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Fondled and Gobbled
The perfect man—with the imperfect cock and oral skills. The Dom who isn’t a dom, and the man who proves it to him. The alien with dessert-flavored semen and three cocks. The older man (a kajillionaire with a penthouse in Seattle…) who has limitless ability to come all night with his naïve little virgin. A woman on a diet who craves a feast of meat and finds herself five Broadshaft Brothers who can deliver.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
82 pages, ebook
First published February 22, 2013
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About the author
Danica Avet
31 books131 followersDanica Avet was born and raised in the wilds of South Louisiana where mosquitoes are big enough to carry off small children and there are only two seasons: hot and hotter. With a BA in History, she figured there were enough fry cooks in the world and decided to try her hand at writing.
Writing is how she gives the voices in her head a way out. They speak to her constantly wanting their stories told and she does her best to accommodate them. She writes paranormal romance and may eventually branch out to contemporaries. When she isn’t writing, working, or contemplating the complexities of the universe, she spends time gathering inspiration from her insane family, reads far more than any sane person would want to, and watches hot burly men chase an oblong ball all over a field.
Writing is how she gives the voices in her head a way out. They speak to her constantly wanting their stories told and she does her best to accommodate them. She writes paranormal romance and may eventually branch out to contemporaries. When she isn’t writing, working, or contemplating the complexities of the universe, she spends time gathering inspiration from her insane family, reads far more than any sane person would want to, and watches hot burly men chase an oblong ball all over a field.
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October 6, 2015
"olive oil? You are like a sexual McGyver"
This is a book of five short stories, five short erotic stories about the funniest most ridiculous tropes in erotica (and maybe even romance). These stories are funny, ridiculous and ridiculously funny.
From the 50 Shades of Grey parody (Steele more stupid and slutty than ever and Grey almost fifty horny as hell)
To the story about the guy who thinks that since he is a badass cope than he is probably also a Dom, only to encounter a real Dom that teaches him what good little sub he really is.
Through the story of the billionaire with the average member and the bad oral skills and the patient woman who tries, really tries to come (I heard Lilly Allen's It's Not Fair in my head)
And the starving woman who decides to enjoy five hunky sausage experts adamant on good customer service (really, from the innuendos and come-on lines this was so funny!! Do people write these things seriously?!) and some pizza for dessert
And the earth girl kidnapped by an alien who was blessed with three (yes, three, WTH?) um...manlihoods. He made her his sex slave (might I add she agreed almost volunteered too happily and he did not really kidnapped her)
Truth is this would have been sad had it not been a parody. But since it was a parody it was very funny.
So embarrassing to admit I read this....I'll just go hide for now
This is a book of five short stories, five short erotic stories about the funniest most ridiculous tropes in erotica (and maybe even romance). These stories are funny, ridiculous and ridiculously funny.
From the 50 Shades of Grey parody (Steele more stupid and slutty than ever and Grey almost fifty horny as hell)
To the story about the guy who thinks that since he is a badass cope than he is probably also a Dom, only to encounter a real Dom that teaches him what good little sub he really is.
Through the story of the billionaire with the average member and the bad oral skills and the patient woman who tries, really tries to come (I heard Lilly Allen's It's Not Fair in my head)
And the starving woman who decides to enjoy five hunky sausage experts adamant on good customer service (really, from the innuendos and come-on lines this was so funny!! Do people write these things seriously?!) and some pizza for dessert
And the earth girl kidnapped by an alien who was blessed with three (yes, three, WTH?) um...manlihoods. He made her his sex slave (might I add she agreed almost volunteered too happily and he did not really kidnapped her)
Truth is this would have been sad had it not been a parody. But since it was a parody it was very funny.
So embarrassing to admit I read this....I'll just go hide for now
March 14, 2013
This little gem should come with a warning label! Be careful where you read this. The moment you start snorting and giggling people are going to look at you. By the time the tears are streaming down your face and you can no longer sit still those staring people are going to want to know what you are reading. Try explaining erotic spoof romance to the boy who washes your Jeep. Yeah, the Diva was in that situation.
