He is the most notorious laird of fierce, cold, deadly... and maybe even worse. Yet Evelinde has just agreed to wed him. Anything, she thinks, is better than her cruel stepmother. Though Evelinde should be wary of the rumors, she can't help but be drawn to this warrior... for the Devil of the Highlands inspires a heat within her that is unlike anything she has ever known.
They may call him whatever they wish, but Cullen, Laird of Donnachaidh, cares only for the future of his clan. He must find a wife, a woman to bear him sons and heed his commands. He has no need for beauty or grace, but one taste of his lovely bride's sweet lips and the sultry feel of her skin arouse an untamed passion. Perhaps there's more to marriage than he thought....
LYNSAY SANDS is the nationally bestselling author who is known for her hysterical historicals as well as the popular Argeneau/Rogue Hunter vampire series. With her witty and charming personality, Sands describes books as, “Waking dreams or stories, tales to amuse, entertain and distract us from everyday life.” She’s been writing stories since grade school and considers herself incredibly lucky to be able to make a career out of it. Her hope is that readers can get away from their everyday stress through her stories, and if there are occasional uncontrollable fits of laughter, that’s just a big bonus. Visit her official website at www.lynsaysands.net.
These characters were just too dumb to hate. I thought the opening of this book was the fucking best opening of a book ever, and Lynsay Sands is another author on my must-buy list. It doesn't seem to matter whether it's a paranormal or a historical, her stories have humor and heart and leave me feeling good when I'm done. Standing room only on the train, heat index already at 115, nauseous service dog, and this book. Ok I'm done with this book and let me tell you it's funny, exciting, and has lots of love. Here is a summery of the book enjoy.
Evelinde is promised to "The Devil of Donnachaidh" and all she has heard about him are EXTREMELY horrible things. Have you ever had your nipple sucked accidentally? Have you ever sucked someone's nipple accidentally? Cullen is no dummy and his instant attraction to Evelinde causes him to move quickly to get her out from under her stepmother. He doesn't talk much, but he does grunt and growl A LOT. Scottish is an awesome language. "It's uncanny," said a senior researcher, speaking under condition of anonymity, they have improbably good sex like a couple of blow-up dolls. I like sex scenes. The great thing about them is tha they are usually the parts of the book that it opens to naturally, because when you're rubbing one out you tend to open the book a little wider. So you go looking for the parts of a library book that open easily, like Evelinde's womanhood. I laughed so hard I had to wash my face and can't fathom obvious-to-the-village-idiot type ideas like how a person might want a change of clothes when moving to a new home or that maybe you should stick around to introduce your new wife to your family. Or talk to her, ever.
Lots of humor, lots of hot lovemaking, and a happily ever after filled with love. I enjoyed Cullen and Evelinde immensely. Mostly because there was no contrived plot device to keep them apart - this book cares more about the woman’s orgasms than a lot of porn I’ve seen, and people who are forced into other marriages, they are just fucked. Each of the main character's learn a little something important about the other and all the miscommunications that they had had in the not so distant past are easier to understand. But don’t these people know there’s so much better porn out there? Whiskey tango foxtrot?
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my sincere apologies, Esteemed Literary Group. i know this was an assignment that i should have completed. i... just... could... not... do... it. let's pick a better book for the next go-round! although i suppose "better" is purely subjective.
and so i have presented to you my very first Drunken Review in the form of a very special Review Mash-Up. Guess the Reviewers! i can take no credit for a single phrase above the italics, i just don't have it in me now, and i feel it's time that other reviewers work for me! those were some good pisco sours i had tonight. the ceviche and those beef heart skewers were pretty tasty too. woot!
DNF 30%. I can’t continue with this, I think I’m losing brain cells. Every single character in this book was mentally deficient in some way. Perhaps in this anachronistic version of 12th century Scotland that LS made up, there was a very thin atmosphere and low oxygen levels? This book was bad. A Cinderella retelling with a one-dimensional sociopathic stepmother, a grumpy, grunting, socially inept, chronically ignorant hero and a naive-beyond-tolerance, MPDG, cognitively underdeveloped heroine. Honestly, how did this thing get published by a major publisher? Their meet cute involves the heroine riding back and forth on her horse, wearing only her undergarments, holding her wet dress above her head with the reins in her mouth. The hero attempts to intercept her, thinking she is mad or daft (rightfully so) and he falls off his horse, knocking him unconscious. At which point the heroine tries to check him for a head wound and her nipple accidentally falls into his mouth while he’s speaking thus awakening her virginal sexual desire. What in the fuck….? She then gets accidentally drugged by her servants, married while unable to stand up and speak, and then he whisks her away to his keep, not thinking to bring her even one change of clothing or any of her belongings? Perhaps he got a traumatic brain injury in his fall from his horse? I can’t read any more of this. I’m not sure if this is supposed to be comedy or slap stick? But I just can’t see this getting better. I’m bailing.
