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Notes from the Blender
by
Trish Cook,
Brendan Halpin (Goodreads Author)
Declan loves death metal--particularly from Finland. And video games--violent ones. And internet porn--any kind, really. He goes to school with Neilly Foster and spends most of his classroom time wondering what it might be like to know her, to talk to her, maybe even to graze against her sweater in the hallway. Neilly is an accomplished gymnast, naturally beautiful, and a...more
Hardcover, 240 pages
Published
May 24th 2011
by EgmontUSA
(first published July 23rd 2010)
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"Notes from the [Family] Blender" is a book which grew only slowly on me because of one of the two main characters (yes, this book has switching points of view by two different authors): During the first chapters the guy, Declan, presents himself to us as the kind of teenage boy I always thought I could live without knowing: The sort that is forever playing violent xBox-games, listening to music which revels in sheer brutality, watching non-stop internet porn and talking the rest of the time abo...more
Declan loves death metal–particularly from Finland. And video games–violent ones. And internet porn–any kind, really. He goes to school with Neilly Foster and spends most of his classroom time wondering what it might be like to know her, to talk to her, maybe even to graze against her sweater in the hallway. Neilly is an accomplished gymnast, naturally beautiful, and a constant presence at all the best parties (to which Declan is never invited). She’s the queen of cool, the princess of poker fac...more
I picked this book up because in one way, it's pretty similar to my WiP (newly blended family with a girl and guy about the same age). However, it is about a million times more hilarious than I will ever be. I loved both metalhead/part-time Unitarian sexton Declan and "nerves of steely Neilly", but Declan was the one who made me laugh out loud. His voice is so goofy and gross and sincere all at the same time, which I think is how I remember my close guy friends from high school. Neilly also tota...more
Declan is your average teenage boy, into death metal, violent video games and internet porn. He lives with his father. Both father and son seem unable to get over the loss of Declan’s mother. So imagine Declan’s surprise when he finds out that his dad suddenly getting married to the mother of the hottest girl in his class!
Neilly is perfect, and popular. Her only bump in the road is that her boyfriend just broke up with her and her best friend appears to be involved. Oh yeah and her dad is about...more
Neilly is perfect, and popular. Her only bump in the road is that her boyfriend just broke up with her and her best friend appears to be involved. Oh yeah and her dad is about...more
I’m a bona fide genre enthusiast, so I’ve been trying to expand my reading out into general literary fiction, both in adult and YA titles. This one seemed like a safe bet: an odd-couple story, replete with quirkiness and devoid of any sci-fi gimmicks. I never really got enthusiastic about it, but it ended up being a decent, enjoyable read.
Declan is a fairly typical suburban teenage boy, but ever since the death of his mother, he has hidden behind a thorny exterior. Immersed in Finnish death meta...more
Declan is a fairly typical suburban teenage boy, but ever since the death of his mother, he has hidden behind a thorny exterior. Immersed in Finnish death meta...more
An enjoyable and quick read, this book did not live up to its potential. There were a lot of romantic comedy type cliches (made tolerable and even slightly humorous by the main characters acknowledging them) and the secondary characters were a bit too two-dimensional. I knew how the plot lines would end before they'd barely begun. There was far too much swearing and sexual language (courtesy of the male main character) for my tastes. I suppose it was on par with the actual thoughts of a teenage...more
I can be such a sap. Really, I'm a bit of the same kind of sap Declan in this novel is. He appears to be all black-clad death metal hard edges and really he's kind of a softie who deeply mourns the mother killed when he was nine by a drunk driver and yearns for a girl who gets him. Okay, not so much with the girl and the FRANK depictions of teen male tumescence and porn fantasies, but I, too, like my alterna-rock (love the Replacements references here!) and sneer a bit at the glass half-empty wo...more
I absolutely loved this book. This may be because I recognized my own family and experiences with Unitarian Church in it, and there are so few books that so prominently feature this little known liberal religion. Anyone with a very liberal upbringing will enjoy little details such as the father's misguided attempt to frankly discuss sex with his son ("Do you want to know anything else? Like how it feels? I had the same terrified reaction as the protagonist when my own mother tried that line on m...more
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Declan and Neilly are at opposite ends of the social spectrum at their school and they're about to be step-siblings. It comes as a huge suprise to each of them. Dec's mom died when he was nine. He didn't know his Dad, Thomas was seeing anyone, let along getting that someone pregnant and planning on getting married. Neilly finds out about Thomas when she goes home early from school one day and finds her mom and Thomas making lunch, clothes only in towels. Dec lets it slip about the half-brother o...more
It's actually not a bad book. The story and the characters are interesting. And and I will say that Brendan Halpin is quiet hilarious in his writing skills! One of the main characters (Declan - which I LOVE THAT NAME)is a quiet boy who likes metal, veganism and appears to be scary, but is really a big softie underneath. He has his fair share of problems and by the end, he doesn't resolve them, but he does at least find ways to better cope with them. The other main character Neilly, attempts to b...more
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Once again I found myself thinking while reading this novel how I wished I had read these type of books when I was in high school. I think that teens today can really relate to the two main characters in this one, I would've loved to have read and connect with both Declan and Neilly when I was sixteen. They are both characters filled with a turmoil of emotions and very confused which is how I felt many times when I was younger, and these two autho...more
Once again I found myself thinking while reading this novel how I wished I had read these type of books when I was in high school. I think that teens today can really relate to the two main characters in this one, I would've loved to have read and connect with both Declan and Neilly when I was sixteen. They are both characters filled with a turmoil of emotions and very confused which is how I felt many times when I was younger, and these two autho...more
Declan's mom died in a car crash when he was nine. He blames himself and is Angry because of her death. He copes with Death Metal, violent video games and online porn. He is pale, skinny and wears band t-shirts. Neilly is pretty and popular. Told in alternating first person we know in excruciating detail exactly how much Declan crushes on Neilly.
