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Taken by the T-Rex
Drin is her tribe’s chief huntress; she lives for the thrill of the hunt. Men and sex hold no allure for her, as Drin has never found a partner to satisfy her. When a T-Rex descends upon her village, destroying it, Drin demands that the tribe’s hunters go in search of the beast and slaughter it. Opting for safety instead of revenge, the tribe moves to a new location, hoping that the big beast won’t follow them.
It does.
Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh...
Dinosaur Erotica.
It does.
Drin taunts the beast, giving her tribes mates time to flee. As she runs, leading it through a gauntlet of traps, the thrill of the hunt soars through her blood, leaving her wet with desire. When the angry T-Rex corners the huntress in a box canyon, it seems more interested in her wet womanhood than in her flesh...
Dinosaur Erotica.
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First published September 27, 2013
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April 7, 2014
Truly a masterpiece of modern literature, Taken by the T-Rex tells the story of Drin. In the story that has the proportions of Dante's Inferno, Simms expertly relays the historically accurate (Hodgkins, Smith, 1996) tale of how a young woman must overcome her assigned gender-role of gatherer in a tribal society of cavemen. It becomes obvious early on that Drin is smarter and more articulate than the males in her tribe, but still, the men's rule is absolute (Wilson, 2001).
But when the biggest threat of them all, the Tyrannosaurus Rex, attacks the village for a second time in a short period of time, Drin must rely on her cunning and her wit to get the great lizard to stop killing everyone. This despite the fact that the men's approach of brute force and use of weapons has failed and even angered the beast more. Drin must face the dinosaur alone - armed only with useless weapons, her body and her mind - or face death. Not just her death, but the death of everyone she knows or cares about.
This is very much a coming of age story as it is a tale of defense against an enemy that is too big to fathom in modern times. Drin is 22 years old at the time this story takes place. She has no discernible interests at the beginning of the story and lacks any kind of maturity. Her peers already have children, but Drin is still a virgin. Her peers are settled in a harsh world of hunting and gathering, but Drin seeks her place, not being content with the role society wants to give her (Wilson, 2001). So while the threat of the great beast persists, Drin must not only come to terms with her suddenly being the defender of her tribe but also with the sexual awakening usually associated with puberty (Lee, 1993).
The end is cathartic, Drin is released from the shackles that her society has put on her and her worth as a fighter - a defender - has been proven to not only her tribe, but also to herself. Her tribe takes her back, praises her as a saviour, which proves that the unorthodox approach that Drin has taken has become a valid way of going about things. Readers understand that thinking outside the box and approaching problems from a different angle is something that - while often discouraged in our western society (Erskine, 2009) - should be done more often, even if it means that some temporary hardship has to be endured.
Solving the problem of the murderous beast rampaging through her village is something Drin does by means of compassion and by considering the beast's feelings. While the males of the tribe resorted to violence and contrarianism, Drin shows compassion and empathy, even when faced with something that she can't communicate with or reason with. This is coupled with the question of how far the concept of "Taking one for the Team" can and should be taken (Wheeler, 2013).
The book raises the moral question whether or not the end always justifies the means. While I personally disagree with that approach, Taken by the T-Rex raises a compelling argument. While it's not a new approach, asking whether the lives of the many outweigh the well-being of the few (Bennett, Sowards, 1982), the book's impressive vocabulary and unique historical setting shed new light onto the matter. This is due to the removal of all that is familiar to our modern way of living and thus leaving readers alone with the emotions and integrity of the main protagonist.
Ultimately, Drin returns to her clansmen with newfound confidence, ready and willing to take on new challenges.
Sources:
Hodgkins, William; Smith, Thomas, (1996): Close Encounters - the Prehistoric Man's Defense against Wildlife, p. 76-89
Wilson, Samuel F. (2001): Analysis of the Patriarchy in Neanderthal Culture, p. 16-21; p. 43-49
Lee, Jeannette (1993); The Maturity and Sexuality of Neanderthals, p. 8-12
Erskine, Franklin (2009); The Model of Encouragement and Discouragement in a Modern Company Involved in International Markets, p. 171-174
Wheeler, Fiona (2013); The Hardships of Women Endured to Serve a Perceived Greater Good and the Definition Thereof, p. 24-27
Bennet, Harve; Sowards, Jack B. (1982); An Analysis of Needs. Weighing of Needs Against Societal Pressure and the Preconceived Notion of a Greater Good, p. 156-157
But when the biggest threat of them all, the Tyrannosaurus Rex, attacks the village for a second time in a short period of time, Drin must rely on her cunning and her wit to get the great lizard to stop killing everyone. This despite the fact that the men's approach of brute force and use of weapons has failed and even angered the beast more. Drin must face the dinosaur alone - armed only with useless weapons, her body and her mind - or face death. Not just her death, but the death of everyone she knows or cares about.
