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295 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 1, 2002
The city was considering changing the name of that stretch of Cass to encourage business other than drugs and prostitution.
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A lot of people with computers never open the telephone book.
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A strip mall had been built off one end, selling hearing aids, bladder-control pills, and devices to improve TV reception. Planet Hollywood is not going to move into the neighborhood anytime soon.
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“Do I sound like Brooklyn?”
“The one in Michigan, or the one on The Honeymooners?
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“First, can I offer you a real drink? Leland always said water’s only good for making ice.”
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It was that old shot-and-a-beer action on which Detroit holds the patent.
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“Leland wouldn’t eat lima beans if a judge ordered him to. And he loved lima beans.”
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“You know that joke about that minister who died when his church flooded because he trusted in God instead of the men who came to rescue him in a Jeep, a boat, and then a helicopter?”
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This was not the right answer . . .
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“I try not to visit the Heights two days in a row. It voids my insurance.”
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I dipped into my bag of special detective tools and opened the telephone book.
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“So size does matter.”
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…to spread on roads and highways throughout the northeastern states during the winter, to melt snow and ice and incidentally christen the entire region America’s Rust Belt.
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“Amos Walker,” she read. “Is that your real name?”
“It’s the one I use most of the time.”
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“My father gave me a lab when I was ten. He’s on a farm somewhere, my mother told me. The lab got run over.”
I went out looking for a place that served underdone Brussels sprouts for lunch. I had a hankering.
She shook a finger in my face. “You’re a Republican.”
“No, ma’am. I’m Episcopalian.”
As I rumbled the engine to life, Matthew asked his mother, “Are they married?”
“I don’t think so, honey. They just like to fight.”
I’d torn up the road back for forth between two states on three different sets of wheels, been in an accident, had a gun stuck at me, been sassed at by three different kinds of crook and caught one in the breadbasket from a fourth, stumbled over a corpse (first of the year), and managed to loose three people under my protection, at least one permanently, since the last time I’d closed my eyes. Just another day in the life of a self-employed screw-up. I needed twelve hours. I told whoever helped me to the bed to wake me in four.