Many Brits are concerned that if British imperial history were reduced to “a litany of atrocity, then the moral authority of the West is eroded.” Niall Ferguson is famous for bootlicking British Empire and calling it “a good thing.” "Vile Niall" is not alone, as almost 60% of Brits, polled in 2014, said they felt “the British Empire was something to be proud of.” This book looks at what 60% of Brits don’t want to read about or know about. Prime Minister Boris Johnson said, “I cannot help remembering that this country over the last two hundred years has directed the invasion or conquest of 178 countries – that is most of the members of the UN.”
“Britain always managed to reconcile the logic of necessary violence with its civilizing mission.” “For hundreds of millions who lived in Britain’s imperial expanse, the empire’s velvet glove concealed an all-to familiar iron fist.” That British iron fist contained “electric shock, fecal and water torture, castration, forced hard labor, sodomy with broken bottles and vermin, forced marches through landmines, shin screwing, fingernail extraction, and public execution.” Many Brits and colonial subjects did write and speak scathingly about British actions, but as you can imagine, their views were consistently sidelined throughout history.
Civilization was considered a priori Western, “and race became the physical marker of difference.” John Stuart Mill “advocated for paternal despotism”. Thomas Carlyle was an authoritarian racist douchebag who said blacks need the strong hand of white rule and humanitarians were misguided because the day’s answer was enslavement and indentured servitude. Cecil Rhodes (creator of the Rhodes scholarship) was a “race patriot” who exploited cheap slave labor in the British colonies. “Abandon hope all ye who enter here” was written above the entrance of a British detention camp in Kenya. “Forgetting, I would even say historical error, is an essential factor in the creation of a nation.” That’s why the Brit-induced Bengal Famine where ten million died (and the Brit’s WWI Iran famine, (see Mohammad Gholi Majd’s book – it killed 8-10 million) is not talked about.
Nazis learned from the Brits: One British officer recalled, “The orders went out to shoot every soul… It was literally murder. The women were all spared but their screams on seeing their husbands and sons butchered, were most painful.” “British forces tied suspected Indian rebels to the mouths of cannons, lit the fuse, and blew them to pieces.” Napoleon Blownapart. Here’s Winston Churchill explaining his day back in 1897, “We destroyed the houses, filled up the wells, blew down the towers, cut down the great shady trees, burned the crops and broke the reservoirs in punitive devastation. At the end of the fortnight the valley was a desert and honor was satisfied.” I picture Hitler reading Churchill writing about this years later approvingly. Such honor in destroying self-determination. At that time Churchill refused to take any prisoners, “including those wounded.” Sorry, you’ll have to die. Keep a stiff upper lip – actually soon you’ll be stiff all over. Churchill saw India as a battle against militant Mohammedanism; of good versus evil, or at least this little sociopath versus many nations that merely wanted to be left alone.
Brits in Africa: At the time Britain was the world’s banker and that demanded lots of gold. Britain stole South Africa from the Dutch in 1806 for its gold deposits. Retreating Boers created the Orange Free State and the Transvaal. Afrikaners/Boers were descendants of Dutch settlers. It took 450,000 British and colonial troops to get Afrikaners to “negotiate” (22,000 Brit soldiers died). Brits then forced 100,000 Afrikaners into camps where 30,000, mostly children, died. Later the Nazis would note here that the Brits had successfully targeted a single ethnic group en masse for deportation to brutal concentration camps. Page 88 has a photo of an emaciated Afrikaner girl about to die. “In Parliament, Lloyd George openly accused the British government of pursuing ‘a policy of extermination’.” At this time, Brit diplomat Alfred Milner mused of Britain’s Imperial South African future, “You have only to sacrifice ‘the nigger’ absolutely, and the game is easy.” Of Kitchener’s Battle of Omdurman (1898), “It was not a battle but an execution”. Churchill bore witness to Brits killing 10,000 and wounding 13,000 Sudanese. Brit dead there was only 47 with 382 wounded. After the butchery, ‘civilized’ Kitchener “systematically burnt crops and dumped salt to prevent future cultivation.” Could the Nazi’s have done it any better? Historian Aidan Forth wrote that South Africa “showcased the idea of mass internment to the world.” The Nazis would soon be deeply indebted to the Brits for the idea and execution.
