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Can You Keep A Secret? - Jangan Bilang Bilang, Ya...
Emma, seperti juga gadis-gadis lain di dunia, memiliki beberapa rahasia kecil.
Rahasia yang disembunyikannya dari ibunnya:
1. Sammy si ikan mas bukan ikan yang sama dengan yang dimiliki Mum dan Dad dulu.
2. Ukuranku dua belas. Bukan delapan, seperti yang dikira Connor.
3. Aku selalu menganggap Connor mirip Ken. Ken temannya Barbie.
... dari rekan-rekan kerjanya:
4. Kalau Artemis bertingkah menyebalkan, aku menyiram tanamannya dengan jus jeruk.
5. Akulah yang bikin macet mesin fotokopi kapan itu. Setiap kali.
Rahasia-rahasia yang tidak akan diungkapkannya pada siapa pun di dunia:
6. G-string-ku sama sekali tidak nyaman dipakai.
7. Aku tidak tahu apa kepanjangan NATO. Aku bahkan tidak tahu apa NATO itu.
Lalu pada suatu hari di pesawat, Emma mengungkapkan semuanya pada orang tak dikenal. Atau paling tidak, dia pikir orang itu bukan siapa-siapa...
Rahasia yang disembunyikannya dari ibunnya:
1. Sammy si ikan mas bukan ikan yang sama dengan yang dimiliki Mum dan Dad dulu.
2. Ukuranku dua belas. Bukan delapan, seperti yang dikira Connor.
3. Aku selalu menganggap Connor mirip Ken. Ken temannya Barbie.
... dari rekan-rekan kerjanya:
4. Kalau Artemis bertingkah menyebalkan, aku menyiram tanamannya dengan jus jeruk.
5. Akulah yang bikin macet mesin fotokopi kapan itu. Setiap kali.
Rahasia-rahasia yang tidak akan diungkapkannya pada siapa pun di dunia:
6. G-string-ku sama sekali tidak nyaman dipakai.
7. Aku tidak tahu apa kepanjangan NATO. Aku bahkan tidak tahu apa NATO itu.
Lalu pada suatu hari di pesawat, Emma mengungkapkan semuanya pada orang tak dikenal. Atau paling tidak, dia pikir orang itu bukan siapa-siapa...
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First published March 23, 2003
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Sophie Kinsella
184 books44.5k followersSophie Kinsella had sold over 40 million copies of her books in more than 60 countries, and she had been translated into over 40 languages.
Sophie Kinsella first hit the UK bestseller lists in September 2000 with her first novel in the Shopaholic series – The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic (also published as Confessions of a Shopaholic). The book’s heroine, Becky Bloomwood – a fun and feisty financial journalist who loves shopping but is hopeless with money – captured the hearts of readers worldwide. Becky has since featured in seven further bestselling books, Shopaholic Abroad (also published as Shopaholic Takes Manhattan), Shopaholic Ties the Knot, Shopaholic & Sister, Shopaholic & Baby, Mini Shopaholic, Shopaholic to the Stars and Shopaholic to the Rescue. Becky Bloomwood came to the big screen in 2009 with the hit Disney movie Confessions of a Shopaholic, starring Isla Fisher and Hugh Dancy.
Sophie had also written seven standalone novels which have all been bestsellers in the UK, USA and other countries around the world: Can You Keep A Secret?, The Undomestic Goddess, Remember Me?, Twenties Girl, I’ve Got Your Number, Wedding Night, and My Not So Perfect Life, which was a Goodreads Choice Awards finalist for Best Fiction in 2017.
In 2014 she published a Young Adult novel Finding Audrey about a teenage girl with social anxiety and her madcap family, and in January 2018, Sophie published her first illustrated book for young readers about the charming adventures of a mother-daughter fairy duo, Mummy Fairy and Me (also published as Fairy Mom and Me).
Sophie’s novel, Surprise Me, published in February 2018, presents a humorous yet moving portrait of a marriage—its intricacies, comforts, and complications. Surprise Me reveals that hidden layers in a close relationship are often yet to be discovered.
Sophie wrote her first novel under her real name, Madeleine Wickham, at the tender age of 24, whilst she was working as a financial journalist. The Tennis Party was immediately hailed as a success by critics and the public alike and became a top ten bestseller. She went on to publish six more novels as Madeleine Wickham: A Desirable Residence, Swimming Pool Sunday, The Gatecrasher, The Wedding Girl, Cocktails for Three and Sleeping Arrangements.
Sophie was born in London. She studied music at New College, Oxford, but after a year switched to Politics, Philosophy and Economics. She lived in London, UK, with her husband and family.
Visit Sophie's Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/SophieKinsell...
Series:
* Shopaholic
Sophie Kinsella first hit the UK bestseller lists in September 2000 with her first novel in the Shopaholic series – The Secret Dreamworld of a Shopaholic (also published as Confessions of a Shopaholic). The book’s heroine, Becky Bloomwood – a fun and feisty financial journalist who loves shopping but is hopeless with money – captured the hearts of readers worldwide. Becky has since featured in seven further bestselling books, Shopaholic Abroad (also published as Shopaholic Takes Manhattan), Shopaholic Ties the Knot, Shopaholic & Sister, Shopaholic & Baby, Mini Shopaholic, Shopaholic to the Stars and Shopaholic to the Rescue. Becky Bloomwood came to the big screen in 2009 with the hit Disney movie Confessions of a Shopaholic, starring Isla Fisher and Hugh Dancy.
Sophie had also written seven standalone novels which have all been bestsellers in the UK, USA and other countries around the world: Can You Keep A Secret?, The Undomestic Goddess, Remember Me?, Twenties Girl, I’ve Got Your Number, Wedding Night, and My Not So Perfect Life, which was a Goodreads Choice Awards finalist for Best Fiction in 2017.
In 2014 she published a Young Adult novel Finding Audrey about a teenage girl with social anxiety and her madcap family, and in January 2018, Sophie published her first illustrated book for young readers about the charming adventures of a mother-daughter fairy duo, Mummy Fairy and Me (also published as Fairy Mom and Me).
Sophie’s novel, Surprise Me, published in February 2018, presents a humorous yet moving portrait of a marriage—its intricacies, comforts, and complications. Surprise Me reveals that hidden layers in a close relationship are often yet to be discovered.
Sophie wrote her first novel under her real name, Madeleine Wickham, at the tender age of 24, whilst she was working as a financial journalist. The Tennis Party was immediately hailed as a success by critics and the public alike and became a top ten bestseller. She went on to publish six more novels as Madeleine Wickham: A Desirable Residence, Swimming Pool Sunday, The Gatecrasher, The Wedding Girl, Cocktails for Three and Sleeping Arrangements.
Sophie was born in London. She studied music at New College, Oxford, but after a year switched to Politics, Philosophy and Economics. She lived in London, UK, with her husband and family.
Visit Sophie's Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/SophieKinsell...
Series:
* Shopaholic
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December 4, 2013
don't read this in public..especially if you're by yourself...
this book has been on my wishlist for years (apparently it was earning rave reviews from readers online) and yet everytime i come across this at bookstores i'd tell myself to postpone buying it since it had many copies on shelf. i never even bothered leafing through it. but one day i just decided to actually read its back cover and see what all the hoopla's about.
and then i saw the line, " Secrets she wouldn't share with anyone in the world: I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is. " and honest to god, i just grinned like an idiot. i had to read it. i actually went to a nearby cafe right after buying this from the store just so that i could begin.
which turned out to be a bad idea cos it was literally difficult to keep a straight face once i read the first few chapters.
you ever had that experience when something is really really funny but you can't laugh outright or even smile cos people around you will start getting wary? this book is deadly. you have to read it on some secluded (preferably enclosed [okay make it enclosed and sound-proof]) place so you can laugh without being hampered.
this book may even be funnier than her shopaholic series. there's just something so natural and so human about the insecurities and then the delusions of Emma. and though this might be a comic story first, this was a very cheeky romantic romp for me. and is it just me or was Jack sexy?? i just wanted to skip on the next scene where he'll appear--i can't wait what next secret he'll be dangling for Emma to squirm over.
it's not even your run-of-the-mill chick-lit cos there were some parts that became serious they were heartbreaking. all in all, this is a highly recommended, feel good story. you'll never want to put it down (even when you know that someone soon will approach you and politely ask you to leave their premises cos you're scaring some people...)
this book has been on my wishlist for years (apparently it was earning rave reviews from readers online) and yet everytime i come across this at bookstores i'd tell myself to postpone buying it since it had many copies on shelf. i never even bothered leafing through it. but one day i just decided to actually read its back cover and see what all the hoopla's about.
and then i saw the line, " Secrets she wouldn't share with anyone in the world: I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is. " and honest to god, i just grinned like an idiot. i had to read it. i actually went to a nearby cafe right after buying this from the store just so that i could begin.
which turned out to be a bad idea cos it was literally difficult to keep a straight face once i read the first few chapters.
you ever had that experience when something is really really funny but you can't laugh outright or even smile cos people around you will start getting wary? this book is deadly. you have to read it on some secluded (preferably enclosed [okay make it enclosed and sound-proof]) place so you can laugh without being hampered.
this book may even be funnier than her shopaholic series. there's just something so natural and so human about the insecurities and then the delusions of Emma. and though this might be a comic story first, this was a very cheeky romantic romp for me. and is it just me or was Jack sexy?? i just wanted to skip on the next scene where he'll appear--i can't wait what next secret he'll be dangling for Emma to squirm over.
it's not even your run-of-the-mill chick-lit cos there were some parts that became serious they were heartbreaking. all in all, this is a highly recommended, feel good story. you'll never want to put it down (even when you know that someone soon will approach you and politely ask you to leave their premises cos you're scaring some people...)