If she didn’t care for her own well-being, she could at least consider his feelings in the matter. He loved the woman and had no desire to experience life without her.
Evelinde has suffered constant abuse at the hands of her step mother ever since the death of her father. Her step mother believes that by marrying her off to Cullen, Laird of Donnachaidh, who has a fearsome reputation, Evelinde would suffer even more. After all, who marries a devil and makes it out alive? Aware that marriage to a man, even one with such a reputation would be better than her step mother’s constant torment, Evelinde doesn’t do anything but acquiescence. Evelinde is in for a ride when the man she married turns out to be sweeter and kinder than she expected. But then her new home is haunted by ghosts… and all three murders pins the blame on her new husband. Evelinde realizes that she will stop at nothing to clear her husband’s name and win his love.
Devil of the Highlands is the first book from Lynsay Sands’ historical romance series with the same name. I have never read a book from this author before but seeing as I was on a highland kick, and I’ve never tried her before, it seems the perfect opportunity to finally do so. I actually had high hopes for this one because the synopsis sounded promising…unfortunately, it was a lot less enjoyable than I was expecting. This was a buddy read (My first buddy read ever) with my friend, Miles/Millie. It definitely made the experience more bearable but it was still disappointing!
I neither loved nor hate the heroine. I felt bad for her situation but that was the extent of my feelings for her. She ultimately didn’t work for me because she was way too nosy. I get that she was trying to figure out who was the killer behind three murders but even when it was obvious that someone was putting her in danger and trying to kill her as well, she didn’t care and continued putting herself in some dangerous situation. It wasn’t her fault but I didn’t like how she concerned herself over these affairs. It was annoying because I read for the romance and not some Sherlock Holmes heroine.
The hero wasn’t much better. At first, he was quite funny. Both Miles and I were entertained with him and his ways. He was funny without trying. He was also considerate and kind to his wife and that was a good thing. What I didn’t like was how unwilling he was to effectively communicate with Evelinde. This man never talked. The amount of time he spent grunting and growling… it puts me off! I never really got to know him and that’s the reason his character just didn’t work for me. Both him and the heroine were equally uninteresting people.
I wish the synopsis included that there was a murder mystery whatsoever so I could have avoided this book instead. I was in the mood for some sweet romance set in the middle ages… not this, whatever this was. To be fair, it was quite interesting but I was also very bored because the mystery took away from the romance and the hero and heroine’s love story took a backseat. I am not sure what Lynsay Sands’ idea of a romance is but her and mine are totally different. I wasn’t sure how and why the characters came to love each other when they barely spent time together.
This just didn’t work for me as a historical romance. It didn’t have what I was looking for and that is why I just didn’t care for it at all. Their meeting was funny but very improbable… nevertheless, it was hilarious. I was hoping the couple would be as entertaining until the end but not really and I’m just disappointed. There wasn’t any romance at all. I never truly knew these characters beyond the surface level so I am bewildered how they could have loved each other as well. The relationship development wasn’t present at all. The readers were just given a scene of the two professing their love for each other and that was it. There was no angst! No struggles! How can I root for a relationship when I wasn’t even shown the obstacles they have managed to overcome and would be the reason why their marriage would ultimately work and be a happy one.
Obviously this wasn’t a very good introduction to Lynsay Sands because I have no interest in checking the rest of her books after this experience. I’ve read a comment saying that she uses the same formula for her highlander books and I am not really into it so I’ll avoid her for now. This concludes my medieval era binge! I miss the 19th century opulence so I would go back to that for now.
Some quotes:
“I’ve told ye, now I’m going to show ye. Ye said ye wanted both, and so I shall give ye both.”
“Wife,” Cullen interrupted with a sigh. “Ye may think I speak too little, but ye tend to speak too much. Shut up and let me love ye.”
His only hope at the time he’d agreed to the wedding was a woman he could bear to live with, but Evelinde was much more than that, she was a woman he could, and did, love.
Communication and romance were lacking between Evelinde and Cullen. The plot along with the main characters didn’t captivate me and their story was average due to repetitions. The mystery of the murders didn’t thrill me.
These characters were just too dumb to hate. I didn't give a shit about them or their weak-ass romances or the lame, obvious solution to the "mystery" that everyone else in the town keep (there seem to only be like 20 people living here for Duncan to be lord of, which is lucky because he's a dim-bulb) has been studiously ignoring for years because solving it just made things awkward for everyone. Those medieval Scots, so c'est la vie with their public undressing and seducing of teenagers and dismissal of serial murders. Oh well! These things happen! Why look for trouble?