I am a total romance junkie. I love a smutty good read. Sometimes some of the clichés are overdone or it seems like you’ve read that hero before. This awesome book makes fun of all those things. I thoroughly enjoyed laughing at the kajillionaire and his virgin who was of course half his age. Wouldn’t it be funny to read the sexiest hero ever who just happens to be lacking in the junk department? There are so many things we read that with a little twist could become hilarious. Of course these ladies included some tasty alien abduction and delivery boys that know their sausage. And of course this book would not be complete without some BDSM guy on guy action.
The entertainment factor of Fondled and Gobbled is through the roof. I haven’t ever laughed this much while reading a book.
I am a total romance junkie. I love a smutty good read. Sometimes some of the clichés are overdone or it seems like you’ve read that hero before. This awesome book makes fun of all those things. I thoroughly enjoyed laughing at the kajillionaire and his virgin who was of course half his age. Wouldn’t it be funny to read the sexiest hero ever who just happens to be lacking in the junk department? There are so many things we read that with a little twist could become hilarious. Of course these ladies included some tasty alien abduction and delivery boys that know their sausage. And of course this book would not be complete without some BDSM guy on guy action.
The entertainment factor of Fondled and Gobbled is through the roof. I haven’t ever laughed this much while reading a book.
October 6, 2013
I received a complimentary copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for a fair and honest review. I rated it 5 out of 5 stars.
Reviewed for TwoLips Reviews LLC
4 1/2 kisses, 2 1/2 peppers-M/F, M/M oral & anal sex, multiple partners, M/M, sex toys, light bondage, alien sex
Wild Fantasy Hero by Cassandra Carr
Steele Ana is the luckiest woman in the world. She met very, very rich Grey Christian while she was working at the Burger Barn. Grey Christian stops at a local burger place and falls for the lady server. Steele and Grey share a wild night of white hot passion that doesn't stop once the sun comes up. Grey is insatiable for his newly found lady who was a virgin.
Wild Fantasy Hero is a cute spoof on 50 Shades of Grey. Cassandra Carr writes a great story full of steamy hot sex, a heroine with flaws, and an older hero who has no problem keeping it up.
Cookie Bound by Danica Avet
This is not her lucky day, being mugged was not on the agenda. However, she's able to take care of herself and turn the table on her would be mugger. Handsome billionaire Cade Kincaid steps in to help, and instead helps the mugger escape without being injured. Maybe it is her lucky day after all! Cade Kincaid is the perfect gentleman; he’s only just kissed the heroine, but tonight's the night for sex! Will it be everything she hopes for?
Cookie Bound by Danica Avet has to be one of the funniest short stories I've ever read. Part of the reason is what happens between Cade and the lady is more of how real life might be, instead of how romance novels set up sex scenes. The heroine, who doesn't have a name, is in for a shock and Ms. Avet writes it perfectly.
Moonlust Paradise by Lea Barrymire
Since she lost her family in a freak accident, accountant Missy is all alone. She's tired of being alone and wants to be in a relationship and have some fun. One night while watering her plants, Missy is visited by a very muscular and handsome alien. The alien introduces himself as A 'Zorxeitryiou Vaernolae and informs her that he's taking her back to his planet, Moonlust, to be his sex slave. Instead of being scared, Missy's body reacts with lust toward him.
Since Missy has no one left on Earth, she agrees to go with him. Once aboard his space ship, Missy experiences some very interesting things.
Moonlust Paradise by Lea Barrymire was a very fun and interesting short story, with a little humor thrown into the mix. I found myself laughing out loud at times and other times, wishing I was Missy. I really enjoyed reading this story and would love to visit Missy and her alien lover again in the future.
Slave to the Sausage by Piper Trace
Emily is about to fall off her diet truck. The newest trend is to give up meat and men. While watching TV, a commercial comes on advertising Broadshaft Brothers Pizza. Now she finds herself wanting pizza, instead she orders a salad, and is pleased she manages to overcome the temptation. When her order is delivered by one of the extremely handsome Broadshaft brothers, it's not a salad but pizza. Now, not only is Emily tempted by the terrific smelling pizza, but also the man who is delivering it.
