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The Portable Dorothy Parker
This collection ranges over the verse, stories, essays, and journalism of one of the twentieth century's most quotable authors.
Paperback, Revised Edition (1973), The Viking Portable Library #74, 603 pages
Published
December 9th 1976
by Penguin Books
(first published January 1st 1944)
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Jun 03, 2007
Cambra
rated it
5 of 5 stars
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review of another edition
Recommends it for:
sassy postmodern ladies
today the Algonquin Hotel bar offers for the ultimate fan the "Mrs. Parker" = a $15 cosmopolitan. If you're as nerdy as me, you'll bring the book with you to read while you nurse the shit out of a week's food money.
After I wrote a particularly scathing review of the unedited re-release of Apocalypse Now for my Critical Reviewing class in college (actual line from the review: "Around the third hour or so, I became convinced that the real genius of this film was not Coppola himself but rather the person who forced him to cut at least an hour out of Apocalypse Now in the first place"), my professor compared me to Dorothy Parker. Or maybe he just suggested I read her, but my ego prefers the first version. Anyw...more
I enjoyed this book enormously. I used to love it. I still like it a great deal. Her writing has not changed, it is still rich and full of wonderful words arranged in to beautiful, sentences, clever paragraphs. The whole work still has great value. Dorothy Parker's legendary acerbic wit amused me no end as a young woman. What has changed is my perspective. As I have gotten older, I have come to view it as an internal rage, vented upon everyone around her. She remains a great read, but now I feel...more
I only read from page 445 to the end. Her short stories take up the first several hundred pages. They are dry and boring and contain not a hint of her trademark wit, so I skipped them.
The miscellaneous non-fiction pieces at the back of the book are the jewels in her scribbler's crown. Book reviews, theater critiques, magazine articles, and private letters -- a cornucopia of her peculiar observations and famed turns of phrase. Parker was a very funny lady, and a brutally honest one as well. Her...more
The miscellaneous non-fiction pieces at the back of the book are the jewels in her scribbler's crown. Book reviews, theater critiques, magazine articles, and private letters -- a cornucopia of her peculiar observations and famed turns of phrase. Parker was a very funny lady, and a brutally honest one as well. Her...more
So you want to write? Pick up this collection of poetry, short stories, essays, and criticism and bow to the master. Looking for a cutting remark? Dorothy Parker already said it, and said it best. But the sharpness of her critical knife and the sharpness of her wit do not undercut, and in fact enhance, the truly earned moments of deep feeling that keep her characters from being merely brittle.
Such a witty woman. I want to have lunch with her and listen to the ramblings of a dark, entertaining mind. She wrote humorous poems about how bad she is at committing suicide. She talked about the men in her life the same way us guys talk about women.
A Certain Lady by Dorothy Parker
Oh, I can smile for you, and tilt my head,
And drink your rushing words with eager lips,
And paint my mouth for you a fragrant red,
And trace your brows with tutored finger-tips.
When you rehearse your list of loves...more
A Certain Lady by Dorothy Parker
Oh, I can smile for you, and tilt my head,
And drink your rushing words with eager lips,
And paint my mouth for you a fragrant red,
And trace your brows with tutored finger-tips.
When you rehearse your list of loves...more
Mar 26, 2008
Jessica
rated it
4 of 5 stars
·
review of another edition
Recommends it for:
The Snarky Set
Okay, so Parker is one of those authors I was constantly referencing and mentioning in an effort to sound well-read--the truth, Opus, is that I'd never read a word by her. She's quoted often enough that we can get the gist, but still...and now that I've come clean about that, I can move forward in this review.
This is an excellent collection, and darn-near comprehensive. Her complete stories are in here, as are most (if not all) of her poems, book and theatre reviews for Vanity Fair, Esquire, etc...more
This is an excellent collection, and darn-near comprehensive. Her complete stories are in here, as are most (if not all) of her poems, book and theatre reviews for Vanity Fair, Esquire, etc...more
It's not that portable, but Dorothy Parker's a bracing companion for travel, and well worth the bother of lugging her around. I love how mean she was, and she was a fabulous letter-writer: funny, frank and gossipy. Her poetry and short stories do get a bit samey when read all at one go -- themes recur -- but she's such an entertaining writer that it doesn't much matter.
