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Kelsey Finkelstein is fourteen and FRUSTRATED. Every time she tries to live up to her awesome potential, her plans are foiled – by her impossible parents, her annoying little sister, and life in general. But with her first day of high school coming up, Kelsey is positive that things are going to change. Enlisting the help of her three best friends — sweet and quiet Em, theatrical Cass, and wild JoJo — Kelsey gets ready to rebrand herself and make the kind of mark she knows is her destiny.

Things start out great - her arch-nemesis has moved across the country, giving Kelsey the perfect opportunity to stand out on the soccer team and finally catch the eye of her long-time crush. But soon enough, an evil junior’s thirst for revenge, a mysterious photographer, and a series of other catastrophes make it clear that just because KELSEY has a plan for greatness… it doesn’t mean the rest of the world is in on it.

Kelsey’s hilarious commentary throughout her disastrous freshman year will have you laughing out loud—while being thankful that you’re not in her shoes, of course…

282 pages, Hardcover

First published March 1, 2012

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Meredith Zeitlin

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Meredith Zeitlin has written two books for young people (so far) and lots of articles for Ladygunn Magazine. She is also a voiceover artist who can be heard on commercials, cartoons, and TV shows (if you want to know more about that, go here: www.mzspeaks.com).

She lives with two adorable feline roommates in Brooklyn, NY, and loves talking about herself in the third person. All of which, you have to admit, is pretty rad.

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1,022 reviews66 followers
February 19, 2012
I thoroughly enjoyed Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters. It was really light and funny; which was indeed a welcoming change as lately I’d been reading some slightly depressing books. Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters was a very welcome change of pace.
I felt as though the further I got into the book the more I was laughing. Kelsey is just so hilarious that I couldn’t help but laugh out loud so much during this book.
I loved Kelsey as a character, she was so innocent and naïve and I just couldn’t help but love her. There were so many moments that I just felt so frustrated at her I was facepalming in my seat at some of the things she did. But more often than not I was smiling and laughing out loud. Kelsey’s friends were all really awesome too and just added in this little extra something that made the book that little bit more wonderful.
While the story was quite predictable there were actually some little surprises thrown in there that I was not expecting at all. It was so good I know that I’m going to be smiling about this book for a long time to come.
Overall, I had so much fun reading Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters. If you’re looking for a good laugh then this book is definitely a good one to pick up. I would absolutely love to see more Kelsey in the future.
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143 reviews46 followers
February 23, 2012
Publisher: G. P. Puntam's Sons
Age: Young Adult
Species: Human (specifically teenage freshman girl)
Rating: 4.5/5
Interest: DAC/Requested Review/Cute Cover
Source: E-Galley from G. P. Puntam's Sons

First, I need to fan girl over that cover a little bit. Isn't it so cute? That has to be a total 100% Kelsey Finkelstein approved glamour shot. (Much better than a certain Reflector photographer could do.) The rain clouds tie in perfectly to Kelsey's rather stressful freshman year. I love that the model is holding up a huge umbrella, a perfect symbol of Kelsey's relentless positive attitude.

I feel it is important to disclose the fact that I am not a fan of high school. The assignments, the boring march of classes, the utter drama, the whore- *ahem* hormones were not things I dealt well with. My freshman year (or my entire high school career actually) was never as dramatic as Kelsey's experience, but it's not exactly a time I like to think about. I'm not sure I would've survived without my friends. When a book about a freshman girl is dropped into my lap and I not only like it, I love it, is a huge freaking deal. This book is pretty awesome.

I loved Kelsey. She was so ready to put herself out there and "make something happen" in her freshman year. Most of her escapades ended in a hilarious level of embarrassment which made her determination to keep a positive attitude all the more endearing. Her flair for drama, exaggeration and daydreaming were a bit unbelievable at times, but just so funny it was easy to go with it. Kelsey is an amazing friend, even though there were instances where she was a bit selfish, she always brought herself back to thinking about the people that meant the most to her.

Speaking of the besties... Em and Lexi were my favorites. I was Em in high school, that quite girl that just wanted everyone to be friends. Lexi was the girl I always wanted to be, with perfect hair, good looks, boys fawning over me and a sweet gig as a school news reporter. JoJo was a great friend, even when she was playing Switzerland and keeping major secrets. Cassidy, I didn't want to like because of her selfishness, but I admit she was there for others when it really counted. Other characters in Freshman Year like Kelsey's family, a senior bully and others definitely shape who Kelsey is and how she reacts to situations, but were just comic relief to me beyond that.

One of the things I greatly enjoyed was the "real" portrayal of teenagers in Freshman Year. There was a bit of drinking, smoking weed, hook ups, betrayals, even the mention of sex. While I realize not all teens are like that. (I certainly was not one of them.) It's still nice to see a book for teens that has teens actually acting like teens if that makes sense. I also loved the fact that there were consequences. Oh yes, I get a sick satisfaction when people who are doing something they know they are not supposed to be doing get busted for it. (SPOILER Like getting drunk on some smooth vodka, chipping a tooth and looking like the victim of a beat down. END SPOILER.)

I was extremely proud of the fact that Freshman Year contains a lesbian character. For some reason, having gay men in books is becoming totally okay, but lesbians are somewhat off limits. I was even more excited that while the character coming out was a big deal, her being a lesbian was not a huge focus of the book. Her being gay was not a large issue that leaked into and over shadowed everything. It was just part of what made the character, that character. I was so happy about that.

SPOILER: As a side note, I was so deliriously overjoyed that there was no obvious love interest in the book. Kelsey had crushes and a few ill advised hook ups, but she never got to stay with anyone. This really hit home the feeling of high school, being young and inexperienced. Only the very lucky and the very rare meet their soulmate at that age. I was so happy that there was no forced relationship that implied she was going to stay with someone forever. She's a teenager, she needs to be and figure herself out first, before involving anyone else. END SPOILER

Overall Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters was an extremely cute (and pretty short) read that many teens (maybe some adults too) will love. This book has the perfect mix of drama, humor and growing pains to make freshman year seem almost bearable! Meredith Zeitlin is definitely a debut author to watch, I can't wait to read what she releases next.

Teaser Line: "I just... I wanted my first kiss to be special, so I never let it happen."

Happy Reading,
My Summer Girl
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1,275 reviews
March 9, 2012
Some are born popular, some achieve popularity, and others (like Kelsey Finkelstein) intend to thrust themselves into popularity in their freshman year of high school. Or, at least, that was the plan.

