[9/10]
Only two things really matter - there's love, every kind of love, with every kind of pretty girl; and there's the music of Duke Ellington, or traditional jazz. Everything else can go, because all the rest is ugly - and the few pages which follow as an illustration of this draw their entire strength from the fact that the story is completely true since I made it up from beginning to end.
Here's the promise and the warning that Boris Vian gives us in the introduction to his 1947 novel. The promise of beauty and the warning of ugliness, both of them to be found within the pages of his modern fairytale. Call it if you want an existentialist love story, or a horrible surreal comedy, a continuation of the principle that started in antiquity ('carpe diem'), passed through the pen of Robert Herrick ('gather ye rosebuds while ye may') and landed in France, there to be reconciled with the negation of God, the leftist sympathies and the passion for jazz among the intellectuals frequenting the cafes down Boulevard Saint Germain des Pres.
For me the experience of my first novel by Boris Vian is best described in terms of jazz. It is experimental, it has a definite theme (romantic love meets cruel reality), and within this frame it leaves room for improvisation and for instrumental solos. The text experiments with reality: we live in a magical, futuristic world, a 'skewed' frame of reference with which the author confounds and distorts the expectations of the reader. The game is expanded to all senses : scenes are described in terms of either pastel or primary, clashing colours, tastes are tied up to sounds in the preparation of cocktails, cooking is done by mixing exotic and sometimes incompatible ingredients. Dialogues are either whimsical or absurdist, sending me back to memories of Lewis Carroll or Eugene Ionesco. Words are broken into pieces and then re-assembled into new shapes and roles. Hyperbole is ever present: in declared sentiments, in attitudes or in set-pieces (an ice rink, a dance hall, a wedding, an auditorium at the Sorbonne, a factory floor, etc). Vian does not go as far out-field as the later generation that embraced be-bop, but what he does here can be considered revolutionary and unique for the time the novel was published. His love for Duke Ellington is I believe reflected in the compact, emotional and, in the end, carefully orchestrated final product.
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Let's meet the members of the band:
- on clavicocktail we have Colin, a young and well heeled socialite living in a posh apartment in the metropolis (we don't have a name, it's a fable, remember!)
- on clarinet we have Chick, his less rich friend who has to work as an engineer in order to buy the books he loves so much
- on drums, cymbals and assorted cooking pans we have Nicholas, a talented servant, cook, driver and confident for Colin
- on piccolo we have the blonde Allysum, a niece of Nicholas and the love interest of Chick
- on violin he have the dreamy, fragile Chloe, a dark-haired beauty and the love interest of Colin
- on backing vocals he have Iris, another young and rich socialite to tie up the different themes together
- the brass section is fronted by Jean Pulse Heartre (Jean-Sol Partre in other translations) and the Marchioness de Mauvoir, the existentialist idols who are lionized by an admiring population, first among them our friend Chick.
- on pipsqueak we have a small grey mouse with soft black whiskers ( you never know when you might need one)
- finally, on upright bass, blind FATE plays on to a different tune than everybody else, dropping hint after hint that the end is nigh.
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Since I gave you the names of the band members (main characters), I should also include here the program for the evening, mainly Duke Ellington's arrangements, all mentioned in the text and all dating from what Boris Vian considers his best period, the early 1940's:
"Black and Tan Fantasy"
"Loveless Love"
"Chloe"
"In the Mood to be Wooed"
"Blues of the Vagabond"
"Misty Morning"
"Prelude to a Kiss"
"Mood Indigo"
"Blue Bubbles"
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To continue with my analogy, I will present my favorite passages from the novel as musical numbers from the concert:
- to the tune of "Prelude to a Kiss":
'You wouldn't like to give me some clues about the way in which you entered into a relationship with her?' Colin went on.
'Well...' said Chick, 'I asked her if she liked Jean Pulse Heartre and she told me that she collected all his works ... Then I said to her "So do I" ... And every time I said something to her, she answered "So do I", and vice versa ... Then, finally, just as an existentialist experiment, I said to her "I love you very much". But that time she just said "Oh!" ...'
'So the experiment was a flop,' said Colin
'I suppose so, said Chick. 'But all the same she didn't go. So then I said "I'm going that way", and she said "I'm not". But she went on "I'm going this way" ...'
'Extraordinary,' nodded Colin.
'So I said "So am I" ...' said Chick. 'And after that I went everywhere that she did ...'
