spoilers below
i'd like to preface this review by saying that one of the girls in the book works at this restaurant named TIK--
as in TIKtok.
as in there are just giant posters of addison rae and charli d'amelio on the walls.
*sigh* review time yAy
the premise of this novel is that there are four women who were best friends in high school and each had a dream of what they wanted to accomplish. unfortunately, only one did.
melissa
melissa's entire plot is that her husband divorced her, and she's sad because her life sucks and her kid hates her. she is the closest thing we have to a main character, and this is important because of a criticism i have later.
priya
another day, another Indian not-really-the-main-character-more-of-a-side-character that's named priya. however, priya is special because i loVEe her. she's a workaholic mom of three children with an annoying husband that does absolutely nothing other than bring his mom that complains about what a bad mother and wife priya is.
her plot is that she's like "no. screw u, and screw your demands, do it yourself." and he does. and that made my small, tiny heart happy.
tara
TARAAA. my poor, underloved, tara. her plot is the plot that didn't really exist. she's bi, and her parents refuse to accept that she's bi, but that never comes up after being mentioned once. she also has a cooking class for little kids that she runs, and she hates it, and all she really wants to do is run her own restaurant. the other thing is that this super famous dude offered for her to run a restaurant with him, but then he sexually assaulted her and she was like "nawr, that's not happening" so she has a bunch of trauma.
what an interesting character. and she barely even shows up. she has all of this potential plot that goes nowhere. she ends up working at the aforementioned TIK, which she hates, and might quit at the end of the book because the dude that assaulted her is coming there, but we'll never know if actually does because. the. author. nEVER. TELLS. US.
suki
i wouldn't even consider suki a main character because she has two chapters in the book. but basically, she's the only that achieved her dreams because she's a multi millionaire now. the issue is that she's being hated by the internet because of animal abuse (!!!) and workplace tyranny (!!!!!!!)
ma'am what/
and the book brushes this off like "classic suki always hurting animals and yelling at her workers" i don't care if this is my best friend, or my mom, or my lover, or all of the above, alright? that's not a red flag, that's a "get out of my house and preferably take a really long walk over a short pier." but no one even cares about this in the book and suki's explanation is as follows:
"basically, they wanted arbor day off , and i was like 'nawr' so they were super angry at me, so i put my foot down (aka animal abuse and workplace tyranny) and now everyone hates me. it's so hard being a female ceo."
which it is, but not because you accidentally stumble into a room with a knife in your hand and a rabbit in the other.
OKAY. characters are done. now let me walk you through the plot.
all the girls reunite for a high school reunion that is way too hyped up in the blurb and first hundred pages of the novel because it lasts for like twenty pages. and the only thing that really matters from it is a) they make an oath to do what they want and follow their dreams and b) there's this short, balding dude that donates 25 million dollars to the school and melissa falls in love with him.
now, the rest of the book is just wishy washy character growth. a few unresolved plots, however, were:
1 - priya's daughter (a minor) was posting ahem videos online and priya's like "wTF WHAT DO I DO" and everyone's like "sshhh you can deal with it tmrw"
2 - priya got a promotion at her job that people thought she only got because she was brown and a woman and she heard people saying this. i think at some point she realized that it was her husband saying these things, but i wouldn't know because we don't bring it up again.
3 - suki has two chapters. and they were both in first person pov for some reason, despite everyone else getting third person pov, and the whole point was just for her to be like "uM actually what i did wasn't that bad"
4 - tara's life
5 - melissa has an eating disorder and we don't ever talk about it, despite people constantly telling her "hey you have an eating disorder and do you want to talk about it" and she'll go "huh. do i? wow, the ceiling looks really good today-" AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. but, some closure.
6 - priya slept with a teacher when she was sixteen. he was twenty- wait, what's that noise? oh, it's just the police, dw about it.
lastly, before we end this review, i want to talk about melissa's plot. because while everyone else is struggling with their reality, melissa is living her wattpad ya novel girl dreams. she's PTA president, but she's like "nawr, i want moree" so she decides to run for mayor ab halfway through the novel. she has the support of her billionare boyfriend, and she wins the hearts of the town without doing, like, any work. and now, she's the most successful one of their friends, so sUCK THAT SUKI-
okay goodbye thanks for reading