‘Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters’ is the debut young adult novel by Meredith Zeitlin.

Sometimes I think I might be getting a little too old for certain YA books… I don’t get ‘Bieber fever’, I have no intentions of listening to ‘One Direction’ and I have started asking sales assistants to “please turn the music down just a smidge?” in clothes shops. Then a book comes along that reminds me I can still be young at heart, and live vicariously (and happily) through a character and be transported back to a time when high school was the be all and end all. ‘Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters’ is just such a book, and Kelsey Finkelstein is just such a protagonist.

When the book opens, things are looking up for Kelsey. She has grand plans and high hopes – her arch nemesis has moved away, she’s going to be the star of her school soccer team and resident boy-crush, Jordan, is in her sights. High school, Kelsey is sure, is going to be the turning point in her life…

JoJo gives me a raised eyebrow. “What’s going on, Kels? You have some big plan in mind or something?”
“No, not really. Just… well, we’re in high school now. Obviously. And… it’s time to defy expectations! To… change people’s perceptions of us! I mean, I just feel like this year could be–”
“High school is still school, you know,” JoJo scoffs. “Lame, unlikely to result in anything useful, and–”
“Anyway, I’ve decided to really…do something this year. To make a mark. Stand out. Revamp myself for a new era. You know, like Lindsay Lohan.”
“You want to go to jail?” Cass asks, looking perplexed.
I sigh. “You’re killing me, Cass.”


And then it all goes horribly wrong, naturally… Kelsey is betrayed by one of her best friends. She’s cast as a bearded fat man in her school play and she lost an arch nemesis, only to gain a new one in high school. So much for grand plans and high hopes.

Zeitlin’s book is a frolicking joy ride through the pitfalls of high school, but it’s also a book to prompt reminiscence. Kelsey’s story is a page-turner, mostly because her bumbling ways will hark you back to your own high school days… back then crushes seemed like true love, best friend betrayals felt like the end of the world and being a social outcast was like being exiled to Siberia. For those of us who are not American, ‘freshman year’ is equivalent to ninth grade in high school – while reading Zeitlin’s book I did find myself getting caught up in the minutiae of school politics and battlegrounds. That vicarious empathy is, in large part, thanks to Kelsey’s incredible narrative voice – she’s so charismatic and naïve, sometimes painfully innocent and absurdly optimistic that you do find yourself cheering her on throughout the book.

The characters in this book are to-die-for awesome. Kelsey’s besties are Em, Cass & JoJo and they’re a laugh riot together. And then there was Kelsey’s uber-embarassing family to cap off the hilarity. But my favourite character was Ben – the nice guy who shares many a witty repartee with Kelsey.

‘Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters’ is a squirm-inducing, chortle-fest of loveliness. This is just one of those great books that has a little something for everyone. Younger readers will find a hilarious comrade in Kelsey Finkelstein, as she navigates the murky waters of high school. Older readers will enjoy a cringe-worthy reminiscence to their own high school days, and fondly read Kelsey bumbling along her way to discovering what really matters in life.
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1,186 reviews87 followers
June 23, 2012
If you're looking for a sweet and genuinely funny read, Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters is just the ticket! Seriously, I'm kicking myself for not getting to this sooner. It has stolen my heart! Kelsey Finkelstein wants nothing more than to make a mark in her new high school. You know, stand out. What she doesn't realize, is that she'll stand out alright! Just not in the way she was hoping. I loved traveling with Kelsey as she navigated the horrors of high school, complete with evil older girls and unbelievably hot guys. This book was just too cute for words!

Kelsey, Cassidy, JoJo and Em are just so much fun! They really took me back to my high school days. Here is a group of girls who do literally everything together. Kelsey especially stole my heart, and who can blame her? She's funny, sarcastic, and absolutely hilarious! I loved the way that she always seemed to be able to take everything in stride. Sure, there are points where she overreacts just like any normal teen. Still, she always managed to see the lighter side (and cause me to laugh) and things were off and running again. I adore this girl!

Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters is the prefect mix of light-hearted reading and real teen issues. Zeitlin shows that girls Kelsey's age are faced with a lot of issues, but that they still have the power to make good decisions. Kelsey and her friends do drink and party in this book, although they do it in a mostly responsible way. Once in a while they do make the wrong choice in a situation, but they always learn from it and move on. Honestly, Kelsey reminds readers that high school isn't the easiest place to be. However with the right head on your shoulders, and the help of some great friends, it's totally do-able!

Add in the craziest (and cutest) build up to a relationship that I've ever seen, and you have a book that just blew me away. I absolutely loved Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters and I know that you will too! Go get yourself a copy and dive in. You won't regret it!
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369 reviews30 followers
January 14, 2018
Kelsey is a stereotypical popular girl. She is very concerned with boys, drinking, clothes, and parties. She is a whiny brat at times and constantly demands attention. Kelsey is very concerned with her appearance and appears shallow in quite a few instances. One thing that's very ironic is that Kelsey and her friends are very immature but the book tackles mature concepts like sex, drinking, and gay awareness. This book felt cliché and boring at times. There were some funny moments, but some of the ideas were just very far-fetched, like the play. Yes, it was very funny, but I just can't wrap my head around how the "disaster" could have happened for real, like some of the other phenomena. Read more of my review at http://pagesforthoughts.blogspot.com/...
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256 reviews164 followers
February 28, 2012
Originally posted at Read Me Bookmark Me Love Me

If you're looking for something genuinely funny, Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters will leave you thankful your life isn't as chaotic and impossibly disastrous as Kelsey's. Filled with laughs, rants and tears, this book will be the cherry on top of your syrupy sundae on a gorgeous Sunday afternoon. Prepare to journey through the horrors that is freshman year with Kelsey Finkelstein, who's as loveable as they come!

I never expected to love this book so much. I was expecting a light read with endless crack but Zeitlin has written something truly spectacular. As well as characters who are developed and all have significant roles in the story, there's a realistic serving of heartbreak and anger to balance the moments of hilarity that will quite literally have you laughing out loud. Immediately you'll fall in love with Kelsey's narration and be flipping through the book as fast as you can to see how her year ends! Gripping and 100% entertaining, this could-happen-in-real-life tale will charm you with it's vivacity and endearingness.

