you might not want to read this if you're going to read the book (it's actually all the best parts condensed into one page), but i suggest you DON'T read the book, so read on!
the best quote:
"With a toothpick, what we see is what we've got- inside a toothpick in the same wood that we see on the outside." (and this one didn't come until chapter 16. i feel that if that sentence was even necessary, perhaps it should have been placed closer to the intro)
best anecdote of the book:
"One of these packers may have been the 'Maine girl' who once inserte a note with her address into one of the boxes, 'requesting the finder to write to her'. A man from Kansas City did write, and the ensuing correspondence led to his traveling east 'to see if the young lady was the sort of a woman he wanted for a wife.'
best randomly inserted bit of information:
(talking about patented toothpick dispensers) "Some dispensers are more dynamic; they have hidden mechanisms that activate moving animals to deliver one toothpick at a time...A dispenser patented in 1913...took the form of a stork, whose beak was a "resilient bifurcated stem,"which is patent-talk for something like a flexible two-pronged fork. A plunger caused the body of the stork to pivot about its legs and dip its beak into a receptacle full of toothpicks. In order to have it retrieve one in its bill, the stem/fork had to be attached sideways, somewhat like the cockeyed stuck landing gear of the JetBlue airliner that had to make an emergency landing at the Los Angeles airport in 2005"
aHAHAHAHAHA
best chapters of the book:
--18 New Uses for Old which describes other manners in which toothpicks have been used (escaping from prison for example)
--27 The Fatal Martini which describes ways people have died from the toothpick. not actually as interesting as it sounds, but a heck of a lot more riveting than the rest...