It pleases me that she took up the mantle when P. G. Wodehouse stopped reviewing drama for -- hm, some magazine or the other. Ma...more
It pleases me that she took up the mantle when P. G. Wodehouse stopped reviewing drama for -- hm, some magazine or the other. Ma...more
Based on the stories I read from this, I am giving Ms. Parker four stars. She has an amazing ability to bring forth great characters, stories and emotions in only a few short pages.
I read, "The Lovely Leave", "Arrangement in Black and White", "The Standard of Living" and "Mr. Durant".
Wow. I just finished reading "Big Blonde"...what a tragic and heartbreaking story.
I will definitely be revisiting the rest of her stories.
I read, "The Lovely Leave", "Arrangement in Black and White", "The Standard of Living" and "Mr. Durant".
Wow. I just finished reading "Big Blonde"...what a tragic and heartbreaking story.
I will definitely be revisiting the rest of her stories.
While I didn't read every entry in this volume, the selections I did read were real pissers! Parker's ear for "sophisticated" conversation and reflection of this in her short stories are a scream! I wasn't bowled over by her poetry, though a few made me chuckle (one of which I'll take to the grave: "Time doth flit. Oh shit!"). Personal letters and reviews are entertaining. (I'm glad we both agree on Kerouac and do not become "afire" with his prose.) Thanks Smidge for recommending the Portable Pa...more
From my review at http://profratigan.wordpress.com/2012...
It started crisp and clean and full of color. The spine had hard edges set like a ruler and corners that hurt if you pressed them too hard. The months have been hard on this big book. The lovely burnt magenta looks like East Berlin, the spine is bent and lined. The edges are flared and are no longer edgy. A book is like a Dorothy Parker character: only through destruction is there proof of affection.
You can say what you like about early 2...more
It started crisp and clean and full of color. The spine had hard edges set like a ruler and corners that hurt if you pressed them too hard. The months have been hard on this big book. The lovely burnt magenta looks like East Berlin, the spine is bent and lined. The edges are flared and are no longer edgy. A book is like a Dorothy Parker character: only through destruction is there proof of affection.
You can say what you like about early 2...more
The themes are common in life, and now they're common in every sort of media. Temp secretary has affair with the married boss, get's pregnant; A man bemoans his slippery grip on a fascinating woman, right to her, etc.
In 1944, The Viking Press in New York published this Portable compendium of all Parker's writing; collected stories, poems, unpublished later stories, articles and book reviews.
It was met with the usual scandalized reaction from 'The Heartland' upon which Parker always counted to b...more
In 1944, The Viking Press in New York published this Portable compendium of all Parker's writing; collected stories, poems, unpublished later stories, articles and book reviews.
It was met with the usual scandalized reaction from 'The Heartland' upon which Parker always counted to b...more
Don't have enough time left to finish this book. I could buy it, but I am trying to lower the numbers of books on my shelves - I believe some are reproducing in the dark. Should I separate the female authors from the male? Is that what's happening? I'll dream about this in a surreal way I won't recognize in the morning, but will leave a paper-scented aura for the weekend. I love the idea of Dorothy Parker. The smoky sniping singular realm of the woman wit. I reminisce about favorite Parker quota...more
I was really obsessed with Dorothy Parker and the whole Algonquin Round Table in high school. I've read most of this book, maybe not all of the short stories. I always liked her play reviews the best, where she was truly snarky and not just sort of a 1920's version of emo; all whiny and overly ironic and desparate for attention. This collected edition has a lot of her play reviews, most of her poetry and I think all of her short stories.
Oct 23, 2009
Vanessa
rated it
3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
American literature fans, women's literature fans
Recommended to Vanessa by:
Jennifer
Other than finding the introduction to the edition I read ridiculous to a degree I cannot describe (I guess there is something wrong with me for not glorifying suicide among artists...), I found Dorothy Parker's short story collection to be quite enlightening. It allowed me a chance to look into the lives of women (and men) in the early half of the twentieth century and understand more fully how much and how little we have changed in such a relatively short period of time. I feel much less like...more
Dec 17, 2007
Jessica
rated it
3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
maybe better if you can't relate so much to it?
Shelves:
chicklits,
crazy-ladies
Well, I know just how she feels, which might be why I don't always enjoy this stuff so much. Reading Parker is a bit like having an IM conversation with myself, if I were a lot smarter, a much better writer, and a way bigger alcoholic.