I felt like I should feel sorry for Evelinde, who aside from some good kilt-lovin' has a pretty horrific life. Her dad dies and she's left to be abused by horrible stepmother, who hates her for no reason. She gets married off to a guy she expects to be cruel. She falls! Out of trees, off horses, into streams, down stairs, in the path of bulls. Evelinde spends the whole book black-and-blue. Poor klutz. Her husband, while actually kindly and good in bed, is emotionally deaf and can't fathom obvious-to-the-village-idiot type ideas like how a person might want a change of clothes when moving to a new home or that maybe you should stick around to introduce your new wife to your family. Or talk to her, ever.
But in fact, I only ever felt a slight cringing pity for her during scenes like the one where her new neighbors show up for an unannounced inspection of her right after she gets her gown torn open by a bull her husband was baiting (nice, right?) and then has her husband drag her around by the back of her dress like a naughty child being humiliated by old-fashioned parents. I couldn't really feel for her because 1) see paragraph one, and 2) the author continually undermined any emotional pathos with slapstick humor. I never managed to decide whether Sands was meaning to be funny or not, but her characters' constant pratfalls into streams and over fences certainly distracted from any potential emotional engagement.
The only person I genuinely felt sorry for was Maggie, Duncan's dead first wife. She was in love with a man who merely tolerated her and hardly cared when she died. And she died quite young, murdered by someone she trusted. Her death is merely a plot device; if not for its relationship to other murders no one would even bother to investigate it. But we're not supposed to care about Maggie. Apparently, Duncan's neglectful treatment of his first wife isn't supposed to reflect badly on him. Because he's a man! And men don't get the "feeling" stuff, or converse (except with each other, about manly thing like horses and hunting). Only men who are Vile Seducers make small talk with women.
This wasn't a good mystery, and it shocks me that Sands appears to be a successful romance writer. While I've read more offensive and worse written romances, this really lacked an emotional register. I won't even get into how inauthentic her "medieval Scotland" is or how people didn't wear kilts till the 16th century...
4.5 alpha male highlander meets sweet but spirited lass stars
Cullen is known throughout Scotland (and even into England) as the "Devil of Donnachaidh" for crimes he did not commit. He even has a solid alibi for them, but once a rumor begins, it gains a life of its own. He has found it best not to argue his innocence - as this quote from the book states: "Left to their own devices, people almost always choose the most damning explanation for events." In a sense, it has benefited him and his clan in that they have enjoyed a longer period of peace than many because of his reputation - earned or otherwise. But now that he has been contracted to marry, he does have some concerns that his bride will believe the worst of the rumors.
Evelinde d'Aumesbery had an idyllic childhood in northern England until her mother passed away and her father was ordered to remarry a woman the king selected. Though her stepmother at least pretended to behave when her father was alive, once he passed, Evelinde's stepmother revealed her true, cruel nature and found imaginative ways to make Evelinde's life difficult. As her brother has been away fighting in the Crusades since before their father passed away, Evelinde has not had anyone to champion her causes.... and now it is too late. Her stepmother has found a way to get rid of Evelinde AND ensure she has a terrible life --- she has contracted her to wed the devil himself: Cullen Donnachaidh. It is rumored that he is responsible for the deaths of his uncle, his father, and his first wife as all met with untimely "accidents." Even though Evelinde tries to reserve judgment until she knows a person, she knows what many parents tell their children when they misbehave: "The Devil of Donnachaidh will come for you!" ... and now he comes for HER.
Wanting to have one last peaceful ride to her favorite spot on the estate she has lived on her whole life, she takes off before anyone can stop her after she receives the news that her betrothed is expected that very day. But when she has a mishap and embarrasses herself in front of a very handsome man with whom she has startling chemistry, she can't help but allow herself a little pleasure before she is sentenced to life with the devil. But when she learns that the devil is the man she enjoyed frolicking with, she is surprised and secretly pleased. And their chemistry is much more than she could ever hope for! Yet when she speaks with him and tells him of her childhood and wishes with the hope that he will share similar tales with her and want to grant some of her requests, she is greeted with grunts in response.
As Cullen believes, actions speak louder than words, and surely his new bride will see that his action speak much better than he could ever tell her; thus, he is surprised when she gets angry with him for not telling her that he intended to do the things she asked him for all along but never told her. He did them, didn't he? What else could she want? As their communication (or his lack thereof) lead to miscommunications and even dangerous situations for Evelinde, Cullen realizes he must make some changes to gain the affection he realizes he very much wants from his wife. And from Evelinde's perspective, she believes if she can prove her husband innocent of the deeds she knows he would not ever have done, maybe he will grow to love her as she has begun to love him. But when she starts to get too close to the truth, her life is threatened. Can Cullen keep this woman who has captured his heart safe even though he was unable to save his uncle, father, and first wife?
What I liked: --- The main characters were very likeable (and their chemistry was sizzling!) --- Solid humor sprinkled throughout - Evelinde's antics were great! --- The mystery behind the deaths of Cullen's family members kept me guessing until the very end --- I couldn't put this book down! --- STEAMY GOODNESS
What I didn't like as much: --- Cullen was a little too caveman with the grunting all the time, but he got better in terms of communication when it counted --- The stepmother was a little over the top for reasons I could not really understand (maybe that is revealed more in book 2 which is about Evelinde's brother?)
