling, cruelty, and disdainful pride. We are back to October when they arrive to attend another Meryton Assembly. The conflicts that he has about what he should be doing to win Elizabeth's love versus what he is actually doing makes comments quite funny. I liked the author's use of alliteration throughout. Her use of words having four or more syllables was very witty and many showed his contempt for whom they were directed to. His use of adjectives were sharp and very descriptive. As the night progressed his words get harsher than before, because he's frustrated by not being able to get near Elizabeth to ask her to dance. Besides, he wants to talk to her about their relationship. While talking, his tongue works faster than his brain and before for he knows for sure what he is saying, he blurted out his marriage proposal. The second time around it was so much better than Hunsford's proposal. He actually had one way to go and that way was up. I thought this was cleverly written. She had to work very hard to find words four syllables to convey her thoughts throughout the book. To read these words out loud would possibly cause one to trip over their tongue. Very capricious writing, hence the whimsical title.
Enjoyed this story if for nothing else for the author's use of the literary technique of conflict, when Darcy is making remarks about all the men getting attention from Elizabeth. Thanks to Lady Catherine, Bingley and Darcy travel back to Netherfield for the purpose of reuniting with their favorite Bennet daughter. They arrive one year after the infamous Meryton Assembly when Darcy makes his infamous unkind statement that Elizabeth couldn't tempt him. Well he found out just how Elizabeth felt about when on April 9, the day he was taken to task for presumptuous meddling, cruelty, and disdainful pride. We are back to October when they arrive to attend another Meryton Assembly. The conflicts that he has about what he should be doing to win Elizabeth's love versus what he is actually doing makes comments quite funny. I liked the author's use of alliteration throughout. Her use of words having four or more syllables was very witty and many showed his contempt for whom they were directed to. His use of adjectives were sharp and very descriptive. As the night progressed his words get harsher than before, because he's frustrated by not being able to get near Elizabeth to ask her to dance. Besides, he wants to talk to her about their relationship. While talking, his tongue works faster than his brain and before for he knows for sure what he is saying, he blurted out his marriage proposal. The second time around it was so much better than Hunsford's proposal. He actually had one way to go and that way was up. I thought this was cleverly written. She had to work very hard to find words four syllables to convey her thoughts throughout the book. To read these words out loud would possibly cause one to trip over their tongue. Very capricious writing, hence the whimsical title.
July 25, 2023
This 2 chapter story was funny and cute. It's from Darcy's POV (why the hell is he cursing so much?) when he comes back to Hertfordshire after Bingley's engagement. Unlike canon, he attends an assembly where he meets Elizabeth again and poor Darcy, his discomfort and attempts to prove to Elizabeth his improvements and the trials he has to face to get two words across to her are hilarious.
June 18, 2016
In this lively and inventive JAFF variation of Pride and Prejudice, Darcy and Bingley have returned to Hertfordshire after Lydia and Wickham have married. However, there is another assembly and our heroes head there to win their ladies fair.
A Little Whimsical in His Civilities is told completely in first person by Darcy. Apparently, our very taciturn gentleman finds it difficult to converse, but that is possibly because his mind is going a mile a minute. Croft makes a note in the introduction that Darcy even attempts to use words of four syllables when just thinking.
The humor of our story is in the way poor Mr. Darcy takes himself to task over every single step he takes. He is very nervous and reluctant to say or do the wrong thing, which of course leads him to say and do the wrong thing. Darcy reminds himself to smile, and frightens bystanders.
Elizabeth is, of course, his objective for the evening as he so wants to impress her with his changes. He wishes to dance with her and sweep her off her feet. To help improve her impression of him, Darcy asks several women to dance, and just seems to keep missing our dear girl. Since we hear the story only from Darcy's thoughts, we don't know what Elizabeth is thinking. However, I am sure she is finding him amusing and frustrating.