WWI: During WWI, Lloyd George wrote, “if people really knew [what was going on in the trenches] the war would be stopped tomorrow.” “Reporters with an independent streak were arrested and deported from the war zones.”
One white Brit empire administrator could easily find himself stretched and responsible for 100,000 colonial subjects. For Britain’s treatment of resistance to empire, look at Britain’s nasty burning of Cork, Ireland in 1910. “No one was held accountable for the razing of Cork.” England wanted peace in Ireland mostly because it wanted “to bring her troops over to India and Egypt.” “Palestine was not empty land, 700,000 Arabs – compared to 60,000 Jews - lived there with legitimate territorial claims. Clearly the small arid territory could not absorb the large proportion of the world’s 12 million Jews.”
Winston Churchill’s sadistic mention of Dum-Dum ammunition: “The Dum-Dum bullet is a wonderful and from a technical point of view a beautiful machine. On striking a bone this causes the bullet to spread out, and then it tears and splinters everything before it, causing wounds which in the body must be generally mortal and in any limb necessitate amputation.” It’s “wonderful” and “beautiful” to do this to people merely resisting being colonized by force? Kitchener used these nasty bullets in Omdurman in 1898, where Churchill got his first-hand look. Britain and Luxemburg were the only two countries who wouldn’t sign the ban of them at the Hague Conference in 1902. British colonial forces continued using them through the 1930’s. A British police officer in Palestine as late as 1939 said “when you get shot here it is a nasty business as they are using Dum Dum bullets, but so are we unofficially.”
Human mine sweeping became a sport in Palestine in the late 30’s. At first Arabs were sent in taxis in front of patrols to “sweep” for mines but sometimes taxis didn’t have enough weight to trigger the bombs so then Arabs were packed in buses and sent ahead of the convoy. Villagers who objected to being put on the bus “were shot”. After the road bombs went off, “villagers were then forced to dig a pit, collect the maimed and mutilated bodies, and throw them unceremoniously into it.” One Brits said of this, “By Jove, it paid dividends, but of course, you can’t do those sort of things today.” “Death sentences were often carried out on minimal evidence, much of which was amassed from suspects under torture. “The civilian population, all but decimated were willing to do just about anything to survive and began to fall in line.”
At that time, Singapore was the “bastion of the empire” 25% of the empires trade went through there and Britain had placed a very expensive Naval base there (Suez was another bastion). After Japan takes Singapore from the British, “the entire region was decimated.” 130,000 British personnel were then captured and by the end of the war “over 100,000 British subjects in Malaya (Malaysia) and Singapore would perish from Japanese brutality, disease, and starvation.” When Japan had invaded Malaya, the Malayan Raj died after over a century and a half of British rule. Japan also invades Siam (Thailand), and Burma.
FDR “disliked Churchill’s ‘eighteenth century methods’ of ruling 700 million subjects around the globe” while Churchill hated FDR’s ‘sentimental’ attitude towards the “pigtails” and the “Chinks”. Three days after the US declares war on Japan, Germany declares war on the US. “India contributed more to the war effort than any other imperial possession.” “Factories near Calcutta were turning out ammunition, grenades, bombs, guns and other weaponry.” Bombay was making uniforms and parachutes, while other places made boots jeep bodies, machine parts and binoculars. Field Marshall Claude Auchinleck said Britain, “couldn’t have come through [WWI and WWII) if they hadn’t had the Indian Army”.
Eric Williams wrote that Britain stopped slavery not for matters of conscience but for “hard economic calculations.” This was the time of CLR James, Aime Cesaire, Frantz Fanon, WEB DuBois, and George Padmore looking hard at what makes colonialism tick/suck. British colonial lands were seen as one large concentration camp. Padmore called it “colonial fascism”. Imperialism as similar to Nazism. Was it not all sustained through violence? Padmore wrote, “it seems to me that violence is the high priest of imperialism.” The Japanese told the British colonized after invading, “It will be foolish to lose your lives by fighting for Britain who has been keeping you in slavery for years and has been ill-treating you.” Jews were 1% of Britain then while there were also only 30,000 people of color (max) in Britain.
