Horror fiction would be my guilty pleasure if I thought there were anything in it to feel guilty about, which I don't, so it isn't! Sometimes these books are terrible, usually pretty good, and this one was awesome. There was only one story I actively disliked, the very first one, a too-serious dramatic zombie story. But since it was out of the way quickly, the rest of the book just flew by. Here's a run down of what's in the rest of the book.
The second story was had a chick who looks hot from behind but hideous from the front, and her neighbor sees her through the window eating raw meat in her living room. I know I just ruined the ending, but you shouldn't have read a review with the spoilers alert thingy on.
Then there was a kind of short, funny one about a dude who right before dies trapped up on a cliff with evil black birds finally decides the perfect way to describe them in the book he'll never write.
A writer trying to get away to write something ends up with a pretty evil medieval monster in the woods behind his house.
An American Civil War story with a gross old supernatural man who collects heads story was next.
Something straight out of the Twilight Zone, with a kid who can draw things and make them real, with a very cool ending.
A kind of bullied kid's ghost gets a kind of revenge or something deep down in a mine shaft 100 years later. This one seemed kind of confusing, I'm not sure who the ghost was or why he was trying to kill everyone, but the ending was horrifying.
Random pieces of fruit start popping up in this lady's pool when she's sleeping, then hunks of meat, then strange sea creatures...
A surreal, dark story about a pier that has dead people talking to you through plaques put up all over the place, and THEY HATE THE LIVING!!!
A freaky story about a couple trapped in a car wreck with evil, carnivorous angelks flapping around outside.
A kind of crime story that I didn't really get, maybe about a ghost in a tree? Maybe the only other really weak point of the book, really easy to forget about. (in addition to the first zombie story).
A kind of bizarre fantasy about the ghost of a dead brother scaring everyone.
I have to call out Joe R Lansdale by name with his "Christmas for the Dead," because this dude never ever ever fails to deliver, like David Schow, who unfortunately isn't in this book. "Christmas for the Dead" is typical Lansdale, totally decrepit, extreme, and funny. I'm sick to death of zombies, but this one had a kickass zombie-fighting dog, and there was some hilarious Christmas stuff at the end.
A couple of lesbians crash a car and spend the night in a creepy house, twist ending.
A couple of punks stuck in a dreary seaside town (the Morrissey song "Everyday is Like Sunday" is actually mentioned in the story) want to get out, and one of them ALMOST does.
An angry alcoholic could-have-been kills a dude and then takes a train... to a circular hell!!
"Lesser Demons" by Norman Partridge, new guy to me, was like a zombie story, but with demons, which I liked much more. They file their teeth into sharp points and have all kinds of monsters on their side to boot.
Steve Rasnic Tem, who in a previous volume of this series had two stories which were just fucking cheesey awful, wrote the scariest story in this book, "Telling." It made me mad to realize it was the same guy I had written off a couple of years ago, because I really like to nurse my literary dislikes.
Caitlin Kiernan, as usual, writes a pretty dark, atmospheric story, but really, she needs to cheer the fuck up.
Ramsey Campbell has his almost obligatory place in this collection, with a story that I had hoped would be about giant killer spiders but wasn't.
A weird POEM that doesn't take itself seriously at all, but actually has some pretty gruesome imagery in it, like the brain of a hillbilly wizard that popped out of its grave like a mole and was bouncing around in the weeds with the brainstem trailing behind it like a tail.
A story about ghouls, which I personally feel are kind of overlooked. It relies a lot on Lovecraft, which is fine by me, but the sub-plot about the cheating girlfriend took a little too much of the center stage. But great story, great ending. And the Smithereens are mentioned. Like three times.
What I had thought was going to be another fucking zombie story turned out to be kind of interesting, if a little too serious: what the world would be like if the zombies won, and there were no more people to eat. Really man, why the FUCK are zombies so popular? I'm sick of them!!!