June 11, 2023
Goal: Read a light book and laugh my ass off.
Result: Read a stupid book that made me want to cut it into little pieces.
Overall Goal: Happiness.
Overall Result: A migraine.
All my friends gave Can You Keep A Secret? a high score, all of them loved it, all of them asked me to read it.
So I did.
Mrs. Kinsella you owe me a pack of meds and a nice foot massage.
This kind of rom-com characters and humor really don't do it for me.
Result: Read a stupid book that made me want to cut it into little pieces.
Overall Goal: Happiness.
Overall Result: A migraine.
All my friends gave Can You Keep A Secret? a high score, all of them loved it, all of them asked me to read it.
So I did.
Mrs. Kinsella you owe me a pack of meds and a nice foot massage.
”'Please promote me,' I say desperately. 'Please. I have to get a promotion to impress my family. It's the only thing I want in the whole world, and I'll work so hard, I promise, I'll come in at weekends, and I'll … I'll wear smart suits.”
This kind of rom-com characters and humor really don't do it for me.
June 27, 2011
So...I really wanted to dislike this book. I was determined not to allow myself to be one of "those girls." You know...the ones who plan ladies night out to watch Sex and the City. I've never had a desire to read Bridget Jones' Diary or The Devil Wears Prada (although I do hate to admit that I actually liked Devil as a movie) I mean, it's Chick Lit. Fluff without the smut. What fun is that?
Turns out, it's more fun than I was expecting. The book started out in such a way that I was expecting to give up before making it past a few chapters. I practically sighed with exasperation over the flighty, bumbling, office girl who embarrasses herself in front of her boss without knowing who he is. The thoughts in my head were practically burning a hole in the Nook. No, I don't care about what crappy fashion you're wearing to the office. No, I don't care that you're really a size 12 but tell people you're an 8. No, I don't care that you have a lame ass boyfriend who listens to jazz and likes bad movies.
Just as I was about to hit "delete" and ditch the book from my ereader, something happened. I started laughing. A LOT. Not the polite little giggly "oh that's cute" type of laughter. The snorting, choking, oh-my-god I'm dying laughter. My husband even looked up from his zombie like trance mid-video-game to give me a wtf? look.
It took several chapters for me to warm up to the book and truth be told, if I hadn't promised myself that I wanted to finish at least one chick lit book just to say that I had given the genre a shot, I would have quit out before getting to the part where it started to get good. Once I got past the mediocre parts revolving around the main character's office and family life, and got into the part where she was spending most of her time trying to figure out how to make a relationship with her boss work, I was along for the ride. It was quite the fun ride, too. I was pleasantly surprised.
Will I continue to read chick lit after this? Hmmm...I don't know. This book was fun and I'm completely glad that I read it, but I still am not fond of the office girl/modern day girl formula that seems to be pretty big in this genre. Even with as funny as this book was, I've browsed some reviews for the author's books and it looks like she tends to stick with a similar subject matter for most of her books.
Turns out, it's more fun than I was expecting. The book started out in such a way that I was expecting to give up before making it past a few chapters. I practically sighed with exasperation over the flighty, bumbling, office girl who embarrasses herself in front of her boss without knowing who he is. The thoughts in my head were practically burning a hole in the Nook. No, I don't care about what crappy fashion you're wearing to the office. No, I don't care that you're really a size 12 but tell people you're an 8. No, I don't care that you have a lame ass boyfriend who listens to jazz and likes bad movies.
Just as I was about to hit "delete" and ditch the book from my ereader, something happened. I started laughing. A LOT. Not the polite little giggly "oh that's cute" type of laughter. The snorting, choking, oh-my-god I'm dying laughter. My husband even looked up from his zombie like trance mid-video-game to give me a wtf? look.
It took several chapters for me to warm up to the book and truth be told, if I hadn't promised myself that I wanted to finish at least one chick lit book just to say that I had given the genre a shot, I would have quit out before getting to the part where it started to get good. Once I got past the mediocre parts revolving around the main character's office and family life, and got into the part where she was spending most of her time trying to figure out how to make a relationship with her boss work, I was along for the ride. It was quite the fun ride, too. I was pleasantly surprised.
Will I continue to read chick lit after this? Hmmm...I don't know. This book was fun and I'm completely glad that I read it, but I still am not fond of the office girl/modern day girl formula that seems to be pretty big in this genre. Even with as funny as this book was, I've browsed some reviews for the author's books and it looks like she tends to stick with a similar subject matter for most of her books.
July 6, 2019
How hard is it to keep your deepest, darkest secrets, especially if you think you are about to die? Well for poor Emma, it seems to be quite hard.
Emma is in an airplane which is being tossed about in heavy turbulence, and when pure panic seizes her, she bursts out to the stranger sitting beside her ...
”...We’re not going to make it. I know we’re not. This is it. I’m twenty-five years old. I’m not ready. I haven’t achieved anything. I’ve never had children, I’ve never saved a life ... I haven’t gotten a tattoo. I don’t even know if I have a G spot ...
”I’m sorry?” says the man, sounding taken aback.
”My career’s a complete joke. I’m not a top businesswoman at all. I haven’t got a team. I’m just a crappy assistant and I just had my first ever big meeting and it was a complete disaster. Half the time I haven’t a clue what people are talking about, I don’t know what logistical means, I’m never going to get promoted, and I owe my dad four thousand quid, and I’ve never really been in love...”
The above quotes are only a sampling of the litany of hilarious confessions and secrets she spills, but unbeknownst to Emma, she had a meltdown in front of Jack Harper, who happens to be the co-founder of the marketing company she works for in London.
Jack had just flown in from America to visit with his employees. Three days later when they meet face to face once again, this time in her office, Emma is mortified and hopes upon hope he doesn’t remember her from the plane flight, but no such luck. He not only remembers her but also every intimate thought and personal secret she uttered.
Let the embarrassment begin ;))
This is my second Sophie Kinsella audiobook, and I am having the best time. The British narrator’s snappy and crisp voice made this rom-com even more FUN-tastic!!
Emma is in an airplane which is being tossed about in heavy turbulence, and when pure panic seizes her, she bursts out to the stranger sitting beside her ...
”...We’re not going to make it. I know we’re not. This is it. I’m twenty-five years old. I’m not ready. I haven’t achieved anything. I’ve never had children, I’ve never saved a life ... I haven’t gotten a tattoo. I don’t even know if I have a G spot ...
”I’m sorry?” says the man, sounding taken aback.
”My career’s a complete joke. I’m not a top businesswoman at all. I haven’t got a team. I’m just a crappy assistant and I just had my first ever big meeting and it was a complete disaster. Half the time I haven’t a clue what people are talking about, I don’t know what logistical means, I’m never going to get promoted, and I owe my dad four thousand quid, and I’ve never really been in love...”
The above quotes are only a sampling of the litany of hilarious confessions and secrets she spills, but unbeknownst to Emma, she had a meltdown in front of Jack Harper, who happens to be the co-founder of the marketing company she works for in London.
Jack had just flown in from America to visit with his employees. Three days later when they meet face to face once again, this time in her office, Emma is mortified and hopes upon hope he doesn’t remember her from the plane flight, but no such luck. He not only remembers her but also every intimate thought and personal secret she uttered.
Let the embarrassment begin ;))
This is my second Sophie Kinsella audiobook, and I am having the best time. The British narrator’s snappy and crisp voice made this rom-com even more FUN-tastic!!
May 2, 2015
This was such a fun and entertaining book! I laughed out loud multiple times and I also cringed several times because of how embarrassed I was for Emma.
My only problem with this book is that I felt like it could have been longer! It felt rushed at times and I wished there was more of an ending. I wanted to know how it all came together and like, for example, how Kerry was doing (terribly, I hope).
Nevertheless, I really enjoyed reading this book and I can't wait to read more of her novels in the future!
