A terribly funny book, if it wasn't for a terribly disturbing situation in Iraq. There were pastry classes for unemployed Iraqi women (for the 1-2 hours of electricity/ day); money for a sports mural, money for Baghdad Yellow Pages, money for a newspaper (with zero readership), money for a Baghdad Zoo (in a war zone) and even money for an English Lang. Academy for Iraqi Bureaucracy (even though the Iraqi government wasn't invited). It was beyond funny it was absurd. The country has been at war (including Desert War), and has experienced civil war and is still experiencing conflict since at least from 1990. That's thirty years!
But, there was worse to come, much worse. There was money for projects, but foiled by incompetence, 'pointless projects, bureaucratic fumbling, overwhelmed soldiers, oblivious administrators' and 'bizarre decisions and wrongheaded priorities'. Even though, there was money for reconstruction, and (if you haven't guessed it already) there was lots of it, there was no leadership, no guidance and no policy and, at one stage, there wasn't even an operating government in Iraq. Sorry, I'm sorry, but back to the money. Oh, let me see, yes, $40 million was spent on a prison that was never opened; $104 million was spent on a failed sewerage system in Fallujah and a whopping $171 million was spent on a hospital that never saw a patient.
Oh yes, that was just slim pickings because wait, there's more. A lot more! Bechtel, a US defence contractor, spent an estimated $4.6 billion on sewerage projects that were either never finished, blown up, abandoned or for projects that were never started! hhhmm, to top it all off, Betchel ended up finishing no projects, yes that's right, no sewerage projects were ever finished while Bechtel was in Iraq. All in all, it was estimated (only estimated, mind you) that approximately, $63 billion was spent on the Reconstruction of Iraq. That looks like this: $63 000 000 000 or, breaking the figure down another way, it would be $63 million, not ten times or 100 times or even 200, 500 or 800 times, but a 1000 times. A thousand times! (63 million x 1000 = 63 000 000 000). Or, if it was explained in savings: If you could save $100,000/ year, it would take you 630,000 years to save it all. And when the US military finally left Iraq, the people still didn't even have running water!
Lastly, this reader will always remember the scenes described in the following chapters: 'Water and Sewerage' (no running water, no operating sewerage plants, little electricity for the Iraqi people); 'Milking the US Government' (money for milk when there was no water for cows, no feed for cows, no trucks to transport the milk & the milk was undrinkable because of the high levels of TB in it); 'Humanitarian Assistance' (HA just for the cameras, but NOT in any way shape or form was it for the locals); 'Everyone was looking the other way' (a story of corruption, greed & waste); 'Seeing the Dragon' (a story of staying alive in a war zone) and 'Missing Him' (the story of high suicide rates in the US Military).
Oh, and here are some memorable quotes:
"Create chambers of commerce to facilitate investment". p.161.
"Facebook didn't exist when the war started (March 2003), but it sure as hell was here now". p.201.
"If bullshit was water, we'd all drown." p.160.
"Reality, even when enthusiastically ignored, is a stern teacher". p.132.
"There were a lot of ways to die in Iraq and only a few ways to live". p.238.
"The reality was we were imprisoned on military bases which meant we had cursory relationships with Iraqis and were always seen as fat-walleted aliens descending from armoured cars". p.247-8.
"We (the Americans) have the watch, but they (the Iraqis) have the watch, says an old joke". p.249.
"We got funding, create projects, spend money and move on. We knew the formula". p.216.
"The frustration with State Department is that they are happy to be. And whether or not anything actually gets done is not important to them". p. 251.
Finally and lastly, but certainly not least:
"Not thanks really but a special notice to Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice, who led an organisation I once cared deeply for into a swamp and abandoned us there". p. 268.
I'll leave it at that, shall I? Iraq. Tragic and destroyed for oil. Compulsive reading. 5 STARS.