🍿Book #4/5 of my Tour de Popcorn Thrillers to close our 2022
3.5 rounded up
One sentence review: A basic plot elevated by technically clean writing and excellent storytelling
SYNOPSIS
Helen Thorpe's life seems perfect: big ole house, respectable mans, and she's expecting. But after she meets Rachel at a local prenatal class, sh!t starts to go sideways.
MY OPINION
Ight so I'm 2/4 on actually finishing the books in my tour, which is more than what I expected tbh. And the two that I have finished, I quite enjoyed. Here's how this book meets my criteria for a solid popcorn thriller:
1. Wholesome female MC: Yes, Helen had a weird lil fixation on her SIL, but for the most part she was just trying to make it over the finish line with her bebe. I've read reviews about how irritating and spineless she is, which I can totally understand. Usually this annoys tf outta me IF the character is pretending she's a bad ass bish whilst simultaneously getting trampled on like a doormat at a Black Friday sale. Helen was just trying her best — which may not have been very good — so I consider her "wholesome."
2. Third person highly preferred: Nothing sends me over the edge like an annoying inner monologue. Despite this book being told in first person with multiple POVs, Faulkner spared us the incessant judgemental ramblings and pontificating. Instead, we get a very action-driven narrative. Major props for this.
3. Yeetage of disbelief required but minimal yeetage of logic: Mehhhh tbh. I found it unsettling that no one would slap the wine outta Rachel's hands at the prenatal class and thereafter. Idk how drinking/smoking while pregnant rocks in England, but if my close friend made even the slightest attempt at this foolishness I'd be calling the police, the FBI, everyone. That sh!t cannot fly!! Also I can't get into it without spoilies but there was some ???? moments with the DCI at the end.
4. No OTT ending BIG FAIL LOL. The last POV was straight up Scooby Doo. We are literally spoon fed all the answers. It was very bleak. I found myself power reading most of it because the plot wasn't thicc enough to justify this walkthrough. It really was like a ICYMI, here's how I sorta kinda got away with it!
Now what I REALLY liked about this book was the writing. Damn, Faulkner is very technically gifted. She chooses her words carefully and has beautiful, flowing prose. No abuse of commas, no run-on melodramatic similes, no chonky or basic sentence structure. She uses sentence fragments appropriately without overdoing it. Yes, there were a couple (highly) questionable one-liners such as "my heart feels full of blood" (?????) but for a popcorn thriller the prose was bangerlicious. Yeah, I said it.
Tbh the writing saves this book from being an absolute dud. The plot is unoriginal and basic: mysterious stranger shows up in rich lady's wife and shit starts going sideways and oh wait, a secret from her past is involved! She doesn't add an interesting lens to it like Gillian McAllister in Wrong Place, Wrong Time. And there's no standout, unique character traits like the word games Simon would play to calm himself down in David Ellis' Look Closer. It was your run-of-the-mill domestic suspense story that was saved by above average writing and storytelling. A hoe can tell a story (bar the ending).
All this considered, I'm not surprised the ratings are mediocre. I ran a poll on my Instagram stories asking what were the most and least important factors for rating a book. The most: vibes. The least: writing. Yes, the very essence of what makes a book... a book, is considered the least important factor when rating it. (*cries*) Anyways. Given that, I can see how the boring, unoriginal plot plus the book being on the lengthy side would make this very "meh" for many readers.
FYI if you liked the writing and the storytelling AND you're okay with a low-intensity plot, I implore you to read The Favor by Nicci French. Similar vibes, but certainly not for everyone. If you tend to skew toward Freida McFadden, Lucy Foley, Alice Feeney, etc, just ignore this. Pls. I don't wanna see you cr@pping on a book when you've been warned LOL.
PROS AND CONS
Pros: excellent writing, good storytelling
Cons: basic, unoriginal plot, flat and cliche characters, scooby doo ass ending