My only problem with this book is that I felt like it could have been longer! It felt rushed at times and I wished there was more of an ending. I wanted to know how it all came together and like, for example, how Kerry was doing (terribly, I hope).
Nevertheless, I really enjoyed reading this book and I can't wait to read more of her novels in the future!
May 12, 2019
I'm not really 100% into Chick-Lit, but this is one of those books that I've seen pop up over and over again on all the Best Of lists over the years, and I've grown quite curious.
No, seriously. True story.
Anyway. I've been on the hunt for really funny fluff this past month and finally decided to pull the trigger on my first Sophia Kinsella book. Supposedly, this was a HI-LARIOUS rom-com, and I was in the market for exactly that.
However.
Sometimes what makes me smile doesn't match up with everyone else in the room...
So was it funny?
Yes. No. Kinda?
I mean, it wasn't the sort of humor that had me doubled over, gasping for breath, but there were cute moments. It was the kind of jokey stuff that would have done well with a laugh track or something. <--if that makes sense?
BUT.
Even though this wasn't exactly what I was initially looking for, I still had a reallyreallyreally good time reading it! It was just a super cute romance-y little story about a young woman in the middle of getting serious about her career path, finding a man she loves, and simultaneously growing a set of balls.
I've noticed that I never really find the resolutions to the assy family and/or assy friend drama in Chick-lit to me sufficiently, um...resolved, I guess? And this one was no different.
The ending felt sort of rushed as everything gets kinda built up to this crazy-dramatic showdown, then everyone whistle-farts away into a Happily Ever After. <--I've come to expect that, it's not even a deal breaker anymore.
There was quite a bit of the ridiculous in this as far as nonsensical plot stuff goes, but I don't read this genre to get a glimpse of realism. So, a lot of the nuttier aspects of the story, , get a pass from me.
If you're looking for something fluffy to get you through the week, I would say Can You Keep a Secret? is a great choice.
No, seriously. True story.
Anyway. I've been on the hunt for really funny fluff this past month and finally decided to pull the trigger on my first Sophia Kinsella book. Supposedly, this was a HI-LARIOUS rom-com, and I was in the market for exactly that.
However.
Sometimes what makes me smile doesn't match up with everyone else in the room...
So was it funny?
Yes. No. Kinda?
I mean, it wasn't the sort of humor that had me doubled over, gasping for breath, but there were cute moments. It was the kind of jokey stuff that would have done well with a laugh track or something. <--if that makes sense?
BUT.
Even though this wasn't exactly what I was initially looking for, I still had a reallyreallyreally good time reading it! It was just a super cute romance-y little story about a young woman in the middle of getting serious about her career path, finding a man she loves, and simultaneously growing a set of balls.
I've noticed that I never really find the resolutions to the assy family and/or assy friend drama in Chick-lit to me sufficiently, um...resolved, I guess? And this one was no different.
The ending felt sort of rushed as everything gets kinda built up to this crazy-dramatic showdown, then everyone whistle-farts away into a Happily Ever After. <--I've come to expect that, it's not even a deal breaker anymore.
There was quite a bit of the ridiculous in this as far as nonsensical plot stuff goes, but I don't read this genre to get a glimpse of realism. So, a lot of the nuttier aspects of the story, , get a pass from me.
If you're looking for something fluffy to get you through the week, I would say Can You Keep a Secret? is a great choice.
March 10, 2020
Have you ever been on a plane ride through hell and you got so scared, you thought it was better to say what you have been dying to say all your life before you crash? I feel that way every time, honestly! Although I wouldn’t go into so much detail as Emma did in “Can You Keep A Secret?”
Once again Sophie Kinsella delivers a heroine that we want to cheer for and chastise at the same time! Emma is a lovable neurotic dreamer that I feel protective of. Spilling your deepest secrets, only to have them resurface at a very inopportune and public moment is a shame beyond measure. Yet she endures -- and triumphs. Kinsella builds these characters that we want to see succeed, although we hope they do learn a lesson or two along the way.
The story is a big mouthful of pink cotton candy -- a light and fluffy romance. Fearing a plane crash, The heroine spills all her deepest secrets to a total stranger. Fortunately, their plane didn’t crash. Unfortunately, the total stranger turned out to be the CEO of her company. This is a delicious book!
There were some very hilarious moments in this story. Emma is absolutely engaging – she’s an adorable mess! It would be a delight to be around such a woman, although she has the morals of an alley cat. She's a "self-made career girl" and a future marketing executive. All in her head of course. So it's no wonder she gets herself into such tangles. She lives in her head! I think everyone knows people like this and can't help laughing at them when they get into trouble. I love the fact that she gets herself into constant binds, but good things invariably end up happening to her in the end. I think we all like a lovable loser, don't we?
Not much I can say about the hero, just another closed-mouth guy, but he did come through in the end. He eventually learns that communicating with someone you are interested in is the key to trust and a lasting relationship. A couple of snarky characters, and an imbecile ex-boyfriend made for good story telling. Only wish the ending was longer. Lots of buildup and ends in a few pages, and epilogue was not informative enough. Nevertheless, I was completely hooked on this book, and was immensely entertained.
This story was so funny and so far-fetched that I could actually imagine it happening to me. I will never ever spill my guts to a perfect stranger on an airplane no matter where I am going or under what circumstances. Was it Maurice Switzer who said “It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it?” Wise man. Very wise....
Once again Sophie Kinsella delivers a heroine that we want to cheer for and chastise at the same time! Emma is a lovable neurotic dreamer that I feel protective of. Spilling your deepest secrets, only to have them resurface at a very inopportune and public moment is a shame beyond measure. Yet she endures -- and triumphs. Kinsella builds these characters that we want to see succeed, although we hope they do learn a lesson or two along the way.
The story is a big mouthful of pink cotton candy -- a light and fluffy romance. Fearing a plane crash, The heroine spills all her deepest secrets to a total stranger. Fortunately, their plane didn’t crash. Unfortunately, the total stranger turned out to be the CEO of her company. This is a delicious book!
There were some very hilarious moments in this story. Emma is absolutely engaging – she’s an adorable mess! It would be a delight to be around such a woman, although she has the morals of an alley cat. She's a "self-made career girl" and a future marketing executive. All in her head of course. So it's no wonder she gets herself into such tangles. She lives in her head! I think everyone knows people like this and can't help laughing at them when they get into trouble. I love the fact that she gets herself into constant binds, but good things invariably end up happening to her in the end. I think we all like a lovable loser, don't we?
Not much I can say about the hero, just another closed-mouth guy, but he did come through in the end. He eventually learns that communicating with someone you are interested in is the key to trust and a lasting relationship. A couple of snarky characters, and an imbecile ex-boyfriend made for good story telling. Only wish the ending was longer. Lots of buildup and ends in a few pages, and epilogue was not informative enough. Nevertheless, I was completely hooked on this book, and was immensely entertained.
This story was so funny and so far-fetched that I could actually imagine it happening to me. I will never ever spill my guts to a perfect stranger on an airplane no matter where I am going or under what circumstances. Was it Maurice Switzer who said “It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it?” Wise man. Very wise....
April 15, 2022
My first - and almost certainly last - foray into chick lit. Very shallow, contrived and implausible, albeit in a self-conscious ("ironic"?) way.
Although the "plot" may excuse the improbable co-incidences, there is no justification for the ludicrously artificial dialogue. I find all the "poor fluffy little me struggling to bluff it in the big bad grown up world" nauseating. Not as funny as it thinks because the humour, such as it is, is entirely reliant on very cliched stereotypes.
If it were written by a man, people would be outraged at how sexist it is.
Even if Kinsella was once ahead of the game by writing in this way, its startling unoriginality is just another annoyance.
I expected a juice bar/coffee shop rather than Heston Blumenthal's molecular gastronomy, but I ended up with soggy fluorescent candyfloss (cotton candy to USicans).
Although the "plot" may excuse the improbable co-incidences, there is no justification for the ludicrously artificial dialogue. I find all the "poor fluffy little me struggling to bluff it in the big bad grown up world" nauseating. Not as funny as it thinks because the humour, such as it is, is entirely reliant on very cliched stereotypes.
If it were written by a man, people would be outraged at how sexist it is.
Even if Kinsella was once ahead of the game by writing in this way, its startling unoriginality is just another annoyance.
I expected a juice bar/coffee shop rather than Heston Blumenthal's molecular gastronomy, but I ended up with soggy fluorescent candyfloss (cotton candy to USicans).
February 16, 2016
Two point five-ish stars ^^
Quirky, hilarious read about a 25 year old clumsy, silly, awkward Emma who is always caught in the most embarrassing situations and thinking she’s probably not yet embarrassed enough, spewed out every single one of her deepest, darkest most embarrassing secrets to a stranger on a plane when she thought they were going to die during a violent turbulence. The horrific result: strange man isn’t a stranger after all. LMAO!
