Reminds me of the time I littered a hotel room in Missoula, Montana, with crab lice … picking them off, one by one, and hurling them around the room ...”
Uh, ok.
I should have started reading Hunter S. Thompson as a teenager, because teenage me would have worshiped Thompson. So edgy. So cool. So … drugged. Adult me, however, was rather irritated by his pill-fueled, stream-of-consciousness, manic whatever-this-is and I want the last twenty minutes of my life back.
I don't even know what that last bit was about, and at first I couldn't tell if he was talking about a cat or a man. And then I decided that I'd rather that he'd been talking about a man, especially when he got to the part about about forcing his “tongue between his fangs.” And it just got worse from there, believe it or not.
My library's blurb about this book calls it Thompson's “most searing and unnaturally poignant love story,” and first of all WTF it's (probably) a cat you sickos?? But also did I say “WTF” already because seriously WTF? And don't yell at me because I “don't understand Thompson's genius” or whatever because this was just plain stupid, sorry.
I guess there is some humor in the fact that he calls other people “dope freaks,” though? Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot.
Trigger warnings include: drug use, suicide, domestic violence, non-domestic violence, animal abuse, and … cat snogging? And this story is only 20-ish pages long, you guys.
So, yeah. I hated Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and I hated this even more. 0.45 stars, rounded up because Goodreads won't let me round down.