Crysis video games never had interesting plots. But as John Carmack said once, “Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important.” So, it’s not like plots that tried to show off without having enough depth were a big problem for games. Unfortunately, greedy publishers decided to milk Crysis franchise a bit more and we’ve got this. An official novelization of Crysis 2 video game. And well, it’s exactly what you can expect from the novel that was based on video game. It feels cheap, there’s literally nothing interesting about it and it’s terribly written. You know, gentlemanly set of this kind of the novels. Only this one is especially bad. If you want me to compare it with something, I think that it’ll be OK to compare it with Uwe Boll’s movies. Because it’s that cheap and ugly. But unlike Mr. Boll’s “masterpieces”, this novel isn’t only trying to make a quick money from popular game, it provides exactly nothing new. And it’s a huge problem.
Why? Well, because in video game it’s fun to just run and shoot. That’s what the game is all about - running around and shooting stuff. That’s the fun. But when it’s about the novel, you want more details, more depth. And you won’t find anything like that here. ⅔ of the novel is exactly that - running and shooting. Author just described the gameplay. Almost 1:1. Level by level. Now may I ask what’s the fun? I mean, I was there, seen that, played through the whole thing, had some fun. Why should I waste my time and read about the same exact thing? Reading about how Prophet / Alcatraz shooting CELL members and Ceph again and again without an end is extremely boring to say the least. And author was too lazy to add something new.
Well, it’s not like there’s nothing new at all, but it only makes things worse. You don’t need glasses to see that a lot of text was added just to make adaptation big enough to be called the novel. It’s like a poor short story was filled with random stuff (for example, author added those letters you was supposed to collect in the game) just to waste our time (it's really hard to force yourself to keep reading through the whole 320 pages), while all in all, this novel is exactly what any middle school kid will write after playing the game. No style, no charm, no depth, nothing to keep your attention. Just bare retelling of the video game events. With no reason. Also, it’s just amazing how somebody with no writing talent at all was allowed to write a book. I mean, yes, the author tried to make a hero to act like “your regular low ranking soldier” on purpose, but he failed. And failed oh so hard. Because it looks like in author’s opinion the only two things that soldiers are all about are shooting and swearing. Nothing else. Remember Harry Harrison's “Bill, the Galactic Hero”? Nothing like that here. Not even close. Just shooting and swearing.
As I already said, the whole thing is written on “middle school kid” level. And it’s actually fun how you can see middle school kid here all over the whole text. Like author had some weird obsession with aliens’ genitals and returned to them again and again like he has teenager hypersexuality. Exactly something that you’ll expect from middle school kid's fan fiction. Fan fiction feeling is so strong that it’s hard to believe that you’re reading the official novelization and not something you downloaded from net forums, or DeviantArt.
So, let’s just say that I don’t recommend to waste your money and time on this one, unless you’re a hopeless geek like me and ready to read anything that was based on video game. Novels that were based on video games are often bad, but this one is just terrible. It just combined all possible bad things together and sold them for the price of the proper thing. If you’ve finished the game, you already knows everything. Reading the poor retelling of gameplay process is incredibly boring, while text itself has outrageous lack of talent and skill.