During a House of Commons Discussion, Montague askes his peers, “are you going to keep your hold upon India by terrorism, racial humiliation, subordination and frightfulness?” Interrupting Conservative MPs cried out, “Bolshevism” and “you are making an incendiary speech.” “Within two years, tarred for his moralizing and relentless demands for accountability in the empire, Montagu was dead at forty-five.”
1858 was the end of the East India Company and the beginning of direct rule by the British Raj, in India. Queen Victoria becomes Empress of India; after 1877 it’s all about celebrating the monarchy, pomp and circumstance. The biggest of these events was the Diamond Jubilee in 1897 for Victoria. Had she lived another 100 years, she could have rolled in a Crown Victoria.
The Rise of Children’s Adventure Stories in Imperial Contexts: Developing the imperial imagination of Britain’s youth. Victorian literature has many children stories about colonized local characters who need white input. A huge influence on British youth, George Alfred Henty wrote tale after tale about “Native savagery” against British civility. It was a time of evangelical adventurer David Livingstone in Africa. All this “depicted their nation as waging a moral battle to defend civilization while also bringing light to the world’s so-called savages.” Uncontested in Britain was “the general ‘fact’ that the ruling race in British India has a higher and more vigorous civilization than the native races.” Think of Britain as more Kipling than Orwell.
Political philosopher James Fitzjames Stephen’s wrote that “law is nothing but regulated force.” An Irishman’s book about his struggle for Irish Freedom became for Indians a how-to manual for rebellion. For some Bengalis it became their Bible.
WWII: Hitler admired Britain because though small, it wielded great power by dominating people. In Mein Kampf, he wrote, “No people has ever with greater brutality prepared its economic conquests with the sword, and later ruthlessly defended them, than the English nation.” Hitler noticed Britain’s terra nullius policies of “wiping out the local population”, the South African concentration camps, and the aerial bombings in Iraq. Nazi Germany “turned international law on its head” by violently claiming the lands it went through (like Poland and Czechoslovakia) as though it were the French and Britain in Africa. The League of Nations did nothing when Mussolini reversed Ethiopia’s sovereignty, and only morally woke up when the Nazi’s conquered Eastern Europe. Apparently, no one had clearly spelled out that imperialism HAD to be confined to the non-European world. Fun Fact: The Zionist Stern Gang (Lehi) offered “support for a Nazi conquest of Palestine if, in return Germany would back mass settlement of Jews in the Mandate.”
WWII led to colonial subjects reading, becoming intellectuals and sending a “widespread anticolonial ethos down to the grassroots of African society. “When Gallup polled Americans, it found that nearly 60% disapproved of giving any further loans to their one-time colonizers.” Britain, once the world’s banker, after WWII owed 1.3 billion pounds to India alone. Britain had a “staggering” post-war debt and soon became extremely indebted to the US, ending payments only in 2006. Britain’s Empire still covered ¼ of the planet’s landmass while George VI ruled over 700 million subjects. To keep so many people down by force, 3.5 million Brits were then stationed around the world. Britain moved on from water torture (so passe) to sewage torture and starvation; so civilized, those Brits. Instead of classically picturing Brits holding a cup of tea saying, “By Jove, Good Show!” I’m starting to picture them brandishing a barbed riding whip saying, “Do be a good chap!”
In Malaya, the British half-starved workers and enticed them with opium to work. Britain killed “3 million Bengalis in 1943-44”. Bengal had seen “over two centuries of rapes, village burnings, crowd shootings, and widespread famine, for which the British were responsible.” Many British colonial subjects saw Brits methods as no different from the Nazis. They wanted to know, when would the UN hold trials about British crimes? Lord Mountbatten became the dashing face of the last days of the British Raj; for a few minutes he was the “most powerful man on earth.” For weeks, endless wheelbarrows brought incriminating British documents to be burnt in New Delhi’s red Fort’s courtyard. You wouldn’t want people with actual morals to question British moral authority.