Overall, I really enjoyed this one! If you like an alpha highlander man of few words but many loving actions, a sweet but feisty heroine, some steamy goodness, and a slowly (but steadily) unraveling mystery, you are sure to like it too!
Plot --- 4.5/5 Main Characters --- 4.5/5 Supporting Cast --- 4.5/5 Steam Level* --- 4/5 Violence --- nothing graphic Language --- not egregious POV --- 3rd
*Note that steam level is not a rating so much as a how hot was it: 0/5 - clean; 1/5 - mild; 2/5 - sensual but nothing descriptive; 3/5 - now we're getting somewhere; 4/5 - yes please! ; 5/5 - they did EVERYTHING in this one, y'all
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Wherein we learn, ladies, that it’s not such a bad thing if our fellas don’t talk to us, as long as they buy us stuff. Wherein, likewise, the fellas learn that it is their duty to talk – talk, or the people you love will die!! And, as usual, everyone lives happily until the next time their clothes accidentally fall off in public. (such a nuisance!)
People have basically said all there is to say about this book, so I won’t keep you for very long. The accidental-nipple-in-the-mouth part was the best part, no doubt. Because who can’t identify with the idea of having a stray nipple wander into somebody’s mouth? My nipples are always wandering off somewhere, forgetting to call when they stay out past curfew. Believe me, I counted myself lucky when they made it through high school without winding up on a milk carton. And it’s kinda nice in the book how whatserface’s nipples were pointing in the right direction – no need for a dreary love triangle. I can get behind that.
But, it’s also true what you hear about the rest of the book being pretty blah. The resolution of the mystery was about as tame as you could possibly have made it. Definitely the most boring option. No real character development happens throughout (other than above-noted talk/not-talk conflict). Everyone basically stays the same, and the hijinks stop after about page 100. Also, “apex of her thighs” . . . I know we’re running out of descriptors in this day and age, but really? That is a linguistically bankrupt moment in literature.
The nice thing about the nipple business was that it had a recognition of how silly these sexy books are. And there’s a sort of appreciation of the funniness of bodies that is cool - and there was a literally ripped bodice, which is funny-ish. But, seriously, if you can’t tell your nipples are in some dude’s mouth, you need to get tested for a nerve disorder. I am concerned for this girl’s health. Milk cartons aside, that’s the kind of thing you think you’d notice.
Anyway, I basically agree with Ms. Sands' premise that it’s nice when guys do nice things, but it’s also nice when they talk. I can get behind that. It’s probably why so many men are just devouring this book – men love to read books that give helpful tips about relationships. Fact.
What? No, you’re saying? It’s just us girls over here bitching about how dudes only want to talk about superficial stuff? Aw, man! Well, I guess that’s cool, too. And also, ladies, be us not daft, and let us remember our own lesson of contentment: as long as those men remember to bring us our gowns and our jewels and our damn tapestries – oh, and remember not to (also learned from book) - we shall be good little wives.
Final note: bodices are fine, but I wanted a kilt to literally rip. I know the benefit of the kilt is the easy access, but, still, major disappointment.
When this book started, I was loving it. A women with an evil stepmother marrying her off to a Scottish laird known as "the devil"? Yes, please! I loved the instant chemistry between Evelinde and Cullen before they even knew who each other were. Once they got married and went off to Cullen's lands, though, this book wasn't as interesting to me.
While there was the mystery surrounding the deaths that have happened to Cullen's family, that's really all that was interesting about this story. There was a lull in the middle and it was hard for me to pay attention to the audiobook because not much was happening. I did enjoy the romance and how they had to get closer to each other after having to marry each other, but the story itself left me wanting more.
The heroine is too naive/innocent and also very foolish. (Seems to be a recurring theme in this authors historical romance books)
There were some cringy funny moments…. But most of the story and also the characters were just too over the top and ridiculous.
The main characters are kind of formulaic in how they are written/portrayed …. it would be much more interesting and add depth if the there was more variety in appearance/looks/personalities etc. in this authors books.
The love and chemistry between the main characters feels rushed and lacking.
The lack of communication from the hero is annoying… and creates misunderstandings and perilous situations etc.
Lynsay Sands is another author on my must-buy list. It doesn't seem to matter whether it's a paranormal or a historical, her stories have humor and heart and leave me feeling good when I'm done.
Evelinde is living under the thumb, and temper, of her horrible stepmother. With her father dead and her brother fighting in the Crusades, there's no one left to protect her. So when her stepmother calls for Evelinde with a smile--she knows it's not going to be good. Then she learns she's to be married! She's going to get away! Unfortunately for her, her stepmother has betrothed her to the Devil of the Highlands, a man feared and reviled across Scotland.
