In an alternate universe, Joseph Mitchell did not die in 1996. He still lives. After reading this book -- a collection of his early newspaper essays and profiles from the 1930s, mostly about common New Yorkers -- enraptured from cover to cover, I finish and close it in awe, and decide to make a pilgrimage to New York City and stalk him at the offices of The New Yorker... but to do what? Hug him awkwardly? Praise him with insufficient words, also awkwardly? And what after that? A new piece from him entitled something on the order of: "Fawning weirdos who come to the Big Apple to genuflect"?
Interestingly, Mitchell captured this very phenomenon beautifully in a series of profiles he wrote about George Bernard Shaw's visits to New York City in the 1930s, in which the curmudgeonly elderly playwright was certain the curious masses come to greet him were interested merely in the aura of fame, rather than his work. As Mitchell quotes him: "I am interested in this abstract longing, your sense of admiration, and only wish that it could be turned into a direction that were sensible. Perhaps I should say that you people are filled with unemployed emotions."
I am a latecomer to Mitchell, admittedly, only becoming aware of him via Stanley Tucci's portrayal of him in early 1940s New York in the 2000 movie, Joe Gould's Secret, the story of the reporter/essayist's encounters with an impoverished, flamboyant Greenwich Village Bohemian, Gould, who, when not rubbing elbows with the better-heeled, claimed to have been writing an ultimate history of the world. Gould -- a commoner with delusions of grandeur -- was the kind of New York character who fascinated Mitchell.
The Gould stories came after the stories in this collection, My Ears Are Bent, but the characters herein are just as flavorful, or, if not so much, Mitchell knows how and where to apply just the right amount of salt and pepper to make them so.
...Ears... actually was first first published in 1938 and only recently brought back into print. It chronicles Mitchell's initial years as a cub reporter in the city from 1929 to 1938 in which he quickly became a seasoned veteran, plunging into the maelstrom of what was then the biggest and liveliest city on the planet. After writing these rough-and-ready pieces, Mitchell wrote steadily for The New Yorker (ostensibly more sophisticated works) from 1938 until 1964 (the time of his last Joe Gould piece), and then remained on the payroll as a reclusive, shadowy emeritus figure typing away at an abortive autobiography for 30 years. Between his depression, exhaustion and possibly more deep-rooted mental issues, Mitchell ironically became his own variation of Gould.
But the stories in this collection, from early in his career, find him vigorous, if already world weary, and the two photos reprinted here of him sprawled asleep on his couch tented under carelessly strewn Sunday papers capture of sense of his exhaustion. Mitchell put his all into a beat that pitted him against merciless deadlines and an even more formidable city.
What you learn very quickly from these pieces is that Mitchell had a love-hate relationship with the city, and a generous view of the real people, the little guys and gals, who made it tick, and a pointed disdain for the elite. The pieces are everything you've ever wanted from the pen of a New York newspaper reporter of the 1920s-1930s. The pieces are vivid, real, raw, funny and poignant, without excessive cynicism. The introductory chapter, in which Mitchell summarizes his decade of experience is a magical thing of beauty.
It dovetails nicely into one of the most hilarious chapters in the book: A portrait of a chaotic dive bar near the Brooklyn Bridge that would not be out of place in a Marx Brothers movie, where the "cop's bottle," reserved for enjoyment of New York's Finest, was actually an accumulation of the dregs and swill of other patrons' unfinished drinks.
Along the way, Mitchell introduces us to early strippers, oyster fishermen, entertainers, musicians, sports stars, preachers, Harlem cops, drug users, voodoo practitioners, con men, erstwhile poets, a pickpocket, an Italian grandmother, a cantankerous blind Jewish tailor, and many more. The chapter on an ASCAP Investigator, a clandenstine rep for the song publishers sent to make sure cabarets playing music are licensed so royalties can go to the artists, is a hilarious mixture of espionage and clashing cultures. The portraits of early striptease artists are sympathetic enough to overcome Mitchell's slight bemusement and muted condescension. His portrait of the aging showman, George M. Cohan, seems oddly lacking, yet captures the wistfulness and poignancy of an old man who can't let go of the past, and seems perfectly content to remain there in his mind.