While I wasn’t a fan of Emma (and of any other character in the story for that matter) and thought she was awful and ridiculous with every single decision she made (She says it’s good when it’s bad, okay when it’s not, yes when she means no, in short she lies all the time), the hilarity of her story and predictability of the more than slightly rubbish plot are entertaining.
It’s my first Sophie Kinsella read and although it wasn’t completely successful, I have a feeling I’ll enjoy her YA novel, Finding Audrey more. Here’s my lovely friend’s, Alice’s review of said YA book.^^
Happy birthday, my Dear Alice. Despite the few stars, I enjoyed the read so it’s all good. I’ll certainly give Ms. Kinsella another chance. I hope you’re having the time of your life on your very special day. Love you, girl! <3
Quirky, hilarious read about a 25 year old clumsy, silly, awkward Emma who is always caught in the most embarrassing situations and thinking she’s probably not yet embarrassed enough, spewed out every single one of her deepest, darkest most embarrassing secrets to a stranger on a plane when she thought they were going to die during a violent turbulence. The horrific result: strange man isn’t a stranger after all. LMAO!
While I wasn’t a fan of Emma (and of any other character in the story for that matter) and thought she was awful and ridiculous with every single decision she made (She says it’s good when it’s bad, okay when it’s not, yes when she means no, in short she lies all the time), the hilarity of her story and predictability of the more than slightly rubbish plot are entertaining.
It’s my first Sophie Kinsella read and although it wasn’t completely successful, I have a feeling I’ll enjoy her YA novel, Finding Audrey more. Here’s my lovely friend’s, Alice’s review of said YA book.^^
Happy birthday, my Dear Alice. Despite the few stars, I enjoyed the read so it’s all good. I’ll certainly give Ms. Kinsella another chance. I hope you’re having the time of your life on your very special day. Love you, girl! <3
March 6, 2016
OMG, this book is laugh out loud funny, like sitting in my cubicle at work just giggling to myself. In the days, I spent reading this one I told numerous people about it because I was just so excited and happy to find a book that made me actual loud out loud. Some of my best friends raved about this book during our girls weekend last year and I was repeatedly told, you have to read this!
Emma Corrigan is a typical girl, just like us or me at least. She is awkward, inappropriate and just trying to prove herself. Emma is flying back from a business trip, that of course went horribly bad. During the flight, there is some extreme turbulence and she thinks she is going to die. During her freak out she precedes to unload all her secrets on everyone around her.
Monday morning comes with a big surprise, one of the passengers is the owner of Emma’s company and he remember everything. All her secrets are out, some as small as hating g-strings and the coffee at work, to her insecurities with her family and lesbian dream she had about her best friend.
This story is so freaking perfect. It’s so funny, it's freaking cute as shit and the love stories is so sweet. This is my first book by Sophie Kinsella, but it will not be my last. The audiobook is absolutely fantastic and made me believe the narrator was Emma.
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Emma Corrigan is a typical girl, just like us or me at least. She is awkward, inappropriate and just trying to prove herself. Emma is flying back from a business trip, that of course went horribly bad. During the flight, there is some extreme turbulence and she thinks she is going to die. During her freak out she precedes to unload all her secrets on everyone around her.
Monday morning comes with a big surprise, one of the passengers is the owner of Emma’s company and he remember everything. All her secrets are out, some as small as hating g-strings and the coffee at work, to her insecurities with her family and lesbian dream she had about her best friend.
This story is so freaking perfect. It’s so funny, it's freaking cute as shit and the love stories is so sweet. This is my first book by Sophie Kinsella, but it will not be my last. The audiobook is absolutely fantastic and made me believe the narrator was Emma.
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February 8, 2012
Rating Breakdown:
Enjoyment - 5 stars
Story - 3 stars
Emma - 3.5 stars
Jack - 2 stars
Side characters - 5 stars
Ending - 2.5 stars
The average is 3.5 stars, but since enjoyment is my number one reason for reading in the first place, I'll round it up to 4 stars.
This book is, hands-down, the funniest book I've ever read. I laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes and cramps in my tummy throughout. This book should come with a warning label, something like, Can You Keep a Secret?... AKA The Sole Cause of Death by Laughter World-Wide! It's nearly impossible to hate a book after it makes you feel so warm and fuzzy inside.
Most of this book is solid 5-star material. There's humor, romance,lesbian fantasies, drama, and good decision-making, along with some of the most outrageously hilarious characters ever to be created (yes, I mean you, Jemima). Unfortunately, the ending sorely lacks closure, and is the main reason why I didn't give this a higher rating. All my other problems mainly stem from this one issue.
The ending left me entirely unsatisfied and highly doubtful about the future of Emma and Jack, as a couple and otherwise. Basically, it didn't feel like an ending. It was rushed and anti-climactic, in addition to being slightly unrealistic. It would have been the perfect ending had this been a series, but since it's a stand-alone novel, I got the distinct impression that there were still several chapters left, and they were simply missing from the version of the book I read. Not the greatest feeling to have after finishing a book, to be sure.
Emma is a lot better at confrontations and standing up for herself than the other two heroines of Kinsella's I've read, namely Poppy from I've Got Your Number: A Novel and Lexi from Remember Me? I'm sure most female readers can relate to her in one aspect or the other. I really loved Jack too, until he . I never truly accepted his excuse, nor did I entirely forgive him for it.
After everything that happened between Emma and Jack, especially the whole deal with their respective secrets, I would have really liked to see more of them as a couple, to genuinely believe they had anything lasting going on. These are two individuals from vastly different backgrounds, and let's face it: the man's a multimillionaire, and the girl's his employee. In real life, these kind of relationships hardly ever work out, and I would have liked Kinsella to prove me wrong by actually showing Emma and Jack in a stable relationship, one where they both learn to talk their problems out instead of jumping to conclusions. We never really get to know Jack as someone besides "Jack Harper, the man who founded the Panther Corporation", and the trust between Emma and him seems too delicate and fragile for anything but a temporary affair.
I guess I was simply expecting more from this book, and while it was one of the best light reads I've read in a while, that annoying feeling I got, the one where I really don't feel the ending did justice to the story, sort of ruined it for me.
That aside, this is truly a fantastic book, one of the rare ones I'll certainly be re-reading in the years to come.
THANK YOU to everyone who urged me to read this book ASAP! I am forever indebted to you. ♥♥♥
For more reviews, visit my blog.
Enjoyment - 5 stars
Story - 3 stars
Emma - 3.5 stars
Jack - 2 stars
Side characters - 5 stars
Ending - 2.5 stars
The average is 3.5 stars, but since enjoyment is my number one reason for reading in the first place, I'll round it up to 4 stars.
This book is, hands-down, the funniest book I've ever read. I laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes and cramps in my tummy throughout. This book should come with a warning label, something like, Can You Keep a Secret?... AKA The Sole Cause of Death by Laughter World-Wide! It's nearly impossible to hate a book after it makes you feel so warm and fuzzy inside.
Most of this book is solid 5-star material. There's humor, romance,
The ending left me entirely unsatisfied and highly doubtful about the future of Emma and Jack, as a couple and otherwise. Basically, it didn't feel like an ending. It was rushed and anti-climactic, in addition to being slightly unrealistic. It would have been the perfect ending had this been a series, but since it's a stand-alone novel, I got the distinct impression that there were still several chapters left, and they were simply missing from the version of the book I read. Not the greatest feeling to have after finishing a book, to be sure.
Emma is a lot better at confrontations and standing up for herself than the other two heroines of Kinsella's I've read, namely Poppy from I've Got Your Number: A Novel and Lexi from Remember Me? I'm sure most female readers can relate to her in one aspect or the other. I really loved Jack too, until he . I never truly accepted his excuse, nor did I entirely forgive him for it.
After everything that happened between Emma and Jack, especially the whole deal with their respective secrets, I would have really liked to see more of them as a couple, to genuinely believe they had anything lasting going on. These are two individuals from vastly different backgrounds, and let's face it: the man's a multimillionaire, and the girl's his employee. In real life, these kind of relationships hardly ever work out, and I would have liked Kinsella to prove me wrong by actually showing Emma and Jack in a stable relationship, one where they both learn to talk their problems out instead of jumping to conclusions. We never really get to know Jack as someone besides "Jack Harper, the man who founded the Panther Corporation", and the trust between Emma and him seems too delicate and fragile for anything but a temporary affair.
I guess I was simply expecting more from this book, and while it was one of the best light reads I've read in a while, that annoying feeling I got, the one where I really don't feel the ending did justice to the story, sort of ruined it for me.
That aside, this is truly a fantastic book, one of the rare ones I'll certainly be re-reading in the years to come.
