Honestly this is probably more of a 1.5, 1.25 star rating. A one star feels a bit harsh, so I put it at two, but I might go back and change it later as I mull things over.
Look. Look, okay, I don’t need my books to be literary masterpieces in order to enjoy them. I love a good guilty pleasure. Like dumb things!! It’s okay!! I am fine with that! I love a lot of dumb things!
But this book was so freaking Bad from start to finish with almost no breaks. The characters were paper thin, with basically no personality that went beyond a one-sentence blurb (he’s a cool Asian who fights with swords! She is a gorgeous sorceress lady but oh look she’s also fragile and vulnerable! What conflict!). The main character is the one with the deepest personality, as we experience the story through his point of view. Unfortunately he was such a schmuck I could never find it in my heart to give a shit about him. I would start to be swayed by his potentially very interesting backstory (guy trying to deal with PTSD from the Vietnam war while also adjusting to a new, alien world could’ve been a compelling story!) but then he would casually drop some racist or sexist remark and any sympathy I would have in my heart would evaporate. Plus, as I kind of said before, this guy was an absolute moron, and watching him consistently fail his objectives while somehow garnering the love and respect of everyone around him was super annoying to read.
Look, I could go on. I could talk about how the main female character was a powerful sorceress while also somehow being a totally passive object to won, a dichotomy I never thought I would have the displeasure to see. I could rail on how her entire personality was defined by the men in her life and how shitty that was. I could talk more about the casual racism in this book, because boy howdy is there a lot to unpack there.
But honestly? It’s stupid. It’s just a Bad book my friend. It’d a weird dumb Norse-mythology flavored isekai and now I’ve read it and it’s in my brain and I will never be the person I was before I read it again.
One thing I did like about this book was the pure, fun, fantasy vibe of it. I hadn’t realized how much I had been craving a good, classic fantasy setting, with the dragons and the cloaks and magic and the traveling by horse through nature to a quest. That was fun. That I enjoyed.