Kelsey's relationships are the central focus of this novel. Zeitlin has honestly constructed an amazing cast of characters, creating detailed and intriguing story lines for them all. None of the tiffs between Kelsey and her best friends are petty. They have issues we can all easily relate to on a mature level and the hurt will really jab you in the heart. Who knew to expect such horrifying twists and betrayals? Gah! Not to sound like a broken record but the characters and plot are ACE. It's been a while since I've read a book with such well-developed secondary characters! Add in Kelsey's embarrassing family….I'm in love.

Now, how can we have a high school story without a tricky romance? Kelsey's in love with the gorgeous Jordan Rothman and plans to stake her claim on the soccer player this year since his bratty girlfriend's out of the equation. No one expected another complication to arise.... Throughout this book, Kelsey discovers that life at fourteen isn't perfect and you'll always have someone waiting in the wings to mess things up for you. (Tip: Avoid the mean troll on your soccer team.) But when Hot Newspaper Guy gets caught up in the "Embarrassing Photo Situation", reluctant sparks fly and we have ourselves a romance ;) Gosh, I won't spoil and tell you about every single sweet/funny situation in this book so I guess you'll just have to pick it up yourself!!

Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters deals with realistic issues that have honest depth and meaning. You'll come out of reading this feeling different, perhaps a bit worn out (the poor heart!) or in the mood to run and give your best friends a hug! I guarantee you'll adore every character you're supposed to and wish you had a quirky Kelsey for yourself. Despite how alive the humour brought me, I can't get over Kelsey's determination to make it through Hell, dealing with the unfortunate complications of being a teenager and a girl looking for love! Promise me you'll pick this book up because you will not regret it!
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282 reviews96 followers
February 17, 2012
After reading this fun and quirky novel, I’m still sitting here bursting out in laughter. Ms. Zeitlin sure knows how to bring happiness and laughter to people’s lives! Freshman Year and other Unnatural Disasters is a light and enjoyable read that will have you clutching your stomach, laughing non-stop until you’re in tears! I absolutely ADORED this!

From the title, you can probably guess the story revolves around the life of a certain Freshman girl. 14 year old Kelsey Finkelstein has just started her first year of high school, and like every other freshman girl on the planet, she has dreams of finally becoming popular, catching the attention of her life-long crush, Jordan and becoming a soccer star at school– Basically Freshman year will be a blast! After all, it’s HIGHSCHOOL and things are suppose to get better now…right?

Bur of course, nothing goes according to plan! It was so hilarious watching Kelsey encounter one disaster another –from being bullied by an upperclassman to being cast as a fat, bearded old man in her school play, and even discovering her best friend had betrayed her! *gasp* So much for those big plans! Seriously, I assure you that once you start reading, you won’t be able to stop. You’ll be snickering at the horribly embarrassing situations Kelsey gets herself into, and desperately curious to find out what other catastrophes will happen!

Our girl, Kelsey was such an adorable character! She was so naïve and overly optimistic about starting high school at the start of the novel, believing that THIS WILL FINALLY BE HER YEAR. The way she was portrayed was so realistic, and it was incredibly easy to connect with her! The whole time, I was thinking, ‘back in 9th grade, did I dream of the same things as her?’ I loved how her actions and the way she handled situations reflected her age and innocence, and throughout the year, she never purposely change herself just to ‘fit in’. Her crush on Jordan also felt realistic- I mean, I’m pretty sure many of us have had a crush on the gorgeous/most popular guy in school! And it was great that Kelsey didn’t whine and act childish when she found out that perhaps he wasn’t the perfect Prince Charming. Then there’s her romance with Ben, who’s so cute and likable, and you’ll be bursting out in laughter at the hilarious interactions between the two <3. Finally, I loved how Kelsey’s character gradually developed throughout the book; while she was the same girl she was at the start of the year, her experiences helped her grow and mature.

So, if you’re looking for a sweet and fun read,- nothing too serious, something to lighten the mood, then you’ve found the right book! If you liked Anna and the French kiss, and are looking for, perhaps Anna’s adventures when she was younger, then try this one! Kelsey definitely reminded me a lot of Anna! Ms. Zeitlin has definitely made a fan out of me –I’ll be sure to look out for her books in the future! Oh, and pretty please, can there be a sequel, with the title starting with ‘Sophomore Year’. PRETTY PLEASE?

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98 reviews
September 24, 2015
Em's Review: Kelsey Finkelstein is ready for the best year ever. She’s starting off freshman year with big plans for greatness, including showing off her skills on the JV soccer team and finally gathering up the courage to make something happen with her longtime crush, Jordan. Things are looking good (not counting her back to school outfit, care of Mom), especially once she learns that her arch nemesis has unexpectedly moved out of town. And with her best friends along for the ride, what could possibly go wrong?

Well to start, when you’re trying to rebrand yourself (in a good way), having unflattering pictures of you published in the school newspaper is not great PR. She also gets on the bad side of upperclassmen Julie Nelson, who in addition to rocking one serious unibrow is also the captain of the JV soccer team and a fan of making life miserable for Kelsey. She learns that she doesn’t always have the best taste in boys. A rift develops in her friend group. She has an unfortunate run in with some “old fashioned root beer”. She finally has her first kiss…with the wrong boy…and it’s not the stuff that dreams are made of. Oh and her family is kind of annoying (albeit in the way that basically every family is when you’re 14). Will she make it through the year in one piece, or will the unnatural disasters take her down?

Freshman year is weird, awkward, and exciting, and Zeitlin captures this perfectly. I really like Kelsey and I found her easy to relate to, even though she is a much cooler freshman than I was* and lives in New York City (as opposed to the small town I grew up in). She’s thoughtful and fairly even-tempered. She’s got just a small dose of angst and dramatics (she saves the waterworks for when they’re truly warranted). She’s a good student, she participates in after-school activities, and she’s kind to others, but she’s not a goody-goody. She parties, she experiments with alcohol, and at times there are consequences that make the “unnatural disasters” list. She’s just your average teenager, if there is such a thing, and she makes for a great narrator.

I enjoyed the framework of the school year a lot. I was worried at first that the school year would either make the story drag or skip over substantial periods of time without allowing for unseen character/story development (like when TV shows come back from hiatus and pick up months later in the storyline), but neither concern amounted to anything. The pacing is solid, the chapters are short and sweet, the writing is funny and engaging, and I was always excited to pick it up again. While I love a good stand-alone, I would gladly read more about Kelsey and friends (if they should make it to sophomore year).