This is very much a coming of age story as it is a tale of defense against an enemy that is too big to fathom in modern times. Drin is 22 years old at the time this story takes place. She has no discernible interests at the beginning of the story and lacks any kind of maturity. Her peers already have children, but Drin is still a virgin. Her peers are settled in a harsh world of hunting and gathering, but Drin seeks her place, not being content with the role society wants to give her (Wilson, 2001). So while the threat of the great beast persists, Drin must not only come to terms with her suddenly being the defender of her tribe but also with the sexual awakening usually associated with puberty (Lee, 1993).
The end is cathartic, Drin is released from the shackles that her society has put on her and her worth as a fighter - a defender - has been proven to not only her tribe, but also to herself. Her tribe takes her back, praises her as a saviour, which proves that the unorthodox approach that Drin has taken has become a valid way of going about things. Readers understand that thinking outside the box and approaching problems from a different angle is something that - while often discouraged in our western society (Erskine, 2009) - should be done more often, even if it means that some temporary hardship has to be endured.
Solving the problem of the murderous beast rampaging through her village is something Drin does by means of compassion and by considering the beast's feelings. While the males of the tribe resorted to violence and contrarianism, Drin shows compassion and empathy, even when faced with something that she can't communicate with or reason with. This is coupled with the question of how far the concept of "Taking one for the Team" can and should be taken (Wheeler, 2013).
The book raises the moral question whether or not the end always justifies the means. While I personally disagree with that approach, Taken by the T-Rex raises a compelling argument. While it's not a new approach, asking whether the lives of the many outweigh the well-being of the few (Bennett, Sowards, 1982), the book's impressive vocabulary and unique historical setting shed new light onto the matter. This is due to the removal of all that is familiar to our modern way of living and thus leaving readers alone with the emotions and integrity of the main protagonist.
Ultimately, Drin returns to her clansmen with newfound confidence, ready and willing to take on new challenges.
Sources:
Hodgkins, William; Smith, Thomas, (1996): Close Encounters - the Prehistoric Man's Defense against Wildlife, p. 76-89
Wilson, Samuel F. (2001): Analysis of the Patriarchy in Neanderthal Culture, p. 16-21; p. 43-49
Lee, Jeannette (1993); The Maturity and Sexuality of Neanderthals, p. 8-12
Erskine, Franklin (2009); The Model of Encouragement and Discouragement in a Modern Company Involved in International Markets, p. 171-174
Wheeler, Fiona (2013); The Hardships of Women Endured to Serve a Perceived Greater Good and the Definition Thereof, p. 24-27
Bennet, Harve; Sowards, Jack B. (1982); An Analysis of Needs. Weighing of Needs Against Societal Pressure and the Preconceived Notion of a Greater Good, p. 156-157
October 7, 2019
4 Kinky cave fun Stars
There is a thin line between anger and passion. Drin is a kinky cave girl that just learned that lesson. Drin is a hunter woman that has no desire for sex. She tried it once and didn't like it. She loves to hunt. One day she returns home from a hunt, with the others of the hunting party to find her village destroyed by the T-rex. Everyone remaining wants to just pack up and move but Drin wants revenge. She knows the T-rex will come back and she is prepared. While all the others are enjoying sex and getting on with their lives, Drin is setting up traps to kill the T-rex.
So a few month later the T-rex has returned and she gets her chance at killing the big beast. She pisses him off and gets him to chase her towards her traps. However when he is chasing her she finds herself a little turned on. Then after two trap fails the t-rex grabs her but he doesn't eat her. Nope. He smells her and then rips her bottoms off and tries to jam his 2 foot long baby arm cock in her vag. Of course it doesn't work, but it kinda feels good rubbing against her. Drin decides the best chance she has of living through this is to jack the t-rex off with her whole body. They both get off and he lets her live. Not the cave man that came to help her though. He eats that little bitch and leaves. Drin goes back to the village tells everyone that the other died protecting her, a hero, and that the t-rex just left bored. At the end she decides she will find a young man and have him please her in bed now that the t-rex woke her sexual hunger.
I never expect much going into these kinds of books. I know they are just silly books, with hilarious covers, that I playfully read around Halloween as a joke. This book was pretty good as far as these books go. The writing wasn't too bad and the story was mildly funny.
There is a thin line between anger and passion. Drin is a kinky cave girl that just learned that lesson. Drin is a hunter woman that has no desire for sex. She tried it once and didn't like it. She loves to hunt. One day she returns home from a hunt, with the others of the hunting party to find her village destroyed by the T-rex. Everyone remaining wants to just pack up and move but Drin wants revenge. She knows the T-rex will come back and she is prepared. While all the others are enjoying sex and getting on with their lives, Drin is setting up traps to kill the T-rex.
So a few month later the T-rex has returned and she gets her chance at killing the big beast. She pisses him off and gets him to chase her towards her traps. However when he is chasing her she finds herself a little turned on. Then after two trap fails the t-rex grabs her but he doesn't eat her. Nope. He smells her and then rips her bottoms off and tries to jam his 2 foot long baby arm cock in her vag. Of course it doesn't work, but it kinda feels good rubbing against her. Drin decides the best chance she has of living through this is to jack the t-rex off with her whole body. They both get off and he lets her live. Not the cave man that came to help her though. He eats that little bitch and leaves. Drin goes back to the village tells everyone that the other died protecting her, a hero, and that the t-rex just left bored. At the end she decides she will find a young man and have him please her in bed now that the t-rex woke her sexual hunger.
