I was in a charity shop one day and I noticed a couple of books by this Sidney Sheldon guy which all had the most hideous covers. I didn't know at the time that Sidney Sheldon was the 7th bestselling writer of all time. I bought three of his books, which coincidentally were his first three, all for the reasonable price of 50c, or, about 16c each.
The Naked Face was Sheldon's first novel and it is awful. I mean, it is spectacularly terrible. The book is about a psychoanalyst named Judd who, after the murder of one of his patients and his receptionist, is next on the hit list of some crazed murderer. The first two victims of this killer are a gay guy and a black woman, I think that explains the territory we are in here with Sheldon's fantasy. In fact, I will happily call this entire novel racist and astoundingly homophobic, but that doesn't even begin to describe this mess of a novel.
So, I guess you're wondering why this is a two-star review then? Why am I not absolutely tearing into this obviously horrendous novel? Well, it's because I had so much fun with this bad book. The Naked Face seeps so far down into the chasm of abhorrence that you just cannot look away. It's like the movies they watch on Mystery Science Theatre 3000, they're so bad that they're good.
I found myself guffawing at the sheer ridiculousness of the plot and eventually rooting for our protagonist to finally get what he deserves and meet his death. At certain points of this novel it was like I was attending a pantomime and booing and hissing every time a baddie entered stage left. One major plot point is that a gay man was seeing Judd in order to 'cure' his homosexuality. How could anyone take this novel seriously after that? The novel's one black character is only present for a few pages but her impact is immense. She speaks in such heightened ebonics that you wonder if Sheldon ever actually met a black person and at one point she speak my favourite line in the whole novel, "If you don't ball me quick, I'll go out of my cotton-pickin' mind." YIKES. What was Sheldon thinking!?
In the end I didn't really want this novel to finish. I was having so much fun with it. Thankfully Sheldon has loads of other novels, all of which I hope are even more awful than this one. The Naked Face is a fabulous disaster.