By and large, this is going to be a very rant-filled review. While the concept of the book was fun, there were so many instances of things either not making sense or characters making unrealistic choices that it just took me out of the book--and to the point where I was seriously debating whether to give this one star or two. [Later note: As I realized how lengthy my complaints were for this book, I downgraded my initial two-star rating to one.]
Summary:
This is a book told from three character POVs. You have Opaline in the 1920s who has run away from her brother who's trying to force her into an arranged marriage. Instead she takes an interest in rare books. Then in the present day, we follow Martha and Henry. Martha has escaped an abusive marriage and is just looking to lie low as she figures out where her life should lead. Henry is trying to discover more about Opaline and a lost manuscript and runs into Martha on his quest.
Spoilers below.
I got so irritated with the plot holes and inconsistencies throughout this book that I started writing a list of my gripes. I'll try to group these into categories though we'll certainly have some danglers. My first major annoyance centered around Martha's extreme naivety. I get that she was in an abusive marriage and was probably a bit more sheltered because of it. But she's still a human being who has functioned in the world, including, as we learn, having gone to university before (just not graduating). My first moment of skepticism with this book was when she went into a library, saw a book she was interested in, and then just tried to steal it without checking it out with a library card. She was acting as though needing to check out books was a totally foreign concept. Children know about library cards. I don't understand how this is so baffling to her. She also details a shopping excursion and acts enchanted by the process of buying things. There was a description that talked about how she brought everything to the front to pay for like in the movies. What??? Even if she didn't shop often for new clothes, she does own clothes. Even if she was somehow naked her entire life, she's bought items of any sort before. Stores all pretty much function the same. In that same shopping trip, she acts all proud as though she's made a huge upgrade to her life now that she has new clothes. She bought one outfit. One. Singular. Her wardrobe has not been revamped. She will look nicer one time in each laundry cycle. The breadth of her literary knowledge is weird too. She's weirdly attached to a modern book, Normal People, but then claims to have never heard of Sylvia Plath. The whole storyline of her going to university felt super weird too. She has zero game plan about what she wants to study or why she even wants to go. It seems like it's just something to make her feel like she's moving her life forward. There's no issues with her getting in either, despite this apparently being a very prestigious university and her having no credentials, work experience, references, etc. A degree also has no bearing on her later career of owning a bookshop, so it's not even like there's a real payoff.
Let's move on to a specific subsect of annoyance with Martha: her cell phone use. (Really, we can lump in Henry too to broaden this to the use of technology.) Martha seems to forget she has a cell phone when it's better for the plot for her to be unaware or inconvenienced. Especially in the beginning, Martha seems a bit put off by the fact that her mother hasn't visited her and that it must be because no one knows where she is. Does your phone not work? Can you not call her or text her? Later, her mother just shows up to visit Martha, and again, the idea of communicating the visit ahead of time is never mentioned. There are also a number of miscommunications with Martha and Henry, most prominently when Henry suddenly goes out of town. He supposedly leaves a note for Martha (because, you know, going out of your way to travel to someone's residence and leave a paper note instead of just texting or calling makes the most sense). We never learn what happened to that note anyway. He never tries to follow up with a text or call either. Later, Martha eventually just pops by the place where he's staying to see him, again without even texting first. She learns he's gone home, and instead of texting or calling to clear it up and see what's going on, she just blocks his number. (This spirals into a separate point of contention where she eventually decides he's going to hurt her so she wants nothing to do with him even though she still claims to be in love. It's silly and unbelievable and feels contrived for dramatic purposes.) The last main phone issue--why doesn't Martha call the police on her husband for domestic assault charges? She had the bruises. She could have easily gotten a restraining order against him and gotten the marriage resolved. I get maybe she just wanted to hide in the beginning, but when he tries to fetch her from Madame Bowden's later, that should've been a very easy "call the police" moment. To shift into my other technology quibble, Henry is maybe the worst researcher I've ever seen. There's one point where Martha googling "Opaline Carlisle Paris bookshop" yields an entirely new path of information for Henry. Did Henry never try doing a basic Google search on Opaline before? I'd have to imagine this would come up even if he wasn't looking for Paris specifically because the world isn't littered with Opaline Carlisles.