Each weekend Declan stays with his Aunt Sarah, a Unitarian Minister and her partner. This adds a feminine element to his life and a bit of cash because...more
Declan, a sophomore, and Neilly, a juinor, are blindsided when they find out his Dad and her mom have been secretly dating and are not expecting a child. As if that wasn't enough, Declan, who's been on a death-metal-my-soul-is-black binge since his mom died, has to deal with the fact that not only is his new step-sister the girl he's been lusting after, but that he's also going to have to move out the only house he's ever know, the one with all of his mom's memories. Neilly is also dealing with...more
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I just finished reading Notes from the Blender and I’m grinning so hard my cheeks hurt and I’m actually tearing up too. Damn, it was good.
Notes from the Blender we follow Declan and Neilly.
Declan is a teenage boy obsessed with metal music, he wears black all the time, he plays way too many video games and is a little bit of a pervert. In a completely hilarious way. He doesn’t have many friends, and that probably has more to do with his choices than with him being socially awkward, because I...more
I just finished reading Notes from the Blender and I’m grinning so hard my cheeks hurt and I’m actually tearing up too. Damn, it was good.
Notes from the Blender we follow Declan and Neilly.
Declan is a teenage boy obsessed with metal music, he wears black all the time, he plays way too many video games and is a little bit of a pervert. In a completely hilarious way. He doesn’t have many friends, and that probably has more to do with his choices than with him being socially awkward, because I...more
A fun, quick read! I mean, I read it in a few hours (while I was supposed to be studying, mind you) and I really liked it.
It was very funny, and I found myself loving every single character (even the ones I think I was supposed to hate), but I just found a way to relate to every single one of them and like them for who they were.
I do have to agree with almost everyone in the reviews, the main male character- Declan- is a very *clears throat* horny, teenager. But, I have to say I actually loved...more
It was very funny, and I found myself loving every single character (even the ones I think I was supposed to hate), but I just found a way to relate to every single one of them and like them for who they were.
I do have to agree with almost everyone in the reviews, the main male character- Declan- is a very *clears throat* horny, teenager. But, I have to say I actually loved...more
Notes from the Blender is one of the books my dear, lovely friend Jordan brought back from ALA for me. When I read the blurb on the back, I was hugely skeptical about how this was going to go. It sounded like a manga plot, because they love the step-sibling thing (and the sibling thing, which we do now too apparently, as there's a new YA book about that which I both do and really do not want to try) and I just didn't know if it was going to be my jam, as they say.
Actually, I really liked it! Don...more
Actually, I really liked it! Don...more
He de decir, primero que nada, que el libro no me gustó. L
La novela cambia constantemente de narración, pasando entre Declan y Neilly.
Desde el primer capítulo, las autoras nos narran un poco de la vida de ambos. Declan, perdió a su madre desde pequeño, y ha estado viviendo con su padre y él solos. Declan escucha música fuerte, con letras de asesinos y violaciones, etc. Le gusta la pornografía, pasar horas con sus videos juegos, pero sin embargo, los fines de semana debe ayudar a su Tía en la igl...more
La novela cambia constantemente de narración, pasando entre Declan y Neilly.
Desde el primer capítulo, las autoras nos narran un poco de la vida de ambos. Declan, perdió a su madre desde pequeño, y ha estado viviendo con su padre y él solos. Declan escucha música fuerte, con letras de asesinos y violaciones, etc. Le gusta la pornografía, pasar horas con sus videos juegos, pero sin embargo, los fines de semana debe ayudar a su Tía en la igl...more
This book didn’t go as I thought it would be. It’s a good thing too. If it did, it wouldn’t be as special. Hence it is way better than my expectation.
One of the reason I love reading young adult books is that, sometimes underneath all the innocence lays a very heavy truth/messages. This book is somewhat like that though not as serious. There’s definitely heavy stuff going on but it’s over laced by humor that if you don’t look carefully you’ll miss it. Amongst it are topics like letting go, accep...more
One of the reason I love reading young adult books is that, sometimes underneath all the innocence lays a very heavy truth/messages. This book is somewhat like that though not as serious. There’s definitely heavy stuff going on but it’s over laced by humor that if you don’t look carefully you’ll miss it. Amongst it are topics like letting go, accep...more
Oh boy. I really disliked this book. I thought that Notes From the Blender was going to be a quirky, entertaining and modern twist on a blended family story. From the blurb in the jacket, I thought that Declan was going to have some massive crush on Neilly only to find out that she didn't even know he existed. Not quite. Apparently, Neilly is merely the star in his teen-fueled fantasies.
