Nostalgia trip: back in the fourth grade, I used to read a fair bit of Rotten School. This was one of the ones I knew I had read, and after reading this, I’ll definitely check out the other ones—and some of the ones I never even touched. The Rotten School series is one that I thought I’d hate after having read so many more books, but to my shock, the one I was most nervous to revisit not only was good but showed the light within tropes I don’t like in Goosebumps and kids horror. Yes, you heard me right: this is a “you gotta believe me” story that doesn’t piss me off. Rambling over, the message of the story (which is basically just to persevere and believe in yourself) was done well. The art in here done by Trip Park is very recognizable and his its own vibe that suits the books like a glove; it’s slimy looking but also cartoony, and I love it. The book knew that it was a trope-filled read that was aimed to an audience who (probably) have never read much of the trope before, and it worked simply because it was extremely quick, had likably bad people, and legitimate payoff with Bernie getting exactly what he wanted. And again—Bernie and Angel are assholes but are completely likable even if they are stereotypical. Bernie is a narcissistic fuck who is morbidly ungenerous, whilst Angel is the same person—but with a cuter shell, more charm, and hidden behind a goody two-shoes persona. Archetypes, but done really well. And overall, the book is brisk and fun for what it is. As for any negatives, the tropes are still present I think the story would’ve obviously sufficed from a more original approach to this story formula or to just do something entirely different (maybe enemies to besties?). Some characters are kind of half-assedly slammed into here and they feel like filler for an already extremely short read, and there’s definitely some extra fat here even if none of it is abhorrent. Overall, 8/10. No masterpiece but I’m surprised how much I still enjoyed this after six or so years. Rotten School will be (slowly) nudging its way into my tbr, though not as often as horror.