THANK YOU to everyone who urged me to read this book ASAP! I am forever indebted to you. ♥♥♥
For more reviews, visit my blog.
February 7, 2017
Gosh, this books was so much fun!!!
Often times when I’m told a book is funny, I usually find that it turns out being more painful to read than anything. But damn, is Sophie Kinsella hilarious!
Can You Keep a Secret follows the charismatic tale of Emma Corrigan. This woman is a hoot, let me tell you. She’s hilariously paranoid and completely outrageous. She is the “ordinary, nothing-special sort of girl” but oh, does she have her secrets.
Secrets that she probably shouldn’t have blurted out while clutching onto the arm of a strange during a rocky flight. But, oh well, can’t do anything about that now, can we?
“Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up.”
^^That’s basically Emma’s entire existence.
So this book was adorable and sweet and really really charming in a lot of ways. It was such an easy read and really brought on that little bits of glee that usually accompany a great book.
Oh, and I really love Jack!! What a little darling.
But there were parts of the book that I found excessive. For example the fact that Emma seemed to face problem after problem after problem. It’s not a HUGE deal but I just found it tiring because here we are, smiling and happy for a single sentence and then BAM, another problem takes place.
Kinda excessive if ya ask me. :p
Anywho. . .
I was never a huge fan of chick-lit but after reading this one, I’m definitely not done with this genre or this author!
“I've always had this deep-down conviction that I'm not like everybody else, and there's an amazingly exciting new life waiting for me just around the corner.”
3.5 stars!!
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Need cute and fluffy and I need to binge read Sophie Kinsella, so, here I gooooooooooo!!!
July 29, 2016
I swear the moment I was done with this book...I was just so..soo..
SO DAMN FRUSTRATED
The ending seemed so...lacking? Disappointing? Hell !
Fr the first time,in my history of reading books.I actually ended up hating the hero Jack, instead of the heroine,along with her cousin Kerry (who basically STOLE THE HEROINE'S ENTIRE CHILDHOOD) and her fashion/mommy obsessed roommate Jemima (who basically spent the whole book determined to expose jack's supposedly BIG SECRET )...
I'm mean seriously you guys,
I wish I could say I loved this as much as I enjoyed this author's I've Got Your Number but sadly this didn't even score half of it's rating...
DISSAPOINTMENT :(
SO DAMN FRUSTRATED
The ending seemed so...lacking? Disappointing? Hell !
Fr the first time,in my history of reading books.I actually ended up hating the hero Jack, instead of the heroine,along with her cousin Kerry (who basically STOLE THE HEROINE'S ENTIRE CHILDHOOD) and her fashion/mommy obsessed roommate Jemima (who basically spent the whole book determined to expose jack's supposedly BIG SECRET )...
I'm mean seriously you guys,
I wish I could say I loved this as much as I enjoyed this author's I've Got Your Number but sadly this didn't even score half of it's rating...
DISSAPOINTMENT :(
March 12, 2016
“Can You Keep A Secret?” Are you serious?!!??!? NO! I’m gonna spill all your secrets to my friends, Emma. You cannot trust me on this! I’m a bitch, I know. hahaha
1st secret: Guys.. this clumsy lady, Emma Corrigan is so damn lucky! She not that have much money, but she met an sweet-angel air-hostess so this sweetie air-hostess invite Emma to sit on the plane in Business class!!! She cheat!!! Without anyone else know! so she pretends to be businesswoman. See what she did!
BUT HAHAHAHAAAAAAA….
2rd secret: The plane got turbulence so she thinks she gonna die!!! There is guy sit next to her.. She hold his hand tightly Oops and spill all her secrets blah blah blah.. to that guy like a naked girl. O.O
It became she not die! OKay her life is go on..
One day, she go to work..
Someone BIG visit her work place..
OMG Is that guy??? Yess the guy she unintentionally spill all her ( top ) secrets to is her CEO.
……………………………………………………..
This book is funny! This Emma Corrigan kinda reminds me of Meg Cabot’s heroine, Idk. Hahaha She is clumsy, whinny, and funny that made me laugh so hard until having face palms for her. Whatever, this like a modern fairy-tale! An ordinary girl is interested by a handsome wealthy dreamy man. That’s why Kinsella’ story kinda my cuppa tea, I think. Nahh… I just want something like this happen real to my life! Why it has to be only in fiction? *sobs*
Not just it’s funny, there is drama, too. Sometimes secrets are shameful, right? That’s why we all have secrets to keep. Anytime Emma’s secrets reveal, I laugh so hard! ( My dad even say "Pang gone crazy!" *damn* ) But sometimes the situation made me hurt, too. I can feel how hurt and embarrassed she is. Like.. I don’t want it happen to me, too.
Not just Emma, but also Jack ( our hero ) who is so mysterious with something he not gonna tell anyone..
I will let you know by yourself! Xoxo Pang.
1st secret: Guys.. this clumsy lady, Emma Corrigan is so damn lucky! She not that have much money, but she met an sweet-angel air-hostess so this sweetie air-hostess invite Emma to sit on the plane in Business class!!! She cheat!!! Without anyone else know! so she pretends to be businesswoman. See what she did!
BUT HAHAHAHAAAAAAA….
2rd secret: The plane got turbulence so she thinks she gonna die!!! There is guy sit next to her.. She hold his hand tightly Oops and spill all her secrets blah blah blah.. to that guy like a naked girl. O.O
It became she not die! OKay her life is go on..
One day, she go to work..
Someone BIG visit her work place..
OMG Is that guy??? Yess the guy she unintentionally spill all her ( top ) secrets to is her CEO.
……………………………………………………..
This book is funny! This Emma Corrigan kinda reminds me of Meg Cabot’s heroine, Idk. Hahaha She is clumsy, whinny, and funny that made me laugh so hard until having face palms for her. Whatever, this like a modern fairy-tale! An ordinary girl is interested by a handsome wealthy dreamy man. That’s why Kinsella’ story kinda my cuppa tea, I think. Nahh… I just want something like this happen real to my life! Why it has to be only in fiction? *sobs*
Not just it’s funny, there is drama, too. Sometimes secrets are shameful, right? That’s why we all have secrets to keep. Anytime Emma’s secrets reveal, I laugh so hard! ( My dad even say "Pang gone crazy!" *damn* ) But sometimes the situation made me hurt, too. I can feel how hurt and embarrassed she is. Like.. I don’t want it happen to me, too.
Not just Emma, but also Jack ( our hero ) who is so mysterious with something he not gonna tell anyone..
I will let you know by yourself! Xoxo Pang.
November 9, 2019
❥ 2 / 5 stars
What should I say about this book? It was hilarious. Yes. It made me laugh. Yes. But the problem is... the plot itself made absolutely no sense to me. It made no sense since Emma (the protagonist of the book) told all her secrets to a complete stranger. Err.. Who’s gonna do that in real life? Even if someone is in the same situation as her, I don’t think he/she will do that, right? OK. It must be my fault that I thought I would enjoy this one despite nonsensical things in the book because I trust Sophie Kinsella’s writing. But oh, I was so wrong. Sophie Kinsella’s writing didn’t help me with this one and I did not like it. A lot of things in the book frustrated me. Like, didn’t you think there were too many problems occurring in Emma’s life? The first problem passed, the second problem came. The second problem passed, The third problem came. The third problem passed, the fourth problem came. It was like a cycle and it gave me big big headaches.🤦🏻♀️
(There were much more than this but I’m afraid it would be a spoiler, so Iet’s leave at that.)
Anyway, I need to take a break from this kind of story for a while.
What should I say about this book? It was hilarious. Yes. It made me laugh. Yes. But the problem is... the plot itself made absolutely no sense to me. It made no sense since Emma (the protagonist of the book) told all her secrets to a complete stranger. Err.. Who’s gonna do that in real life? Even if someone is in the same situation as her, I don’t think he/she will do that, right? OK. It must be my fault that I thought I would enjoy this one despite nonsensical things in the book because I trust Sophie Kinsella’s writing. But oh, I was so wrong. Sophie Kinsella’s writing didn’t help me with this one and I did not like it. A lot of things in the book frustrated me. Like, didn’t you think there were too many problems occurring in Emma’s life? The first problem passed, the second problem came. The second problem passed, The third problem came. The third problem passed, the fourth problem came. It was like a cycle and it gave me big big headaches.🤦🏻♀️
(There were much more than this but I’m afraid it would be a spoiler, so Iet’s leave at that.)
Anyway, I need to take a break from this kind of story for a while.
December 29, 2023
2.5 stars ✨
Breezed through this in less than 12 hours (including sleep)! Sophie Kinsella writes the most light-hearted and feel-good books I've ever read. They're perfect for when you just want a brainless and quick distraction from reality.
