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153 pages, Paperback
First published March 12, 2011
“Mother, you seem unusually perturbed. Has something happened?” I inquired.She has news. Some good, some bad. The bad news, to get it out of the way, is that he has to leave home and now although it’s unclear how exactly ‘now’ is to be interpreted: “Am I to leave now – at this instant? Or do I have…until morning at least?” he asks. It turns out that there isn’t much wriggle room there. The good news is that it’s because his bedroom will be required shortly by a new occupant, a brother or sister, because his mother has fallen pregnant:
“Happened? Yes, of course something has happened,” she snapped. “Something is always happening. Even when life appears to be grinding its gears it is always, regardless of perception, propelling itself forward.” She then aimed her authoritative, all-knowing right index finger directly at me and announced with great conviction, “Stasis is a lie of the mind!”
“Yes, but…why? How?”So, Valentine says, “No, I’m not going. I don’t want to. I suddenly find the prospect wholly unattractive and I refuse to go. No.” It doesn’t matter. His father had no objection to him saying the word ‘no’ but at the same time no intention of paying heed to it and much the same as the protagonists in Beckett’s novellas First Love and The End Valentine finds himself out the door with a few quid in his pocket and no clue what to do with himself:
“The why is not for me to say – this is far, far bigger than you or I. Frankly, I’m surprised that you have the gall to posit such a question. As for the how, I believe we went over that several times during reproduction instruction, but, to recap, it is the result of your father’s sex organ being repeatedly thrust into my genital canal, culminating in the release of vast quantities of sperm into my uterus, one or two of which leech onto one of my eggs that have made the journey down through my fallopian tube, propagating yet another…” She waved her hand dismissively in my direction. “One of you.”
[…]
“And what if I were to say no?” I asked, firmly.
“Then you’d have every right to,” [my father] replied. “No one would stop you. It’s a word, nothing more. No one owns it.”
My parents had sent me on my way with a small stipend and an enormous amount of love and goodwill. It didn’t take me long to realise, however, that this was the reverse of what I actually neededOnly a few hundred yards into this bleak—is it stating the obvious to say ‘Beckettian’?—landscape Valentine is accosted by a man in black: “Your money or your life!” After a short exchange in which he tries to reason with his assailant Valentine decides to give in to the only logical proposition that seems to makes any sense: he runs. Bullets fly after him but—miraculously—he escapes. Once he’s sure he’s no longer being pursued Valentine realises he needs to find a place to gather his thoughts and settles “upon a dubious-looking bed and breakfast establishment named, rather unnervingly, ‘The End of the World.’” This is where the rest of the book’s action is played out and mostly in the building’s kitchen to be honest.
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My father had left me with the words, “My lad, the world is now your oyster.” And indeed it was: grey, rather slimy, and a sense of something fishy going on in the background that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. My initial impressions were a far cry from the glamorous fantasy I’d been entertaining all these years. It certainly wasn’t anything like it was portrayed to be in all of the films I’d obsessively watch at any given opportunity. There the world was much brighter, far more vibrant, and certainly a lot more colourful. This all seemed rather washed out and monochromatic.