“Causes are lost. Loyalties change.”
THE FRENCH EXECUTIONER is an escapist, swashbuckling, historical fiction, quasi fantasy adventure. Which is fine, if the book were not stupid. It gets worse and more ridiculous the longer it goes.
The plot is that Jean Rombaud, the swordsman who executed Anne Boleyn, promises to bury her hand at a crossroads in France. That’s the motivating action for this novel, but it is never explained why the hand needs buried, and why those who try to stop this from happening go to the ends of the earth to try and stop it. As a result, the plot seem pointless, as no point was given.
The action and characters are all over the place; the Tower of London, a corsair slave galley, an apocalyptic prince, demon possessed monks…I could go on and on. Throw in a fight scene every 10 pages, and you have a 1530’s version of a Marvel action film. Just more ridiculous.
Quotes:
• “He was always surprised when ordinary men did extraordinary things.”
• “To die is the Norwegian way of having fun.”
• “The Devil was abroad in the world, everyone knew.”
• “But is it madness to fight, to journey, to dare?”
• “…we all know how hard it can be to go home. That’s why many of us never do.”
• “I have breath, and thus hope.”
• “Only a madman pursues death for no purpose.”
This novel is mindless and ludicrous. If you read it you will have to accept it on those terms and enjoy it for what it is, or you won’t and you will hate it. I’m still not sure where I fall.