I found the attempt at humor to be crude and a bit disturbing. The characters were boring and I couldn't rea...more
I found the attempt at humor to be crude and a bit disturbing. The characters were boring and I couldn't rea...more
First, I must say that I absolutly love the character Declan. I thought he was the most believable character out of this entire story. He was metal, sensitvive and every other things that regular teenage boys are. Declan is probably going to be the most realistic male-teenage character you will ever read about in any book, he was that good. This story was interesting and I liked the alternate POVs but sometimes, I really just wanted to read about what Declan wanted to say. Sorry, but this guy is...more
It's a tribute to the appealing tone and voice of this book that I kept reading it even after I realized it would be hard to identify an audience to recommend it to. Both narrators are believable and sympathetic, but will typical boy readers want to read a book with cute pink ballet flats on the cover? And will typical girl readers want to read a book that opens with the male narrator's father finding his porn stash and frequent references to masturbation? On the one hand, the main message of th...more
I seem to be on a contemporary YA kick. Maybe because it’s summertime. Or maybe I’ve gotten sick of fantasy (not likely)? Whatever the case, I’ve been lucky and enjoyed some top-notch reading in the genre this year, including Sean Griswold’s Head, Epic Fail, and today’s pick, Notes from the Blender.
Two things drew me to this book: the contrast presented on in the cover art, and the summary. Okay, so mostly it was the summary. But a cute cover that ‘matches’ the tone of the book never hurts, eith...more
Two things drew me to this book: the contrast presented on in the cover art, and the summary. Okay, so mostly it was the summary. But a cute cover that ‘matches’ the tone of the book never hurts, eith...more
Notes from the Blender is written in such a way that the main characters, Declan and Neilly, seem to be speaking directly to you. The conversational tone gives the feeling that they're sharing their most honest feelings with the reader. It's very easy to get sucked into Notes from the Blender. The alternating points of view, from Declan to Neilly, chapter by chapter, do well to show each side of simultaneous events. The book is almost painfully honest in some parts, to the point that some reader...more
Two teenagers try to deal when their respective parents marry. Dec's mother was killed in a car accident when he was nine. He's never gotten over his anger about this which he channels into internet porn, heavy metal and violent video games. He sure as heck isn't pleased when his Dad tells him he's remarrying and his fiance is pregnant. The only plus side is that his new stepsister is smokin' hot and they seem to be bonding through their anguish. For her part, Neilly, isn't too thrilled about t...more
Declan and Neilly may go to the same school, but they might as well be worlds apart for all the attention Neilly has ever paid Declan, though Declan has certainly noticed her. Neilly is pretty and popular, while Declan loves death metal and video games. Then one day both their worlds are turned upside down, when Neilly finds her Mom with Declan’s Dad. Suddenly they’re about to become family . . .
Told in alternating chapters from both perspectives, this is a smart, hilarious, and realistic portra...more
Told in alternating chapters from both perspectives, this is a smart, hilarious, and realistic portra...more
A cute tale of the unique form families take in the 21st century, this story fights the image of the cookie-cutter American dream. Sixteen-year-old Declan lives with his widower father, blaming himself for the untimely death of his mother and immersing himself in the world of death metal. Sixteen-year-old Neilly lives with her divoriced mother, and worries about who to take to her father's commitment ceremony now that her boyfriend has dumped her for her best friend. These two very different tee...more
This book gets four stars because it's perfect. I know that sounds counter-intutive, but it was really too perfect. I felt like it was the basis for a teen comedy starring Emma Stone. I mean, I'd pay $9 to see it, but it was a glossy version of normal.
There's a lot of emotion thrown around. Dec is angry at his mother's death. Neilly is overwhelmed by all the changes in her life. Dec is horny and Neilly has a crush. Things could go horribly awry, but how do these teenagers deal with this intense...more
There's a lot of emotion thrown around. Dec is angry at his mother's death. Neilly is overwhelmed by all the changes in her life. Dec is horny and Neilly has a crush. Things could go horribly awry, but how do these teenagers deal with this intense...more
Ever since Wendelin Van Draanen's Flipped happened in my life, I've been on the search for the most engaging YA novels told in alternating points of view. That has led me to Rachel Cohn and David Levithan and Susan Colasanti, whose works I adore, and most recently, to this book. Sadly, its eye-catching cover wasn't an assurance to a magnetic story. Not that I'm saying it wasn't fun (your biggest crush "becomes" your sister, ain't that fun!) and touching because it was; I just didn't fall in love...more
Declan and Neilly live in two very different worlds. Declan is a loner who loves him some Finnish death metal, violent video games, porn and the untouchable Neilly Foster. Neilly is the beautiful popular girl who in one day loses her boyfriend, best friend, and finds out her mom is getting married, to Declan's Dad. This is the hilarious story of what it means to be a family, what it means to be a friend, and how through all the chaos its possible to find the ones who truly care for you.
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