*My senior year of high school, I became friends with a bunch of underclassmen including one super-sweet-awesome freshman who made me forever believe that freshman can be cool despite all the obstacles.
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444 reviews168 followers
March 1, 2012
Let me just put it out there - this book was too much fun. It has been a long time since I've read a book that made me smile and laugh over and over and over again. From the very beginning of the book when Kelsey declares that it is going to be the best year ever - starting high school - staking her claim to fabulousness - you just know that it is going to be anything but that. Get ready for the ride.


" . . . well, we're in high school now. Obviously. And . . . it's time to defy expectations! To . . . change people's perceptions of us! . . .


I've decided to really . . . do something this year. To make a mark. Stand out. Revamp myself for a new era. you know like Lindsay Lohan." (pg. 10)


Oh the naivete of the clueless former eighth-grader (yes that means you, freshman). What is so funny about her situation is that almost every freshman has had these same ideas. That is what made me want to read Freshman Year and kept me reading it and makes me want to read it again.


Kelsey was put through the wringer her freshman year, starting with making the soccer team - a main goal of her freshman year - only to have to deal with the torture of junior team captain, Julie Nelson, aka Crazy Eyebrows. (Julie is Sadie from MTV's Awkward - at least that's how I read her) Thankfully Kelsey has her three best friends - Em, Cass and Jo-Jo by her side. But all too soon the pressures of high school, new friendships, and new relationships change the girls and Kelsey begins to wonder if her childhood friendships can last.


Her fashion clueless but not-so-clueless mom and little sister Travis added other moments of humor. Travis bugged Kelsey and her friends all of the time, but it didn't come from brattiness, but cleverness. Well she was a little bratty, but she was the kind of little sister that the older sibling can't stand but her friends love. I loved the scenes with Travis and wouldn't have mind having her around more.


Adding to Kelsey's unnatural disasters to her freshman year are the boys. Of course there are boys. Kelsey's main crush Jordan Rothman is now attainable since his gorgeous girlfriend is no longer in the picture. Will she finally make her move? Will she finally get the boy? Have that first fireworks, heart-stopping first kiss? I'll never tell, you'll just have to read it and find out.



I loved this book. I loved Kelsey - she was real, fun, had a lot of heart, and could make fun of herself. Reading Kelsey, I was reminded of Jessica Darling from Sloppy Firsts by Megan McCafferty and Ruby Oliver from The Boy Book by E. Lockhart - both characters that I love from books that hold a place in my heart because they take me back to that awkwardness of high school which, for me, really wasn't all that bad. I hope to read more about Kelsey in future books. I can't wait to know what happens her sophomore year!
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673 reviews270 followers
August 20, 2016
Originally posted on http://www.yareads.com

Kelsey Finkelstein and Co. (her three best friends, Cass, JoJo, and Em) are entering their freshmen years of high school and they all have big plans, though none as big as Kelsey’s. She plans to score a starting position on the varsity soccer team, finally date her long-time crush now that his perfect girlfriend’s out of the picture, and otherwise make herself known. The only problem is, the world seems to be conspiring against her. Obstacle after obstacle leaps up, forcing Kelsey to try even harder to make her freshman year special — even though it would sometimes be easier to stop trying and instead fade into the background.

I love Kelsey Finkelstein. Normally, I hate fourteen-year-old protagonists. Authors have a habit of writing young characters as much more juvenile, immature, and clueless than I remember being at fourteen and that always bothers me. But Kelsey Finkelstein is one of the most realistic fourteen-year-olds I’ve ever seen — she’s the high school freshman I wish I was and she’s the girl I can still relate to her today. She’s witty, sarcastic, and she makes so many of the same mistakes we all make — the mistakes we have to make in order to get through high school. And she can also be petty, stupid, and immature. And I loved every minute of reading about her life.

Zeitlin does a great job of making each of her characters stand out. It took me awhile to notice the difference between Em, Cass, and JoJo, but after awhile I realized they weren’t your typical stock-best-friends of the protagonist. They each had their own interesting personalities. But the secondary character that really grabs my interest is Kelsey’s mom. She’s just such a mom. Everything she says makes me laugh, especially since I remember my own mom saying a lot of the same things. And Kelsey’s responses to her mom are spot-on and hilarious. You’ll love the mother-daughter exchanges and possibly find yourself taking turns groaning along with either Kelsey or her mom.

My only problem with this book is the lack of an overarching conflict. There are a lot of small, secondary plots and twists that keep the reader engaged. The pacing is extremely fast and has you eagerly flipping pages; none of the chapters are too long, boring, or unnecessary. But by the end of the book, when I asked myself what the story was about, all I could come up with was that it explored Kelsey’s first year of high school. This seems like kind of a broad subject for a book. But, like I said, it’s not something I noticed until the end of the book, due to the fast pace and abundant conflict. Regardless, Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters is an enjoyable, laugh-out-loud read that’ll leave you smiling and wanting to reminisce about your favorite high school moments.
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647 reviews191 followers
March 14, 2012
Kelsey Finkelstein has stolen my heart away! Now this is the kind of character I love to read about. She's sarcastic, enthusiastic, and absolutely hilarious! I spent so much time laughing when reading this book and at one point it took me ten minutes to read 3 pages because I was laughing so hard. I love that feeling! And when I finished I was ready to pick it up and start it all over again and I very rarely feel that way even when I do love a book. Kelsey might overreact about some things but her ability to accept the inevitable is astounding. She ends up taking it in stride and I loved that about her. It seemed one thing after another happened to her and the embarrassing things she goes through has you thinking that she's just going to give up and walk away, but no way! That is definitely not her style. She follows through with everything she starts.


Now Kelsey is not only a fabulous character in her personality but she felt real to me. The things she thinks and does (as well as the other characters in the book) just feels real. We know that teens drink and there's some drinking involved but it's actually mostly responsible drinking. I mean, she's not all getting drunk and running around the city or doing stupid things. I was actually okay with how it played out, it all worked and felt right to me.


This book has a touch of romance and it's definitely very sweet but it's really only a touch and not much of anything until the end. I thought it was great because we actually have a chance for some real build up and never really know if things would ever go anywhere. The tension was unbelievable and perfect and although I wanted to see more it really was perfect.


This is a light hearted and fun book but it has real teen issues. These are things that normal everyday teens deal with. Friendship, romance, parties, school activities, family, it's all real stuff. No one's dying, no one has an eating disorder or is suicidal. But even though it has no big issues, these are Kelsey's issues and we see them as she sees them and they are still things she has to deal with. And I absolutely loved how this book went. How the author made things that may seem boring and mundane absolutely captivating. She blew me away and I am very eager for more from Meredith Zeitlin, this is one of the funnest (and funniest) books I've ever read! I very highly recommend you pick it up!