Emma (the fmc) stole the show by far. I know she's polarising and some reviewers don't like her pathological lying or her immaturity, but whatever Sophie Kinsella did worked for me. Her little blunders were comical and I found myself constantly laughing at her sheer misfortune – the things she prayed wouldn't happen to her would always somehow come back to haunt her at the worst times. Her inner voice/monologue was also hilarious because she was lying through her teeth most of the time just to get out of embarrassing situations. She's socially awkward, a people-pleaser, and has a ton of bad luck. I loved it. She was the book's saving grace.
In contrast I thought that Jack (the mmc) was completely bland and forgettable. He didn't have anything in particular that make me root for him. Their romance just didn't have the sizzling chemistry or tension that I was looking for. They progress quickly from dating to getting together when I would have preferred a slow burn. And the third act breakup was so unnecessary! 🙄🙄 The reveal of the "big secret" Jack was keeping from her was anticlimactic.
Also, the entire premise of the book was so unrealistic – I mean, who blurts out every single secret they've ever had to a stranger on the plane, even if they think they're going to die?
QUOTES
🤍 “I’ll fire him, too.” Jack thinks for a moment. “How about this: anyone who teased you, I’ll fire.”
This time I can’t help giggling out loud. “You won’t have a company left.”
"So be it. That’ll teach me. That’ll teach me to be so thoughtless.”
🤍 He draws breath and gazes at me, his eyes so dark they’re almost black. “I met a girl on a plane. And … my whole life changed as a result.”
Breezed through this in less than 12 hours (including sleep)! Sophie Kinsella writes the most light-hearted and feel-good books I've ever read. They're perfect for when you just want a brainless and quick distraction from reality.
Emma (the fmc) stole the show by far. I know she's polarising and some reviewers don't like her pathological lying or her immaturity, but whatever Sophie Kinsella did worked for me. Her little blunders were comical and I found myself constantly laughing at her sheer misfortune – the things she prayed wouldn't happen to her would always somehow come back to haunt her at the worst times. Her inner voice/monologue was also hilarious because she was lying through her teeth most of the time just to get out of embarrassing situations. She's socially awkward, a people-pleaser, and has a ton of bad luck. I loved it. She was the book's saving grace.
In contrast I thought that Jack (the mmc) was completely bland and forgettable. He didn't have anything in particular that make me root for him. Their romance just didn't have the sizzling chemistry or tension that I was looking for. They progress quickly from dating to getting together when I would have preferred a slow burn. And the third act breakup was so unnecessary! 🙄🙄 The reveal of the "big secret" Jack was keeping from her was anticlimactic.
Also, the entire premise of the book was so unrealistic – I mean, who blurts out every single secret they've ever had to a stranger on the plane, even if they think they're going to die?
QUOTES
🤍 “I’ll fire him, too.” Jack thinks for a moment. “How about this: anyone who teased you, I’ll fire.”
This time I can’t help giggling out loud. “You won’t have a company left.”
"So be it. That’ll teach me. That’ll teach me to be so thoughtless.”
🤍 He draws breath and gazes at me, his eyes so dark they’re almost black. “I met a girl on a plane. And … my whole life changed as a result.”
October 3, 2024
Okay! Okay! Wow! This is just turning me into a huge fan of Sophie Kinsella.
Actually, you know what? I already consider her one of my favorite authors. Gosh i love her.
This is about Emma, a regular woman who works at an office, who’s boss can’t find potential in, her parents compare her to her STUPID ASS COUSIN (sorry, I hate her), and…. She has thousands of secrets.
Secrets that she (somehow) accidentally spilled to a random guy on a plane who days later shows up at her office and guess what? He owns the company of the brand she works for.
This might be considered basic to so many people and some might even think the rating I gave to it is overrated but this was so fun. Kinsella never fails to make me giggle and fall in love with all of her characters. She’s reasonable with what she does and gives perfect endings to her novels, and gosh the drama is insane.
I’d definitely recommend this as a summer read or as a book to have a little laugh.
Actually, you know what? I already consider her one of my favorite authors. Gosh i love her.
This is about Emma, a regular woman who works at an office, who’s boss can’t find potential in, her parents compare her to her STUPID ASS COUSIN (sorry, I hate her), and…. She has thousands of secrets.
Secrets that she (somehow) accidentally spilled to a random guy on a plane who days later shows up at her office and guess what? He owns the company of the brand she works for.
This might be considered basic to so many people and some might even think the rating I gave to it is overrated but this was so fun. Kinsella never fails to make me giggle and fall in love with all of her characters. She’s reasonable with what she does and gives perfect endings to her novels, and gosh the drama is insane.
I’d definitely recommend this as a summer read or as a book to have a little laugh.
June 1, 2015
2.5 stars - Spoilers
This was kind of fun but also kind of awful, as expected the heroine was an utter idiot and the plot was beyond silly, but I have to admit that there were some funny moments and the story despite being nonsensical was easy to get through and somewhat entertaining.
-Who the hell would reveal ALL their secrets to a total stranger? The heroine (Emma) blurted out every little detail of her life to some random guy sitting next to her just because the plane she was on was going through some turbulence. Naturally, the random guy turned out to be her sexy, bazillionaire boss who used her secrets against her the first chance he got (never mind professionalism and good work ethic).
-All the female characters were men obsessed idiots, their only goal in life was getting married and having babies. Nothing else was important, career and family didn't matter, it was all about landing a man. That was the ultimate achievement. Ugh.
-Why did Emma keep banging on about getting a promotion at work when she hadn't been there long enough or proved herself or done anything worthy? She was seriously deluded.
-Why did Emma keep saying Jack was in love with her? Not once did he tell her he loved her and there was nothing in his actions that suggested he was. They'd had two dates and one night of sex and that somehow made Emma think Jack was in love with her. What a stupid cow.
-Why didn't Emma ever stick up for herself? Why are all of Kinsella's heroines such doormats? Emma was on a whole other level of doormat, she just smiled and kept her mouth shut whenever her family or someone else bitched at her. It was beyond infuriating to read the POV of someone who was so unable to stand up for themselves.
-Emma's parents were such dicks, they treated her like crap and never showed her any love or support. They saved all that for their niece (Kerry), and treated her better than their own daughter. Emma was the one who needed love and emotional support, not Kerry. When her jerk parents finally realised how they'd been favouring Kerry over their only child for years, all they did was give a lame apology and act mildly remorseful. And silly cow Emma immediately accepted their apology and was over the top grateful for them finally acting like half decent parents. Yea, as fucking if. A halfhearted apology doesn't erase years of rubbish parenting, Emma's reaction was so unrealistic. In reality she would have still been hurt and bitter about how unloved she'd felt growing up, I didn't expect her to rant and rage at them but some real emotions would have been appreciated. Instead she went on like they were the best parents in the world, and magically forgot their douchey behaviour after a sentence or two of mild remorse. Yea right.
-There was more passion and emotion from Jack and his dead friend than Jack/Emma. The way Jack talked about him, it was like they had an epic love affair or something. I ended up wanting to read about them instead of Jack/Emma's relationship.
-Jack spilling all of Emma's secrets on TV was a dick move. And then him acting like it was unintentional was beyond ridiculous, he revealed every little thing about her and then he was all 'duh, it was an accident. I'm sowwy.' The whole thing was ridiculous, and Emma was bonkers to let him off the hook. They were both such idiots.
-Really liked Emma's friendships with Liss and Jemima, it was the highlight of the book.
A ridiculous read, but it was still quite funny and entertaining in a cheesy, predictable, cliched, silly sort of way.
This was kind of fun but also kind of awful, as expected the heroine was an utter idiot and the plot was beyond silly, but I have to admit that there were some funny moments and the story despite being nonsensical was easy to get through and somewhat entertaining.
-Who the hell would reveal ALL their secrets to a total stranger? The heroine (Emma) blurted out every little detail of her life to some random guy sitting next to her just because the plane she was on was going through some turbulence. Naturally, the random guy turned out to be her sexy, bazillionaire boss who used her secrets against her the first chance he got (never mind professionalism and good work ethic).
-All the female characters were men obsessed idiots, their only goal in life was getting married and having babies. Nothing else was important, career and family didn't matter, it was all about landing a man. That was the ultimate achievement. Ugh.
-Why did Emma keep banging on about getting a promotion at work when she hadn't been there long enough or proved herself or done anything worthy? She was seriously deluded.
-Why did Emma keep saying Jack was in love with her? Not once did he tell her he loved her and there was nothing in his actions that suggested he was. They'd had two dates and one night of sex and that somehow made Emma think Jack was in love with her. What a stupid cow.
-Why didn't Emma ever stick up for herself? Why are all of Kinsella's heroines such doormats? Emma was on a whole other level of doormat, she just smiled and kept her mouth shut whenever her family or someone else bitched at her. It was beyond infuriating to read the POV of someone who was so unable to stand up for themselves.