Mitchell's admiration for working class New Yorkers of that period mirrors my own. These were people who knew which side their bread was buttered on; they had a healthy skepticism of war (particularly in the beautiful piece about the struggles of gassed Wrold War I veterans who had been conveniently kept out of the public sight), and of the ill intentions of the elite. It was a time when bankers actually went to jail. Mitchell clearly sees the point made by a pickpocket: "Hell, I'm not the only one that steals the poor man's pay. There are plenty of bank presidents no better than I am."
The pieces in this collection combine the lightning sketch-like dispatch of humorist George Ade, the affection of a Damon Runyon, the prose cleanliness of Hemingway and the biting wit and irony of a less cynical version of Ben Hecht. That these portraits are less leisurely or artful than Mitchell's later New Yorker writings doesn't faze me. This is staccato, flavorful stuff; vivid and razor sharp glimpses into the portal of a time machine into a lost world.
One is always aware of Mitchell's struggle to keep his sanity in this chaotic world; to love his fellow man in spite of all the horrors he sees in the big city. To find a bittersweet poetry in it all. He's a man who loves prostitutes more than politicians; one has honor and the other doesn't. He values unadorned speech and sentiment and finds it superior to artifice and the obfuscatory tactics of the wealthy, businessmen and politicians. Mitchell concludes that people who should be the most interesting, aren't... and vice versa.
His observations about the sensational aspects of the press -- entertainment over substance -- still resonate in our era of Kardashians. And his feeling of disgust for the world is palpable, and moving in his coverage of the mania surrounding the 1936 trial and execution of alleged Lindbergh baby kidnapper, Bruno Hauptmann.
In all of this, New York City is itself a character. Mitchell captures it in bitter cold and sweltering heat. One of my favorite sections in the book involves the city on a scorching day: "It takes ten beers to quench one's thirst. The damp, insistent heat has placed blue lines beneath the eyes of subway passengers. The flags on the skyscrapers are slack; there is no breeze." And then there's this description of the murmurs on the beach at Coney Island: "All of a sudden you realize that most of these humans are talking. The sound is like the sound in a theater just before the curtain goes up. Shut your eyes and listen. It is almost overpowering."
In Mitchell's day, reporters were like the gumshoes in detective novels, venturing boldly into every crevice of the town and taking risks. When Mitchell covered Harlem, he actually lived there in a cheap flat, to be near the action. The idea of press conferences and pooled or vetted reporting like we have today would have been ridiculed rightly by the men's-men journalists of that time.
Mitchell's coverage of raucous Harlem rent parties or his collage of residents as they anticipate the chance at racial justice in the boxing ring when Joe Louis fought Max Baer in 1935 provide vivid insights into black American life at the time.
While one finds familiarity in the America of the 1930s, one also finds remoteness, and Mitchell's time machine makes us feel like an interloper, walking about this lost world on slightly wobbly knees. In this, Mitchell is like us. He always maintained the approach of a pure observer; never quite a part of what he chronicled. And that is to his credit.
Pre-war New York was probably one of the few places in the United States at the time where you could easily find pizza, and even there it was not common American fare. In Mitchell's portrait of the entertainer, Jimmy Durante, (an inclusion that makes me love this book all the more) he describes Durante's love of pizza, a food so unknown at the time, apparently, that the author explains it thusly: "a pizza, or rubber-pie, the big cheese and tomato pies you see in the windows of Italian restaurants."
And there's even a long chapter on oyster harvesting on Long Island Sound. Boring? Nope. Awesome.
If you have even the slightest interest in American history, New York City, the 1930s, or just whipcrack reportage, this book is an absolute must. I adored it beyond expression.
(KR@KY 2017)