I never expect much going into these kinds of books. I know they are just silly books, with hilarious covers, that I playfully read around Halloween as a joke. This book was pretty good as far as these books go. The writing wasn't too bad and the story was mildly funny.
August 9, 2016
A few days ago, whilst piddling around on the t'interwebs, I came across this. Naturally, I immediately shared the news with my friends and, once they'd finished coming up with all of the filthy dinosaur names they could think of (pterodicktyl and triceracocks being my favourites), it as suggested that I read it for them. And so I did. You owe me, you bastards...
Drin is the chief huntress of her village - one that's been smashed up by a T-Rex. Sadly for Drin, it didn't stop there but smashed up most of the villagers too, leaving smashed bodies lying smashed among the smashed homes of the smashed villages. The authors clearly liked this word, using it so much I soon wanted to smash them in the head with a thesaurus. Bent on revenge, Drin proposes to the survivors that they hunt the T-Rex and kill it, but they all realise that would be fucking stupid and decide to just settle elsewhere. But - ruh roh! - the T-Rex shows up again and so Drin acts as bait to lure it away from the villagers.
Being a huntress, she finds the thrill of the chase incredibly exciting. So exciting, in fact, that she's soon so horny she's tempted to stop and masturbate, but settles for forgetting where she's going. Which is the cue for the T-Rex to grab her in his wee little arms, rip her clothes off and pop its lipstick out.
If, like me, you were wondering how sex with a T-Rex would even be possible, what with the size and all, I'm happy to report that it's not. Unhappily, it turns out that it is possible to wank one off. Drin won't get her Happy-Ever-After with this dude though, as he's a love 'em and leave 'em kinda guy and buggers off as soon as he's done, leaving Drin covered in his goo and leaving me feeling like Ace Ventura...
I can very definitely say that I will never read any dino-porn again.
**Also posted at Randomly Reading and Ranting**
Drin is the chief huntress of her village - one that's been smashed up by a T-Rex. Sadly for Drin, it didn't stop there but smashed up most of the villagers too, leaving smashed bodies lying smashed among the smashed homes of the smashed villages. The authors clearly liked this word, using it so much I soon wanted to smash them in the head with a thesaurus. Bent on revenge, Drin proposes to the survivors that they hunt the T-Rex and kill it, but they all realise that would be fucking stupid and decide to just settle elsewhere. But - ruh roh! - the T-Rex shows up again and so Drin acts as bait to lure it away from the villagers.
Being a huntress, she finds the thrill of the chase incredibly exciting. So exciting, in fact, that she's soon so horny she's tempted to stop and masturbate, but settles for forgetting where she's going. Which is the cue for the T-Rex to grab her in his wee little arms, rip her clothes off and pop its lipstick out.
If, like me, you were wondering how sex with a T-Rex would even be possible, what with the size and all, I'm happy to report that it's not. Unhappily, it turns out that it is possible to wank one off. Drin won't get her Happy-Ever-After with this dude though, as he's a love 'em and leave 'em kinda guy and buggers off as soon as he's done, leaving Drin covered in his goo and leaving me feeling like Ace Ventura...
I can very definitely say that I will never read any dino-porn again.
**Also posted at Randomly Reading and Ranting**
March 27, 2015
NEVER AGAIN!!! I think I might be scarred :/
March 17, 2017
1 star
A continuation of Frankie and Rachelle's night of erotic ridiculousness
In a Word: Boring
Me and Rachelle are NOT good at choosing good erotic ridiculousness
What I did like
Ok so seriously, this story starts out pretty bloody and brutal and I was SO READY because I love those things. I was rather impressed for like 4 pages when this erotic ridiculousness actually sounded like the beginning to a potentially decent YA fiction book. It started to build relationships and a culture and I was actually sort of into it (but not for what it actually was).
That brings us to the .....
What I did not like
The problem is, I was in this for laughs and it was way too serious... you know ... until it was just weird. Directly after the decent beginning, it just got boring and slow and uneventful for far too long considering what this was supposed to be. I sort of got the idea that the author started writing something pretty good in the YA fiction genre and then got busy and decided "ah, what the f*ck, I'll just end it here and have a dinosaur f*ck her and slap an erotic fiction label on it. Easy peasy."
And that was that.
.
In Conclusion
Nope
A continuation of Frankie and Rachelle's night of erotic ridiculousness
In a Word: Boring
Me and Rachelle are NOT good at choosing good erotic ridiculousness
What I did like
Ok so seriously, this story starts out pretty bloody and brutal and I was SO READY because I love those things. I was rather impressed for like 4 pages when this erotic ridiculousness actually sounded like the beginning to a potentially decent YA fiction book. It started to build relationships and a culture and I was actually sort of into it (but not for what it actually was).
That brings us to the .....