Jun 06, 2008
Andy
rated it
5 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
jazz age chicks
Shelves:
20th-century-blues
"Big Blonde" is the best story in the book, and one of the greatest short stories ever written. Dorothy Parker is the greatest chick-lit writer of all time. If you like Louise Brooks movies you will kiss Dorothy's literary feet!
The revelations found here: her poetry -- verse, is probably how they thought of it -- and her book reviews. You
feel like it would have been wonderful to know her, which is one of the hardest, most under-rated qualities a writer
can convey to a reader, that requires the highest art to bring off and is often taken for granted with the idea "Well, they're
just being themselves." The minute a word hits a page it is ITself, separate from you, challenging you to tame it and the words that will follow.
S...more
feel like it would have been wonderful to know her, which is one of the hardest, most under-rated qualities a writer
can convey to a reader, that requires the highest art to bring off and is often taken for granted with the idea "Well, they're
just being themselves." The minute a word hits a page it is ITself, separate from you, challenging you to tame it and the words that will follow.
S...more
I cannot recommend Dorothy Parker enough. This collection of her work is incredible. I have never laughed so hard and pondered for so long. This collection has touches of biting wit, acid criticism, thought-provoking narratives, gritty realism, absolute hilarity, darkly funny humor, paeans of singleness and solitude, and even a few touching religious poems. No one can be such a pagan and yet so holy as Dorothy Parker. Nothing escapes her pen unscathed.
I recommend this book to all of my friends,...more
I recommend this book to all of my friends,...more
A collection of poems, short stories, essays, articles, reviews and more, the Portable Dorothy Parker is both fun and fascinating.
Dorothy Parker, famous (or is it infamous) for her wit and humor, never thought much of her work other than as a way to pay her bills. Believing that one had to be a writer of a serious novel before you could be taken seriously, I believe that she did herself and her work a great disservice. In her short stories, many of which consist of nothing more than a conversat...more
Dorothy Parker, famous (or is it infamous) for her wit and humor, never thought much of her work other than as a way to pay her bills. Believing that one had to be a writer of a serious novel before you could be taken seriously, I believe that she did herself and her work a great disservice. In her short stories, many of which consist of nothing more than a conversat...more
Aug 02, 2009
Patrick Gibson
rated it
3 of 5 stars
Recommends it for:
you all
Recommended to Patrick by:
Noel Coward
Shelves:
poetry
Lover her. Hate her. Her poetry is always sardonic fun.
"Now it’s over, and now it’s done;
Why does everything look the same?
Just as bright, the unheeding sun,—
Can’t it see that the parting came?
People hurry and work and swear,
Laugh and grumble and die and wed,
Ponder what they will eat and wear,—
Don’t they know that our love is dead?
Just as busy, the crowded street;
Cars and wagons go rolling on,
Children chuckle, and lovers meet,—
Don’t they know that our love is gone?
No one pauses to pay a tear;
Non...more
"Now it’s over, and now it’s done;
Why does everything look the same?
Just as bright, the unheeding sun,—
Can’t it see that the parting came?
People hurry and work and swear,
Laugh and grumble and die and wed,
Ponder what they will eat and wear,—
Don’t they know that our love is dead?
Just as busy, the crowded street;
Cars and wagons go rolling on,
Children chuckle, and lovers meet,—
Don’t they know that our love is gone?
No one pauses to pay a tear;
Non...more
Dorothy Parker is more interesting as a person than as a writer. The book contains short stories, poems and nonfiction pieces. My favorite part are the book reviews. Parker is an impeccable judge of literary value, although I do not always agree with her interpretations. Her writing about literature is lively, personable and funny. In her poetry she is at her best when she is being humorous. Her short stories are good, but not great. They can be repetitive and she backs away from going to places...more
The first selection, the original portable Dorothy Parker, has some of the best written stories I've read. Parker's timing, her sense of devastation, her affecting prose - they are top-notch. Her poetry is one-note (but what a note!) but her prose is delicious.
