“Why, Mr. Wolf,” I murmured as he nipped again, “what big teeth you have.”
He chuckled. “Come back to the kitchen with me,” he drawled, his voice going dark with promise, “and I’ll show you what else is big. . . .”
Characters
Seth ("The Big Bad Wolf"):
“Once upon a time”, Seth was
”an honorable and gallant knight who traveled through Make Believe, performing heroic deeds and protecting those who couldn’t protect themselves”.
What he thought was just another heroic deed resulted in him killing the love of his life. That turn of events caused a bitter and grief-stricken mother to place a curse on him that turned him into a werewolf. Once that happened he became The Big Bad Wolf and wandered around “lost, heartbroken, hunted and hated.”
Seth is gorgeous, sexy and an incredible chef. This man definitely knows his way around the kitchen. He’s secluded himself near The Refuge because he's afraid to get close to anyone for fear he will be a threat to them. So, he lives a pretty lonely existence.
Some quotes about Seth:
“From my very first glimpse of Seth, I’d seen he was oh-my-God handsome in a rugged, formidable sort of way. But there was a vulnerability there just below the surface that was immensely intriguing.”
“The man hates what he is, what he’s become. He’s lost everyone and everything that was ever important to him. That kind of loss can push a person right over the edge and make him do things he’d never normally consider doing.”
“Hey, I get it,” I told him. “You were cursed by someone magical and now your life is one big woe-is-me parade. You don’t trust any Tales with magic? Fine.
“You sure have the whole emotionally dead loner vibe going for you. At least my emotional range consists of more than just pissed off and apathetic!”
Lavender ("former" fairy godmother to Cinderella):
“Once upon a time” Lavender was the toast of Make Believe and was Cinderella’s fairy godmother. Lavender was
”arguably the most powerful and talented fairy ever born”
but life as a fairy wasn’t all it was cracked up to be with James and Cinderella Charming.
”Having served as fairy godmother to Cinderella and her crooked, philandering, asshole of a husband hadn’t exactly been the carefree life of ease and contentment I’d signed up for.”
Lavender was introduced in book 1 and had pretty much hit rock bottom. The toll of sending the Tales to a new world, enduring the hatred of everyone and having to deal with the “fakeness” of Cinderella and Prince Charming was too much and she became a drunk.
“For decades I’d tried to blame the genie for everything that had happened, claiming to be just as much of a victim as the rest. But in my heart, I knew the truth. And trying to escape my conscience had driven me to the bottom of a bottle.
After a harsh reality check from Red, she picks herself up off the ground and then......makes another mistake with her uncontrollable magic.
“James attacked me and I panicked,” I told her simply. I cast an embarrassed glance her way before adding, “My magic’s been a little hard to control since I’ve been sober.”
She loves her family, but has brought a huge black mark against the family name and her mother is not so forgiving.
“Trust me,” I drawled, “I couldn’t possibly forget how ungrateful and irresponsible I’ve been when you remind me every single time we talk.”
Since the spell fiasco, she has lost everything.
“Stripped of her titles, her name, her wings, her very essence, she was forced to scrape and bow and kiss ass just to get by.
Some quotes about Lavender:
“I’m the fairy whose sucktacular judgment and giant ego got all us Tales into this freaking mess. And I’ve been paying for it ever since. ’Cause if there’s one thing Tales are good at, it’s holding a grudge.”
“I spent longer than I should have in the hotel’s shower, my emotions vacillating between being proud of myself for finally having the courage to break away from the Charmings and being flat-out panicked over what the hell I was going to do now.”
“You know I’m the daughter of the King and Queen of the Seelies. That Puck is my brother. You know I’m on the run from a vindictive little prick of a prince. You know I have trouble controlling my magic.”
"although there were elements that were wrong, missing. Whoever it was hadn’t been able to fully penetrate the spell. The murders that had taken place so far were just practice, I realized, a warm-up for what was coming”
The Story:
During a "magic duel" with Aladdin's genie, the once idolized Lavender (Cinderella's fairy godmother) conjures up a spell that ends up transplanting the characters from the land of Make Believe into the world of Here and Now. Oops. 😐The "Tales" now hate Lavender and after she accidentally burns down Cindy & James Charming’s home, divulges a lot of secrets that could bury James and ultimately shrinks his penis with a spell, Red (Little Red Riding Hood) decides Lavender needs protecting and sends her to Seth (The Big Bad Wolf).
“Suddenly, the It Girl of legend was the most despised Tale this side of Make Believe, a pariah cast off by her own kind.”
