I celebrated a birthday last week. And by “celebrated” I mean I was sitting at work and got some texts. I first I was freaked out, thinking something else was going wrong (life is pain, try to enjoy the peace, the happy, and the good when you can), but no, it was just some random well wishes for my advancing age.
I’ll occasionally do some back-of-the-envelope math to see about how many books I have left in me to read before I die. If I keep up an okay pace (about the one I’m on for this year), and I make it about as long as my grandmother did (the 1 out of 4 natural grandparents that was even alive for my birth), then I have another 1200 books or so in me.
And that’s assuming I don’t have some severe cognitive decline (like that one long-lived grandmother suffered from) that cuts a few hundred from that grand total.
1200 books. What do I want to spend them on? Given my mood of late, not reading shit, that’s for sure. I’ve really got to stop sticking with middling or shit-filled things that I have to finish because my need to complete stuff freaks me out. I’m way better than I used to be, but it’s an ongoing battle.
But look, I’m still curious about the world I live in, there is a lot I don’t know about that I really want to. And one of those burning things I need answers to has to do with black holes.
Since this is a survival guide, I’ll give you a quick synopsis of how to survive one: Don’t get near one.
The longer answer, don’t be anywhere near one.
But if you get in too close, and the black hole is kindly, you can survive for a while, as long as you are in some sort of super-ship that protects you from the myriad of things that would definitely kill you if you were in a normal, human-built ship. But given that, you could, if you had those means, pass over the event horizon, set up your super-telescope, and watch the history of the universe unfold before you.
Something about that sounds nice, peaceful even, you can see all, unable to interact, and as an impartial observer, watch the universe flower, and die… before you get torn up and stripped down to, well, whatever become of matter at the heart of a black hole.
Because one of the things this book does take a stab at is something that I have wondered at for a long time. Does the material that collapse into a black hole reach a new stable configuration, or does it continue collapsing into infinity, just collapsing and collapsing and collapsing without end?
I think Dr Levin’s take is the latter. I have follow up questions about whether their can be more than one kind of black hole, one where the escape velocity is still greater than the speed of light, but where something degenerate, super-strings, quarks, something, still has enough stability to prevent that collapse towards infinity. But until any of the real experts I’ve emailed and tried to question in my personal life feel like discussing with me, I’m starting to think I may not find those types of answers in a pop-science book. I’ll occasionally trawl the internet to see if something comes up, but as of now. I just have to shrug and go with what I’m told.
Another thing the book didn’t address, but I’ve heard Dr Levin discuss off-the-cuff, is merging event horizons. To me it’s a paradox, to experts, I’m an idiot. Let me explain.
Everything I’ve ever learned about General Relativity to date tells me that if I were to toss something into a black hole then the object that was tossed would appear to me to never actually cross that event horizon, but slow down further and further until it appears to me to simply stop, frozen in time, and get dimmer as the eons carry on (This is how if I jumped into a black hole I could watch the history of the cosmos play out before my eyes, outsiders would see me frozen in time while I saw the lives of stars come and go like fireflies on a summer’s night).
So how can we be seeing all these black hole mergers from places like LIGO? I read books about that too, the problem is never mentioned. Two event horizons should never meet, right? They just get to the brink of merging before slowing down to an apparent stop. Dr Levin casually mentions in the interview I mentioned that it doesn’t work that way for black holes, that their event horizons just merge.
Um, what?
I need more. You know, just writing about it puts me in a sour mood. I’ll google it again after I post this, see if I learn something new.
Anyway, the book was fine.