I chose this as the first book to read in 2018 because, with the word "short" in the title, I thought I could read it all in one sitting as we drove home from Christmas vacation. I WAS able to do that, which was good; alas, it was the only good thing about reading this book.
The book had the potential to be amusing and quirky, but instead it was vitriolic and utterly not worth the time it took to read it. Best I can tell, the author hates Jews, despises Christians (and I suspect finds all religious beliefs condemnatory, but he didn't go after Muslims and halal practices post-September 11th since there might be consequences for dishing out judgment and scorn to that people group) and knows precious little about either (especially Puritans). Further, his "higher power" seems to be Freud because the book presents everything as, ultimately, sexual. . .whether porn, or his assessment of sexual repression.
Worst of all was the chapter likening The Food Network to pornographic movies! Just because something appeals to the senses, doesn't make it sexual, or cheap and degrading. Frankly, his little, "Lookie here, I found a purveyor of porn to show that Rachel Ray and Giada are whores making shot for shot food smut films" was offensive and ridiuclous. You could do that with documentaries about saving the whales, Disney movies, and just about every commercial ever made!
Does it not occur to him that Rachel Ray is a real human being--a kind hearted, genuinely friendly one by all accounts--who might not like being likened unto a cheap tart? (Because it seemed pretty clear that the author meant the porn analogy to be degrading.)
Giada is a degreed, experienced chef and working mother with multiple businesses. Because she is also beautiful, apparently, the author felt free to degrade her. I was mortified on her behalf. If she read this crap, I'm sure she'd be good humored about it because she is also lighthearted and generous, but I think it is abhorrent. (And I did not particularly find the portrayal of Emeril Lagasse as a dirty old man gracious, or appetizing.)
I found the whole book to be wrong-headed in its worldview and approach, which is a crying shame since the subject matter had wonderful potential and the author seemed a skillful wordsmith.