What I did not like
The problem is, I was in this for laughs and it was way too serious... you know ... until it was just weird. Directly after the decent beginning, it just got boring and slow and uneventful for far too long considering what this was supposed to be. I sort of got the idea that the author started writing something pretty good in the YA fiction genre and then got busy and decided "ah, what the f*ck, I'll just end it here and have a dinosaur f*ck her and slap an erotic fiction label on it. Easy peasy."
And that was that.
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In Conclusion
Nope
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February 8, 2017
Gather round people and hear the magnificent story of sex with a T-rex because for some reason having something scaly rub against you is bone achingly sweet.
So we have Drin: Drin is strong, Drin is capable. Drin is one of the best gaddamn hunters there is 
but unfortunately Drin hasn't experienced mind blowing sex because at her first try "she had allowed one of the younger men to have her; the whole experience had been thoroughly boring and painful" (rookie mistake i might add but hey) so now Drin is all
she basically lives for hunting (same difference)
Enter Rexy: All Rexy wants to do is hunt and eat the puny humans . 
and he does this spectacularly.
So anyways, a bunch of stuff happens and let's just fast forward to what we all got this book for: 
Right so Drin decides to hunt Rexy cos Rexy's line of work is bad for business. So she's hunting Rexy and with no explanation whatsoever she starts getting horny. (side note: Now at this point i'm just like huh?? but i'm like screw reason Sade, you're reading a book that's basically about a dinosaur getting it's rocks off with a human.)
Anyways our heroine is cornered there's no place to run, Rexy grabs her she thinks she's going to become supper but Rexy's got plans. oh has he got plans *wink wink*
Anyway's this book is a cop out because for some reason these authors want to write books with humans having sex with lizards or some other weird animal but are probably too grossed out to work the whole lizard biology in (So while reading this, like the crazy in this book wasn't enough, i researched lizards getting their freak on and lizard genitalia and well let's just say i can never un-see what i saw). i mean Rexy had human genitalia (just extremely, like extremely bigger) it even had semen. Wonder if it's supposed to make dinosaur sex more relatable.
You may want to raise your eyebrow at this book and go what in the world is this? but i'll leave you with this (it's from the internet so obviously it's true. :p) to make the transition to reading this book easier. 
It's all love people :)
January 3, 2016
Právě jsem dočetl dinosauří porno.
January 1, 2014
I'm surprised this book gets such poor reviews! It's basically an American treasure! I'd give it 5 stars but it was just a bit lacking in the character development department. And it could've used a lot more description of dinosaur wangs.
October 15, 2013
JAJAJAJAJA tenía que leer toda esta nueva onda dino-porno. No pude evitarlo.
Tiene gore, sexo, una protagonista valiente, un macho alfa dominante y sus momentos de aburrimiento como cualquier libro, asi que es una excelente opción para pasar un momento agradable *sarcasmo*
En realidad sí es aburrido y el sexo es bastante perturbador. La curiosidad es algo horrible a veces :P
October 23, 2013
In reading the news regarding the re-casting of Christian Grey in the 50 Shades of Gray movie, I came across an article (on MTV.com I believe) about other erotic books to read while awaiting the movie to come out that listed this series. I thought to myself "Really, How is that possible. OMG my curiousity has been peaked. I need to figure this out." So I picked up this book (more like short story) and OMFG WHAT DID I READ! Plot is terrible (but really what did you expect), sex scene was ridiculous and graphic (VERY VERY GRAPHIC), so many grammatical/formatting/typographical errors. Over all this was horrible, HORRIBLY AWESOME! I lol'd and blushed and couldn't stop myself from say WTF did I just read, so I bought the next one, and the next one, and the next one, 7 dinosaur erotica "books" in total. They are terrible, hysterical, graphic, and amazing all in one. I branched out to the author's Dragon and Werewolf stories, those are just terrible. I'm almost ashamed to say I enjoyed these, but I did, and I actually am ashamed. I don't recommend to anyone, that would be way to embarrassing. I didn't even want to list them, but I'm trying to track everything I read. So DON'T READ THIS BOOK! AND DON'T SEARCH MY READ LIST AND SEE HOW MANY OF THEM I'VE ACTUALLY READ!
May 9, 2016
'Nuff said.
July 26, 2015
The story is horrible however I didn't read it because I thought it would be good. I read it because I was curious of the physics involved for a human woman to have sex with a T-Rex. Check out my video review of the book here: PLUS I USE A T-REX PUPPET! - http://youtu.be/8-SPs6mQ6t8
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September 2, 2023Strašně strašný! Ale tak alespoň jeden čtenářský bizár si v životě musí prožít každý.
June 26, 2025
Title: Taken by the T-Rex – Or How to Ruin Your Brain in 17 Pages
Rating : ★☆☆☆☆ (One Star, Because I Still Have Eyes)
If you've read my reviews, you know I read everything. I love exploring new genres, new tropes, and new stories. So why did I read this?
To torture myself. Obviously.
This is the literal definition of how to destroy your life in 17 pages or less.