As I read Slave to the Sausage by Piper Trace, I had to laugh out loud at Emily's rantings and what happens when she goes to answer the door. The story is full of double entendres which makes it so much fun to read. Emily believes she's overweight and I could easily identify with her. I sure wish there was a Broadshaft Brothers Pizza where I lived.
Surprise Submissive by Anya Richards
Lucius is very anxious as he waits in the home of the new man he just picked up. Wondering how his host is going to react to him as a dominant, Lucius is surprise when the man has a crop in his hand. Jace Artemis loves the idea of his new play toy. The man is so luscious; Jace can hardly wait to get started. Seeing the surprise on Lucius' face, Jace explains that they are in his house, so it's his rules. Lucius can't believe he's letting Jace dominate him, and before he realizes it, he's enjoying everything being done to him.
Surprise Submissive by Anya Richards is so juicy it will keep you turning the pages to see how dominant Lucius handles having the tables turned and becomes the submissive. I loved reading Lucius' thoughts and seeing his reactions to Jace's demands. The sexual tension is delicious and the sex is super scorching hot and it will take your breath away.
Someone Had to Do It, the first book in the Fondled & Gobbled series, has five short stories just right for some quick reading. The idea of writing spoof like stories is wonderful. They are fun, witty, sexy, and project some real life situations. They also have characters who aren't your typical heroes and heroines. All of the books are well written and have a lot of imagination in them. I hope some of the stories will be visited again; it would be nice to take another peek into their lives and see what they are up to now. I can't wait to read the next anthology.
Reviewed for TwoLips Reviews LLC
4 1/2 kisses, 2 1/2 peppers-M/F, M/M oral & anal sex, multiple partners, M/M, sex toys, light bondage, alien sex
Wild Fantasy Hero by Cassandra Carr
Steele Ana is the luckiest woman in the world. She met very, very rich Grey Christian while she was working at the Burger Barn. Grey Christian stops at a local burger place and falls for the lady server. Steele and Grey share a wild night of white hot passion that doesn't stop once the sun comes up. Grey is insatiable for his newly found lady who was a virgin.
Wild Fantasy Hero is a cute spoof on 50 Shades of Grey. Cassandra Carr writes a great story full of steamy hot sex, a heroine with flaws, and an older hero who has no problem keeping it up.
Cookie Bound by Danica Avet
This is not her lucky day, being mugged was not on the agenda. However, she's able to take care of herself and turn the table on her would be mugger. Handsome billionaire Cade Kincaid steps in to help, and instead helps the mugger escape without being injured. Maybe it is her lucky day after all! Cade Kincaid is the perfect gentleman; he’s only just kissed the heroine, but tonight's the night for sex! Will it be everything she hopes for?
Cookie Bound by Danica Avet has to be one of the funniest short stories I've ever read. Part of the reason is what happens between Cade and the lady is more of how real life might be, instead of how romance novels set up sex scenes. The heroine, who doesn't have a name, is in for a shock and Ms. Avet writes it perfectly.
Moonlust Paradise by Lea Barrymire
Since she lost her family in a freak accident, accountant Missy is all alone. She's tired of being alone and wants to be in a relationship and have some fun. One night while watering her plants, Missy is visited by a very muscular and handsome alien. The alien introduces himself as A 'Zorxeitryiou Vaernolae and informs her that he's taking her back to his planet, Moonlust, to be his sex slave. Instead of being scared, Missy's body reacts with lust toward him.
Since Missy has no one left on Earth, she agrees to go with him. Once aboard his space ship, Missy experiences some very interesting things.
Moonlust Paradise by Lea Barrymire was a very fun and interesting short story, with a little humor thrown into the mix. I found myself laughing out loud at times and other times, wishing I was Missy. I really enjoyed reading this story and would love to visit Missy and her alien lover again in the future.
Slave to the Sausage by Piper Trace
Emily is about to fall off her diet truck. The newest trend is to give up meat and men. While watching TV, a commercial comes on advertising Broadshaft Brothers Pizza. Now she finds herself wanting pizza, instead she orders a salad, and is pleased she manages to overcome the temptation. When her order is delivered by one of the extremely handsome Broadshaft brothers, it's not a salad but pizza. Now, not only is Emily tempted by the terrific smelling pizza, but also the man who is delivering it.