This review was first posted on my blog at http://www.candacesbookblog.com
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225 reviews125 followers
February 23, 2012
You can find more of my reviews on my blog: Literary Exploration

Despite the fact that my Freshman year was nothing like Kelsey's, this book had me laughing and reminiscing the entire time I was reading it. Kelsey and her friends definitely go through some dramatic times, but Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters is a great example of really going out of your comfort zone to find yourself in high school. It was a quick, enjoyable read and I can't wait to see what Zeitlin comes up with next!

Kelsey and her friends are all pretty hilarious, but Kelsey really takes the cake. She's witty, snarky, ballsy, and pretty confident for a high school Freshman. Despite the bullies, embarrassing pictures, bff drama, and Typical Adolescent behavior, she doesn't get too down on herself and she doesn't take herself too seriously. I absolutely loved reading from Kelsey's POV just because she had such a (dare I say it again) HILARIOUS idea of life. She spent so much time having fun and making fun of herself that I wanted to be her friend!! Her friends are all pretty great too, Typical Adolescents, and I almost wish I had a group of friends like that in high school.

Zeitlin really knows how to get in the mind of a teenager, that's for sure. Her writing style is fantastic, and she manages to convey the thoughts and feelings that high school teens have and show. While all of the characters have pretty selfish tendencies, it's understandable because they're teens! The girls fight, make up, break up with boyfriends, go to parties, and just have a good time their first year of high school, which I think all teens should do! I also really liked that Zeitlin incorporated Kelsey's parents into the story somewhat. I feel like a lot of YA nowadays sort of leaves the parents out of the mix while the kids just go crazy and have a good time, which is completely unrealistic.

Overall, I enjoyed every minute of this book. It's funny, imaginative, ballsy, and (although a little over the top) pretty accurate. I know that maybe I didn't have the same experiences Kelsey did in high school, but I know plenty of people who did! Honestly, I wish someone had handed me this book before I started my Freshman year, I think it would have helped me break out of my shell a lot sooner! I definitely recommend this one to anyone and everyone! It's cute, funny, witty, and a great read!
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March 1, 2012
Kelsey is entering high school this year and has made it her goal to lift herself out of obscurity. She has made plans to change her situation that all begin with soccer. It isn't easy when you are a lowly Freshman, but before long she finds herself in a slew of very interesting circumstances.
The audience for this book is definitely young teens, as certain thoughts and situations caused some eye rolls on my part. This book is very firmly rooted in teenage emotion and dialogue, if a bit exaggerated. Kelsey takes us through the emotional highs and lows common during the teenage years. She exaggerates the importance of any given situation and possesses the usual boy obsession. The character does mature through the year and the language becomes easier to follow. Also, some anticipation builds as we wait to see what could possibly happen next.
The book is based in the technological now and will out-date itself before long. This is shown through the all consuming use of cells phones, as well as some not so subtle mentionings of current events, but the emotional and more common high school situations are easy to relate to no matter the reader's age. Who hasn't experienced at least some of the same anxieties and concerns?
It also showcases the communication divide between parent and teenager. The parent-teenager dynamic is full of misunderstanding. Some of the things Kelsey would say to her mother were surprisingly innocent if misguided.
By far the best part was reading the many adventures Kelsey plunges headfirst into as well as how she matures and handles everything. She asserts herself as a worthy character to read. There are even a good amount of laugh-worthy moments toward the end of the story. The book won't be a classic, due to the technology, but it is a great read to help adults remember what those trying years were like. For teenagers, it perhaps relates a message that everything isn't quite as tragic as it might at first seem. Also, you are what you decide to make of yourself.

Content: Mild swearing, underage drinking, underage drugs, and peer-pressure
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March 19, 2012
High school is tough, especially when you're a freshman.

This is also my freshman year, so Kelsey and I connected very well. But I'm still glad that I'm not in her shoes.

Making a mark was the one thing Kelsey planned to do, but she wasn't planning on how she was making her mark. Everyone always suggest for freshman to join a sport, club, theatre, etc... and of course everything sounds fantastic with meeting new people and trying new things. But sometimes trying new things really bite, especially when Kelsey makes a bad impression with an upperclassmen on the field. And to top things off, someone on the school paper has been printing some pretty embarrassing photos with her in them. That's not even all of it since the drama continues to pile day after day in high school.

Kelsey is a likable character with her hilarious comments through out the story. She goes through the usual high school drama with crappy love interests, gossip, and backstabbing. Her life is one of the more interesting lives, but definitely one you're glad isn't yours. Kelsey does make up for it with her wittiness. She's always ready to say something, even if it's the most ridiculous thing anyone could possibly say.

She noticeably develops as the story goes on with her constant misfortunes. Kelsey becomes more aware and cautious to what she does and who she's friends with. Her friends are great supporting characters. The relationship Kelsey has with her friends is natural and adds onto her high school experience. She also has those typical adolescent moments with her parents that only made her more real. I felt as if I could walk to school and find Kelsey somewhere in the halls.

This books is full of hilarious moments. It was great looking at high school through the eyes of someone like Kelsey. I'm jealous of everyone who are looking back at their freshman year while I'm still living it. I guess I can't complain too much when comparing my life with Kelsey's. Freshman Year is a light read filled with ridiculous amounts of fun.
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March 1, 2012
In Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters, we follow new Freshman Kelsey Finkelstein through her first year of high school. All Kelsey wants is to make her mark and to have a really great first year. Unfortunately for Kelsey, things do not work out exactly as she has planned them to.

I really love Kelsey’s character. She kept me in stitches with all the mishaps that happen on her first year of high school. I can totally sympathize with her on some of the things that happened; as I definitely remember my freshman year all too well. Her best friends; Cass, JoJo and Em were all wonderfully well thought out characters as well! I really enjoyed the relationships that these four girls had.

All of the ‘disasters’ that poor Kelsey went through definitely make the book a hilarious read. From her first kiss, to being back-stabbed by her best friend over a boy, to a school play gone wrong; it all adds up to some really funny situations. Add in some pretty emotional teenage drama, a great storyline and it all comes together into a really fun read.

