Are you afraid of the principal's office? Do you have nightmares about your mother posing nude in art class? Does the thought of spanking your phys ed teacher's bare ass send chills down your spine? Are you frozen in terror by the word "feces"? Then maybe The Academy by Bentley Little will scare you. Maybe.
I bought the Academy to read after liking Little's previous work, The Burning. Unfortunately, The Academy is like it was written by a completely different author; an inept, confused, struggling author. It is so bad that it's difficult to put into words just how terrible it is. Let me put it this way: The Academy is so badly written that it retroactively ruined all previous Bentley Little works.
Firstly, the characters. We've got a number of protagonists in this book, but sadly they are all so underwritten that by the end of the book, we still know next to nothing about them. We, the readers, have no sense of connection to any of these individuals, and thus have no interest in either their survival or their passing. The ones who live are the ones you know will live because Little spent the most time NOT telling us anything about them as people. The antagonists aren't much better. The principle antagonist (ha ha) is seen frequently for brief amounts of time, and she never seems to do more than scowl and scream. She and all the other dangerous entities of the story are merely caricatures, so outlandishly deviant that you feel more inclined to laugh at their antics than fear them. The rest of the story's characters are so ignorant or oblivious to everything going on, that any sort of torment or death seems a welcome change in their lives.
The plot is awful. I've said it as plainly as I can. The events that take place are neither convincing in their horror, nor rational in their motivation. When the book reveals the purpose and planning behind the happenings of the story, we are not terrified nor horrified, we are simply baffled. If the true nature of the beast is education, loyalty, homogenization and order, then why in God's name is the entire school campus in a rapid state of denigration and chaos? Everything that occurs runs completely contradictory to the eventual ending. It's an insulting journey, and when it's over, we are the true victims of the tale.
If you haven't already read The Academy, do yourself a favor and read ANYTHING ELSE. Hell, I would even rather read another Dean Koontz crapfest than this. I only finished the damn thing out of some insane obligation to time and money spent. Terrible. If Bentley Little actually went to school, his English teacher(s) are rolling in their graves over this book.