Let's transition to issues with the Martha/Henry relationship. First, the breakup scene with his fiancee was ridiculous. This is someone he apparently loved enough to decide that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her. Generally people don't arrive at that point flippantly. Yet they take maybe a page or two--the equivalent of about a minute of dialogue--to decide to end it? And why? Because Henry had a couple other conversations with another girl (where there really wasn't even much romantic chemistry. They went from somewhat friendly to soulmates in a snap.). Not only was the breakup itself quick, but his fiancee apparently already had packed up all his stuff into a bag that was just waiting by the front door? (Also, they were engaged, yet everything of his kept at her place could fit into a single bag?) Which, let's speak a bit about Henry and Martha's romance because wow was it awful. First, they both technically cheated. Martha was married, and Henry was engaged. Neither one officially ended their relationships before they hooked up, yet I didn't feel like the author or narrator really frowned upon that. I feel like this is something we're supposed to find romantic because these are the two main characters. Martha gets a bit of a pass since she was at least separated, but Henry just sucks. And it wasn't even just one kiss and then nothing. They seemingly went out multiple times and were making out all over the place before Henry decides to go home and end it with his fiancee. Not cool. And the buildup to this relationship really felt unearned. This is part of a two-fold problem with this book. 1) The reactions in dialogue scenes are totally over-the-top. We really didn't have too many scenes with Martha and Henry before they decided they were in love, but the ones we did just didn't pack a punch--though it felt like there was an effort. One scene in particular stands out. Henry is talking to Martha about why he loves books, and Martha's reactions to very mundane statements about books making you feel like you've stepped into another world--nothing earth-shattering, nothing particularly impressive--causes her to tremble, emote all this passion, potentially shed a couple tears, if I'm remembering properly. No one reacts like that. What he said wasn't moving. That she should feel so touched was bizarre and really brought me out of the moment. 2) So many conversations and scenes lack the feeling of depth and of time passing. Characters will talk for a page and then say they have to go without any indication that they'd spent time discussing other topics that we're moving past. It just often feels like we're missing those transition paragraphs or something.
Off topic, but the worst instance of this was actually when Martha's mother comes to visit. Here's a pretty succinct summary of how that scene went: Martha's mother pops in out of the blue. Martha: Oh come in. Have some tea. Mom: Yes, thank you. Martha: I'm so glad you were able to get away. Mom: Yes, I'm starting to learn to take some chances. Also, there's something I wanted to tell you. Your grandma was actually adopted. Martha: Wow, I had no idea! Mom: Yes. Well, I better be going.
My version is not much shorter than the one in the book. The mom takes some big step to come all the way over to visit, stays for about two minutes, drops this random bit of trivia about Martha's grandmother that no one asked for or had ever once wondered about, and then leaves. It was so sloppy. I can't even believe this wound up making the printed book. No one asked for this information. Why would it be so urgent for the mom to tell Martha this that it was worth risking the wrath of her abusive husband? But this speaks to the larger issue of these dialogue scenes getting so rushed where clearly the author has a single point she wants to make and just wants to get in and move on.
One other stray point about Martha/Henry regarding the birthday party. I've already talked about how their separation felt super contrived. The dance scene seemed super weird and awkward. There had to be, what, five or six people at this party? It seemed like a small gathering. Who puts on a song and then just watches one couple dancing in a small gathering like that? No one. Let's move on.
We haven't touched on Opaline yet. Maybe in this book of magical realism, the rules of pregancy could be shifted to be more or less advanced based on Opaline's needs because nothing about this seemed correct. Opaline figures out she's pregnant because she can feel her baby kicking. First, that's pretty wild. I'm pretty sure the earliest you might feel some type of fluttering would be about four months along, but it's probably more typically around five months. You're definitely showing by that point (not to mention, the months of missed periods and other pregnancy symptoms). Yet, when her lover stops by, she's apparently not pregnant enough for him to even notice. (She also seems to know the entire time that it's a girl despite having zero way of knowing.) When Opaline is in the asylum, she writes to Jane, her best friend. Who the hell is Jane? Had we ever even met her before all this? Perhaps I just have no recollection, but it's wild to have a super loyal best friend come out of the woodwork halfway through a book without a peep. I don't think we ever had a single scene with the two of them in person. Another gripe, Opaline has been imprisoned in an asylum for something like sixteen years. When she escapes, she runs into a soldier, and at one point, she seems to speak knowingly about Hitler. My impression was that she was totally isolated during that period, no TV, no newspapers, no books, no going into the outside world. How would she know about Hitler's regime when he didn't come into power until a decade after she entered the asylum?
And then two stray gripes. Martha constantly adds onto a tattoo on her back. I feel like the process of getting a tattoo was overlooked. My brother had gotten a tattoo on his back when I was in high school. He had to have it bandaged for a couple of days while it healed, and then I had to help rub Vasaline over it for something like a week to also help the healing. But because it was on his back, it was a two-person job. None of these things seem to be a concern for Martha who has a magical instant-healing tattoo. Also, there was a scene in which Martha and Henry are running away after having stolen Opaline's asylum file. They seemingly just had to run a couple blocks away, but Henry apparently needs ten minutes to catch his breath. Is he dying? Does he need medical attention? Maybe this is another instance of the author not portraying the proper depth of a situation, and they were actually much farther away, but if you're still gasping after ten minutes, I think maybe you should see a doctor.
OK. Those are all the notes I wrote down. I mostly powered through this as quickly as I could so I could move on to something else as I have a haul from the library. And like I mentioned, I don't hate this book as a concept. It's just the sheer number of errors and wrong turns that completely distracted me from being able to enjoy some of the smaller moments of magic.