Neil Gaiman is a favorite, and The Sandman is one of the great comics of all time. But just because Gaiman wrote something doesn’t automatically make it good. Remember, he’s responsible for that absurd Beowulf script 15 years ago, and that was just awful bad to its core. Gaiman’s reimagining of the Eternals here isn’t anywhere that terrible, but it’s flawed and flat, and he could have done something a lot more interesting. After all, the storyline has so much potential, and Gaiman (after Starlin, maybe) is the most qualified writer to reboot Jack Kirby’s cosmic creation, but it feels like he’s just phoning it in, or he didn’t take the requisite time to think this project out, or maybe he, even someone like Neil Gaiman, was a little star struck at the prospect of carrying on that legendary Kirby mythology and it froze him. I dunno. But this isn’t very good.
I didn’t read the originals as a kid. Something about Ikaris’ blond Dutch boy cut just screamed “dumb” to me from the covers of those comics back in the ‘70s. But those space gods the Celestials intrigue me and the deep Marvel lore reaching way way back to the origins of the universe along with the Eternal/Deviant divide (especially as embodied in the figure of Thanos) can be pretty fascinating stuff.
However, despite the allure, maybe the Eternals are just a losing proposition to begin with and even Neil Gaiman can’t make it work. Because even though the original comics was Kirby working for Marvel again, the Eternals retained way too much of the goofy hokiness of his New Gods/Fourth World DC enterprise, and so perhaps it was destined to go nowhere, despite that great potential. Even now with Gaiman’s darker cynicism to balance out the gee whizzery of Kirby’s source material, there’s still something here that’s off putting ... maybe not as bad as the silliness of the Forever People or Mister Miracle or Granny Goodness, but it’s not working for me. And I’m not sure it will translate all that well to the big screen next year, either, when the MCU tries to breathe life into the Eternals.
(Maybe the real problem here is Kirby’s original mistake of trying to create heroes out of gods, something he should have known better than to try in the first place. If Ikaris can’t die, then Ikaris is incapable of truly heroic action. Nothing he or his fellow Eternals do really matters if they live forever. Homer knew this and made the flawed mortals Achilles and Odysseus the central figures of his works. Vyas knew it—Krishna is tangential to the Mahabharata, not its hero. And if you want to argue, well what about Thor? Isn’t he really one of Kirby’s greatest heroic characters? Well, yes I suppose he is, but Thor dies and he knows he will die, and that foreknowledge of his and the other Asgardians’ future doom shades everything he does from the original sagas through Kirby and into the present MCU. And next you’ll probably argue, well nobody ever truly dies in the funny pages anyway, even in Marvel...look at what they’ve done to your everlovin’ once incredible now immortal Hulk...to which I suppose I’ll just have to shake my head sadly and mutter, “I know, I know...”)
And, back to the matter at hand, although artist John Romita Jr does an admirable job here with re-envisioning the Deviants, he’s not the guy to bring the Celestials and those Kirby machines back to life, either. He may have the pedigree but he lacks the skills and the imagination. He has enough problems just trying to draw a human face. Sorry, John Jr...