The only part in the book that I had an issue with was all the underage drinking. Call me a prude, but I am not a fan of drinking at all. And being a mom of a 13 year old, I would definitely not want my daughter drinking at that age. I understand that all kids experiment, and that’s ok, but I just felt that it went a little overboard. I do, however, think that the author sent out a good message about the other issues that teen’s face; sex, drugs, homosexuality, etc. (Please keep in mind that this is just me, and I know many people will not feel this way!)

Overall, this book is definitely one of the funniest books I’ve read so far this year. The teenage drama and the fun characters definitely kept me hooked. I am definitely looking forward to reading more work by this author in the future. This really was a great read!

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March 6, 2012
Here in Greece, our schools have nothings to do with the schools in America. No proms, no sports, no clubs. We are happy to have a small library to say the truth. And that's a reason i always loved reading those teens books. It was like getting into another world.



Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters was amazing. I did not expect it to be that good, and in a way different. It was light and fun. And i liked how the writing (from words to style) matched the age of Kelsey. The book is written at first POVs, and it was nice to have actually Kelsey speaking than the author. Everything was described, exactly how Kelsey saw them and it was exactly what the book needed.



As for the story, it's a usual story of teens in high school with romance, mean girls, break ups, friendships, etc. What makes the book different? 1) It's long. It's not around a certain aspect of Kelsey's life but you see more of it. Family, friends, boys, lessons, clubs, parties, proms. It lasts long enough so you get a good idea of everything. Though i wouldn't mind if it would be even longer.

2)Kelsey and her friends are a little more mature than what i expected from a 14 year old. I'm not talking about what they are doing but also on how to handle things (from friendship to gay friends). That means Kelsey did not annoy me :P

3)Kelsey is a great character. She does stupid things but she is clever. And i liked how she managed to keep up with her problems and instead of being in a corner and crying, searched for her friends, tried to make fun, even talked to her mother. I was close to her for some reason. In some aspects she really reminded of myself.

If i had read the book at my teens i would have put it 5 stars. It was exactly what i liked reading at the time. But i'm a little older now, and sometimes i found it a little childish. I laughed, and enjoy it. I went back to school and i was a teen once again for a while.
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242 reviews88 followers
February 2, 2012
Kelsey you sweet, innocent, adorable girl. I have read a few books that star a girl entering high school and Kelsey is my favorite. This is such an important time in a girls life and I think it is a great place to start a series. The experiences that we have at that time in our lives truly helps to shape who we become as adults. I have read some books about teenagers that I don't feel are realistic; 14 year olds with unlimited amounts of money to spend, using language that is not quite right, partying like 25 year old celebrities and other things that don't make sense to me. I am not saying that those things can't be true, just that based on my upbringing they don't feel true to my experiences like Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters does.

Kelsey does get herself in some uncomfortable and possibly dangerous situations and I think that they were handled well for her age. I like when these situations can translate to the real world. I think that everything Kelsey did was true to her personality. I liked her and that made me want good things to happen to her. I had an arch nemesis in high school and Kelsey's interaction with hers reminds me of that so much! Some girls can be so mean!

Kelsey's shenanigans had me laughing out loud and and feeling her embarrassment with her. I felt that her friendships were authentic to high school friendships; betrayals and loyalty were both present. This is the book I would have wanted to read when I was 14. I would have felt such a kinship with her. I think it would have been a great book to compare to my life at that time. Reading it now it is a great way to look back and reflect on my own experiences.

BOTTOM LINE: I hope that you will give Kelsey a chance and read this book!
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656 reviews343 followers
March 24, 2012
SO FUNNY!!!! LOVED LOVED LOVED!
Kelsey Finkelstein is starting high school, only she's determined to stand out this year! What she didn't consider is that she might stand out, just not in the most flattering ways. First her arch-nemesis Gemma moves away, only to be replaced by new arch-nemesis & upperclassman Julie Nelson. Then one of her besties, Cass, steals her long-time (and newly single) crush Jordan. Her dreams of becoming star left wing of the JV soccer team are dashed when she is made (gasp!) goalie, ouch! The spring musical goes equally off track when she get a lead (!!!) but then discovers it's for a male part (a gross fat wolf-man male part). And through all of this she keeps winding up in picutes in the school paper, only the shots are rather unfortunate. She meets new friends, fights with her current ones, has disappointing encouters with boys, and not to mention dealing with her parents and super-annoying sister! How will she ever survive this crazy year?

Kelsey is my new best friend. I loved her so much... so much! This book is so freaking cute and funny I can't even say enough about it. I love it when a book makes me laugh out loud (it's so rare!). When she said"
"Apparently, she can't find her Annie costume (could someone have hidden it behind the washing machine? I wonder...)"
I almost fell off my chair laughing! But seriously, the best part of this book is it's so realistic. Teens do drink, they mostly don't have absentee parents, they think about sex and wonder when and if they should be doing it, they don't have unlimited access to credit cards and high fashion. I love a book that has that honest feel.
It's a must read for YA-ers!

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February 29, 2012
I was super excited to read Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters. The synopsis really intrigued me. I survived my freshman year--I live in small town--but I was so interested in finding out Kelsey’s freshman year in the big city, New York.

I liked Freshman Year & Other Unnatural Disasters. If you are a contemporary fan like me, you would love this book. It was a cute, quick and funny read. The first 50 pages were a bit slow for me, but it got better after that.

Kelsey and I stared out with love/hate relationship. Sometimes she’s kind of annoying; she acts as if the whole world revolves around her. Other times I like her. She’s likable, sweet and adorable freshman. I ended up liking her and rooting for her to get her happy ending. I like her best friends and Ben as well.

It was really fun going through the freshman journey with Kelsey and her friends. A lot of wild things happen in this book that made it hard for me to put this book down. I was in the mood for this kind of book, and Meredith’s debut didn’t disappoint. The book cracked me up until the end.

Meredith did an amazing job on her debut novel. She really captured the high school drama and teenagers. I would recommend this book for those who love contemporary books and want a book that would make you smile or laugh.
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1,399 reviews183 followers
March 3, 2012
My freshmen year in high school....I can totally relate to every aspect of this book. A new girl, starting at a new school, friends and of course boy drama. I really like the feel of this book. It took to my heart right away and I could not put it down.

What I enjoyed most about this book is the great characters. Kelsey is a freshmen. Bent on setting a name for herself, Kelsey is determine to do things a certain way. I loved Kelsey. She reminded me of me when I was young. Over dramatic, heart-broken , embarrassing moments, anyone can relate to this girl. I loved that Kelsey feels real. She's not perfect. She just a girl in this world trying desperately to find her place.