Being inside Darcy's mind for the evening definitely helps us to see some of the self-conscious boy behind the Master of Pemberley, and this boy is charmingly desperate to woo and win Elizabeth. I am certain I ruin nothing by saying we have our Happily Ever After at the conclusion, and we are relieved for our dear boy.
Very funny, although sometimes you want to just smack the guy. Very sweet and silly and definitely recommended for JAFF lovers.
A Little Whimsical in His Civilities is told completely in first person by Darcy. Apparently, our very taciturn gentleman finds it difficult to converse, but that is possibly because his mind is going a mile a minute. Croft makes a note in the introduction that Darcy even attempts to use words of four syllables when just thinking.
The humor of our story is in the way poor Mr. Darcy takes himself to task over every single step he takes. He is very nervous and reluctant to say or do the wrong thing, which of course leads him to say and do the wrong thing. Darcy reminds himself to smile, and frightens bystanders.
Elizabeth is, of course, his objective for the evening as he so wants to impress her with his changes. He wishes to dance with her and sweep her off her feet. To help improve her impression of him, Darcy asks several women to dance, and just seems to keep missing our dear girl. Since we hear the story only from Darcy's thoughts, we don't know what Elizabeth is thinking. However, I am sure she is finding him amusing and frustrating.
Being inside Darcy's mind for the evening definitely helps us to see some of the self-conscious boy behind the Master of Pemberley, and this boy is charmingly desperate to woo and win Elizabeth. I am certain I ruin nothing by saying we have our Happily Ever After at the conclusion, and we are relieved for our dear boy.
Very funny, although sometimes you want to just smack the guy. Very sweet and silly and definitely recommended for JAFF lovers.
March 20, 2017
This was a funny insight into FD's thoughts as he tried to win the elusive Elizabeth. Very enjoyable. For all other info, see Sheila's excellent review.
February 8, 2016
Such a romp with words
Again Ms Croft delivers a wonderfully spun and wordy tale from P&P. This time she re-enacted Mr Darcy and Mr Bingley's return to Meryton from Mr Darcy's POV. You must read this with your mind open with humor at the cleverly worded thoughts of Darcy as he attempts to win the hand of his love. To make it even more humorous, it is set at another assembly instead of on a walk into Meryton. I mean really, to really show the wide range of conflicted and nervous ramblings and varied emotions that Darcy can experience in such a short time, you must put him in a populace that he has so judged poorly in the past.
I enjoy Ms Croft's witty word play, puns and groaners, even if I don't always catch or understand them. It is a fast read but kept my attention. I would recommend this book to all JAFFers.
Again Ms Croft delivers a wonderfully spun and wordy tale from P&P. This time she re-enacted Mr Darcy and Mr Bingley's return to Meryton from Mr Darcy's POV. You must read this with your mind open with humor at the cleverly worded thoughts of Darcy as he attempts to win the hand of his love. To make it even more humorous, it is set at another assembly instead of on a walk into Meryton. I mean really, to really show the wide range of conflicted and nervous ramblings and varied emotions that Darcy can experience in such a short time, you must put him in a populace that he has so judged poorly in the past.
I enjoy Ms Croft's witty word play, puns and groaners, even if I don't always catch or understand them. It is a fast read but kept my attention. I would recommend this book to all JAFFers.
February 17, 2016
I swear J. Marie Croft must love to incorporate humor into her stories because this is the second one of her's that has had me laughing through the majority of it. Really the only bad point of this book was that I think that he wouldn't say those things about others even if it was only in his mind. I mean while the things he said were true he's to much of a gentleman to even acknowledge them. Plus he seemed like he was on the edge of a nervous breakdown through most of the novella.
July 23, 2017
I reread this book in its paperback edition, which I won as part of the grand prize from the raffle at the end of The Darcy Monologue blog tour. Loved it just as much the second time around. Posting my first review here again.
You must go into reading this novella with a sense of humor. I don’t think I stopped smiling, smirking or snorting in glee one moment in reading this snippet of snarky revelation into Darcy’s thoughts upon his second attendance at the Meryton gathering. The story spans about a 12 hour period on one Harvest moon lit night in Hertfordshire.
