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Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children

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Creepy Susie. Mary Had a Little Chainsaw. Milo's Disorder. Rosie's Crazy Mother. The Siamese Quadruplets. Emily Amputee.

Your mother never told you these stories.

She didn't want to scare you.

But Angus Oblong is not your mother.

If Edgar Allan Poe and David Lynch wrote a book, it might be as warped, wicked, and perversely funny as this treasury of twisted tales from childhoo
Paperback, 176 pages
Published September 28th 2004 by Ballantine Books (first published 1999)
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Robert Beveridge
Angus Oblong, Creepy Susie and Thirteen Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children (Ballantine, 1999)

First off, don't let the title of this little twisted gem fool you; Angus Oblong (who, according to the “About the Author” bit, does actually illustrate childrens' books as well) did not mean this book for kids. In any way, shape, or form. To give you an illustration of why, one of the funniest panels here is of a human hand offering a biscuit to a dog, who's thinking to himself, “fuck you.” (Note
Are you taken with the twisted tales of Edward Gorey? Do you delight in the off-kilter visions of Tim Burton? Well my brothers & sisters, have I got a book for you. Run, don't walk, to the nearest bookstore and pick up a copy of Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales for Troubled Children. Between these shiny pink covers lies a whole world of naughty happiness. Read them and perhaps you, too, will ponder these questions: Where have you been all my life, Angus Oblong? Why have I not experienc ...more
I met Angus Oblong at Planet Comicon in Kansas City this past weekend, and I'm glad I stopped by his booth and picked up this book. I love the Oblongs and these stories are short but twisted enough to completely appeal to my sense of humor and entertainment.

Don't let title fool you, these aren't for young children.

Love this book!
Brandon St. Mark
I original picked up this book when I found out that it was the baised for the semi-adult cartoon "The Ooblongs" which I enjoy(ed?) immensely.

I think that "Happy Happy Happy Happy Sammy!!!" was my favorite story in this book. It not's really absurdist like a lot of the other series, but actually says a lot about our society (especially back when this book was original published). I don't want to spoil anything, so I won't tell you what it's about/what happens, but if you only read one story out
one of the greatest things that I have ever read. so messed up.
This is a rewrite of a review I'd posted on my old book blog back in 2007/2008.

When I was in high school, my art loving best friend brought me this book and insisted I'd give it a read. I remember looking at the time and skimming through it with an expression that could never be explained and was probably quite comical.

Yes, my initial thought was "why is she giving me this"? and "this looks so weird, how am I ever going to read it?" -- but I read it anyways. Because, why not? I like to give bo
I thought I was going to love this. I adore Tim Burton and darkly funny usually just cracks me right up. But this was different. Somehow it just fell totally flat for me. It was more just weird and gross than creepy or funny for me. I will say that the Dick and Muffy story was pretty wonderful though! That's why I gave two stars, not one.
Definitely not for children. It's offbeat and funny, but more in an offensive South Park way than a sophisticated Edward Gorey way. I got a kick out of it. It's mostly drawings with a sentence or two per pages, so it can be read in about an hour (or less).
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sara ahmed
incredibly shocking in all the right ways.

First story starts with the Debbies and Helga thinking she fits into society and was a source of entertainment for the Debbies which made Helga want to get even with them whilst the Debbies wanted to quash any hope Helga had of believing she could coexist socially with others. Meanwhile Helga went incognito to learn more about the Debbies habits, interests and whatnot, they soon deciding to have a sleepover and Helga eating all their pizza crusts, that nig
Holy shit this book is so funny!
As I was reorganizing bookshelves, I came across this little treat of horrible, wonderful, horrible, obscene, crudely drawn, yet delightfully entertaining short tales. I've read this collection many times and never fail to snicker (and then hate myself a little for it) at the perverse humor that is Angus Oblong. Under the guise of children's tales (think short bedtime stories, all with "The End" at the close) but most definitely NOT for children, this is a love it or hate it type book. Enjoy whe ...more
Bought this book from Angus Oblong himself (in full clown make-up no less) at Planet Comic Con in Kansas City. As a fan of the animated adult show "The Oblongs" (which was based loosely on characters from this book) it was definitely a highlight of my super nerdy weekend! Especially when he called me stupid for dropping an expensive hardbound art book I had just purchased. Doh! As he was drawing Pickles Oblong on the title page, he wistfully looked up when he got to her martini glass and proclai ...more
Keisha Keenleyside
What to say about Creepy Susie.... Well its certainly a good book for cheering you up thats for sure.

When this book arrived i was thinking it would be a book of short warped stories so i was rather surprised to find it like a comic in the way it was told with illustrations and little quirky sentences.

Much like the Bunny Suicide books, the illustrations themselves were relatively simple and fit well with the short text that went with them. My favorite out of the bunch would be the sibling rivalr
Super quick read. If ya got like 30 minutes to kill you can knock this out and have a nice chuckle or two. I rather liked looking at the stories and art from the author. Its nice if you are into twisted humor that's for sure and if you enjoyed this book watch the show its based off of, The Oblongs.
The problem with this book is that it is incredibly short. You can read the whole thing in 10 minutes if you are a slow reader. I wish it could be fleshed out into some longer format. Oh wait, it the form of "The Oblongs" cartoon.
I adore black humor, so I'm in love with this book. It's really creepy, it made me to laugh out loud and I found out that Susie is really like me. (By coincidence her great great great grandmother's name was Ruby :D)
Some of the stories were kind of boring, but most of them were great.
Jennifer Dulac
So confused. Sad I spent money on this. Not even close to what I thought it would be, even though I read what it was about and take full responsibility and understanding that I was going to read something weird and f%#!ed up.
Wow! What can I say about this book? Firstly, do not share this with children! It is creepy. It is troubling. But it is also very entertaining in a very twisted way. Yep, that about sums it up.
While the art style was amusing and while I enjoyed the story, "Scottie the Narcoleptic", the book overall fell short of my expectations as it did not make me laugh much...
I want to meet this author and hug him from the back while thinking about Vikings and cats. Then I'd love to cut off his skull.

-The End.
Sam Who
Strange, dark and funny...right up my alley. Plus, the illustrations are just delightful. Definitely a must read for anyone who's into quirky stuff and/or a fan of all things Burtonesque.
Beau Johnston
A disgraceful collection of twisted and disturbing stories. I have read it many times and still get a good laugh out of it.
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نمیدونم چی بگم واقعن.نمیدونم معیارم برای قضاوت این کتاب چی باید باشه. ...more
I acquired my signed copy of this book when I met the author at Chicago ComicCon 2011. He was a great guy. He smiled, he was happy to meet fans. He'd sign anything you wanted him to for free, even if you brought in your own copy. It was so great to meet him in person as I am a huge fan of The Oblongs show.
That said, this is one messed up book. It's brilliant in its horrid treatment of its characters. There is a bit of disgusting, violent content here, but it's hilarious, so that's okay. If you l
Krista Ashe
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Creepy? Gross and disgusting fit much better!

Lo siento Angus pero me has pillado de mal humor. Si fuese otro día quizás te hubiese dado un "Ok" (2) por la historia de la siniestra Susie y alguna otra, que extrañamente poseían algo de sentido, trama o bueno ya que estamos, humor. El resto, 85%, una basura absurda, sin sentido ni p. gracia.
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