Meanwhile, Seth has his own problems. In book 1 he was wanted for questioning in some murders and he always seems to be blamed when people get hurt. Never quite feeling like he fits in and having a bit of a bad reputation, he decides to move to The Refuge for a fresh start.
Both Lavender and Seth are looking for peace, but with Hellhound attacks, dead Ordinaries, some spooky spell stuff and dead people coming to life, the road to peace certainly isn't easy. Add in some smoking-hot sexual tension 🔥🔥 and it’s anything but calm and peaceful. 😝
”symbols used in a ceremony to raise the dead, to reclaim a Tale’s soul from the mists of the Great After.” “There was now no doubt that whoever was committing these murders was attempting to wield the same ancient necromancy spell that was in the book.”
“The necklace is my family’s crest,” I explained, deliberately refusing to answer the question. “It’s woven with a binding spell that contains my true name. When a fairy gives her name to another, it binds him to her. Forever. It’s not something we ever do lightly.”
“I suddenly didn’t want to let him push me away. I wanted to know more, see more of the man Seth Wolf truly was. And I wanted him to see me—down to the deepest, darkest recesses of my heart, for good or ill.”
My Thoughts:
The following are my thoughts about this book:
- I loved that perfect Cinderella and Prince Charming were painted in a different light in this book.
- 😂 Lavender cracked me up....
"He claims you used your magic to, uh, significantly reduce the size of his manhood.” Red’s head snapped toward me, her eyes wide. “Did you really shrink his dink?” I didn’t flinch. “He had it coming.”
- I loved the way Seth and Lavender faced off against each other when they first met. You could tell they would have a passionate relationship once they actually liked each other. 😊
“If I’m such a bother, why didn’t you just take me to a hospital instead of bringing me here so you could whine and bitch about taking care of me?” "Maybe I wouldn’t be an asshole about it if you’d show a little gratitude instead of acting like a spoiled brat."
- "Besides,” he added, “how was I supposed to know who you were? You don’t look like a fairy.” I crossed my arms in a huff. “Well you don’t look like a dickhead." "Guess looks can be deceiving.”
- Lavender's brother was a total asshole. Drugging people just to get them to come to his casino was a sleeze thing to do. What a dick!! I thought it would be good for Lavendar to have her brother around at first, but then I saw what kind of Tale he was and I wanted to scream "good riddance"!
“And here I thought your days of using me for your own amusement were gone. I guess next time you decide to pimp me out to save some money, you should let me know first so I’ll know how far to go.”
- Who knew washing dishes could be so steamy!! ☺️ 🔥🔥
- Old Mother Hubbard....what's not to love about her? The perfect grandma-type
“Mama Hubbard came toward me, not waiting for me to go to her, and gave me a hug that was so warm and comforting, I felt like snuggling up against her and asking her to read me a bedtime story.”
. 🤗 🤗
- I loved how the townspeople showed up to help. It’s heartwarming when a community pulls together when one of their own is in trouble. Hansel & Gretel, The Farmer In The Dell, the Old Lady Who Lived In a Shoe and many others showed up to help...
“another group of townspeople showed up to see where they could help, bringing more covered dishes and a peach cobbler.”
- I loved the creativity and the originality.
Overall:
Overall, this series is a big win for me. I loved the first book and was a little unsure whether or not the second one could live up to the fun and entertainment of the previous one. No worries, it delivered exactly what I was hoping for. The “Tales” continued to show up in unexpected and unique ways and the mystery element kept me flipping pages. There wasn’t any point where I was bored or disappointed in the story.
I would suggest reading book 1 first, but I do highly recommend this series. It’s unique, fun, creative, and quite steamy. A win all the way around. 👍
Quotes
“I had no idea you lived here. Trust me, if I had known I would’ve turned right back around. I’m not keen on being your next hot lunch, pal.”
“thanks for saving my life and for not—you know— eating me and everything. I appreciate it.”
“You lost your wings?” he repeated. “How’d you manage that? Aren’t they attached or something?”
"I didn’t misplace them,” I snapped. “They were removed as a punishment after the genie incident.”
“the greater your reputation becomes, the more often you’re tested by those who would love to see you fail.”
“so . . . Harlan . . .” I began, trying to be delicate, but there was really no way of skirting around the obvious. “So, he’s a talking dog.” "Not only that,” Seth replied, “he’s a financial genius! He’s totally turned my stock portfolio around.”
“You’ve given us hope that we all can be something more than just Tales who’ve lost their way”