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Why I Picked This Up (Send Help)
I used to think Beauty and the Beast was the ultimate monster romance. Innocent me thought, “What’s this whole monster romance craze?” Then I saw the cover, and... okay, it should’ve been obvious what was coming. But I refused to believe something like this truly existed. Surely this isn’t serious, right?
Wrong.
So, so wrong.
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The “Plot” (Can You Even Call It That?)
We follow Drin, a woman from some kind of Jurassic tribe. She’s a badass—hunter, soldier, doesn’t care for men, and very alpha female vibes. Honestly? I liked her. Until she… did what she did.
A T-Rex attacks their village. Instead of running, Drin tries to lure it into a trap she built since the villagers didn’t evacuate like she told them to. Admirable. Strategic. Brave.
But, of course, the trap fails.
So, the T-Rex almost eats her.
Almost.
Because then she gets eaten… in a different way.
And no. I wasn't ready.
I thought I was ready.
I was not ready.
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Brain.exe Has Stopped Working
I’m not even going to explain what happens. If you’ve got imagination, just know this book will push it to the absolute limit—to the point where you’ll wish you had none. My once-proud brain, the same brain that understood Shakespeare and Greek myth, has now processed the logistics of T-Rex anatomy in a romantic context.
Yes.
This book gave the dinosaur a dick.
And apparently, Drin feels LUST. Toward a literal thunder-lizard with claws, scales, and teeth that could snap her in half like a toothpick. I once got nightmares from the T-Rex in Nobita’s Dinosaur. And here’s Drin, out here getting horny while her village is burning down.
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Final Thoughts (If I Still Had Thoughts)
The tagline was something like “for your darkest desires, not for the faint of heart.”
No lies detected.
This was not for the faint. Or the sane.
If your darkest desire includes inter-species Jurassic playtime and you enjoy saying "yes" to brain damage, go off. You do you.
But for the rest of us?
Just… don’t.
Don’t do this to your brain. It already works overtime on your homework.
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In Summary:
I picked up this book for “genre exploration.”
What I got was emotional whiplash, visual trauma, and a very broken imagination.
Do not recommend it.
Not even as a joke.
Unless you hate yourself. In that case... enjoy.
Rating : ★☆☆☆☆ (One Star, Because I Still Have Eyes)
If you've read my reviews, you know I read everything. I love exploring new genres, new tropes, and new stories. So why did I read this?
To torture myself. Obviously.
This is the literal definition of how to destroy your life in 17 pages or less.
---
Why I Picked This Up (Send Help)
I used to think Beauty and the Beast was the ultimate monster romance. Innocent me thought, “What’s this whole monster romance craze?” Then I saw the cover, and... okay, it should’ve been obvious what was coming. But I refused to believe something like this truly existed. Surely this isn’t serious, right?
Wrong.
So, so wrong.
---
The “Plot” (Can You Even Call It That?)
We follow Drin, a woman from some kind of Jurassic tribe. She’s a badass—hunter, soldier, doesn’t care for men, and very alpha female vibes. Honestly? I liked her. Until she… did what she did.
A T-Rex attacks their village. Instead of running, Drin tries to lure it into a trap she built since the villagers didn’t evacuate like she told them to. Admirable. Strategic. Brave.
But, of course, the trap fails.
So, the T-Rex almost eats her.
Almost.
Because then she gets eaten… in a different way.
And no. I wasn't ready.
I thought I was ready.
I was not ready.
---
Brain.exe Has Stopped Working
I’m not even going to explain what happens. If you’ve got imagination, just know this book will push it to the absolute limit—to the point where you’ll wish you had none. My once-proud brain, the same brain that understood Shakespeare and Greek myth, has now processed the logistics of T-Rex anatomy in a romantic context.
Yes.
This book gave the dinosaur a dick.
And apparently, Drin feels LUST. Toward a literal thunder-lizard with claws, scales, and teeth that could snap her in half like a toothpick. I once got nightmares from the T-Rex in Nobita’s Dinosaur. And here’s Drin, out here getting horny while her village is burning down.
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Final Thoughts (If I Still Had Thoughts)
The tagline was something like “for your darkest desires, not for the faint of heart.”
No lies detected.
This was not for the faint. Or the sane.
If your darkest desire includes inter-species Jurassic playtime and you enjoy saying "yes" to brain damage, go off. You do you.
But for the rest of us?
Just… don’t.
Don’t do this to your brain. It already works overtime on your homework.
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In Summary:
I picked up this book for “genre exploration.”
What I got was emotional whiplash, visual trauma, and a very broken imagination.
Do not recommend it.
Not even as a joke.
Unless you hate yourself. In that case... enjoy.
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October 5, 2013I got this thing, I would not call it book, but thing as gift. I thought that I saw many strange things, and read the worst of the worst which mankind could produce...I was terribly wrong. This is not book this is madness.
The taste of language style:
"Drin has good thought for killing big lizard. Srie also has good thought in saying we can't fight big lizard. We are small, he is big. We can't win.
This sentence illustrates the problem of the tribe who had its village partially eaten by T-Rex and tried to figure what to do. Drin, heroine aka chief huntress proposed a solution, which was not fulfilled at the end. Author decided to write carnage scene like eating huts with inhabitants still inside, then surviving villager having party with drugs on the carnage scene. They stayed at the place.
