A bite-sized holiday romance that's off-the-wall bonkers, but comes with a happily ever after.
Clara works at an antique shop. Through a series of magical events she finds herself in the presence of a ten foot tall nutcracker who is instantly obsessed with her.
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Alexa Riley is two sassy friends who got together and wrote some dirty books. They are both married moms of two who love football, donuts, and obsessed book heroes.
They specialize in insta-love, over-the-top, sweet, and cheesy love stories that don’t take all year to read. If you want something SAFE, short, and always with a happily ever after, then Alexa Riley is for you!
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He leido cosas raras y tambien historias dudosas pero realmente esta lectura fue otra cosa. Es absurda, pero me diverti leyendo y es breve, por lo que no me arrepiento de haberla leido.
supongo que esta será mi última lectura de este año, qué fkn locura la verdad pero bueno la moraleja es que no dudes en masturbar a un cascanueces porque podrías acabar por arreglar todos los problemas de tu vida ah qué decía
Bueno, hablemos de este libro, Man fue tan raro pero a la vez tan original JAUAJAJAJAJJAJA, o sea yo también quiero un Hans man, me da plata y placer, así que donde consigo uno? AAAAAAAA QUIERO UNO ASÍ. En fin, fue fácil de leer y estuvo corto, pasas un momento entretenido y divertido mientras que lo lees, así que léanlo mi gente y disfruten este romance navideño inusual jsjsj (seguimos en enero, se permite leer libros navideños).
s h e l v e s : alpha cinammon roll hero fantasy funny instalove instalust obsessed ott poor heroine possessive protective takes care of her virgin wife her up
e n d e a r m e n t s : ♥︎ mine (😂)
k i n k s : against the wall hung floor sex no condom tas 💦
Alexa Riley! Give us longer, more fleshed out DV stories! This was too short!
Safe DUAL VIRGINS!! No cheating Unwanted OM (her boss flirts with her and makes her life miserable, she hates it) No OW No separation No gross condom use No stupid third act break up All erotica, very quick HEA
I love DV, so I enjoyed it. It was weird, out there, but I got what I love about romance/erotica, couples who are each other's one and only, so I loved that the heroine claimed her 10 foot, nutcracker vibrator that came to life. Yes, it is bonkers and ridiculous, but I would rather have that than a virgin heroine paired with a dude who has fucked women before her. This was a quickie, but totally my jam with it being first timers. I love it when the story is beyond nuts in terms of the premise, but as long as it is first timers experiencing sex and intimacy together, I AM ALL FOR IT! I hope Alexa Riley writes more virgin heroes whom are claimed completely by their virgin heroines. GIMME MORE! Just make the stories longer so we can enjoy our couples discovering sex and intimacy with each other! Happy reading!
Nice typical AR book. Shorter then usual but a good quickie. Really wanted more lore/information and back story to Hans and more answers to the future but I’m pretty sure it’s just smut focused.
Dual virgins Insta love lust No ow drama, slight om drama that is never addressed? (She has a creepy boss, I was told that he would be dealt with in the book but he never is) Shifter/supernatural man turns into nut cracker Age gap Smut Holiday Hot Possessive Caveman like Short read Spicy lvl 4/5
This short story had me cracking up. I couldn’t stop smiling! It is definitely outside the “normal” romance story but it was a good time. Clara and Hans should be very happy together even if they don’t do a lot of talking. I could use a star that brought me love even if it was unconventional. There wasn’t an epilogue but I’m imagining a happily ever after for them. I recommend reading this book.
Ok I can't give this a 5 star because really, Really, REALLY!!!!!! The story is too funny, outrageous unheard of to not give it 4 stars though. Nutcracker come to life.
If you can appreciate that a quicky has its time and place and can enjoy a quicky for the fun of it then check this out. Happy reading. 🙋🏽♀️
This is unhinged smut in the best way possible. And I couldn’t get enough! Alexa Riley pushes all the boundaries in the best way and it always makes for a memorable read.