As I read Slave to the Sausage by Piper Trace, I had to laugh out loud at Emily's rantings and what happens when she goes to answer the door. The story is full of double entendres which makes it so much fun to read. Emily believes she's overweight and I could easily identify with her. I sure wish there was a Broadshaft Brothers Pizza where I lived.
Surprise Submissive by Anya Richards
Lucius is very anxious as he waits in the home of the new man he just picked up. Wondering how his host is going to react to him as a dominant, Lucius is surprise when the man has a crop in his hand. Jace Artemis loves the idea of his new play toy. The man is so luscious; Jace can hardly wait to get started. Seeing the surprise on Lucius' face, Jace explains that they are in his house, so it's his rules. Lucius can't believe he's letting Jace dominate him, and before he realizes it, he's enjoying everything being done to him.
Surprise Submissive by Anya Richards is so juicy it will keep you turning the pages to see how dominant Lucius handles having the tables turned and becomes the submissive. I loved reading Lucius' thoughts and seeing his reactions to Jace's demands. The sexual tension is delicious and the sex is super scorching hot and it will take your breath away.
Someone Had to Do It, the first book in the Fondled & Gobbled series, has five short stories just right for some quick reading. The idea of writing spoof like stories is wonderful. They are fun, witty, sexy, and project some real life situations. They also have characters who aren't your typical heroes and heroines. All of the books are well written and have a lot of imagination in them. I hope some of the stories will be visited again; it would be nice to take another peek into their lives and see what they are up to now. I can't wait to read the next anthology.
February 16, 2013
Fondled and Grabbed: Someone Had To Do It
Danica Avet. Lea Barrymire. Cassandra Carr. Anya Richards. Paper Trace
Contemporary. Paranormal
M/F. M/M. M/M/M/M/M/F. BDSM. Anal Play. Toys. Spanking
64 Pages
4.5 Stars
Buy link:
Amazon
Wild Fancy Hero
Cassandra Carr
M/F. Anal Play
4 stars
Grey Christian is a forty-eight-year-old kajillionaire and he has found himself a virgin, Steele Ana and he is opening the world of sex to her.
Steele never knew sex could be so exciting and is willing to try everything.
Cookies Bound
Danica Avet
M/F
4 stars
Cade is a billionaire and he saved me from a mugger and we have become the best of friends over the past few weeks. He can kiss like nobody I know and has a body to give any woman a wet dream. Maybe tonight he will finally have his way with me, I sure hope so.
Moonlust Paradise
Lea Barrymire
M/F. Anal Play
4 stars
Missy being a prudish accountant has a hard time getting a date. When she gets a date all they seem to want to do is talk math or accounts. She has no one as she lost them all in a freak hot-air balloon accident.
A silver ship the size of a minivan lands in her postage- stamp-size lawn and out comes a very muscular man without clothes. When he speaks all he says is "Come, Earth woman". "you are coming with me to my planet, Moonlust, to be my sex slave. You may call me A'Zorxeitryou'Vernolae."
Within minuets she is on the ship and taking off.
Slave To The Sausage
Piper Trace
MMMMM/F. Anal play
5 Stars
Emily needed to lose weight and when she saw an ad for the M & M Diet she committed herself to do it. Now she isn't so sure because the M & M stands for no men and no meat.
While watching T.V. She sees a commercial for Broadshaft Brothers Pizza and they look so yummy and the pizza sounds great also. She calls but settles for ordering a Veggie Nibble Pizzette, trying to be good.
Twenty minutes later the pizza delivery is at her door but it is an extra-large, extra, extra sausage pizza but it smells so good and being that the Broadshaft Brothers are known for their sausage she just has to have some. The fact that one of the brothers brought it himself is too much to resist. She is just about to get herself some nice hot sausage when the doorbell rings and four more Broadshaft Brothers are at the door making sure everything is okay.
No more M & M diet for Emily, she is definitely into Broadshaft Brothers sausage and she knows that it is only a phone call away. Hot meat and hot sausage and all she wants. Very hot. Lots of hunky men!