Duncan knows about the rumors that surround him. He's a man of few words and knows the worse his reputation, the less actual fighting he has to do. His first wife died under suspicious circumstances (which only added to his infamy) but he NEEDS an heir. He doesn't expect anything more than a pleasant marriage and children. It doesn't take him long to realize Evelinde needs rescuing, but from the moment they meet...things just seem to go from strange to stranger!
Lots of humor, lots of hot lovemaking, and a happily ever after filled with love. For a historical with a strong, silent Scot in a kilt, and a woman who wants the words too...don't miss "Devil of the Highlands" by Lynsay Sands. You'll be smiling for days!
I was in the mood for a fun, lighthearted romance when I picked up this book, and "Devil of the Highlands" delivered! Evelinde's wicked stepmother arranged for her to marry Cullen, the Laird of Donnachaidh because of his bad reputation as a harsh ruler and murderer, wanting to see her suffer in a marriage to such a ruthless man. Evelinde and Cullen have a chance meeting before the ceremony and Evelinde instinctively knows the horrible rumors about him couldn't possibly be true. They have a genuine affection for each other, not to mention chemistry, immediately. Cullen then goes to great lengths to whisk Evelinde away, so she won't have to spend one more second with her evil stepmother.
It takes Evelinde time, but soon she understands that even though her husband rarely speaks to her, or anyone, his actions tell of his true fine character and his feelings for her. Cullen gradually learns to communicate with his new wife, and she learns to accept him, meeting each other halfway. I loved how the characters got to know each other. They weren't separated by a plot device, and they didn't hold back from each other because they were afraid of their feelings. They truly interacted with each other, getting to know the good and the bad, and fell in love!
Evelinde was a sweet, talkative lady, who was very accident prone! However, she was also very intelligent and was usually able to get herself out of the sticky situations even before her husband arrived to help. I loved Cullen, talk about the strong, silent type! His motto seemed to be 'actions speak louder than words.' He was one of the most caring, thoughtful, noble heroes I've read about for a long time. My only problem with Cullen was that he wasn't in the last 1/3 of the book enough!
I would give the first 2/3 of the book 5 stars. Yes, the beginning has some silly parts that might not be for everyone, but I really enjoyed the funny scenes and would've liked the silliness and humor to continue for the entire book. However, in the last portion of the book, the romance really took a backseat to the murder that Cullen was accused of as the Devil of Donnachaidh. Although the mystery was well done and I didn't even see the culprit coming, I wanted more romance! Sadly, Cullen seemed to turn into a background character as Evelinde solved the mystery.
I loved the first part of this book, the humor and genuine feelings between the characters was such a relief to read. I was just disappointed in the end because it focused too much on the mystery. I will definitely look for more historical romance by Lynsay Sands in the future.
Lord deliver me from dead exes! I am so tired of reading books where the dead ex becomes a secondary character because they are discussed so much. In this book the death of his first wife was a mystery to be solved so she was discussed a lot. Joy....
This book was strange. The beginning started off with almost ridiculous comedy. Frustratingly so. While the scenes were funny, it was just so OTT that I was more exasperated than amused.
The heroine is so sweet and innocent I hate to call her TSTL. She does not necessarily go do things to purposely put herself in harms way, but she lacks all common sense and is so clumsy it is ridiculous. Maybe in a different mood, I would have been more amused.
Cullen is absolutely one of the most frustrating heroes ever. He barely says two words to her. He talks to others, but never to Evelinde. He genuinely sees no reason to. He thinks his actions should speak for him. At first I could not figure out if he were 16 or 70, he was so inept at dealing with a woman. And he had been married! I finally deduced that he was 31 so he should have been able to carry on a conversation at this point in his life. Being so obtuse, he was insensitive, unthinking, uncaring and, in general, a jackass to Evelinde. She tried hard to no avail. At some point a friend told him he needed to speak to her, so, calling it his "duty" to speak to her, he continues to remind himself of his "duty", when before he would not speak. Romantic huh?
Somehow they end up working through their issues. I just did not feel it. I cannot understand what she ever saw in him. Even when he started saying a few words.
Nope, couldn’t hack it, sorry fellow RBRS…ers. Ites? Standing room only on the train, heat index already at 115, nauseous service dog, and this book. My whole being just cried out NOOOO, and I skipped through the last five hours of audio in about twelve minutes.
My God this is terrible. I mean, okay, the part where he tripped and fell and his mouth accidentally landed on her nipple as a literal plot point was funny, and the fact that her nipple was described as "trembling" was funnier, but then it all just went embarrassment squicky. For the characters, for the author.
I still have opinions, though! Of course I have opinions.
