Most people who read my reviews know I have great admiration for John Updike's work. I don't mind a good "mid-last-century man who misbehaves" story, written by a literary god. In fact, I can't seem to stay away from those for long at all.
So it's natural that I picked up Richard Ford's novel. He, like Updike, won the Pulitzer Prize. He, like Updike, wrote about men who misbehave. He, like Updike, said pretty fucked up things from time to time.
So why the middling rating, you might wonder?
Well, from the onset, I felt the spectre of Updike looming (and he casts a long shadow). Ford's protagonist finds comfort in writing about sports. Rabbit's "good old days" are when he played sports (basketball, in particular). Ford's protagonist is unfaithful to his wife. In the dictionary under unfaithful, there is a picture of Rabbit Angstrom. Ford's protagonist has suffered the loss of a child. Ditto for Rabbit. And, Ford's 1986 protagonist suffers the suburban malaise that has afflicted Rabbit since the 1950s.
So, very, very similar in theme and plot. So much so, I can't help but make further comparisons. Where I was sympathetic with flawed Rabbit (even found him relatable), I actively disliked Frank Bascombe. Rabbit knows he's a mess. Frank Bascombe, on the other hand, seems to have it all figured out, making wise, declarative statements about life that had me rolling my eyes. He's so unlikable! He muses about "hundred dollar whores" more times than I can count. He refers to his former wife as nothing more than "X" - for what possible purpose?
Now, I know that Rabbit says some god-awful things too. I think the reason why I seem to have more tolerance for Rabbit/Updike's rather obnoxious moments is that the writing is so extraordinary, I can't help but turn the next page, pick up the next book. Ford didn't beguile me in the same way. I found his style so deeply introspective I got a neck-ache from all the navel gazing. Little "happens" in this book that spans one Easter weekend. But you sure get to know every thought that crosses Frank Bascombe's mind. Also, the dialogue is surprisingly bad! Characters speak each other's name in almost every single line of dialogue. I found it really distracting.
"Frank, tell me what you think. I need to know what you think."
"Well, Walter, what I think is that I know everything that there is to know."
"But don't you think you'd feel a whole lot better, Frank, if you called a 100-dollar whore?"
"Walter, you read my mind, Walter."
I won't touch the other weird things in this book that haven't aged well, which include comments on race and homosexuality. But describing someone as "a bony African with an austere face, almost certain the kind to have a long, aboriginal penis" just couldn't possibly be okay, even in 1986! (You knew I had to include that quote, didn't you?)
Maybe though, it's not Ford's fault at all. I mean, lots of lovely readers I know and respect see plenty to appreciate in these pages. Perhaps it's more accurate to say that it's Updike's fault. He ruined me for all other misbehaving men.