Surprise Submission
Anya Richards
BDSM. M/M. Anal Play. Spanking. Toys
4 stars
Lucius is a big man and considers himself a Dom. He is a cop and one evening he met a younger man and wanted very much to get to know him better. When they do get together at Jace's place, a big surprise unfolds, Jace may be a slender boyish individual but he is no sub.
Lucius doesn't quite understand how the rolls got switched but they have and he is in for an evening the likes he never imagined nor will ever forget.
This collection has a lot of humor and a blast of heat! If you want a bunch of fun stories to keep you warm on a winter night, this one is a whole lot heat inducing and entertaining.
Danica Avet. Lea Barrymire. Cassandra Carr. Anya Richards. Paper Trace
Contemporary. Paranormal
M/F. M/M. M/M/M/M/M/F. BDSM. Anal Play. Toys. Spanking
64 Pages
4.5 Stars
Buy link:
Amazon
Wild Fancy Hero
Cassandra Carr
M/F. Anal Play
4 stars
Grey Christian is a forty-eight-year-old kajillionaire and he has found himself a virgin, Steele Ana and he is opening the world of sex to her.
Steele never knew sex could be so exciting and is willing to try everything.
Cookies Bound
Danica Avet
M/F
4 stars
Cade is a billionaire and he saved me from a mugger and we have become the best of friends over the past few weeks. He can kiss like nobody I know and has a body to give any woman a wet dream. Maybe tonight he will finally have his way with me, I sure hope so.
Moonlust Paradise
Lea Barrymire
M/F. Anal Play
4 stars
Missy being a prudish accountant has a hard time getting a date. When she gets a date all they seem to want to do is talk math or accounts. She has no one as she lost them all in a freak hot-air balloon accident.
A silver ship the size of a minivan lands in her postage- stamp-size lawn and out comes a very muscular man without clothes. When he speaks all he says is "Come, Earth woman". "you are coming with me to my planet, Moonlust, to be my sex slave. You may call me A'Zorxeitryou'Vernolae."
Within minuets she is on the ship and taking off.
Slave To The Sausage
Piper Trace
MMMMM/F. Anal play
5 Stars
Emily needed to lose weight and when she saw an ad for the M & M Diet she committed herself to do it. Now she isn't so sure because the M & M stands for no men and no meat.
While watching T.V. She sees a commercial for Broadshaft Brothers Pizza and they look so yummy and the pizza sounds great also. She calls but settles for ordering a Veggie Nibble Pizzette, trying to be good.
Twenty minutes later the pizza delivery is at her door but it is an extra-large, extra, extra sausage pizza but it smells so good and being that the Broadshaft Brothers are known for their sausage she just has to have some. The fact that one of the brothers brought it himself is too much to resist. She is just about to get herself some nice hot sausage when the doorbell rings and four more Broadshaft Brothers are at the door making sure everything is okay.
No more M & M diet for Emily, she is definitely into Broadshaft Brothers sausage and she knows that it is only a phone call away. Hot meat and hot sausage and all she wants. Very hot. Lots of hunky men!
Surprise Submission
Anya Richards
BDSM. M/M. Anal Play. Spanking. Toys
4 stars
Lucius is a big man and considers himself a Dom. He is a cop and one evening he met a younger man and wanted very much to get to know him better. When they do get together at Jace's place, a big surprise unfolds, Jace may be a slender boyish individual but he is no sub.
Lucius doesn't quite understand how the rolls got switched but they have and he is in for an evening the likes he never imagined nor will ever forget.
This collection has a lot of humor and a blast of heat! If you want a bunch of fun stories to keep you warm on a winter night, this one is a whole lot heat inducing and entertaining.
February 26, 2013
4 1/2 stars.