I was struck by how much like – and I can’t be the first person to make this comparison – I was struck by how much like commercial video porn this is. Two people, he defined by his nasty reputation, her by . . . uh . . . I got nothing here. She was a woman? And they have improbably good sex like a couple of blow-up dolls. Only in the case of this romance novel, the background gestures at context involve an arranged marriage and something something family secrets something. Instead of, say, a cheerleader selling cookies knocking on the door of a lonely middle-aged guy. Also, this book cares more about the woman’s orgasms than a lot of porn I’ve seen, (though I’m not sure I believe hers any more than one usually does).
Anyway. The point being that these people are so empty, so arbitrarily jerked around a farce of a story . . . commercial video porn turned into a book and aimed at women. That’s what it reminded me of. Which, okay, sure. But don’t these people know there’s so much better porn out there?
Evelinde has incurred enough torment under the abusive watch of her step-mother, but her latest act of arranging her marriage to the Devil, Laird of Donnachaidh could seal her fate forever. Evelinde is not sure what is worse, staying with her step-mother and the cruelty or marrying a man who is legendary for his brutality with rumors surrounding of the underhanded way he took over as Laird of his clan.
Cullen, Laird of Donnachaidh has lived his life with integrity, he is a fair man to those that know him, but he has never wasted his time trying to discredit rumors. When he happens upon Evelinde she has no idea who he is, her carefree manner and lack of clothing keep Cullen intrigued. He plans to wed and bed her quickly before heading back to his castle, but after a rocky start he finds a protectiveness that has never happened before for his sweet Evelinde.
Enjoyable story, Evelinde is sweet and you see glimpses of a temper. Cullen is quiet and tries to show Evelinde how he feels through his actions but the two don't seem to connect where that is concerned, for Evelinde expects words and lets her mind ramble worrying about what Cullen thinks, whereas Cullen is dedicated to her heart and soul and doesn't realize she doesn't understand that. Not as sassy as some of the highlander stories I have read, but I think the next couple of books will get better as it goes along.
My first by this author so I don't have anything to compare it to. It was OK, but the writing style seamed very simple. I don't mind that style when the story is humorous, but this wasn't a particularly funny read. Odd and amusing, but not funny. It kind of felt like I was reading a childrens book if not for all of the sex. The hero and heroine were not the brightest people either, both repeatedly making poor decisions with obvious consequences. No author is for everyone, and for me I think she is simply not my cup-of-tea.
Same ol’ Lynsay Sands plot including the excessive use of the words ‘grimace’ or ‘grimacing’ and ‘Oh.’ Surprisingly, no secret passageways in this one. I’ll admit the villain/murderer is not as cartoonish as most of her other villains.
This book started out great then slowly went downhill as it went through a genre change. Do not be fooled, this may be labelled as a romance, but the second half is entirely murder mystery. And what am I to do with this HR longing heart? I endure the murder and look for scraps of romance. I was robbed.
The story is about Evelinde who has a stepmother that behaves like a cartoon villain. Her stepmother arranged a marriage contract with the devil of the highlands, Cullen. He was said to have killed his uncle, father, and first wife. Upon meeting him, however, she realised he was pleasant and honourable. On the highlands, Evelinde went through a series of accidents as she dug more and more of the mysteries surrounding the clansmen's death and her husband’s rumor of being a murderer.
This story is much like Garwood’s the Bride. Although, this book went through a genre change and the other book didn’t. I was surprised when I sensed the familiarity and I realised, besides being similar to “The Bride”, this book is much like another book I read by Lyndsay Sands, “An English Bride in Scotland”. The formula is almost the exact same, with a similar twist and the villain’s weird and unnecessary long monologue explaining why he did what he did. Like…. how convenient of the antagonist to explain every little detail at the end. How convenient indeed.
Quite honestly, I am at my wit’s end. At the start I enjoyed this immensely because of how funny it is. Or rather, how funny Cullen is. Their first interaction was hilarious. This guy had managed to accidentally be in a position where Evelinde’s breast was in his face and what did he do? He closed his mouth on her buds. 🤣 Good thing she enjoyed it. You know what you did sir!!!
The second half, however, wasn’t as enjoyable. They gradually see less and less of each other and became a detective of their own. Lynsay Sands skipped the emotional building for their relationship and skipped to the lovemaking instead.
Basically, to sum it up, I think the first half is good as a romance. In the second half, the romance was barely present and the only interesting bits were the mystery. And although the mystery was excellent, this is not a mystery book; therefore I’m judging it as a romance. As an Hr, this is a 3-star, but the second half works as a 4-star mystery book.
The buddy read certainly helped this to be a better experience for me tho, Thanks Nicolette!!
Okay, I think that given how quickly I breezed through this, I'm safe in saying that this is my favourite Scottish historical romance to date, alongside Born in Sin.
