END OF DAYS Is Little More than Gibberish On An Apocalyptic Scale
I pride myself on my ability to finish a book. When that doesn’t happen – when, for whatever reason, I give up on a read, deciding my time is too precious to continue it – I struggle with the idea of penning a review. Is it fair, after all, to the work as a whole to cast some assessment on what I’ve read? While others have told me it isn’t, I tend to believe otherwise, and here’s my reason: if I didn’t find a tome relevant or interesting or dynamic enough to compel my investment in it further, isn’t that a consumer assessment worth sharing?
END OF DAYS is only the third book – in all of this lifetime – that I’ve failed to finish. (The other two shall remain nameless, but, if you’re a follower of what I’ve penned, then you may already know what the other two are.) The first book? Well, the basic problem I had with that one was that it was (a) non-fiction and (b) the author wrote it from the perspective that meant it was all about him and not so much the subject matter. Eighty pages into his work, I knew more about him – who he liked, disliked, supported, and belittled – than I did the subject, and, given the fact that it was supposed to be a non-fiction science book, I realized it just wasn’t for me. The second book? Oh, it was a H-U-G-E bestseller that essentially put that popular writer on the map. He has a great career even today with a tremendous following. The problem I had with that book was that, halfway through, I reached a point where I honestly couldn’t believe how stupid the main character was. That wouldn’t have been so bad except for the fact that he was supposed to be a genius – graduated at the top of his college class – but everything he did was just so lame-brained backward, I just lost faith in the writer instead of the character.
This brings me to END OF DAYS.
Now, I’d read Robert Gleason’s last work, WRATH OF GOD, and I loved it. It, as well, was an apocalyptic thriller of a decidedly sci-fi/fantasy variety, and, while I understood why so many critics dismissed it as a low-brow Michael Crichton knock-off, WRATH OF GOD totally hooked me. Sure, maybe the science was all a bit too fictional for some tastes (time travel, re-invigorating an extinct dinosaur species, etc.), but it was never intended to be a ‘hard science’ book. It was this great adventure of mankind’s best heroes being plucked from beyond time in order to bring them into the future, given the task to build a force to defend the planet against a marauding enemy. Probably, WRATH OF GOD was as loved as it was hated, and, though there was some talk long ago about it being turned into a motion picture, nothing appears to have seriously come from that.
I came across END OF DAYS in the corner bookstore, and I wasn’t even aware that Mr. Gleason had even released another book. The title promised that what was inside was “the greatest apocalyptic thriller since THE STAND.” You’re familiar with THE STAND, I hope? Stephen King’s seminal work on the end of the world? If not, then I encourage you to pick it up and read it sometime this go around. While I’d agree with anyone who claimed it had its share of fluff, THE STAND really is King’s highwater mark; it brings together character drama, horror, religion, and science in a way so few writers have ever accomplished. Given that END OF DAYS came from Gleason and appeared to be following the same vein, I couldn’t pass it up.
I wish I had.
Officially, I called it quit at page 250 (out of 800) mostly because, at almost one-third of the way into the book, there appears to be absolutely no clear central unifying narrative. Rather, END OF DAYS appears as if it was intended to be a collection of shorter works, the only unifying element being that they take place (presumably) in the same time period. Oh, before you pish-posh over my casting stones at the work, I’m happy to say that there’s something about missing suitcase nukes, renegade submarine commanders, a kidnapped author’s last manuscript detailing how the world may end … but then there’s also a running adventure involving sentient, talking street rats (and bilge rats, no less!) who speak and talk and think and act the way grown men and women do; something about twin foreign sisters conspiring with their brother to bring about the apocalypse; and a non-too-clever reporter who thinks it’s funny slipping a flask of whiskey into Mecca. And, at page 250, none of it even remotely appears to be heading ANYWHERE. Plus, every character – for reasons that clearly indicate Gleason probably could’ve used an editor – every character is given his or her own flashback (or, in some cases, series of flashbacks) right in the middle of the story so that it’s never quite clear when or where these events have taken place. Lastly, there’s yet another developing story involving white supremacy, defamed Major League baseball players, and American prisons that operate like Third World regimes.
Seriously, I don’t believe I’ve read so much gibberish trapped within 250 pages (out of 800!!!), nor do I hope to ever again.
NOT RECOMMEND. END OF DAYS was a huge, huge, utter disappointment. I picked it up, hoping to yet again be transported vicariously to a grim world of tomorrow … but, instead, I was reminded that sometimes all hope is lost before we even imagine what the ending could be. Sorry, Bob. This apocalypse of yours just wasn’t meant to be.