(Zero spoiler review)
Man, Vertigo titles used to be synonymous with quality, boundary pushing mature content. But the only thing this pushes is my patience. I remember seeing this book advertised in the old Vertigo singles. The titled piqued my interest, although I knew nothing about it going in. It's lucky I didn't, because the premise for this book is god awful, pun definitely intended. If you are going to base your novel on a teen-evangelist who goes around preaching abstinence and religion, then Jesus H Christ are you going to have to work hard to make me give the teensiest of shits about them. It will come as no surprise to learn that this character was as uninteresting and insufferable as any that has ever graced a comic book. No, I'm not joking. Nothing that transpires across these 100 or so pages made me think about this twat, other than wanting to crucify him myself, just to make him shut his hole. No character in this book has any depth, and the premise, dialogue and plot are straight from a pre-pubescent, delinquent boys writing class. I'm lead to believe this is meant to be a dark comedy, although it is neither funny, nor particularly dark. It is contrived, puerile nonsense, and I want it to exorcise is memory from my mind as quickly as possible.
Some people have mentioned in their reviews that they like the art. Subjectivity aside, this is pretty shit, to be honest. Had the pencils been strong, I could see why this book may have bene published in the first place, but nothing about this book rises above the level of amateur. How this got a 20+ issue run on such a distinct label as Vertigo is completely beyond me. The only reason this isn't a 1 star review, is whilst its absolute garbage, at least its not woke garbage. Don't waste your time. 1.5/5
OmniBen.