Insert dramatic music and sounds of thunder.
"Cover yourself, man," she ordered him. "The big lizard has found us!" Both she and Drin ran trough the new huts, screaming the news and rousing people who were taking opportunity of the storm to rest or have sex.
T-Rex entered the scene and Drin with stick was the solo welcoming committee.
Oh and by the way human can easily out run T-rex. Yeah, good to know. "facepalm" Drin was trying to kill dino, but dino caught her in his paws...time for Drin to have erected nipples...no kidding...it is written in that thing...seriously. It is dino erotica right? So time for the action...enough of running around.
Well T-rex was holding her in his paws (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-rex - there is need to see the picture to get to the point of utter idiocy of the scene) and tried to get in ehm Drin's tight ...yes down there ... with his ...yes HIS... well did not work and she was riding HIS thing like pole dancing stripper. Facial got the different meaning and heroine nearly drowned in pool of dino's products.
I am mentally disturbed after reading this 17 pages of dino's cum and trash of literature.
Avoid at all costs!!!!!!
The taste of language style:
"Drin has good thought for killing big lizard. Srie also has good thought in saying we can't fight big lizard. We are small, he is big. We can't win.
This sentence illustrates the problem of the tribe who had its village partially eaten by T-Rex and tried to figure what to do. Drin, heroine aka chief huntress proposed a solution, which was not fulfilled at the end. Author decided to write carnage scene like eating huts with inhabitants still inside, then surviving villager having party with drugs on the carnage scene. They stayed at the place.
Insert dramatic music and sounds of thunder.
"Cover yourself, man," she ordered him. "The big lizard has found us!" Both she and Drin ran trough the new huts, screaming the news and rousing people who were taking opportunity of the storm to rest or have sex.
T-Rex entered the scene and Drin with stick was the solo welcoming committee.
Oh and by the way human can easily out run T-rex. Yeah, good to know. "facepalm" Drin was trying to kill dino, but dino caught her in his paws...time for Drin to have erected nipples...no kidding...it is written in that thing...seriously. It is dino erotica right? So time for the action...enough of running around.
Well T-rex was holding her in his paws (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-rex - there is need to see the picture to get to the point of utter idiocy of the scene) and tried to get in ehm Drin's tight ...yes down there ... with his ...yes HIS... well did not work and she was riding HIS thing like pole dancing stripper. Facial got the different meaning and heroine nearly drowned in pool of dino's products.
I am mentally disturbed after reading this 17 pages of dino's cum and trash of literature.
Avoid at all costs!!!!!!
November 30, 2015
Neptejte se... četla jsem o tomhle článek, zděsila se a byla jsem přirozeně zvědavá... No... co k tomu říct. Moje oči byly vypáleny... ale! Jediné štěstí, že to nejhorší bylo až na konci, jinak to byla taková pěkná pohádka o tom, jak T-Rex vraždí vesnici a žere lidi... Je libo sex s dinosaurem?
1/5*
1/5*
May 31, 2015
Well. That was complete and utter bullshit, just as expected. :D
November 8, 2022
HAHAHAHA WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WAS THAT? I SEE ONE TWEET ABOUT THIS BOOK AND BECAUSE IM A CURIOUS LITTLE HOE BAG OF COURSE I HAD TO READ IT AND NOW IM TRAMUATIZED
February 25, 2016
The horrible truth is that I've read worse books.
March 24, 2017
I only read this book because my guild in war of warcraft was reading snippets from this book and laughing til we cried.
April 11, 2017
La première fois que j'ai entendu parler du dino porn, j'ai cru que c'était une blague, un poisson d'avril qui aurait mal tourné, un truc bizarre né sur le net au même titre que le Slender Man ou le Nyan Cat. Sauf que … C'EST RÉEL !!! Et il y en a partout !! Avec des Tricératops, des Vélociraptors, des Ptérodactyles etc etc
Pour moi, les dinosaures avant c'était ça :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8G95...
Ou ça :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H144...
Mais, quand Cécile (dont le blog http://leslecturesdececile.fr est à ranger dans la catégorie « PFIOULALA JE SUIS FAN ») a relancé pour la deuxième année consécutive son challenge « Oh my ! Cette couverture », je n'ai pas pu résister.
La couverture
Je ne sais pas trop par où commencer. Je veux dire, je ne comprend pas que quelqu'un ait pu penser à écrire ça mais au moins, il aurait pu tenter de compenser avec la couverture !!
Est-ce qu'on parle de la meuf « très préhistorique » au premier plan, avec son jean et son haut de bikini très bling bling, ses oreilles percés et son maquillage yeux de braise ??
Est-ce qu'on parle du T-Rex qui fait très figurine de paquet de céréales ??
Est-ce qu'on parle du fait qu'elle et le T-Rex ont l'air d'avoir été découpé par un gamin avec Paint et coller sur un fond qui traînait ??