Mr. Bennet's remark during the assembly as to knowing what the "subject of his (Mr. Darcy’s) reverie is" and then adding "Perhaps you would care to inspect them more closely. We are quite proud to have such a fine pair on display here."...not knowing that Darcy has been observing the low cut of Elizabeth's gown as she "lightly skips around her partner"!!!! Laughing Out Loud - truly.
"Picking his jaw up off the floor" when he learns just what Mr. Bennet is referring to...a howl-at-the-moon moment.
This entry in the genre of JAFF is chuck full of sarcasm, alliterations, metaphors, etc. as we read in a Regency set story of Darcy's seemingly futile forays into another assembly in Meryton and of how he is outmaneuvered by all and any in efforts to even place himself near the lady who holds his heart much less be afforded an opportunity to seek her hand for a set. And, of course, his glances, his spoken remarks and even his asides to himself are misinterpreted by any who hear or observe such. Darcy simply has to outdo the initial appearance of hauteur and make amends with all of Elizabeth’s family, friends and neighbors. His efforts are laudable but forestalled repeatedly.
The author’s use of the English language indicates a type of genius or much time spent in research into tomes listing period words and phrases then used and read in this novella. Her descriptions of Mr. Darcy’s self depreciation are priceless…as are her rejoinders as Darcy carries on a conversation with himself in attempting to take to heart all of Elizabeth’s corrections needed as to his behavior in replying to his Hunsford proposal.
I applaud this entry into the world of variations on Jane Austen classic of Pride and Prejudice.
(Post Pondering: But Catherine as “Catty”…what is this?)
You must go into reading this novella with a sense of humor. I don’t think I stopped smiling, smirking or snorting in glee one moment in reading this snippet of snarky revelation into Darcy’s thoughts upon his second attendance at the Meryton gathering. The story spans about a 12 hour period on one Harvest moon lit night in Hertfordshire.
Mr. Bennet's remark during the assembly as to knowing what the "subject of his (Mr. Darcy’s) reverie is" and then adding "Perhaps you would care to inspect them more closely. We are quite proud to have such a fine pair on display here."...not knowing that Darcy has been observing the low cut of Elizabeth's gown as she "lightly skips around her partner"!!!! Laughing Out Loud - truly.
"Picking his jaw up off the floor" when he learns just what Mr. Bennet is referring to...a howl-at-the-moon moment.
This entry in the genre of JAFF is chuck full of sarcasm, alliterations, metaphors, etc. as we read in a Regency set story of Darcy's seemingly futile forays into another assembly in Meryton and of how he is outmaneuvered by all and any in efforts to even place himself near the lady who holds his heart much less be afforded an opportunity to seek her hand for a set. And, of course, his glances, his spoken remarks and even his asides to himself are misinterpreted by any who hear or observe such. Darcy simply has to outdo the initial appearance of hauteur and make amends with all of Elizabeth’s family, friends and neighbors. His efforts are laudable but forestalled repeatedly.
The author’s use of the English language indicates a type of genius or much time spent in research into tomes listing period words and phrases then used and read in this novella. Her descriptions of Mr. Darcy’s self depreciation are priceless…as are her rejoinders as Darcy carries on a conversation with himself in attempting to take to heart all of Elizabeth’s corrections needed as to his behavior in replying to his Hunsford proposal.
I applaud this entry into the world of variations on Jane Austen classic of Pride and Prejudice.
(Post Pondering: But Catherine as “Catty”…what is this?)
February 3, 2016
I realize this was suppose to be clever, but it just did not come across as entertainingly clever... Like it was tying too hard to be clever. I do not know. Just okay for me.
February 18, 2016
From one passing phrase in Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice, an author is inspired to write a charming, light novella variation to the original story. All from Darcy's point of view, this cunningly crafted piece allows the reader to join Darcy on the night he returns to the scene of his perfidy for his chance to make good with the woman he loves.
