I’m not saying I’m going to start keeping chickens, but I figured I could learn about it. I started with this book because it says it is specifically about keeping chickens in the city, and I live in the city. Author Barbara Kilarski says that raising chickens in the backyard used to be commonplace. Lots of people had a small flock, and, consequently, the knowledge of how to do it was also commonplace. That is probably true.
I think it is appropriate that the title includes an exclamation mark, because Ms Kilarski spends about half the book in giddy, gushing praise of chickens. She herself keeps three hens in the yard of her Portland, Oregon home. She says they are fun, entertaining, affectionate, and the whole neighborhood gets eggs. The whole neighborhood also gets poop-infused bedding straw for their compost, which they are apparently happy about.
Ms Kilarski says that chickens are really not that much work, and they really don’t make a lot of noise, and really aren’t stinky, as long as you keep the coop cleaned out. Then in the second half of the book she gets down to the facts about how to care for chickens, from the time they are little fluff balls under a light in a box in your home, until they are laying eggs in your yard. And, I don’t know, they sure sound like a lot of work to me.
You have to keep them at a relatively constant temperature. They can overheat in summer, so the coop needs ventilation, and maybe a fan and they can freeze in the winter, so the coop needs a warming lamp. They eat and drink voraciously, and will eat anything, so you have to keep an eye out so they don’t eat screws and bits of metal. They poop all over, all the time, so their bedding has to be changed at least once a week. And where are you going to put the old bedding? It makes great fertilizer, but I don’t think I have enough gardening lining up with their wheelbarrows.
And the chickens have to be monitored for diseases. It says that sometimes their eggs get stuck. Warming the chicken under the lights is recommended, but if that doesn’t work, she says to rub the chickens butt with one hand while rubbing its tummy with the other. Who’s up for massaging a chicken butt? Yeah, I would probably do it.
It may be that the positives of keeping chickens outweigh the negatives, but there definitely are negatives.