-Emma's parents were such dicks, they treated her like crap and never showed her any love or support. They saved all that for their niece (Kerry), and treated her better than their own daughter. Emma was the one who needed love and emotional support, not Kerry. When her jerk parents finally realised how they'd been favouring Kerry over their only child for years, all they did was give a lame apology and act mildly remorseful. And silly cow Emma immediately accepted their apology and was over the top grateful for them finally acting like half decent parents. Yea, as fucking if. A halfhearted apology doesn't erase years of rubbish parenting, Emma's reaction was so unrealistic. In reality she would have still been hurt and bitter about how unloved she'd felt growing up, I didn't expect her to rant and rage at them but some real emotions would have been appreciated. Instead she went on like they were the best parents in the world, and magically forgot their douchey behaviour after a sentence or two of mild remorse. Yea right.
-There was more passion and emotion from Jack and his dead friend than Jack/Emma. The way Jack talked about him, it was like they had an epic love affair or something. I ended up wanting to read about them instead of Jack/Emma's relationship.
-Jack spilling all of Emma's secrets on TV was a dick move. And then him acting like it was unintentional was beyond ridiculous, he revealed every little thing about her and then he was all 'duh, it was an accident. I'm sowwy.' The whole thing was ridiculous, and Emma was bonkers to let him off the hook. They were both such idiots.
-Really liked Emma's friendships with Liss and Jemima, it was the highlight of the book.
A ridiculous read, but it was still quite funny and entertaining in a cheesy, predictable, cliched, silly sort of way.
July 3, 2024
Emma has always kept everything a secret, never really living the truest version of herself. Then one day she’s on a flight from Scotland and her plane has trouble in the air. She confesses everything to her seatmate, Jack… who turns out to be her boss. As usual with a Sophia Kinsella book, this had adorable, quirky characters, a heroine you just wanted to root for, and a fun story we got to watch slowly unfold as Emma stopped standing in her own way and figured out how to live her best life. I always enjoy books by this author. The family was delightfully terrible in this one!
March 3, 2024
*ପ꒰⑅ 1.5 star ｡꒱໊੭*
Yeah my reading year was going too well to be true😔✋🏼
This is supposed to be a chick-lit, boss x employee romance but I got 10x more depressed than before reading this and I don't even know why😐if I got money for how many times I rolled my eyes, I would be filthy rich and in Las Vegas having the time of my life😍
Read this if you want:
[╰based on a real experience ]
• a migraine
• hair loss
• an existential crisis
• to feel more smart since almost all the characters were npc's
The characters didn't act their age, like they're supposed to be in their late 20's but acted like in elementary school students and I felt like that one serious teacher trying to educate them.
Oooh and don't even get me started on the fmc, I hoped she would have chocked on her cereals or something. The decisions she made was very questionable, from the start to the end.
Also the plot was so bland and boring, even my 6 years old cousin could write better🙏🏼
Episode has better stories than this and I'm not even joking😭
yeah this shit wasn't that bad compared to this🤕
![What to choose? I don't want to mess the mission up. [Story: Mindreader] : r/Episode](https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1709494957i/35277906._SY540_.png)
this "review" was one of the worst I wrote, but I don't feel like wasting my time on this when I have a date with my hot alpha bad boy Jacob (I swear I don't have a crush on him☹️😣)
bye, ily my pookies💋
••••••••••••••••••••••• ❀˖° ཻུ۪۪♡.
rtc soon
I'll try to be civil🤞🏼
anyway this review sloppy was ironic, pls don't take it too seriously😭🤝🏼
“I've always had this deep-down conviction that I'm not like everybody else, and there's an amazingly exciting new life waiting for me just around the corner.”
Yeah my reading year was going too well to be true😔✋🏼
This is supposed to be a chick-lit, boss x employee romance but I got 10x more depressed than before reading this and I don't even know why😐if I got money for how many times I rolled my eyes, I would be filthy rich and in Las Vegas having the time of my life😍
Read this if you want:
[╰based on a real experience ]
• a migraine
• hair loss
• an existential crisis
• to feel more smart since almost all the characters were npc's
The characters didn't act their age, like they're supposed to be in their late 20's but acted like in elementary school students and I felt like that one serious teacher trying to educate them.
Oooh and don't even get me started on the fmc, I hoped she would have chocked on her cereals or something. The decisions she made was very questionable, from the start to the end.
Also the plot was so bland and boring, even my 6 years old cousin could write better🙏🏼
Episode has better stories than this and I'm not even joking😭
yeah this shit wasn't that bad compared to this🤕
this "review" was one of the worst I wrote, but I don't feel like wasting my time on this when I have a date with my hot alpha bad boy Jacob (I swear I don't have a crush on him☹️😣)
bye, ily my pookies💋
••••••••••••••••••••••• ❀˖° ཻུ۪۪♡.
rtc soon
I'll try to be civil🤞🏼
anyway this review sloppy was ironic, pls don't take it too seriously😭🤝🏼
September 28, 2018
This was SO enjoyable to me! It delivered on the premise. I felt like the meme of eating popcorn while reveling in the drama.
Cautions:
-The whole thing revolves around an entry level employee and the CEO of her company knowing inappropriate things about her. I didn't feel like this story used a power imbalance to manipulate a relationship or employment status, but if boss/employee relationships are a dealbreaker for you, heads up.
-A few chapters make a big hubbub about the MC having a romantic dream about her female friend and all the side characters start making lesbian jokes to her. This was published in 2003 and this type of 'humor' was unfortunately part of that time. Full disclosure - I'm straight so don't take only my word on if this is truly harmful, but it did make me want to facepalm and I think I would have rated this higher without it.
Cautions:
-The whole thing revolves around an entry level employee and the CEO of her company knowing inappropriate things about her. I didn't feel like this story used a power imbalance to manipulate a relationship or employment status, but if boss/employee relationships are a dealbreaker for you, heads up.
-A few chapters make a big hubbub about the MC having a romantic dream about her female friend and all the side characters start making lesbian jokes to her. This was published in 2003 and this type of 'humor' was unfortunately part of that time. Full disclosure - I'm straight so don't take only my word on if this is truly harmful, but it did make me want to facepalm and I think I would have rated this higher without it.
August 25, 2019
3.75 stars
That was such a fun quirky entertaining book!
Emma ,who is kinda scared of flying, was on an airplane when a turbulence occur. Thinking she’s going to die, she started to panic and spilled all of her secrets to the guy setting next to her. Everything turns out to be okay. Emma goes home. Days later, the boss/owner of the company where she works comes to visit, and he’s none other than the stranger who she was supposed to never see again, but now he’s here and he knows all of her embarrassing secrets.
This was one of those “ridiculously good” books, you can’t help but enjoy and you don’t even know why. This was my first book by Sophie Kinsella and I decided to read it after reading the review of my dear friend KAS, so thank you. This book made me grin, a lot. And I really felt embarrassed for Emma. This girl is a mess. Overall, it was entertaining.
Song recommendation:
Do you want to know a secret by The Beatles
That was such a fun quirky entertaining book!
Emma ,who is kinda scared of flying, was on an airplane when a turbulence occur. Thinking she’s going to die, she started to panic and spilled all of her secrets to the guy setting next to her. Everything turns out to be okay. Emma goes home. Days later, the boss/owner of the company where she works comes to visit, and he’s none other than the stranger who she was supposed to never see again, but now he’s here and he knows all of her embarrassing secrets.
This was one of those “ridiculously good” books, you can’t help but enjoy and you don’t even know why. This was my first book by Sophie Kinsella and I decided to read it after reading the review of my dear friend KAS, so thank you. This book made me grin, a lot. And I really felt embarrassed for Emma. This girl is a mess. Overall, it was entertaining.
Song recommendation:
Do you want to know a secret by The Beatles
June 11, 2025
This whole book makes me just DIE laughing. I've read this one multiple times and it never gets old for me.
didn-t-finish
March 16, 2018Emma Corrigan is intolerably stupid. She lives with intolerably stupid flatmates, and has an intolerably stupid boyfriend whom she doesn't actually love but is determined to stay with because he is handsome.
Emma works for an intolerably stupid company (Panther Cola) and reports to tiny men with big egos that speak to her as though she is the biggest inconvenience in their day (my favourite lines are "Emma, please get your arse in gear" and "Emma, please get the fuck out of my office").
Instead of handing in her notice as any self-respecting woman would and going to work in a more positive environment, Emma desperately seeks to move up the ladder so she can impress her intolerably stupid family who make fun of her because she isn't a CEO yet (she's only 25) by doing what's expected of her in her marketing assistant role and then pleading with her boss to promote her after one year even though she hasn't a clue in hell what she's doing.
I've just reached the part where the CEO presses the emergency button in the elevator, thus trapping them inside together, and proceeds to tell her what kind of man she needs.