The story takes place in one setting and all in one night. This is one that there is an assumption that the reader is fairly familiar with the book or a movie adaption of Jane Austen's original P&P. The variation falls at the point late in the original story after Darcy has seen Elizabeth once again at his home, Pemberley, after he helps save her family from ruin, and after he learns that Elizabeth stood up to his aunt declaring she wouldn't promise to become engaged to him. His hopes are up and he is ready to show Elizabeth that he is changed by returning for a Meryton Assembly and revisiting the place he was arrogant and rude to her neighbors, her family, and herself.
His efforts to show his new ways are difficult, but he is determined. And his efforts to greet Elizabeth let alone dance with her and talk with her seemed doomed with one distraction after another. And once he has her in his sights, can he untangle his tongue long enough to speak with her?
It was delightful and fun to be along with Darcy for his big evening. His thoughts and observations are wry, witty, and amusing. He has not utterly changed though he really does try and the people are quirky and do not make it easy on him.
I found the writing clever and the puns amusing. But while amusing, I confess that it is somewhat distracting to untangle the string of words in my mind while trying to follow the story.
All in all, this was an afternoon's quick and pleasant amusement leaving me with laughter and smiles. Those who enjoy Austenesque and want a quick entertaining read should pick this one up.
My thanks to Meryton Press for the opportunity to read this story in exchange for an honest review.
The story takes place in one setting and all in one night. This is one that there is an assumption that the reader is fairly familiar with the book or a movie adaption of Jane Austen's original P&P. The variation falls at the point late in the original story after Darcy has seen Elizabeth once again at his home, Pemberley, after he helps save her family from ruin, and after he learns that Elizabeth stood up to his aunt declaring she wouldn't promise to become engaged to him. His hopes are up and he is ready to show Elizabeth that he is changed by returning for a Meryton Assembly and revisiting the place he was arrogant and rude to her neighbors, her family, and herself.
His efforts to show his new ways are difficult, but he is determined. And his efforts to greet Elizabeth let alone dance with her and talk with her seemed doomed with one distraction after another. And once he has her in his sights, can he untangle his tongue long enough to speak with her?
It was delightful and fun to be along with Darcy for his big evening. His thoughts and observations are wry, witty, and amusing. He has not utterly changed though he really does try and the people are quirky and do not make it easy on him.
I found the writing clever and the puns amusing. But while amusing, I confess that it is somewhat distracting to untangle the string of words in my mind while trying to follow the story.
All in all, this was an afternoon's quick and pleasant amusement leaving me with laughter and smiles. Those who enjoy Austenesque and want a quick entertaining read should pick this one up.
My thanks to Meryton Press for the opportunity to read this story in exchange for an honest review.
December 13, 2016
Told from Fitzwilliam Darcy's point of view, Darcy's struggle for words of four syllables is no trouble at all...in his mind. But to readily voice those same words and make himself acceptable to his heart's desire is an entirely different business. Watching as Elizabeth Bennet is escorted onto the dance floor by "every pox-picked pumpion who has the gall to ask her"--poor man--Darcy must dance around Meryton's inhabitants for his own chance!
Author J Marie Croft's command of the King's English is as witty and laugh-out-loud funny as in her previous works. Each whimsical word is well intended without seeming so. Sweet novella!
Author J Marie Croft's command of the King's English is as witty and laugh-out-loud funny as in her previous works. Each whimsical word is well intended without seeming so. Sweet novella!
January 16, 2018
Absolute nonsense. No discernable plot, just pages and pages of stream of consciousness of a very unlikeable Darcy, which was dull to read and in no way humorous. I didn't finish.
June 29, 2021
If you ever imagined what Mr. Darcy would sound like as a living thesaurus, this is the book for you. Because Darcy certainly loves his four-syllable words. As such, this book is quite a dense read. It may be short, but it will take you a while to get through it. There is an archaic cadence to the writing. It feels like you are reading a true classic rather than a modern take on one. I enjoyed the writing style, but I can see a lot of modern readers being put off by its old-fashioned tone.
