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466 pages, Paperback
First published September 21, 2020

New achievement! Trailblazing Crazy Cat Lady.
You are the first crawler to have entered to the World Dungeon accompanied by a cat. You must really love that thing. Too bad you’re both probably going to die a horrible death at any moment. Or maybe not. Look at the prize you just received!
Reward: You’ve received a Legendary Pet Box!
New achievement! Early Adopter.
You are one of the first 5,000 Crawlers to enter a new World Dungeon. Sucker.
Reward: You’ve received a Silver Adventurer Box!
New achievement! Empty pockets.
You didn’t bring any supplies. None. You know you still gotta eat, right?
Reward: You’ve received a Bronze Adventurer Box!
“There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege.”
“Part of a collective mind intent upon destroying any semblance of scientific progress in the universe, the Krakaren is the only communal brain entity in the galaxy who actually gets stu. pider as time moves on. Consisting of multiple shrieking tenta-cles, members of the Krakaren cooperative spend their days birthing their disease-laden minions, creating and selling harmful products, attempting to debate scientific experts, and proselytizing to the weak minded, all in an attempt to ... Well, nobody knows what the hell their end goal is.”
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”
“Cats are assholes. I get it. But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk. If they did, and they were all like you, they’d all be extinct because we’d have killed you all by now.”
Donut: “THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS.”
“You’re not going to break me… You might hurt me, or kill me, but you’re not going to break me.”
“Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.”
“If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.”
How can we focus on surviving when we have all that other stuff to deal with?
The Good news is the next book has clowns and dead hookers in it.