No. Fucking. Thank you.
Emma works for an intolerably stupid company (Panther Cola) and reports to tiny men with big egos that speak to her as though she is the biggest inconvenience in their day (my favourite lines are "Emma, please get your arse in gear" and "Emma, please get the fuck out of my office").
Instead of handing in her notice as any self-respecting woman would and going to work in a more positive environment, Emma desperately seeks to move up the ladder so she can impress her intolerably stupid family who make fun of her because she isn't a CEO yet (she's only 25) by doing what's expected of her in her marketing assistant role and then pleading with her boss to promote her after one year even though she hasn't a clue in hell what she's doing.
I've just reached the part where the CEO presses the emergency button in the elevator, thus trapping them inside together, and proceeds to tell her what kind of man she needs.
No. Fucking. Thank you.
September 20, 2015
This book was hilarious. The basic idea is, imagine what would happen if in a moment of panic you were to spill all your darkest secrets to a perfect stranger and of course that stranger was extremely attractive and turned out to be a new big shot at your company, genius uh?
When Emma spills it all out it makes you want to cover your eyes with your hands and tell her:
The fun, as always with Kinsella standalone novels, is guaranteed and the romance is just witty and cute.
When Emma spills it all out it makes you want to cover your eyes with your hands and tell her:
The fun, as always with Kinsella standalone novels, is guaranteed and the romance is just witty and cute.
February 27, 2012
First of all thank you, Jasprit, for insisting I read this one. A couple of days ago I was sick and in bed all day. I had just finished another book and was wondering which book to start next. I saw this on my Nook and remembered you said it's her best book. This book really made me feel better when I was under the weather.
Emma is 25 and has been through many jobs. She has had a job in marketing for over a year now, and although she does okay, she's not exactly moving up the corporate ladder. She lives with her bff Lissy and has a boyfriend that she thinks is almost too cute and perfect. One day on a terrifying plane crash she turns to the man next to her and starts blabbering every random secret she has to the stranger next to her. She tells him everything including several things that could get her in trouble at work. A few days later when this stranger walks in her workplace and she's made aware that he is the founder of her company she is mortified. Can he keep her secrets?
I've gotten to the point where I feel like if you have reviewed one Sophie Kinsella book you have reviewed them all. The same things always apply. Laugh out loud humor, a loveable but usually quite clueless heroine, some barely there romance, and a picture perfect ending. They also usually include a subtle message from which the character learns something important about life. The fact that you know what you're getting when you go into one of her books can be a good thing or a bad thing. For me I like it. I know what to expect and she never lets me down. Note: I have read a few of her singles, but still haven't gotten to the Shopaholic series, so don't hold me to that.
My only complaint and reason for giving this 4 stars instead of 5 is because of the predictability. See how I said it could go both ways? I like knowing what to expect, but I would also like a bit of surprise with the ending. This one had a formula that seemed so similar to "I've got Your Number" in regards to the boyfriend factor. Why bother giving the heroines a boyfriend at the start of the book? We always know how that's going to end. I know Sophie Kinsella has it in her to write something more original and unique for the chick-lit genre and when she does that's when I will give her my 5 stars.
Fans of Kinsella will not be disappointed with this one, and I agree with Jasprit. This is her best that I've read so far.
January 13, 2019
a real funny and light novel, one of my favorite chic lits. this is my 3rd re read of this novel and it never fails to make me laugh :D
September 4, 2014
Can You Keep a Secret is possibly my favorite Kinsella standalone.
It follows the story of Emma, an ordinary, slightly ditzy girl (think Anna from Anna and the French Kiss) who accidentally spills all her secrets to a stranger on the plane. And that stranger later turns out to be her boss.
In honor of this book—and because I absolutely suck at writing reviews for books I love, I am going to spill to you, strangers of the Internet, all of my secrets. Okay, not all, but five.
1. I used to be majorly obsessed with Seventeen magazine. Back then, I begged my parents numerous times over the dinner table to buy me a subscription (all the savings!), but they always refused. In hindsight, that was probably a good thing because I soon got tired of all the high-definition pages of clothes, shoes, and make-up. The real sustenance was located in the back and only covered 4-5 pages. I'm proud to say that nowadays I blow my money on more worthy things, like badly-written YA novels that induce headaches.
2.
That's a biggie.
3. I'm a huge fan of Taylor Swift, even though liking her is an extremely uncool thing these days. Her lyrics are prose spun into music, that's all the reason I need.
4. I sometimes think The Book Thief is better than the Harry Potter series. Then I make a pro-vs-con list in my head and all is right in the world once more.
5. I love Kinsella's work. A lot of people hate them and I get it. Her heroines are essentially recycled book to book. The love interest is usually American and a logical businessman compared to the scatterbrained MC. They're filled with first-world problems and limited character growth. The problems work themselves out most of the time and the MC and Mr. Businessman go home happy and schmooze.
But at the same time, they're also fun, compulsively readable, and keep me up reading til 2am on a school night because I can't stop flipping the pages. They remind me that reading is indeed a hobby and something I look forward to after a long day, unlike some books I could mention *cough*The Death Cure*cough*
So the next time someone asks me who my favorite authors are, I'll say: "Stephen King, J. K Rowling, George R.R. Martin, Julie Kagawa, Markus Zusak, Meg Cabot, Sophie Kinsella—Yes, Sophie Kinsella."
It follows the story of Emma, an ordinary, slightly ditzy girl (think Anna from Anna and the French Kiss) who accidentally spills all her secrets to a stranger on the plane. And that stranger later turns out to be her boss.
In honor of this book—and because I absolutely suck at writing reviews for books I love, I am going to spill to you, strangers of the Internet, all of my secrets. Okay, not all, but five.
1. I used to be majorly obsessed with Seventeen magazine. Back then, I begged my parents numerous times over the dinner table to buy me a subscription (all the savings!), but they always refused. In hindsight, that was probably a good thing because I soon got tired of all the high-definition pages of clothes, shoes, and make-up. The real sustenance was located in the back and only covered 4-5 pages. I'm proud to say that nowadays I blow my money on more worthy things, like badly-written YA novels that induce headaches.
2.
That's a biggie.
3. I'm a huge fan of Taylor Swift, even though liking her is an extremely uncool thing these days. Her lyrics are prose spun into music, that's all the reason I need.
4. I sometimes think The Book Thief is better than the Harry Potter series. Then I make a pro-vs-con list in my head and all is right in the world once more.
5. I love Kinsella's work. A lot of people hate them and I get it. Her heroines are essentially recycled book to book. The love interest is usually American and a logical businessman compared to the scatterbrained MC. They're filled with first-world problems and limited character growth. The problems work themselves out most of the time and the MC and Mr. Businessman go home happy and schmooze.
But at the same time, they're also fun, compulsively readable, and keep me up reading til 2am on a school night because I can't stop flipping the pages. They remind me that reading is indeed a hobby and something I look forward to after a long day, unlike some books I could mention *cough*The Death Cure*cough*
So the next time someone asks me who my favorite authors are, I'll say: "Stephen King, J. K Rowling, George R.R. Martin, Julie Kagawa, Markus Zusak, Meg Cabot, Sophie Kinsella—Yes, Sophie Kinsella."
November 26, 2016
2.5 stars
"it was ok" is seriously such an accurate description of this book. good job, description-that-hovers-over-the-2-star-rating!
emma, our main character, is monumentally irritating. she compulsively lies about things that she shouldn't have to lie about, and is so horrendously unprofessional in her workplace, it's a wonder that she's maintained her job for as long as she has. and yet, somehow, she's an interesting and genuine person in the eyes of a multimillionaire. ok.
i think there's a marked improvement in the book's storytelling and humor past the halfway mark, which is quite a commitment tbh. but there are a few lines where i laughed out loud. it takes a while for the humor to be funny, but when it gets there, it's great.
"it was ok" is seriously such an accurate description of this book. good job, description-that-hovers-over-the-2-star-rating!
emma, our main character, is monumentally irritating. she compulsively lies about things that she shouldn't have to lie about, and is so horrendously unprofessional in her workplace, it's a wonder that she's maintained her job for as long as she has. and yet, somehow, she's an interesting and genuine person in the eyes of a multimillionaire. ok.
i think there's a marked improvement in the book's storytelling and humor past the halfway mark, which is quite a commitment tbh. but there are a few lines where i laughed out loud. it takes a while for the humor to be funny, but when it gets there, it's great.
December 10, 2024
4.5 Stars
Sophie Kinsella strikes again. This is a very entertaining and light-hearted book that made me laugh out loud. I don't really get comedy as such, but this author can certainly make me laugh.
Sophie Kinsella strikes again. This is a very entertaining and light-hearted book that made me laugh out loud. I don't really get comedy as such, but this author can certainly make me laugh.
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