In regards to the actual plot, it is simple. Darcy attends a second Meryton assembly to impress Elizabeth with his newfound social graces; hijinks (and acerbic internal commentary) ensue. Because of the story's later placement in the P&P timeline, I did not completely love the book. It felt like I was reading about an earlier version of Darcy who still retained a strong aversion to "lowly" country society. His witty criticisms were funny, but they were placed out of time. I expected Darcy to be more disposed to please and less disposed to find fault. An enjoyable read, but not quite the Darcy I was looking for.
In regards to the actual plot, it is simple. Darcy attends a second Meryton assembly to impress Elizabeth with his newfound social graces; hijinks (and acerbic internal commentary) ensue. Because of the story's later placement in the P&P timeline, I did not completely love the book. It felt like I was reading about an earlier version of Darcy who still retained a strong aversion to "lowly" country society. His witty criticisms were funny, but they were placed out of time. I expected Darcy to be more disposed to please and less disposed to find fault. An enjoyable read, but not quite the Darcy I was looking for.
May 31, 2022
Darcy comes to the Meryton assembly intent on correcting his previous mistakes and lack of civility, but it's difficult for him.
This is a brilliantly funny story with lots of punning phrases and associative alliteration, and I learned a number of new words. It is written in Darcy's first person perspective, and I enjoyed it a lot. But somehow the vocabulary sounded more like one of Georgette Heyer's dandyish fops or Tintin's Captain Haddock than Darcy...
This is a brilliantly funny story with lots of punning phrases and associative alliteration, and I learned a number of new words. It is written in Darcy's first person perspective, and I enjoyed it a lot. But somehow the vocabulary sounded more like one of Georgette Heyer's dandyish fops or Tintin's Captain Haddock than Darcy...
March 5, 2021
I just realized after reading this that I prefer a taciturn Darcy. Although, he doesn’t talk a lot here, I am privy to everything that he thinks about. And I find myself skipping or barely reading those parts, which is most of the book. I guess it’s a matter of preference.
January 9, 2021
Very cute, if somewhat whimsical....
March 24, 2023
This book takes the part of Pride and Prejudice that tempts me to offer my assistance to Mr. Twain as he beats the incomparable Jane in the head and redeems it. With clever word play, she describes the tension and resolves their misunderstandings in one very entertaining evening.
February 16, 2016
A short read, chock full of laughter!
After surprise rendezvous at Hunsford and later Pemberley, Darcy vows to make amends for his formidable behavior toward his obsession. Immersing himself in the clutches of Meryton society, he seeks her solace and a chance at happiness.
This is written entirely from Darcy's point of view. Focusing mostly upon his self-inflicted inner turmoil.
After surprise rendezvous at Hunsford and later Pemberley, Darcy vows to make amends for his formidable behavior toward his obsession. Immersing himself in the clutches of Meryton society, he seeks her solace and a chance at happiness.
This is written entirely from Darcy's point of view. Focusing mostly upon his self-inflicted inner turmoil.
August 23, 2016
this is a short story set in Mr. Darcy's head in the time of Bingley's return to Netherfield. While quite clever it is not an easy read... and while there are a few bits of humor - Mrs. Long's missing song bird for one it really is missable.
April 9, 2016
What a delightful quick read! Full of self-deprecating humour (Darcy about himself), puns and many Regency colloquialisms, I giggled all the way through.
August 30, 2020
One of the best pride and prejudice variation out there; it's well written, entertaining, and half the time, it's easy to imagine that Darcy really would think exactly that!
February 26, 2016
I enjoyed the story - Darcy unsure of himself trying to get his moment with Elizabeth. The massive amounts of slang terms, however, were distracting.
December 17, 2016
Fitzwilliam Darcy tells his tale of returning to Meryton with Bingley to attend another assembly to talk to Elizabeth. Can he achieve a happy ending.