Est-ce qu'on parle de l'arrière-plan champêtre avec son soleil façon lampe bon marché ??
Bref, je crois que tout est dit =)
L'histoire
En une phrase : un T-Rex attaque plusieurs fois un village et la deuxième fois, il décide de se faire une des chasseuses.
Fin
Le résumé parfait d'un truc bourré d'incohérences et au style plutôt fadasse (à part quand Drin, l'héroïne, chasse : là il y a quelques pseudo tentatives pour faire des trucs un peu « lyriques »)
Bon vous me direz, entre écrire un dinoporn et un roman historique, il y a un univers ...
OUI MAIS !!
Même si le livre a dit mille défauts que je ne prendrais pas la peine de citer, le truc qui m'a le plus choqué (si on excepte la dinophilie, le style pourri, les personnages ...) c'est la présence des humains ET des dinosaures. Je veux dire, hello il est censé y avoir au moins 60 millions d'années entre l'apparition des premiers et la disparition des seconds !! A la limite, l'auteur aurait pu faire un truc avec un voyage dans le temps mais là …
(Oui, je sais, quand on commence à réfléchir sur les scénarios possibles où un dinosaure et une humaine pourraient avoir des relations sexuelles, c'est mauvais signe ... ><)
Et je parle pas du T-Rex qui laisse des tas de bouts d'humains partout pour bien angoisser les petits humains alors que, techniquement, quand un T-Rex a faim, ben il bouffe tout sur son passage et puis c'est tout !!
Après, il y a pas mal de trucs que je n'ai pas trop compris :
- La scène de deuil où tout le monde se drogue pour communier avec les morts ou je ne sais pas quoi, ce qui entraîne des hallucinations qui s'étirent sur plusieurs pages … Pour rien.
- Les personnages. Il y en a trois dont on connaît le prénom et dont on a aucune description (ou alors deux trucs dits en passant) : Drin l'héroïne, Grul un mec de la tribu et la meuf de Grul dont je me rappelle plus le nom. Et puis il y a le T-Rex. Et les autres personnes de la tribu. Voilà.
Grul est LE personnage le plus passionnant : Grul parle de lui à la troisième personne tout le temps (Normal c'est un homme préhistorique) et Grul sert surtout à rajouter un peu de piment dans l'intrigue (En fait, Grul est quasi là uniquement pour servir d'exemple pour illustrer la vie sexuelle des hommes préhistoriques)
Le T-Rex est le personnage le plus mystérieux. C'est un jeune, il a faim, il bouffe des villageois à la pelle, il n'est pas si bête que ça et … Voilà c'est tout. Ah si, en fait, je suis presque sûre qu'à un moment on a son point de vue … Pendant genre cinq lignes. Mais c'était pas très très clair non plus.
Passons à l'héroïne, Drin. Drin a perdu toute sa famille dans la première attaque du T-Rex donc Drin veut se venger mais les autres du village sont des trouillards (Bon, en même temps, vu qu'ils ont que des cailloux pour se défendre, on ne peut pas trop leur en vouloir …) A part ça, Drin est une merveilleuse chasseuse (comme l'auteur ne cesse de le répéter toutes les dix lignes) C'est d'ailleurs pour ça qu'elle décide de s'attaquer toute seule au T-rex avec une pierre et un bâton et qu'elle est tout à fait sûre de pouvoir le distancer en courant très très vite (Quelqu'un n'a apparemment jamais regardé Jurassic Park ...)
Ah oui et j'allais oublier : la chasse excite à mort Drin. Nan, je déconne pas, pas l'excitation genre « Ohhhh le dernier Karen Marie Moning est sortie, Barroonns est de retouuur », nan plutôt du genre « Pfiou je suis en train de me faire courser par un T-Rex furax et j'hésite vraiment à m'arrêter pour me masturber »
(Moi j'aurais plutôt eu envie de pisser dessus mais bon ce n'est que mon humble avis ...)
Bref, je ne vais pas tourner dix ans autour du pot, les ¾ du livre sont là seulement pour amener à LA scène de sexe avec le dinosaure
LA scène
Comment, me direz vous, la fille qui a vu sa mère et la moitié de son village mâchouillés par un T-Rex va finir en quelques pages par s'envoyer (plus ou moins) en l'air avec ledit T-Rex ??
Et bien en réalité c'est une STRATEGIE !! Et oui car après la course poursuite excitante, quand le T-Rex a fini par coincer Drin (Et oui, elle n'est pas arrivée à le distancer la pauvre ... Comme c'est bizarre !!), on découvre qu'il ne voulait pas la bouffer … Mais la baiser !!
Pause
Je ne sais pas si vous avez déjà vu/imaginé un pénis de dinosaure (J'ai toujours rêvé de poser cette question) Disons que, grosso modo, un T-Rex fait 13m de hauteur sur 5m de largeur … Si vous êtes bon en proportions et tout, je vous laisse imaginer la bête et tous ses appendices
Fin de pause
Naturellement, l'auteur va nous décrire le pénis (que l’héroïne n'identifie pas immédiatement en tant que tel): il a la taille et l'épaisseur d'un bras et il finit en une grosse pointe rouge sombre ... PAS DE PANIQUE, TOUT VA BIEN !!