The "Devil of the Highlands", Cullen Duncan, rides to meet his new bride, Evelinde. She herself is terrified of the thought of marrying "the Devil", but at the same time prefers that to the fate she already suffers at her wicked stepmother's hands. The story picks up from there, but personally I'm not going to give away any spoilers of the delightful and then mysterious events that take place throughout the development of this romance.
What I will say though is that both Evelinde and Cullen have very likeable and distinct personalities. Cullen is a silent man by nature who lets actions speak for him, except that Evelinde never hears about those actions until way later when someone else tells her, and so she doesn't get to appreciate them properly when Cullen does them.
As for Evelinde, on the other hand, she's a headstrong young woman who has the worst luck when it comes to her own safety, but she has such a blasé, happy-go-lucky attitude about everything, that one can't help rooting for her. And besides which, she never stays down for long, which makes her more than a match for a fearsome laird.
I loved these two together and I also loved the mystery aspect of their story! This is my first read from Lynsay Sands, and while I won't stay that it's anything that stands out as superb, I do enjoy it as a lighter read and will be taking a look at some of her other works as well.
Would definitely recommend this to any fans of Scottish historical romances.
Another reread for me and this one is a historical romance set in Scotland 1273. Our heroine is Evelinde has since her fathers passing she has suffered under the hand of her awful step-mother. Now newly betrothed to the Laird Of Donnachaidh Cullen, a man who has whispers and rumours attached to his name concerning the deaths of his father, uncle and first wife Evelinde faces an uncertain future by the side of a man she knows little about.
Known far and wide as the devil of Donnachaidh Evelinde is obviously apprehensive about the match but upon meeting her betrothed Evelinde soon realises rather than the punishment her step-mother intended Cullen will actually be her liberation and her eventual freedom.
It��s not long after arriving at her new hole that supposed accidents start to plague the new bride and it soon becomes apparent that someone wants Evelinde dead. I did like both Cullen and Evelinde a lot and though not an incredibly complicated story it is an engaging one. It's sweet and enjoyable with a mystery at its centre. I really do like the simplicity of this author's historical romances they always hit the spot for me.
Finally I got my first 5 star rated book of this year💕💕 This one was amazing amazing amazing!!
◾The writing style was so good. I couldn't stop myself once I started reading a chapter. The grip on the language of this author is so incredible....The way she so subtly put hysterical scenes in between something serious happening was magical ❤️❤️. The one thing I wish in any author is that writing part should blow my mind...this book definitely did!!
◾ Characters were also amazingly portrayed. Evelinde is so strong and a perfect match for that stubborn man as the hero. Her character showed signs of vulnerability at some points but due to her strong nature it was so nicely hid away from that vulture (Fergus). I wish Cullen spoke a little more than he actually did. But I guess that's the trait which distinguishes him from all other heroes I've read about. He's a perfect combination of alpha male and an emotional understanding husband.
◾ Plotting and storyline was the second best part. It's not everyday that I read a romance story with murders happening around. This one was so different and for a change didn't bore me in the end. In some books I've been disappointed in the climax, the way those books were ended didn't satisfied much but here I was satisfied. I just wish there was another epilogue 😭. I didn't want to say goodbye to Evelinde and Cullen just yet.
Amazing book... highly recommended. Also, finally a new author has done her magic!!
This book is part Bridget Jones/part Ruth Ware mystery, but set in medieval times.
You've got an arranged marriage involving a hot, Scottish alpha whose brooding good looks speak volumes (which is good because he doesn’t say much) and, a mouthy heroine who is constantly tripping over her words and/or feet.
They are opposites in many ways and therefore…..
You've got chemistry.
Not steam-coming-off-the-pages-chemistry but chemistry nonetheless.
You’ve also got an unsolved murder (actually, make that three unsolved murders) and Evelinde is lining up to be the fourth.
The plot: The year is 1273. Evelinde’s mean old stepmother decides to wed her to some Scottish badass known as ‘The Devil of the Highlands.’ Evelinde thinks anything will be better than life with her stepmother so she agrees to marry him.
(Guess what? Cullen (a.k.a. The Devil of the Highlands) isn't really as evil as the rumors about him suggest. Plus, there is a murder mystery.)
The review: I don’t even know where to begin. First, I can’t give this book any stars, which has never happened to me before. How many stars should I give a book that I didn’t hate but didn’t like enough to even say it was okay? It started off enjoyable in a so-bad-it’s-funny way, but then it just became bad.
Second, I hope I never read the phrase ‘apex of her thighs’ ever again.
Third, I am actually sitting here wondering how so many people on this website appear to have genuinely enjoyed reading this book. The book had many problems with writing and consistency, but I also didn't like that the author tried to be funny, when she so clearly isn’t. It's okay. Not everyone can write comedy, and those who can't shouldn't. Evelinde gets into these ridiculous situations because she’s clumsy? Naïve? I don’t know what she was supposed to be, but she came off as stupid. When Cullen would ask ‘Are ye daft, wife?’ I would think ‘Yes. She is daft. Very, very daft.’
