No one reads the old humorists anymore. And why should they, with so many stories of sexy werewolves and other rabies-carrying Lotharios around? Obviously there's just no competing with that.
I'm probably the only person born after 1960 who still seems to care about the musings of Robert Benchley or H. Allen Smith or Fred Allen or H.L. Mencken or S.J. Perelman or Oscar Levant or Damon Runyon or Ogden Nash or Ring Lardner Sr. or this guy, George Ade, who predated all of them in the pantheon of notable early 20th-century humorists.
I first became acquainted with Ade about five years ago when I came across his story, "The Barclay Lawn Party,” which is something of a compact classic (all of Ade’s stories are compressed and fast—barely more than a dozen graphs each; the man knows no padding). Like most Ade stories, it is over before it seems to have begun, and certainly other writers may have expanded on his ideas and mined them for greater possibilities, but Ade was a kind of hit-and-run storyteller, he barely takes his seedlings past the stage where their fledgling stems break the earth; he expresses his idea, makes his points quickly with little elaboration and moves on to the next tale.
“The Barclay Lawn Party” (from a different book, In Babel: Stories of Chicago) is quintessential Ade and his main target as is often the case seems to be the stupidity of Americans. He has far less faith in the salt of the earth than Damon Runyon does but he is less hard on them than H.L. Mencken. Usually it’s the elites—or those who fancy themselves to be--that come in for a drubbing; Ade is far less elitist than Mencken. The story revolves around a lawn party held by the middle-class Barclay family in a once-idyllic suburban neighborhood of Chicago that is quickly being overrun by urban industrialization and blight. It is clear that internecine strife exists in the family over this fact: the wife and daughters want to flee this lowly blue-collar milieu for greener pastures but the man of the house insists on staying put. The lawn party is an attempt by the family to inject its own sense of proper civilized decorum into this setting, and of course it is all undercut as the working class denizens of the hood begin to gather like crows at the fence separating the Barclay lawn from the unruly street. Conflict arises over this, the Barclays not only wanting privacy from the prying eyes of the hoi polloi but desiring to maintain their own illusion of elite exclusivity. The hood denizens, indignant at being shooed away since they are occupying a public street to which they have a right, begin to clash with a policeman when being told to move away. In an abrupt ending to the story, a common occurrence in Ade, the women of the house flee as they had always wanted.
The story in short order tackles class conflict and elitist pretenses, the growth of the industrial blue-collar class, “white flight” to suburbia, differing interpretations of laws and rights between citizens and cops, police brutality, and interfamily relations, and does so with a kind of gentle, wry humor.
Many of the stories in Fables in Slang touch on similar themes and issues—the usual types are splashed with Ade's mild acid: lawyers, politicians, the gullible masses, the self-righteous--all cast in the mode of Aesop with a stated “moral” at the end, and the stories are told in the American common argot of 1899 when the book was written, though in some cases the so-called slang has become so part of the language today that its classification as slang might be hard to discern to the contemporary ear. By the same token, some of the meanings of the phrases and slang of that time period are now hard to decipher, having passed from common usage long ago.
I’m not sure I understand Ade’s excessive use of capitalization for virtually all nouns in the book. At first I thought he might be highlighting slang words by that device, but it doesn’t seem to be the case.
The book is light as a feather and probably forgettable, but after a spell Ade’s style grows on one.
This book was actually the rage of 1899 and spawned a series of "Fables" books by Ade for the next two decades, as well as compilations into the 1940s after which his literary cache seemed to have plummeted.
It hardly goes without saying that passages like the following show that little has changed in the 112 years since this book's publication: "Once an investigative committee got after him and he was about to be shown up for dallying with Corporations, but he put on a fresh White Tie and made a Speech about our Heroic Dead on a Hundred Battle-Fields, and Most People said it was simply Impossible for such a Thunderous Patriot to be a Crook."
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kr, eg, reposted with some additions and minor corrections in 2019