First book of free book february!
This was an amateur, unedited level introductory novella/short story to the series.
The names were ridiculous. Nash Dragon. His sword's name is Fang. The mountain of doom. There's a whole Thing(TM) of dragons having long, long names, and it's used as a funny thing many times. Someone starts saying Nash's name and they take, like, an hour or so to finish it. I get it's trying to be a fun introductory fantasy with Riordanesque humor, but it just can't live up to it.
It's also extremely misogynistic. At one point the MC said a spell "as ancient as a man, as difficult as a woman". Oh wow look, the author is edgy, he doesn't understand women bc women are so complicated am I right lolololol XDDD!!! Female dragons are also lighter-scaled than males, and they have EYELASHES. AND MALES DON'T HAVE EYELASHES. That isn't only stupid evolutionary wise, but also really basic overall? Like, it's the most basic thing to put eyelashes onto a thing and say iT's FeMaLe!¡!¡!¡! Look at funko pops. That shit is embarrassing at least.
This one I don't know for sure and a quick google search didn't teach me anything but aren't orcs based on black people bc, you know, Tolkien was racist as fuck? There were orcs here and the MC makes a joke saying that he won't kill anyone, but that orcs don't count as people so, like, he can kill as many orcs as he can. Isn't that just a bit problematic, author? You had nothing best to write?
The whole book is about the MC (human) getting his scales to appear somehow to become a Full Dragon(TM). But most, if not all, of what happens in this book just doesn't go towards that goal, even if he gets his scales in the end. It seems like the author just writes without knowing what will happen next, and he just throws in random events? Oh look, an underground dragon fighting club, a horde of orcs, a horde of trolls, some evil queen. Oh no. A spear to my back that would've at least done a little bit more damage had I done the bare minimum to research what a fucking spear to the lung does.
And overall the main character was unlikable? Obviously a white 200yo man that behaves like he's 15 because men don't emotionally grow after that age. Does what he wants, when something bad happens he cries a bit but then jokes about it, or just cries in a fake manner, or doesn't get any consequence. Every woman in earth loves him (he enters a city and gets catcalled by many women). He knows his way around many many cities. He's strong, and with his sword called Fang (I can't deal with how wolf-scene kid it sounds I'm sorry) he can kill as many orcs as he wants. He gets speared in the back, falls asleep for a few months and nothing happened. He gets a dragon hand. His dad (dragon dad) can't stand him bc he's insufferable and behaves like a 15yo soon-to-be-frat-guy teenager, but he's kind of the heir to the throne just because (he has another siblings but the book kind of writes around why they can't be the heirs) so dragon dad has to bear with him, I guess. He's called NASH. DRAGON. Sorry I can't get over the names today but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Bye, book. Bye, author, honestly don't even write anymore if you're going to write like this