This is an anthology of erotica parodies written by five talented writers who obviously enjoyed wreaking havoc on the popular tropes and descriptions of the genre. Cassandra Carr does a hilarious thinly-veiled version of a naive yet unflaggingly lusty virgin (reminiscent of the star of a very popular erotica trilogy) appropriately named Steele Ana being initiated into all sorts of things, including some of the less desired sequelae of unhygienic sexual encounters with a “Wild Fantasy Hero”. Danica Avert’s “Cookie Bound” pokes fun at the feasibility of wildly ripping one’s clothes off and indicates that size does matter if technique does not compensate for it, not to mention the necessity for stamina and lack of muscle cramps to keep one in the proper mood. “Moonlust Paradise” by Lea Barrymire is a very over-the-top science fiction satire of alien sex stories that includes a being with an unpronounceable name and an overabundance of male equipment that produces remarkably tasty treats. Ordering fast food has never had such a salacious result as it does in Piper Trace’s “Slave to the Sausage” since the Broadshaft Brothers really believe in delivery service that keeps the customer in ecstasy. Role reversal in the m/m BDSM story, “Surprise Submissive” by Anya Richards featuring an angora-wearing bespectacled Dom sporting an impressive weapon of his own rounds out this entertaining collection of short stories. A very fun read that is both stimulating and likely to make water snort out of your nose!
A title was provided to me in exchange for an honest review.
This is an anthology of erotica parodies written by five talented writers who obviously enjoyed wreaking havoc on the popular tropes and descriptions of the genre. Cassandra Carr does a hilarious thinly-veiled version of a naive yet unflaggingly lusty virgin (reminiscent of the star of a very popular erotica trilogy) appropriately named Steele Ana being initiated into all sorts of things, including some of the less desired sequelae of unhygienic sexual encounters with a “Wild Fantasy Hero”. Danica Avert’s “Cookie Bound” pokes fun at the feasibility of wildly ripping one’s clothes off and indicates that size does matter if technique does not compensate for it, not to mention the necessity for stamina and lack of muscle cramps to keep one in the proper mood. “Moonlust Paradise” by Lea Barrymire is a very over-the-top science fiction satire of alien sex stories that includes a being with an unpronounceable name and an overabundance of male equipment that produces remarkably tasty treats. Ordering fast food has never had such a salacious result as it does in Piper Trace’s “Slave to the Sausage” since the Broadshaft Brothers really believe in delivery service that keeps the customer in ecstasy. Role reversal in the m/m BDSM story, “Surprise Submissive” by Anya Richards featuring an angora-wearing bespectacled Dom sporting an impressive weapon of his own rounds out this entertaining collection of short stories. A very fun read that is both stimulating and likely to make water snort out of your nose!
A title was provided to me in exchange for an honest review.
February 12, 2013
LOL.....oh my goodness! I think you ladies have definitely hit something with this series!! It'll make you laugh and squirm....If your into hot aliens and...caramel or sausage!!:) Our first stop is with the lovely Cassandra Carr and her 50 shades of something spoof. Hats off to you sweetie for putting a humorous spin on this Grey craze!!
Danica, all I could think of is every girl has at least experienced that once!! Your all hot and bothered and you FINALLY get down to it and you discover that there isn't anything to get down with! I laughed my butt off!! That was definitely a lesson in continual frustration...lol!
The next two stories were just hot. We have an alien kidnapping that has some yummy perks with his junk and a diet melt down that ends up with more meat than she can chew.....especially with five brothers offering up sausage!
Then we have a Dom who discovers, well his grass would rather be planted on the other side. It was an unusual M/M that had it's hot points!!
All in all this was an incredibly enjoyable and entertaining read! Even the hot parts had humor in them! These ladies have tapped into something fresh, and I can't wait for more!! One taste was not enough. I definitely can't wait to gobble up the next one!! Great Read!!
Danica, all I could think of is every girl has at least experienced that once!! Your all hot and bothered and you FINALLY get down to it and you discover that there isn't anything to get down with! I laughed my butt off!! That was definitely a lesson in continual frustration...lol!
The next two stories were just hot. We have an alien kidnapping that has some yummy perks with his junk and a diet melt down that ends up with more meat than she can chew.....especially with five brothers offering up sausage!
Then we have a Dom who discovers, well his grass would rather be planted on the other side. It was an unusual M/M that had it's hot points!!
All in all this was an incredibly enjoyable and entertaining read! Even the hot parts had humor in them! These ladies have tapped into something fresh, and I can't wait for more!! One taste was not enough. I definitely can't wait to gobble up the next one!! Great Read!!