A playful tale.
A playful tale.
September 2, 2022
I have a few problems with the story, which kept me from enjoying it as thoroughly as other readers have. I agree that the vocabulary and wordplay was interesting, even funny-- but it kept pulling me out of the story because it wasn't Darcy's vocabulary. Bingley jokes that Darcy uses words of four syllables--but in Austen's hands, they are the right words. His speech and writing is precise, educated, elegant and yet pitch-perfect. My Jane Austen tarot deck describes Darcy as the Lord of Quills (i.e. the King of Swords). Swords is the realm of Air, of words and cleverness, and that suits Darcy to a T because he is an absolute master of the written and spoken word.
The Darcy in this story was reaching for more obscure language that often seemed more like it was attempting Shakespeare's vocabulary than that of the Regency, to the point of comic exaggeration. It just rang falsely for me. It smacks of someone priding himself in using the most obscure word possible, rather than prioritizing faultlessly choosing the best, most appropriate word.
But even more seriously, this is a depiction of Darcy who claims he has learned his lesson--but that is NOT reflected in his way of thinking in the least. He still brims with contempt for Elizabeth's family and neighbors, he's just trying to hide it better, to the point that I almost found myself rooting against his success. Austen's Darcy said during the second proposal, "Much as I respect [your family], I thought only of you." If this Darcy told Lizzy he respected her family, it would be a lie.
The Darcy in this story was reaching for more obscure language that often seemed more like it was attempting Shakespeare's vocabulary than that of the Regency, to the point of comic exaggeration. It just rang falsely for me. It smacks of someone priding himself in using the most obscure word possible, rather than prioritizing faultlessly choosing the best, most appropriate word.
But even more seriously, this is a depiction of Darcy who claims he has learned his lesson--but that is NOT reflected in his way of thinking in the least. He still brims with contempt for Elizabeth's family and neighbors, he's just trying to hide it better, to the point that I almost found myself rooting against his success. Austen's Darcy said during the second proposal, "Much as I respect [your family], I thought only of you." If this Darcy told Lizzy he respected her family, it would be a lie.
January 8, 2021
Witty!
Darcy displays his inner wit in this charming short story. Written as a first-person account of Darcy’s clumsy attempt to reclaim the love of his life, Elizabeth, after her visit to Pemberley and his part in resolving the Lydia/Wickham issue—and he is to attempt this encounter at a second Meryton assembly of all places.
The writer is a word-slinging marvel as she allows a peek into Darcy’s mind which reveals his wit and inner struggle to simply just get to Elizabeth’s side amidst a sea of circumstances that keep happening to thwart his purpose.
Fun, highly entertaining read. I read it in 2019, but neglected to write a review. I enjoyed it again the second time around. Highly recommend.
Darcy displays his inner wit in this charming short story. Written as a first-person account of Darcy’s clumsy attempt to reclaim the love of his life, Elizabeth, after her visit to Pemberley and his part in resolving the Lydia/Wickham issue—and he is to attempt this encounter at a second Meryton assembly of all places.
The writer is a word-slinging marvel as she allows a peek into Darcy’s mind which reveals his wit and inner struggle to simply just get to Elizabeth’s side amidst a sea of circumstances that keep happening to thwart his purpose.
Fun, highly entertaining read. I read it in 2019, but neglected to write a review. I enjoyed it again the second time around. Highly recommend.
January 22, 2023
It was an interesting twist presented by the author, and I cannot say it worked for me. There were some wonderful lines, some small amusements, and a moment where Darcy asked Elizabeth not to stand up with him at the assembly which was quite fun in its own right. But how many insults were needed? How many pages and pages were taken up by insults thought out in detail in repetition? The unnumerable amount changed the four I always start out with expecting to give for uniqueness and fun of what the author has to say was taken down to three because while the insults were inventive, they were constant, even at the end when he was disposed to look at everything through the rose-hued glasses of love.
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