What a chore it was to read this book. The story line is about what I would have expected, and I guessed who dunnit really early on, though that might still have made for a decent read.
For me, however, the problem was that the book was populated by miserable, petty, back-biting, fault-finding, aggressive, abusive, assholes, including both the 'tourists' and the locals. The entire book was unrelentingly full of one snarky, snide comment after another. I was tiresome, it was tedious, it was terrible to read. The people in the book go out of their ways to find offence in others' comments, and to be offensive to one another, and in between to plot out petty revenges on real, perceived, and anticipated slights. Plus, protagonist Molly is as stupid as rocks (and I suspect the lichen on the rocks is much smarter), superficially - ahem - "developed" and just as miserable, tiresome, and tedious as the rest.
I also got tired of all of the binary-gender stereotypes. Really, not once but twice in the book the husband is so useless in the kitchen he is unable to even scramble eggs? And so, really, the wives are somehow obligated to cook the eggs even with they are not interested in eating eggs themselves? Really, the guys sleeping around are 'boys will be boys' and if the sex is good it's because he 'has prowess' and any of the women sleeping with any of the guys are 'sluts' no matter the context and no matter that the guys are doing the same or worse?? And really the guys literally fist-fight several times over who 'owns the girl' and the girl is happy and flattered rather than disgusted about it?
I also need to ask what is the deal with the characters' names?
>There is a Barney/Bernadette minor character and potential witness Bernard
>One of the small group of friends has a first name Rob, another last name Robertson, and a minor character is Mrs. Roberts
>Molly has a chat with a guy named Doug just before heading downhill and almost hitting a Doulgas fir tree
>and, best of all (< sarcasm): a cop named Dave Evans who is called interchangeably by either first or last name, a dead guy named Ewan, and another cop named Dawn
-which, yes, is so confusing that even Delany (hopefully accidentally) has one of her other characters say 'Evan' when clearly 'Ewan' was being discussed
>but at the same time, much of the time that Lucky is mentioned Delany over-explains that her real name is Lucy, and much of the time Lorraine is mentioned someone says 'Lorraine who?'
>Plus town characters named Flower, Moonlight, Dawn, and Winters
>it was like in naming her characters Delany either just looked out the window and put down the first thing she saw or picked a single generic name and then just made minor changes to it to label her other characters
-see phoning it in below...
On top of all of that, it often felt like Delany was just phoning it in. There were numerous points in the book that were downright wrong, and the simplest of google searches would have confirmed it (did this book not have an editor?). Several other places, one thing happened then immediately later something different as if Delany had forgotten what she'd written a sentence or two ago. A few among the many wtf?!? parts of the book:
>It is a MYTH (at least in Canada, you know, where the book is set) that there is any type of mandatory (and in this book arbitrary) waiting people before you can make a missing person's report
-missing persons should be reported as soon as possible when it is confirmed that someone is missing
-especially if it is out of character for the person to be missing
-especially if the person is in mourning for a loved one
-especially if the person is in an unfamiliar place, and a place with no known friends or comfortable places to go to
-especially if that place is surrounded by wilderness
-especially if that place is in the midst of major winter snow storms
-especially if it is reported by someone, like a spouse, who is quite familiar with the person and the person's habits and patterns
-especially if all of those conditions are true
-why, then would a senior officer of the law repeatedly refuse to listen to the spouse trying to report the missing person???
>an item could never be considered to be shoplifted/stolen until it has been removed from the store without payment
-while the item is still in the store, then it could just be someone carrying it around until they do pay for it
-while the item is still in the store, it could be that the person will change their mind about stealing it and leave it behind without actually stealing it
-while the item is still in the store, it could be that the person carrying fully intends to steal, and will actually leave the store without paying for it, but until that time the other two points are equally possible and until that time the item is not stolen and the person carrying it has committed no crime
-why then, would the police agree to arrest a person who is still in the store with the item?
-why then, would several police officers (including the dimwitted Molly) tsk-tsk and discuss the non-theft as if it were an actual theft???
>where do all the balsam firs come from? That area has Douglas firs.
-oh, and the needles on these firs are not particularly sharp either...
>The group is heading out for a day of skiing but then a couple sentences later one of the group is snarking to the other that he is not in a big enough hurry to go back to bed with her
>Molly's mother tells her to make coffee but a couple sentences later declares 'leave it your father can make his own coffee' as if Molly was doing something wrong to make the coffee she'd just been told, by the same person, to make
>Molly is in one sentence complaining that she 'has no where to go' for Christmas, but then a couple of sentences later is complaining that she 'has to goto her parents' place' for Christmas
-though I suppose Delany felt there were not enough complaints in that part of the book so had to add a few more gratuitous ones to the book??
>How could someone, no matter how 'sheltered' they are in their family, have lived in Canada for a good 15 years (and likely more), who had gone through most of elementary school (where Groundhog day is literally on the class calendars), completed high school, and gotten through medical school and was working for a number years in this country but also never even heard mention of Groundhog Day? (which is, you know, on the news and discussed even by people who do not particularly care about Groundhog Day)???
-on a stretch, the person might not fully understand what it is about, but to have never even heard about it at all in all of that time and all of that interacting-with-people-outside-the-family experience???
>How are people taking a sailboat on a waterway that is so shallow that during its deepest season is not deep enough to cover and SVU? (and in the summer that waterway is likely to be more shallow than that
>Why is a cop, of all people, dialling and talking on a hand-held cell phone, and even running a computer, while driving?
-and why is he doing it on roads that are repeatedly described as snowy and treacherous, and many traffic accidents are included, in the book?
-and why is he doing it when at least half the time Molly is also in the car and could be performing one of the tasks?
>Why would a cop assume that someone who was sent to jail for stalking and assaulting another person would just suddenly lose interest in that person?
-and really, this plot sideline had nothing to do with the book
-it just felt like an add-in to prompt people to read the next book
>someone is in the middle of a confession and Molly decides it's best to cut the person off, find their friends, and ask for help from Winters instead?
-and even when the person wants to keep talking, Molly still decides to say 'stay right there' and runs off to tell security to call the police (rather than say telling the security person that she moments ago told to go away, or maybe hearing the confession out first, or even, you know, taking the person with her?)
-see 'stupid as rocks and less intelligent than lichen' above
and more.
But this review is already too long and I am still feeling too grumpy about this read. I am happy to be able to return it to the library and move on to something else. I have been uncertain about this series. This book helped me to decide that I won't be reading any more books in it.