Let me begin by introducing you to our cast of despicable characters:
Ralph: Birthday boy, uber wealthy, obsessed with his ex-wife even though he has a new girlfriend, and a total wanker.
Sarah: Ralph's ex-wife and engaged to be married to Jack yet still likes to lead Ralph on by sleeping with him occasionally.
Jack: Described as a silver haired fox, Sarah's fiancé, and total fool for getting involved with this insane family.
Gemma: Ralph's new girlfriend and a gold digging hoochie momma that wouldn't mind hooking up with Jack and Ralph's son just to make him jealous.
Janice: Ralph and Sarah's daughter, whiney, entitled, and may or may not have psychopathic tendencies.
Patrick: Ralph and Sarah's son, party boy that likes to ogle his Dad's girlfriend whether his girlfriend is around or not.
Anna: Patrick's girlfriend and the QUEEN of all KARENS.
Ralph has decided to treat those he loves to his lavish 45th birthday party by whisking them away to the Amalfi Coast for endless champagne, food, and festivities. Inviting your ex and their new spouse in order to win her back doesn't sound like a good plan to me but Ralph thinks so and he thinks by bringing his new girlfriend it will be just the thing to make Sarah jealous and rushing back into his arms. What could possibly go wrong?
Again, as with all the books of hers that I have read, Robson embraces the 2nd person narrative and rather than actual chapters the breaks are marked by who's point of view is speaking at that time. Normally I don't have a problem with this but this time I have to say it just didn't work. I had to go back many times to re-read sections in order to figure out who I was reading about and I think, perhaps it was poor formatting, that some of the breaks didn't get marked properly so, for instance, you think you're reading from Jack's perspective and then all of as sudden he's putting on high heels and a lacy top. That is jarring to say the least and I spent a lot of my time saying what the fuck but not in the way I was hoping for. Very confusing.
Check out these gems:
"Ralph is walking toward me, looking as dapper as ever in his seersucker shorts and bright red pumps."
I think even Robson was getting confused on which character is which and who she was writing about unless bright red pumps mean something different in British slang.
"I thrust open the lunch box, pull out the pizza slice that is inside and take a bite. The cheese is soft and delicious. Heaven. But one bite is enough. I know after not eating so long I must take it easy. Then I place the rest of the slice in my pocket and save it for later."
What in the actual fuck? Who puts a slice of pizza in their pocket? Better yet, who eats only one bite of a slice of pizza? Psychopaths, that's who.
Where were the editors???
So, yeah, this is not a favorite of mine but I'm not writing Robson off yet because her previous books were great guilty pleasure reads and I'm hoping this was a one off. 2 stars!
Thank you to NetGalley and Avon Books UK for my complimentary copy.