BREF, quand l'héroïne réalise ça, ben elle flippe (Enfin, une réaction normale !!) et après plusieurs tentatives (avec la participation active de Drin), elle décide de changer de technique et de se servir de son corps entier comme d'un vagin géant. Oui un vagin géant. (Je n'invente rien, c'est dit textuellement) Et c'est ainsi que Drin connaît son premier orgasme (elle avait déjà pris un amant avant mais bon c'est bien connu les hommes préhistoriques sont loin d'assurer au lit …) et son deuxième aussi …
HOURAH !!
Le T-Rex y trouve également son compte et une fois sa petite affaire terminée, et ben il lâche Drin et se prépare à partir vers d'autres cieux (et d'autres casse-croutes ambulants).
SAUF que Grul est là !! Ben oui, Grul, le mec qui parle de lui à la troisième personne, il ne connaît pas cette « nouvelle technique de chasse ». Donc il vient pour sauver Drin !! Sauf que Drin vient d'avoir un double orgasme donc elle est dans le pâté !!
Donc Grul se fait bouffer (Petite rime … Je suis une poétesse née =)) (Et oui, gober un mec est bien l'équivalent dinosaure de la cigarette post-coït)
L'histoire se conclue rapidement avec Drin qui revient au village, raconte un gros bobard et décide de commencer
Voilà voilà =)
Bon c'était pourri (si j'avais pu mettre zéro étoile, je l'aurais fait) mais court heureusement et puis, ça fait toujours une anecdote à sortir en soirée
« Eh au fait, tu connais l'histoire du T-Rex qui avait une grosse ... »
September 6, 2024
I don’t know what i just read
Like literally i have no clue 😂😂
Like literally i have no clue 😂😂
January 12, 2016
I saw this dino erotica on kindle yesterday while cruising for books (yup I said what you thought I said): The world is a dark scary place.
Taken by the T-Rex
Dear Author,
Huffpost brought me here. How? Why?
- Elle
My sad disturbing curiosity clicked "buy now".
17 pages odd pages later.
I need better things to do with my money.
Taken by the T-Rex
Dear Author,
Huffpost brought me here. How? Why?
- Elle
My sad disturbing curiosity clicked "buy now".
17 pages odd pages later.
I need better things to do with my money.
December 31, 2014
????????
Perplexed. I'm just. . . . well, lost for words. A dinosaur. Why would it want to? This is stupid. Just, really. And the teeny T-Rex arms, how would they lift her? How does it have a mammalian type penis? What. The. Fuck???? Literally, the fuck? It's in no way even vaguely conceivable. Was this a drug dared joke write? I don't get it. Fair play to those who do but certainly not me, I cannot avoid my brain questioning the biological physics of the thing. And don't even start me on the historical inaccuracies. Humans and Dinosaurs co-existing. . . is this some sneaky right wing Christianity stuff coming (or even, ha, cumming!) at us from a different angle? Voting tribes people? Just, no. Sorry my friends The Kinky Couple, that Dinosaur Love Story Collection 1 ain't even going on my calibre.
Perplexed. I'm just. . . . well, lost for words. A dinosaur. Why would it want to? This is stupid. Just, really. And the teeny T-Rex arms, how would they lift her? How does it have a mammalian type penis? What. The. Fuck???? Literally, the fuck? It's in no way even vaguely conceivable. Was this a drug dared joke write? I don't get it. Fair play to those who do but certainly not me, I cannot avoid my brain questioning the biological physics of the thing. And don't even start me on the historical inaccuracies. Humans and Dinosaurs co-existing. . . is this some sneaky right wing Christianity stuff coming (or even, ha, cumming!) at us from a different angle? Voting tribes people? Just, no. Sorry my friends The Kinky Couple, that Dinosaur Love Story Collection 1 ain't even going on my calibre.
December 7, 2017
To nejdivnější, co jsem kdy četla. Jedna hvězdička je za to krveprolití.
May 25, 2015
The list of things wrong with this story would be longer than the book itself. Seriously, the blurb has eight grammatical mistakes, and it's only two sentences long! One star for the book. Four stars for all the reviews of it.
July 3, 2015
Hilariously awful
Everything you've heard about and more, this story is just as awful as you'd imagine it to be. I'm giving it two stars because anything this bad deserves points for originality.
Everything you've heard about and more, this story is just as awful as you'd imagine it to be. I'm giving it two stars because anything this bad deserves points for originality.
September 27, 2021
The best part of reading this book was seeing all the highlights from fellow readers.
57 highlighters noted the two foot T-Rex pp
25 highlighters noted the pints of lizard jizz
0 highlighted the dino's post-coital snack of a caveman 🦖
57 highlighters noted the two foot T-Rex pp
25 highlighters noted the pints of lizard jizz
0 highlighted the dino's post-coital snack of a caveman 🦖
Want to read
October 5, 2013I'm thinking about reading this, but I'm afraid I might go blind.
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