The other selections added on by the editor showcase that sometimes she produced things that weren't pitch-perfect, though. Healthy to see, and yet it also goes to show you how critical and intense of an editor Parker was on herself. The r...more
The other selections added on by the editor showcase that sometimes she produced things that weren't pitch-perfect, though. Healthy to see, and yet it also goes to show you how critical and intense of an editor Parker was on herself. The r...more
I don't tolerate short stories very well, but I adore every single one of Dorothy Parker's. I read this edition cover to cover while in college, when I probably should have been reading some dreadful thing assigned by my professors. What do they know? She's brilliant. So dark, but at the same time, sort of upbeat about it. Majorly underrated as a poet, too. I am a big fan of light verse, though. If your poetry doesn't rhyme, then I don't want to read it. She's not for the snooty, but if you are...more
Reading Dorothy Parker is like eating some sort of extra-creamy-chocolate-mousse-poundcake-with-fudge-frosting type of dessert - incredibly tasty in small doses, and deadly when indulgently consumed. Except Dorothy Parker extra triple fudge whipped cream caramel dessert obviously has some sour and spice mixed in - more than a touch of Tabasco, some lemon, maybe some bitters. I wasn't able to finish the whole thing in one sitting (so technically marking this as "read" is a big old lie). I read th...more
"Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acid stains you
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live"
One of Dorothy Parker's many pithy poems but this particular collection also contains short stories and reviews. It is a comprehensive collection of the works of a woman who enjoyed a vogue and an equally swift fall from favor. This book shows her wide range of writing skills and reminds us of her talent and how her work has survived beyond the legend that sh...more
Rivers are damp
Acid stains you
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live"
One of Dorothy Parker's many pithy poems but this particular collection also contains short stories and reviews. It is a comprehensive collection of the works of a woman who enjoyed a vogue and an equally swift fall from favor. This book shows her wide range of writing skills and reminds us of her talent and how her work has survived beyond the legend that sh...more
Once upon a time I had this idea that one should read a book from start to finish, and if one was being particularly through that included the preface and any appendix. However that technique has often left me hanging in one part of a book (really wishing that I was reading another part, farther in) - and if it's a book of collected stories and poems, it's not really vital that you go in order.
I've also begun reading this book more than once and ended up hopping about and only reading bits and...more
I've also begun reading this book more than once and ended up hopping about and only reading bits and...more
The Portable Dorothy Parker is a 600 page tome filled with her short stories, poetry, articles, letters and more. If she wrote it, it’s probably in there. She had a sharp tongue, but also a brilliant talent for writing. Her short stories were usually tinged with tragedy, giving a weight to her words. One of my favorites is “The Game.”
This collection holds so many gems from Parker. It has her acidic poetry, her tragic short stories, letters to family and friends, book reviews and more. I loved r...more
This collection holds so many gems from Parker. It has her acidic poetry, her tragic short stories, letters to family and friends, book reviews and more. I loved r...more
After watching Gilmore Girls and hearing the Dorothy Parker reference, I naturally had to go out and read her. Here's what I have to say to GG: Thank you!!! This is an author I would've probably never found on my own, but I'm glad I found her. The Portable Dorothy Parker had short stories, verses, letters, book reviews, play reviews, and magazine articles written by Ms. Parker. All of these were delightful. I'm not usually someone to pick up short stories, but I found it to be a refreshing brea...more
Because there are a lot of poems and short stories, they ranged between "I liked it" and "I liked it a lot, I gave it 4 stars.
Parker was a notorious wit. She is said to have, when working in Hollywood and in need of a date, appropriated a men's room sign and placed it outside her office door. Needless to say, she met a fair share that time, although a disproportionate amount may have suffered from bladder problems.
She also once stated that "brevity is the soul of lingerie." And noted: "If you wa...more
Parker was a notorious wit. She is said to have, when working in Hollywood and in need of a date, appropriated a men's room sign and placed it outside her office door. Needless to say, she met a fair share that time, although a disproportionate amount may have suffered from bladder problems.
She also once stated that "brevity is the soul of lingerie." And noted: "If you wa...more
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Dorothy Parker was an American writer and poet, best known for her caustic wit, wisecracks, and sharp eye for 20th century urban foibles.
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“I won't telephone him. I'll never telephone him again as long as I live. He'll rot in hell, before I'll call him up. You don't have to give me strength, God; I have it myself. If he wanted me, he could get me. He knows where I am. He knows I'm waiting here. He's so sure of me, so sure. I wonder why they hate you, as soon as they are sure of you.”
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