I really loved the plot line. It was simple yet a wonderful journey to walk in. To see Kelsey grow with every mistake made her such a better person. Yes, she got all teenageary and cried, got attitude, but who wouldn't? I like that her character feels real. She captured the voice a teenage girl beautifully.

Freshmen Year & Other Unnatural Disasters is a cute coming of age book. Ms. Zeitlin has a way of writing everyday situations that everyone can relate to and enjoy.
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April 2, 2012
This book was absolutely hilarious! I laughed so, so much and Kelsey and her friends were definitely relateable! I really enjoyed Ms. Zeitlin's writing and her humour.

Kelsey was definitely a great main character. She was hilarious and some things, I could relate to, and others were just "shaking my head (and smiling)"-ish. Kelsey was a normal fourteen-year-old that worried about ridiculous things, with some nice sarcasm on the top. Then about the romance...I didn't like Jordan, but Ben, I did. I mean, seriously. Seriously. Ben was definitely sweet and so nice!
I also liked Kelsey's friends, they were understanding and was there for her.

This is a must-read. Ms. Zeitlin will keep you entertained until the end, and just when you think the disasters are over, a surprise pops up! Definitely a great read for readers that are looking for something sweet and funny!
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October 22, 2012
I'll be honest: I was ridiculously excited to read this for all sorts of reasons, and it took me forever to get around to it. By the time I did, I was super, super disappointed.

The story is really simple: Kelsey is our heroine - in a new school, has a plan to reinvent herself. Things don't go as planned, and the book tries to be really funny and interesting about it. Unfortunately, it ends up being just frustrating - again with the formulaic nature, again with the trying too hard. It's like this niche genre has been overrun at this point and things are being thrown against the wall simply to see what sticks.

I know there's good books in this genre coming out - I've even read a few! This was just a huge, huge disappointment for me.
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July 1, 2012
This book is in my V.I.B area(Very, Important,Book)! It's so funny and inspires me to write more. Meredith Zeitlin reminds me of Tina Fey. I can see this novel being a TV Show and winning an Emmy. Kelsey Finkelstein has the best friends anyone could ask for! Jojo with her different highlights and good sense of humor would be my favorite person. But Em is really sweet and nice too. I love all of them! A very good highschool experience that makes you laugh out loud in every chapter is in Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters. I LOVE YOU MEREDITH
Peace and Love, Olive
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January 9, 2012
Meredith Zeitlin’s FRESHMAN YEAR & OTHER UNNATURAL DISASTERS is wonderfully old-school YA (none of these martini-swilling, black AmEx-toting Gossip Girl teens) and hilariously funny. I dare you not to fall in love with Kelsey Finkelstein. Highly recommend.
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August 18, 2013
I thought it was like a horrible Disney channel show on steroids. It was poorly written and left nothing to the imagination. You knew everything that was going to happen, like Jordan ending up with one of Kelsey's friends. I couldn't even finish the book.
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April 4, 2017


This is a very cute read, perfect for a reading slump type of mood. It made me want to keep coming back to it and find out what's going to happen next.

Yes it's your generic high school story situation but the main character isn't your typical dingbat. She actually seems smart and strong. She stands her ground, she doesn't give in to peer pressure. And when she is betrayed by a best friend she doesn't just let it go. She knows its wrong and really I think the other friends should have been more on her side with that.

I understand they may not have wanted to ruin their friendships but if my two best friends were in a situation like that, hell no, I'd tell the one friend who did the wrong they fucked up bad and they need to get it together and cut the crap.

Also I did enjoy the little twist at the end and the ending in general.

Also this is a diverse read.

That's all I'm going to say about that.
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June 26, 2021
I wouldn't say there was anything groundbreaking about this book, but it sure was a lot of fun. I loved Kelsey! She was so determined to make this "the" year, but all she kept finding were pitfalls. I felt a little bad for her, but I couldn't help but laugh at all the detours she encountered on her road to making her mark. I appreciated the focus on friendship too. This tight knit group hit some bumps throughout their first year of high school, but their friendship proved strong enough to withstand the storms.

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November 10, 2020
Ok so I added this book to my TBR in 2011 and got to it in 2020 - and i am definitely not the target audience (especially now with the extra 9 years added on).

A bunch of unlikeable characters, who are 14 (yes 14!), in their first year of high school, endure such things as breakdowns of friendships (stealing boyfriends etc), talking about/ going out with boys (making out, going to parties and having to say "no means no" etc etc), bitchy mean girls, drinking, drugs, horrible parents/ siblings etc etc etc. It was just a frustrating and annoying look into a bunch of kids I didn't care about at all.
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February 14, 2012
Kelsey Finkelstein is fourteen and FRUSTRATED. Every time she tries to live up to her awesome potential, her plans are foiled – by her impossible parents, her annoying little sister, and life in general. But with her first day of high school coming up, Kelsey is positive that things are going to change. Enlisting the help of her three best friends — sweet and quiet Em, theatrical Cass, and wild JoJo — Kelsey gets ready to rebrand herself and make the kind of mark she knows is her destiny.

Things start out great—her arch-nemesis has moved across the country, giving Kelsey the perfect opportunity to stand out on the soccer team and finally catch the eye of her long-time crush. But soon enough, an evil junior’s thirst for revenge, a mysterious photographer, and a series of other catastrophes make it clear that just because Kelsey has a plan for greatness… it doesn’t mean the rest of the world is in on it (summary courtesy of Goodreads).

Kelsey just really wants her first year of high school to be the year; the year she shines on the soccer team, the year her crush finally realizes she’s alive and the year that everything will change for the better. She is determined to make her dreams come true. But first she has to contend with her mom—well-meaning but clueless and constantly embarrassing, a junior who seems to have put Kelsey at the top of her “people I love to hate” list, a newspaper photographer with a knack for taking the wrong picture and the changing dynamics of her long-time group of friends. Maneuvering her way through the first year of high school may be more difficult than Kelsey ever imagined.