I’ve read some bad romance books. I’m not embarrassed about it, either. But, for every bad book I have read, I have always found some little truism or bit of prose that I like or agree with, and that kind of redeems the book for me a little bit. In this book, there was nothing like that unless you count a few (unintended) laugh out loud moments, and I don't.
I didn't understand why there were so many negative reviews, cause it's not that bad. It was not great, but it was good and I enjoyed it. Lynsay Sands is new for me and I will look forward to more of her works. Overall an Ok read.
This reminded me of a historical Cinderella meets Clue the board game.
Evelinde finds herself betrothed to “The Devil of the Highlands” thanks to her evil stepmother. She is being set up for a lifetime of unhappiness and heartache- or so her stepmother thinks.
After a hilarious circumstance, Evelinde collides with her soon-to-be husband and realizes that he isn’t the monster everyone thinks he may be. A mute, maybe, but not the devil. He saves her from her wicked stepmom and whisks her away to his kingdom. A kingdom where there are a lot of rumors, tragic “accidental” deaths, and a fishy suicide. A lot of people think that the Duncan is the one to blame. Although, it doesn’t make any sense. Evelinde could see Cullen, her husband, killing his uncle and father to ascend the throne, but what about his aunt’s sister or wife? She finds herself playing detective and standing up for her husband that won’t even share his thoughts with her. Maybe she was better off with her stepmom…
Cullen thought taking a second wife would be just what the kingdom needed. Now, however, he thinks he has bitten off more than he can chew. He has had to rescue his “daft woman” multiple times, and he really wonders if somebody is trying to get rid of her. Although she talks waaay too much, he is already too fond of her to let anything happen. But who can he trust to protect her? He has been silent for far too long. Somebody is responsible and they are going to pay.
I really enjoyed this book – more than I thought I would. I never have been terribly fond of historical romances. (Evelinde is sixteen for heaven’s sake! *cringe*) The men treat their women like property rather than a partner back then… maybe I’m a bit feminist in that way. Getting back on topic, Lynsay Sands likes to incorporate humor into her novels, and I love her for it. The predicaments that Cullen found Evelinde in made me laugh out loud. I think she also did a fantastic job pacing the storyline. The first 50% was about Evelinde adjusting to her new situation, new husband, and new home. And the latter part, the characters begin to figure out who is behind all the tragedies – as well as the reader. I was soooo wrong. I was aggravated that my suspect was not the culprit, but it made the book that much better. I didn’t see it coming, and I loved it!
So, why am I only rating it three stars? Well, I don’t believe it is a story that will stick with me. Nothing really blew me away – other than the culprit reveal. And that’s the other thing, I already know who is responsible for all the chaos. I don’t think I would ever pick it back up to reread as the mystery is already gone for me. Three stars doesn’t mean I don’t like it. It just means it was a quick, fun read that I probably will never visit again.
When Evelinde discovers her nasty stepmother has spitefully arranged a marriage to the Devil of Donnachaidh, she is at once frightened and resigned to her fate. But the last laugh is on her stepmother because Cullen is not the brutal man the wild rumors say he is. In fact, quite the opposite- and when the two secretly meet under less than formal circumstances, Evelinde quickly assesses the situation and decides not to let her stepmother in on it.
Cullen is no dummy and his instant attraction to Evelinde causes him to move quickly to get her out from under her stepmother. When they arrive at Cullen's castle they know little of each other than an instinct that tells them something is right about the match and the unbridled passion he teaches her every night is something to hold onto. Although she doesn't know if she should trust him, she begins to fall in love with the man of few words she's married to.
However, one dark cloud has arisen- Evelinde begins to suspect the body count that surrounds Cullen is not as innocuous as has been purported and she determines she must suss out the culprit ... or find herself the next victim.
I enjoyed Cullen and Evelinde immensely. Mostly because there was no contrived plot device to keep them apart- they loved each other from the moment they met and they knew it. But that doesn't mean there was no tension. No, the tension came from their clearly defined personalities and that's what made this novel so refreshing to me.
The assassination attempts fit in well with their story and though it could be excised and not be missed, I found the eventual killer to be a surprise- but that's only because I was so wrapped up in Cullen and Evelinde to pay close enough attention to who the murderer was.
I recommend this one for a fun, fast read and a change of pace from the plethora of Scottish historical romances that are out there.
I found this book by stalking one of my GR's friend page, and she let me invade her book reading time to read this book with me... Thanks S.C.!
Anyway, when I started reading this book I was expecting one thing but got something even better. I don't like giving up spoilers and I won't start now but I will say if you're into the Highlands Lords of the manor type book with a strong alpha male that don't use a lot of words but is full of action then this is the book for you...
I'm quite please with characters and the storyline; which isn't surprising since I love this author and her writing skills... Another job well done Lynsay Sands.