Actual Rating: 2.5 stars
This is my first Jane Green book. Personally, I found this book to be intriguing and a refreshing break from my usual YA fantasy reads. But while I did enjoy it, I found many faults and criticisms with the execution of the book. It was an intriguing concept, but of cheap quality.
The Beach House is a mildly amusing drama filled with multiple affairs, broken marriages, betrayals, and insta-love. The novel follows a wide variety of characters, which takes it's (fricking long) time exploring the protagonists' backstories before they make their way to Nan's beach house on Nantucket.
Now let's break down this review into sections:
The Writing:
Good lord, there were so many problems with the writing. First of all, you would think by the synopsis that the book would be entirely/mostly from Nan's perspective, right? No, instead we alternate between the perspectives of Nan, Daniel, Bee, Daff, Jessica, Michael, Richard, Carrie, Evan, Jordana, and Sarah. I was really looking forward to Nan's perspective and was disappointed she was one of the characters whose perspective was provided the least. To make it even worse, I was frustrated to find that even when Green choose to follow a character, she wrote in 3rd person omniscient. It was so jarring to hear the internal dialogue of one character only to be thrust into another's thoughts a sentence later.
An additional complaint I have is that the writing itself didn't sit well with me. It was like the author NEVER heard the phrase "Show, don't tell." Her writing was extremely straightforward, leaving little room for mystery or interpretation. And at times even the dialogue felt stiff and awkward.
Also, this book was the definition of predictable. I was able to guess "the big twist" at the end within the first ten pages. Oh honey, just no; you need to try harder.
But the BIGGEST irritation was that the book literally took 150 PAGES for the tenants to arrive at the beach house. Yep, you heard that right. Almost HALF the book is backstory where the plot is barely inching forward. Not to say it wasn't interesting here and there, but the book was advertised as characters working through their problems at the beach house, and that was what I came here for. So needless to say, I really didn't enjoy the book till half way in.
The Characters:
The characters were likable, but at the same time half of them could have been killed off and I wouldn't have cared. I will say that I adored Nan though (IF ONLY Green had provided more of her POV). Carrie I also liked, but that was only because of her name and due to fact she was a writer.
Jessica though......I HATED this child. Like I'm sorry your parents got divorced, but you are thirteen and that does not give you leeway to have TEN THOUSAND TANTRUMS, act like a 3 year old (no joke; she sucked her thumb and constantly held her dad's hand), and shoplift. I understand that divorces are hard on children.......but the extremities of this child made me despise her. Her parents constantly say that prior to the divorce she was this lovable, kind, caring, intelligent young woman, but of course Green provided no evidence of this, so of course I thought that was a load of crap.
Another thing that irked me was the lack of genuine side characters. I hated how whenever Daniel and Daff would go out to a bar or something, they always seemed to encountered sleaze balls. It saddened me how only the protagonists were the only ones portrayed "good" people. Not all strangers are horrible!
For being published in 2008 though, this book does get mega brownie points from me for including a gay character!!! :) Yay diversity! (though I'm pretty sure the characters were all white, so maybe not...)
The relationships (both friendships and romances) were cute in this book and I did root for them. But they were so instant and fast growing that couldn't help but be skeptical and declare them unrealistic. Overall they were cheap entertainment. (And oh boy, did Green love to make connections between all of her characters; it was like OUAT :P)
Summary:
Despite my many criticisms, I decided to give this book a higher rating because I found it entertaining, I did find myself excited to see how it ended and because Green included a gay protagonist. Reading this book was like watching a drama TV show. It was amusing, but it wasn't quality though.
I didn't realize going into this book that it was chick lit, but I will say it does fit the bill. The Beach House was a good beach read (tehehe), so if you can get past the horrendous writing style and are desperate, I would say try it. But if it doesn't work for you, don't be afraid to toss it; you won't be missing out on much.