February 26, 2013
If you like a read that is quirky, steamy and funny then you will like this! Filled with short quick stories, each poking fun at erotic romances in such a great way. Starting off with a short from Cassandra Carr that turned out to be one of my particular favourites, inspired by a rather popular erotic romance that has caused quite a stir recently.
There is even an m/m story to keep things spicey called “Surprise Submissive”. I couldn’t help but laugh when Lucius was getting beaten across the head with Jace’s...Well, I’ll leave you guessing with that one.
This collection of authors know how to write, they keep you entertained from start to finish with memorable plots and characters, I wish there were more stories and that they were longer, they were hilarious. If you are looking for a break from the norm and after something different and humorous, then you might want to consider giving this anthology a go.
*Submitted for review by publisher*
There is even an m/m story to keep things spicey called “Surprise Submissive”. I couldn’t help but laugh when Lucius was getting beaten across the head with Jace’s...Well, I’ll leave you guessing with that one.
This collection of authors know how to write, they keep you entertained from start to finish with memorable plots and characters, I wish there were more stories and that they were longer, they were hilarious. If you are looking for a break from the norm and after something different and humorous, then you might want to consider giving this anthology a go.
*Submitted for review by publisher*
February 6, 2013
This anthology contains five stories that are ALL wonderfully hilarious. I don't want to give away any plot points because the whole purpose of this collection is to poke fun at the various plot points of romance and erotica novels. I can honestly say that all five stories in this anthology are great reads and I enjoyed them immensely. I laughed out loud several times and groaned at a couple of places (good groans!). If you're a reader of romance and erotica, you should check this out. It's really worth it.
December 20, 2013
Have you ever sat around after reading a romance/erotica book and thought, damn these men are perfect, I want to just gobble them all up!
Fondled and Gobbled is a compilation of short stories by five authors who decided it was time to put the cliches to rest. I haven't giggled so much with a book in a while, and this one delivered five delicious sausages (; By far, Slave to the Sausage by Piper Trace was my favorite, but who the hell could pass up five hot brothers plus anal play?! LOL The Fifty Shades parody was second best, I'd have loved that damn series more if it'd made me giggle even a quarter of what this one did.
The book blurb reads true, if you are looking for perfect romance, you've come to the wrong place. These men and women seem much more realistic than any romance hero/heroine out there and its just hilarious going through every story. I'd recommend this to anyone who'd love a good, light hearted read with a dash of sex to make it all fun.
Here are some of my favotire quotes:
Cookie Bound by Danica Avet
"Pulling him out, I tried to hide my disappointment. This wasn't the kind of cock you'd write home about. I tried to reassure myself. Its not the size that counts, it's the motion of the ocean."
Slave to the Sausage by Piper Trace
"I've lost my damn mind. My body has eaten my brain because it's so fucking hungry."
"You know you want it," the tallest brother, Aiden, said, his eyes piercing into the camera, narrowed in accusation. Emily could tell he knew her deepest secret--that she was a hungry, meat-craving little slut.
I am. I really am. I gotta have it. Feed it to me, you raven-haired-god--you and all of your four brothers too."
April 1, 2017
I just about killed myself laughing with the first four stories. Each one was over-the-top "bad fic" erotica and incredibly enjoyable. I didn't care for the fifth story (Surprise Submissive). Any attempts at humor were jarred by Lucius's mental dialogue about Jace; however, the other four were so funny that the collection earned 5 stars.
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October 27, 2013Hilariously entertaining!! ;)
October 28, 2013
Wow is all I can think of to say about this.
November 13, 2013
A bunch of short very hot stories. Made me laugh and want more.
May 20, 2015
SO FUNNY .. great mini read
August 6, 2021
1st. I didn't care for this one.
2nd. Sex was bad. Female complained about it. Boring.
3rd. Crazy. Plus, a fantasy for some women.
4th. It was funny, then went south.
2nd. Sex was bad. Female complained about it. Boring.
3rd. Crazy. Plus, a fantasy for some women.
4th. It was funny, then went south.
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