Once in a while, a book comes along that makes you smile and leaves you with a good feeling deep in your soul. Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters is that book. I fell in love with this book almost immediately. Kelsey Finkelstein is the perfect teenager; she is bitingly sarcastic, funny and absolutely convinced that everything is about her. Zeitlin is able to completely grasp the concept of an awkward teenager making her way in the world and she accurately portrays exactly what a fourteen-year-old high school student is thinking and feeling. Because of Zeitlin’s outstanding writing, the reader can practically hear what Kelsey’s mom refers to as “Typical Adolescent Behavior” coming through the pages. It’s been awhile since a book actually made me laugh out loud, but Freshman Year did just that. I am pretty sure the lady in the car next to me who saw me laughing hysterically while I waited for my son to get out of school thought I had recently escaped the insane asylum. No, that was just me enjoying the heck out of this book!

Kelsey Finkelstein just might be my new hero. She spouts some of the best one-liners I’ve ever read. Two of my favorites: “Well, isn’t that the cherry on my sundae” and “Goody gumdrops. Pardon my elbows as I shove to the front of the line for that choice opportunity.” Kelsey is perhaps one of the most dynamic characters I’ve read in a long time in a young adult novel. She actually learns from her mistakes and obviously grows as a person throughout the course of the novel. She’s not stagnant and unchanging; she makes mistakes, figures out what she did wrong and tries to make it better. The dynamic of Kelsey’s group of friends, Em, Cass and JoJo, is also played out very well. Zeitlin manages to show the reader what a real group of girls in high school is like as friends. They argue, they disagree and they sometimes do stupid things to each other, but in the end, the real friendships shine through.

Perhaps my favorite thing about this book is that Zeitlin doesn’t pull any punches or try to sugar-coat the high school experience. Guess what? Sometimes crappy things happen to good people who have the best intentions. Sometimes things work out for the best and sometimes they don’t. Life isn’t an episode of iCarly or Victorious, it’s not always fixed in half an hour. Zeitlin gives the reader a chance to see what life is like for a real girl who is dealing with real problems, and she does it in such a way that we as readers actually forget we are reading the story of a fictional character. Kelsey Finkelstein connects with the reader on a personal level, especially with the teenage girl who doesn’t think anything ever goes right in her life. Reading this book will not only make that teenage girl laugh, but it will give her someone she can relate to as well.

I found Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters to be a fun, quirky and entertaining read. It was extremely funny, yet poignantly realistic. There is some mild language, teen drinking (which, coincidentally never ends well) and minor sexual content (kissing mostly). I recommend this book for ages 14 and up. I do have one question, though. Where has Meredith Zeitlin been hiding and when can we expect more from her?
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42 reviews13 followers
February 2, 2012
So the website says Kelsey Finkelstein is going to be your new best friend.
And guess what? That makes me HAPPY.
Freshman Year and Other Unnatural Disasters by Meredith Zaitlin, to-be-published by G. P. Putnam and Sons, was exactly what I needed to get over missing school-life like hell, missing my girlfriends and all the sleepovers and late-night giggling over who's-doing-what-where. Seriously. This book is a breath of fresh air, a tome of escalating fun, something that will make you clutch your sides and just laugh because it is SO. DAMN. CUTE.
Not to mention sarcastic in the best sense. And perfect for girls who are not afraid or ashamed to show their girlish side. And pure awesome.
And you know why it is pure awesome? Because the protagonist is. And you know WHY she is so awesome? Because she's just like one of us next-door girls.
Not perfect, not beautiful enough to cause a certain gravitational reaction of the male species' mouth, and definitely not a princess who gets everything she wants. She finds herself embarrassed by fussy parents, picked on by seniors, backstabbed by friends, shopping in awful departmental stores, wearing a fat suit, being freely provided with unrequired and completely unasked for photo-publicity in the school newspaper, having her heart broken and fixed and tooth broken and fixed and I don't know, I loved this book.
So Kelsey Finkelstein was almost a nobody in her old school, and this freshman year she is determined to sparkle. With the help of friends JoJo, Em and Cassidy, she seeks to outshine every other girl and get the yummy Jordan Rothman to herself. But it's a long year, and getting noticed by Jordan is going to take some inventive competition on Kelsey's part. A little difficult to accomplish because everything that actually works out in Kelsey's favor seems to have, let's say, a catch. Each of her friends seems to be keeping some secret, and a senior is out to make Kelsey's life hell.
Not much when it comes to a plot, simple stuff fit for the 11-16 demographic, but it's still fun basically because every girl's had one of the troubles that Kelsey goes through.
(Talking about that, if you want an amusing account of a Jewish play that I once performed in, keep reading after this review is over)
So anyway. I loved this book, and I'm sure you will if you've ever gone through freshman year. Seriously, this is LOL stuff. You'll love Kelsey and her friends, and you'll love the situations that they get themselves into, and you'll miss school if you're like me and have moved on to college. I loved how each of her friends had a different problem, and how these problems seems so complex to Kelsey although they really aren't: exactly how we used to feel at 14 when an unreturned missed call or a tantrum threw us all into a total frenzy.

VERDICT: Four and a half stars. For making me laugh in the middle of the night loud enough that my parents asked me if everything was okay and had I, perhaps, lost my mind a bit?

SIDENOTE: That Jewish Play.

Okay, so you guys know the story of Ruth? So our school did a play on Ruth, and I was Boaz- the rich landlord guy she ends up marrying- (because I can sing bass, you know, pretty well) and the whole thing turned out hilarious though it wasn't really meant to be. The hilarity started with my costume: a bright red satin robe thingy that kept billowing around me, and a headdress that looked like a pumpkin without the orange panels. I mean, everyone else had yarmulkes and here I was, sweating inside a pumpkin. I had a spirit-gum affixed moustache as well, and on the second day, it came off a bit while I was onstage rambling about Moab and families and brethren. I sneezed. Into my lapel mike.
And then backstage, we forgot to turn off our mikes and two lunatics were dancing around in the toilet singing a Bollywood song and the audience heard half of it. The audience mostly consisted of priests and nuns and I guess that didn't go down very well with them.
And then onstage, a friend skipped a dialogue and I was supposed to say something after it: something about red ribbons or Gentiles or something, and all I said was "red ribbon". Then we all stood there staring at each other for five full seconds in total agony before a song came on and saved us.
Oh, and someone nearly fell into the orchestra pit while leading imaginary sheep across the stage.
Tee hee.

Why am I saying this? Because this book has a Jewish play in it! And it's totally hilarious! And I kept thinking about running on stage and singing my angry-Boaz song the whole time, I even hummed it. So, yeah, I totally dig this book. I LOVE IT, so go READ IT!



(This book was received as an e-ARC from the publishers in return for an honest review; no money was exchanged )
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