It sounds much better in French to me : "Et moi aussi". I wish my French was good enough to read this book in its original, not anglicized form, but I am afraid I will miss too many of Vian's puns and invented words. Even the title is a bit better in French: "L'ecume des jours", a frothy daydream, although I also like the jazzy connotations of "Mood Indigo"
- to the tune of "Let's Squint (Twist) Again", Colin takes instructions about the new dance craze that is sweeping the metropolis:
'The principle of the Squint, sir, relies on the simultaneous setting-up of interferences obtained via the rigorously synchronized oscillatory movements of two loosely connected centres of animation'
'I didn't realize,' said Colin, 'that it was concerned with such advanced developments in physics.'
'In this case,' said Nicholas, 'the dancer and his partner should attempt to maintain minimum perceptible distance between themselves. Then their entire bodies begin to vibrate following the rhythm of the music.'
'You don't say,' said Colin, looking slightly worried.
'A series of static undulations is then set up,' said Nicholas, 'presenting, as in the laws of acoustics, various diaphragmatic vibrations and frictions which make a large contribution to the creation of the right atmosphere on a dance-floor.'
... or, like on of my mechanical trainers used to say: "Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire" :-)
- to the tune of "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love", Colin complains that everybody is 'amoureuse' except him:
'I wish I were in love,' said Colin. 'The butcher-boy wishes he were in love. And the baker-boy wishes exactly ditto (i.e. that he were in love). The candle-stick-maker's-boy and everybody in the street wishes and wishes that I were in love and they were and you were and we were and that the whole wide world were too. And even those that are left wish that they could fall in love as well ...'
alternative suggestion : "Tous les garcons et les filles" with Francoise Hardy.
- to the tune of "Georgia on my Mind" , let's listen to Colin daydreaming about the girl he just met:
'I wish,' he went on, 'I were lying deep in lightly toasted grass, with sunshine and warm earth all around - the grass crisp and yellow as straw, you know what I mean, with hundreds of little buzzing insects, and clumps of soft dry moss too. One lies flat on one's tummy and stares. A hedge, some pebbles, a few gnarled trees and half-a-dozen leaves complete the scene. They're a great help.'
'And Chloe?' said Chick.
'And Chloe, of course,' said Colin. 'Chloe on my mind.'
I guess you can tell from my quotes so far that this is a 'boy meets girl' kind of story, whimsical and sweet and mostly pink and light blue in tone, with fluffy white clouds scattered artistically in the sky. A perfect "April in Paris" kind of mood. Which is true, if the reader is willing to ignore the occasional jarring notes that leave a trail of bloody, dismembered, trampled by elephants, crushed by falling roofs, etc. bodies scattered around the edges of the main plot. Colin is happy, he has found the girl of his dreams, there is music in his life and he feels generous towards his friends. Existentialism can be fun, right?
He was running and he was scared. Why can't we always be together? Things were always happening to alarm us.
Wrong! This is still the real world that we see distorted under the artistic lens of Boris Vian. This is still written under the influence of Sartre and Beauvoir and Camus (on a side note : is it possible that the grotesque portrait of Jean Pulse Heartre in the novel has anything to do with Vian's wife having an affair with the philosopher?). People get sick and need to see a doctor. People need to work for money before they can relax with a drink, listening to a hot jazz number. Governments still spend the better part of their budget on military adventures. And some people are more concerned about books than about the real person waiting right by their side (" But he loves his books more than me. " wails one of the band players.) I don't have a fast-tempo, dark and wild number to suggest right now, but I'm sure there are a few to be found listening to more from Duke Ellington. Or you can picture the famous scene from Charlie Chaplin's "Hard Times" :
Down below, in front of each mammoth machine, a man was struggling, struggling as not to be slashed and torn apart by the voracious cogs facing him. Every man's right foot was held down by a heavy iron ring. They were only let off twice a day - at night and at noon.
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I was both enchanted and disturbed by the story of Colin and Chloe, Chick and Allysum, thrilled by the experimental nature of Boris Vian's prose and by his imagery (I would use some Salvador Dali images to illustrate my review if I were not sort of lazy right now and rushing to go back to another novel). I would like to watch the Michel Gondry film version, since I believe Audrey Tatou is perfect for the role of Chloe. Finally, after a first successful foray, I will probably continue to read Vian's books, starting with his commercial pulp stories next.