Unlike the last "helpful" household tips books I read (1,628 Country Shortcuts: From 1,628 Country People), this one is actually good and, yes, helpful. It even has an index, which makes me really happy. With an index, I can actually find a solution when I need one.
Also helpful is a ten page list at the front of the book of the author's "very best out-of-the-ordinary uses for ordinary items around the house. So if you want to know what to do with old jeans or powdered milk or soda bottles, just consult the list for ideas.
The tip I like best so far is the suggestion to use a game board from a no longer played board game as a lap desk. I have access to an old Scrabble board that I plan to cover in clear contact paper (as soon as I find some cheap clear contact paper at the thrift store). Once it's covered, it will be easy to wipe glue off. (The clear contact paper idea is mine and not from the book.)
This book also has some of the weirdest household ideas I've ever encountered. Here are three examples:
1) To keep chemicals from a home perm from dripping into eyes and ears and onto neck, "dig out some sanitary minipads that have an adhesive backing. After your hair is up in the bonnet or on the pins and curlers, and before anyone applies anything liquid, attach the minipads sticky side down to the forehead, temples, and back of your neck...."
The picture in my head of some frugal old lady sitting around with panty liners stuck to her neck and face just cracks me up!
2) If you want a glass of water on the nightstand but don't want to knock it over, use a shoe. "A low-top tennis shoe or a lady's flat shoe with fairly rigid sides will work well. Just polish or machine-wash it, then cut a shoe liner-size scrap of towel to fit inside...Choose a glass that the shoe will hold snugly but that will come out easily. If you like, hot-glue buttons, shells, or beads to the shoe in a decorative pattern that matches your bedroom decor."
I could not stop laughing when I read that tip. The idea that someone who would stick a glass of water into an old shoe and still think they have bedroom "decor" cracks me up. And as if hot gluing buttons or shells to the old shoe would somehow dress it up...that's hilarious. I am all about reusing, but this idea seems very odd, even to me.
Ok, here's the worse household hint I have ever heard...
3) "Here's a perfect plant stand for the corner of your living room or family room: an old commode chair. Just choose a ceramic pot...that fits in the hole in the chair seat. Plant your greenery in the pot and slide the pot into place."
I think that's just going to far. Imagining having (dead) Granny's potty chair stuck in the corner of the living room is pretty much horrifying to me. I'm a frugal gal, I don't like things to end up in the landfill, but I bet I could figure out better things to do with an old commode chair (like giving it to another person with mobility problems who could put it to the use for which it is intended) then to have it stuck in the room where the family hangs out. Plant or no plant, this is just too much! What was the author thinking?!
I am skipping around reading this book, but i can already tell that I like it. It's got good ideas and hilarious ones too. Perfect!