The Partition and End of the Raj in India: After the Partition of India began, the Raj’s divide and rule ethos set off a bloodbath, a chain reaction that killed one to two million. In a cruel game of musical chairs, when the music stopped, Muslims fled their old homes in India for Pakistan, while Hindus and Sikhs fled Pakistan for India. It was not uncommon for those who stayed to be slaughtered, and those who fled to be slaughtered as refugees. Gangs of killers and rapists roamed. Violence was so bad that British soldiers saw babies roasted on spits, while mounted guerillas “culled (refugees) like sheep”. For a thousand years everyone on the Indian subcontinent lived together fine and “a hybrid Indo-Islamic civilization emerged.” Refugees centers were called human dumps.
Britain loses Palestine, ending thirty years of British rule there. Half of the Palestinians (800,000) in Palestine were uprooted. 531 of their villages destroyed. In 1948, Britain had a $1.8 billion deficit and was siphoning cash off of Malaya, Gold Coast, Gambia and Ceylon, but Malaya was its cash cow. In 1951, back in Britain, almost 60% of Brits couldn’t name a single British colony, yet 75% of them believed Britain would be worse off without her empire. Uninformed and co-dependent.
If the US wasn’t a rogue state that boldly defies international law, you would want to know that today’s corpus of international law is: The Geneva Conventions of 1864, 1906, 1929, 1949, added protocols of 1977, 2005, and the two Hague conventions of 1899 and 1907. Often Japanese mistreatment (massacres etc.) of East Asians during WWII (and by the British before the Japanese) drove many villagers to look favorably towards communism. If you just don’t kill me or beat me, I’ll favor you.
Chemical Warfare: Britain worked hard to find chemicals that would “destroy large areas of cultivation planted by bandits driven out of populated areas and forced to rely on their own resources.” They discovered the Agent Orange compounds during this search: clever chaps! Hurting total strangers for profit – so laudable. Fun fact: “If leeches aren’t removed with a cigarette, they will turn a wound septic.” In 1956, Brits in Malaya spent eighteen months destroying all their colonial paperwork – culling files. They reported the job done “with confidence that the risk of compromise or embarrassment arising out of any paper left behind is very slight.” The definition of British thoroughness.
Africa: Study what the Brits did to the 1.5 million Kikuyu in Kenya. Settlers grew coffee and tea on their land and the Kikuyu lived there under harsh restrictive laws. Just as US slavery was unadorned “racial capitalism”, so was this. Jomo Kenyatta became the Kikuyu leader. A subset of Kikuyu were the Mau Mau, a movement that was tired of waiting and sought land and freedom. 90% of Kikuyu took the first Mau Mau oath of unity. Britain’s problem was how to break all these Kikuyu civilians committed to land and freedom.
This book includes a full page of all the nasty stuff done to Mau Mau in Britain’s name. Here’s what one settler and member of the Kenya regiment remembered: “Things got a little out of hand. By the time I cut his balls off, he had no ears, and his eyeball, the right one, I think, was hanging out of its socket. Too bad, he died before we got much out of him.” Kenya became “the largest archipelago of detention and prison camps in the history of Britain’s empire”. Parts of the empire engaged in “food denial” where “the point was to starve villagers into submission while working them without respite.” “Rapes and beatings were widespread” by British “military members who defiled women and young girls.” “Ten of the army soldiers would rape one woman. In other cases, five of them would rape one woman.” “Hell on earth is the name detainees gave the Mwea camps.”
George Orwell explained the British Empire, “Under the capitalist system, in order that England may live in comparative comfort, a hundred million Indians must live on the verge of starvation.” “Military costs were 20% of public expenditure.” British colonial defense was four million pounds annually while the profit from controlling others by force was only eight million. In 1884 and 1885 European powers met in Berlin to carve up Africa. The Sharpsville Massacre in South Africa committed by the British, happens on March 21st, 1960.
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